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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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ROFL @ You

You bastards just got “clown raped” betting against me on Lennar Corporation [[LEN]] and Sears Holdings Corporation [[SHLD]] . Believe me, I know what’s going on here. I understand that thousands of you, secretly, root for my demise. You try to expedite it via short selling my positions, hoping it will send me back to Brooklyn with pizza sauce on my face. Well I have news for you, fuckface, I’m never going back to that shit hole and you Sir just got raped by a clown, by way of Sears Holdings Corporation [[SHLD]] and Lennar Corporation [[LEN]] spring boarding higher this morning.

What’s next?

Well, I have another bullet proof idea, which will be put into motion upon the market opening.

Pre-market, the dollar is up and the futures are off a little. However, don’t let that fool you, jig-saw face; we’re going higher today. We shall climb to new heights and attempt to fly this rocket, made from 100% dynamite, into the fucking Sun itself, AND SURVIVE!

I have things to do now, enemies to attack.

Developing…

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20 comments

  1. gratefuljed

    go get em tiger…er…Fly…!

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  2. Tim Knight

    I dont see you having a losing trade this year. Bravo.

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  3. Jimmie

    SHLD vice gripping short sellers nutsack.

    Congrats man

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  4. Comic Book

    THE BOAT ENGINE MAKES NOISE MOTHERFUCKER.

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  5. j.

    The best thing that’s happened is that new Japanese Fin min has said that he watns to see a weaker yen. good times roll on.

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  6. Skeptical

    fucking SEARS.

    this is why I keep reading the board. Only place someone has the nuts to pound the table on shit sack co. like Sears and then bank huge coin on it.

    Inspirational. SHLD shorts clown raped indeud.

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  7. Mr. President

    Classic Fly; classic Biggie.

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  8. Jonooo

    A true wordsmith. Watch out Sun!

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  9. Mr. President

    SHLD is obscene this morning!

    More proof that you can’t ignore insider buying!!

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  10. Mr. Cain Thaler

    That was masterfully done.

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  11. Mr. President

    SONS BTFO

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  12. TheArtist

    so, now sears hit the 100.00 mark you thought it would hit when you talked about it a few weeks ago, are you selling today on that?

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  13. Big Mike

    Good stuff on SHLD…

    Congrats…

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  14. ChrisBrown

    Money money.

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  15. The Zombie

    TFIG

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  16. TraderCaddy

    If some kind of a housing recovery can last past the $8,000 tax credit deal the mid-sized regionals should do better- BBT,STI,ZION,PNC.
    See how they are acting today relative to homies?
    KRE (smaller bank etf) might be worth a look see.

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