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Fly Buy:

I bought 10,000 shares of nothing, at the market.

Disclaimer: If you buy nothing because of this post, the PH balance of your water will be altered. And, you may make or lose money.

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21 comments

  1. Trading Rookie

    I buy 20,000 of nothing

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  2. Canuck

    Pfft, I’m going triple short on nothing.

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    • muktukchuck

      Canadian sugar cube => RSI. It pays nearly 10% distribution, and one of it’s operation is in Alberta. You need nat gas to make sugar in Alberta and there’s just a bit of it around and the price of it is going ? Should be good for RSI’s costs and margins.

      Small cap tho => 0.5B

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    • Canuck

      I’ll look into it, thanks!

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  3. TraderCaddy

    I believe my short SMH and VXX intraday trade is about to hit payoff.
    Should have added DUG.

    I have a well for water and who knows what is in there.

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  4. DownTick

    Three Words: Precious Bodily Fluids.

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  5. Hawaii Five0

    Are you still holding TLT and at what % of port?

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  6. Sam

    haha…classic post.

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  7. The situation

    SPY buying robots and unknown warrior on a white stallion in bloody dual as we speak…vix @ 17.21

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  8. SlayingDragons

    That’s great but how do the options look?

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  9. lindsay

    hot rumor hitting yahoo boards that BAC and C are competing to buy not only your stocks in nothing, but also potentially an entire takeover of N (Nothing 0:0%)

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    • TraderCaddy

      The last time I read one of the Yahoo Boards (2000) there were rumors that theGlobe.com was going to buy eToys.
      That didn’t work out to well.

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  10. rd

    I’ve put in a limit order to buy nothing, at an infinite price (in keep with the current market dynamic).

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  11. Alvari40

    That was a killer buy Fly. Risk coming out on Eurotrashzone news.

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  12. Frank White

    Don’t share this with anyone but i just wrote a blackbox….

    IF (Day ends in Y) THEN BUY (SPY)
    REPEAT

    Suck it Goldman.

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  13. bigmovingstock

    I’ll take a half size position of nothing, 5000 shares

    my drinking water just became acidified

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  14. sniper6

    gay old tap water, no thank you please, I prefer my water improved with alcohol and bubbles

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  15. sniper6

    bought JRCC 15.70

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  16. Fly Swatter

    Ride or Die in ZSL…….Silver Target per oz. = $14.00 Oz…….Will buy SDS IF and only IF SP’s hit 1200

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