iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Bada Bing

My new buys of Wimm-Bill-Dann Foods OJSC (ADR) [[WBD]] (Russian Milk) and Cummins Inc. [[CMI]] (Chinese Trucks) are paying instant dividends, via going the fuck higher. Despite the indices fagging out at these levels, my positions march higher. From Sears Holdings Corporation [[SHLD]] to Flowserve Corporation [[FLS]] to  Green Mountain Coffee Roasters Inc. [[GMCR]] to Ctrip.com International, Ltd. (ADR) [[CTRP]] , they march higher.

You see people, “The Fly” is a very generous person. After all, he donates his time and “calculator brain” to the lowly people of the internet, on a daily basis, as part of Prezident O’bama’s government stimulus program. iBankCoin is a robust instrument of economic stimulus. You should never forget that.

The first week of January is the most important week of the year, in my not-so-humble opinion. It sets the tone for the entire year, revealing to the world what Wall Street really thinks of the market. Without equivocation, Wall Street wants higher stock prices and they want them now.

So get out there and throw a pie—filled with cherries—at your neighbors face and buy some stocks. If you have a mental disability and do not know how to pick stocks, join The PPT and smoke a cigar to celebrate your evolution.

Into this bull run, I favor Sears Holdings Corporation [[SHLD]] , Ctrip.com International, Ltd. (ADR) [[CTRP]] , POSCO (ADR) [[PKX]] , Cummins Inc. [[CMI]] , Wimm-Bill-Dann Foods OJSC (ADR) [[WBD]] , Mechel OAO (ADR) [[MTL]] , Flowserve Corporation [[FLS]] , Lennar Corporation [[LEN]] , AgFeed Industries, Inc. [[FEED]] , Corinthian Colleges, Inc. [[COCO]] and even Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] . As unbelievable as it may seem, the aforementioned securities are all current positions of mine, indeud.

Now be gone and sin no more. For the next time I catch you hanging out here, in that burlap sweater of yours, I will kick you down an empty elevator shaft, wheelchair and all.

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26 comments

  1. jg

    fig

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  2. The_Real_Hmmm

    The bears thought they found some yogurt pretzels this morning in the pantry, but much to their chagrin, they were covered in Activia yogurt. Endless short squeezes.

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  3. JakeGint

    You bot a strip joint?

    _______

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    • ChrisBrown

      there’s a strip joint in rosarito named bada bing. We’d pass it and yell bada bing every morning we headed to TJ to work on a church. The place was poppin at night time.

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      • JakeGint

        You realize it was the name of the strip club made famous by Tony Soprano’s ownership in the eponymous HBO series, yes?

        __________

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  4. ZenProfit

    Tim Seymour on Fast Money has been pushing WBD for at least a year.

    The Fly Buy makes it official.

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  5. j

    Fly

    You still running Monster.com or did you sell out?

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  6. Mr. President

    Don’t forget about SQM, trying once again.

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  7. DPeezy

    Ohh, “P”osco (PKX)…not BOSCO!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xen6Qont0s

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  8. j

    fly ;

    do you still own monster.com or have you turfed it out?

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  9. j

    Fly do you still own MWW or did you dump it?

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  10. DownTick

    When will the Apple App store network nannies revoke the ibankcoin app for foul language? Place your bets, gentleman.

    A.) Within the week
    B.) Within 6 months
    C.) DOW 14000
    D.) The Fly’s neighbor Steve is actually “the Steve’s” NYC vacation home and “if yeahs wants ta see yeahs house again ya betta just fuggettabout it.”

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  11. allan

    going to be a LONG year, not sure this first week will have much to do with anything, but will follow ibc nonetheless religiously…

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  12. Prophet Joe

    It’s very hard to contain my joy when GMCR shits all over the shorts, again.

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  13. Fly Leech

    Are you still long YONG? (I just like asking)

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  14. The_Real_Hmmm

    Anybody have any info on 3DTV? It feels like it’s building momentum in the media. It’s one of those things I’m not sure will catch with the public. I thought the same thing about Blu-Ray, but love it now.

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  15. beas

    SD ripping.

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  16. tampa trader

    How about some Veeco Suave (veco)? Stock trades light, up a point and half on a new hire to a new 52 week high. CREE’s Ceo said in IBD the trend for LED tvs is here to stay which should be good for veco. I think the tape is a non-event this year and the real action is in the individual names like veco and I like podd as a spec play since people love their device.

    GMCR remains a powerhouse, doesnt want to dip.

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  17. SteveTheNeighbor

    Please throw the cherry pie at the other neighbor’s face (the evil one).
    I would prefer a Southern Pecan Pie. Woodshedder sent me a couple for Hanukkah and they were excellent.

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  18. beas

    SHLD ripping helmets off and striking people with clawhammers.

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    • TraderCaddy

      I went to our local dump of a K-Mart last night to pick up a folder when I heard that there would be a jewelry raffle over in the “furniture” (and I use the term loosely) department.
      I headed over there and some huckster was trying to pawn off some “K-Mart quality and value” jewelry prior to giving away a necklace in a drawing. It was me and about ten old ladies, half of whom were missing a bunch of teeth.
      Needless to say I won the raffle and told the guy I didn’t want to buy anything “so just give me my winnings.” Thought about telling my wife it cam from Tiffany’s.
      I just wish they would bring back the meatloaf blue plate specials.

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  19. SPBoC

    Fly’s pimp hand is mighty strong: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKGQ5cIw_ew

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  20. Al Gore

    I know that it is hard to believe, but global warming is causing this cold. Send me some money now, and I will make it stop.

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  21. The_Real_Hmmm

    Meredith Whitney is out and at it again piledriving GS earnings down another $0.50 for Q4.

    Also, I heard she sold her duplex in NYC and now exclusively lives in a suplex.

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  22. zena

    You are a generous person and I bet you are very sweet—–coprolalia and all!!! I bet Mrs. Fly washes your mouth out with soap here and there though 🙁

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  23. Bobby Boucher

    Think it’s time for raising cash here, not putting it to work. Agree with the sentiment posted by someone else that it will be a stock picker’s market in 2010. The time for going long aot (any old thing) and making money is a March to December 2009 thing.

    fid

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