iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Up, Up, Up

Oh when the party ends, I am going to be fucking bowling on your fuckers for getting stuck with sticky bombs. You sit there, in your old fucker lazy boy chair lecturing me about finance, yet I am at ALL-TIME HIGHS. Sure, perhaps if I sniffed a little more, I’d be even higher. As far as I am concerned, I’ve sniffed enough—thank you very much.

With today’s move, I am up around 15% for the year, yet you have the audacity to look at me crooked. The music will end buddy; and when it does, you will be shining my shoes. I don’t care how many resources you think you have, research teams, overpaid analysts, whatever. They all suck. You will be on the receiving end of a sticky bomb and that’s all there is to it.

As for the blogosphere: I am the Blogfather. Any questions?

Good.

So, to wrap this post up, we’ve been going up, up, up; but the next move is to visit your burial site.

Top picks: [[TLT]] , [[VXX]] , [[TAN]]

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34 comments

  1. KY

    Fly calls another intraday bottom! Nice work!

    On a side note your TLT looks good, but this market will power up

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  2. mrkcbill

    Fly have you ever done yard work a day in your life?

    FIG

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  3. Danified

    Sniff, sniff……

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  4. Slaying Dragons

    FAZ

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    • The Sax

      FAZ is certainly looking incredibly low these days. Can’t bring myself to jump in tho….

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  5. Slaying Dragons

    Oil cracking?

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  6. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Off to eat a pic-ki-nic basket. See youse all [sic] at the close.

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  7. Coked up money manager
    Coked up money manager

    No way,this party never ends!!! I’ll be stuffing big sized capital gains into the leopard skinned speedo of a latin chippendale dancer named Carlos for sure tonight!!

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  8. Dayman

    More relevant Kid Cudi musikal video:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJa5_2wqN_I

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    • monaybot

      the video is pertaining to the secret message therefore cannot be more relevant…

      thats how i see it anyways

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    • DPeezy

      blargh…that’s the worst Kid Cudi song yet!

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  9. Frank White

    Relentless uptrends end???? GTFO!

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  10. The Sax

    Fly – As I’m sure you are aware, some are saying we’ve passed the one year mark in this bull market. Those people surmise that is the psychological barrier for many investors and therefore we should see more money in the market in the coming days. How do you answer these charges?

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  11. Actionable Investments

    Giddy up EDZ & VXX… putting on the cowboy boots as I type… ready for the rodeo

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  12. monaybot

    yo fly are you shorting eur via drr?

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  13. Unemployed

    VNO has closed higher 18 of the last 20 trading sessions, and the last 13 days in a row green…unreal

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    • scott

      Haven’t you heard? They can now forget about their old loan and get new ones! Then leverage them 40:1. Don’t worry, the bank won’t have to recognize it if it goes bad…

      Yes, totally amazing…Especially after that december to february head & shoulders topping pattern…up 7 days in a row up 12%…

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  14. TA

    Quite a nice bull pennant on the 30/60min chart
    Of course those can break both ways

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  15. bigmovingstock

    whoaaa look at Tommy all dressed up and doing the town

    LOL now go get your shinebox!

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  16. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    HuggieBear got caught on the wrong side of the tracks. All positions closed, will go into the weekend flat where upon i will lick my wounds and plot my revenge.

    Net portfolio damage of 12% during this preposterous multi-day run. I will most likely regroup, wait for a selloff, and then get long. Seems to be the only safe course of action.

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    • Frank White

      Best thing to do is flip and get long.

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      • xxxHuggieBearxxx
        xxxHuggieBearxxx

        Thats my plan. But i would like to see at least a 1-2% pullback. Even if i have to let it run higher before I get in.

        Call me old fashioned. But that’s how we wooed a market back in my day.

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    • notagop

      Tell us when you go long so we can all go short and make some moolah.

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  17. DPeezy

    High risk (probability?) trade into the weekend and next week:
    Short $VIX March puts; long SPY May puts.

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