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Belligerency Will Return Shortly

Some of you little shit-fuckers are misconstruing “Holiday Fly’s” jovial demeanor as a weakness. As Fly runs around town, playing Santa Claus for his immediate family, you little pricks are getting uppity. Let me tell you something now: I will rip out your fucking livers and eat them (pate) for breakfast. I will have your mustache punched off and your kidney’s donated to some illegal Mexican in California. Don’t fuck with me: you have been warned.

Speaking of being warned, I told you grizzle eating motherfuckers this market was going “BROKEN ROBOT” into the New Year. SHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh, don’t tell anyone; but we’re going to pole vault into 2010, like racing camels in the hot desert sun running towards a mirage.

By the way, I defeated Cramer with my Equinix, Inc. [[EQIX]] call. And, I will vanquish all of you clowns who are betting against me in Green Mountain Coffee Roasters Inc. [[GMCR]] .

Top picks: Sears Holdings Corporation [[SHLD]] , Green Mountain Coffee Roasters Inc. [[GMCR]]

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32 comments

  1. HAT

    Not my style, but I like it… fig

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  2. Homo Bob

    Ahhh…. the voice of reason, it has a calming effect on me.
    Meanwhile, I banked coinage today.
    Out

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  3. The V.King

    Dr. Cane for KoPG …Say NO to Lap Dog Losers…
    VOTE 5 or Die

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  4. Mr. President

    Ahh, poor Cramer failed and his friends are still short huge amounts of EQIX…

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  5. Stockrake

    Only 4 fucks? Dow closing above 10,500….I expected more.

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  6. Prospectus

    The I.B.C. Winship is the largest ship ever to sail. Admiral Fly steers her unflinchingly into retarded icebergs, and having cloven them in two, places them tidily in his favorite beverage and sips, mind you, as he sails the market seas.

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  7. JakeGint

    I have a feeling there will be an acute increase in belligerence tomorrow.*

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    *Note — said belligerence may be coming from me. Fair warning.

    _

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  8. Mr. President

    What happened to the Jake vs. Fly death match? Did I miss the conclusion, or is it pending?

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  9. The_Real_Hmmm

    Fly threw 192 degree coffee on Jake, in disgust, while he was searching around the end of some rainbow in a throng of short Irishmen, but Jake wiped it off with Brawny paper-dollars. Jake has leather bound economic dissertations in his holster. Next move pending.

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  10. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    Fly in good company with OEW:

    “… potential for one more rally from the recent SPX 1084/DOW 10,232 low. We also observed that the last three SPX rallies have been about 80 points. This would suggest a potential rally to SPX 1164. We also noted that fibonacci relationships suggest the following: for Primary wave B, Major C = Major A at SPX 1158; for Major wave C, Intermediate C = Intermediate A at SPX 1162. These three wave relationships suggest Primary B should conclude between SPX 1158 and 1164. We also noted there is an OEW pivot at SPX 1168, and these upper numbers would be within its natural +/- 7 point range.
    In summary of all the information offered we present the following. All the wave structures observed, from 2002-2009, suggest that Primary wave B should conclude around the SPX 1160’s between now and January 2010. “

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  11. sysin3

    Defeating Cramer is like shooting deer in a barrel.

    Satisfying, but not much sport to it.

    It’s only sport if the varmint has the wherewithal to fire back.

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  12. Juiceyfruit

    Well done, Sir Flyster.

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  13. The Fly

    In order to keep the integrity of the site intact, bannings is a must. Otherwise, it degrades into a yahoo message board.

    A little lesson for you beginner bloggers out there.

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    • JakeGint

      If you can’t handle a little badinage, then, okay I guess that’s your call.

      I find crazy people like V-King and annoying asshat commies like Purdy make for interesting reading in a discussion based blog.

      Do you really want to see an accolade-fest snoozeville like that fey tub o’ lard has got going over there in the Dope Slope?

      Gay, and worse, boring.

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      • The Fly

        JAke

        sometimes you can grate one’s soul, with opinions coming out of left field. Let’s not worry about the site becoming boring, shall we? I’ll work extra hard to bring some excitement.

        Fucking shoot me in the head, someone please!

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        • JakeGint

          😉

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        • Teahouse On The Tracks
          Teahouse On The Tracks

          OK, here it comes ………

          Yahoo Message Board = HF

          A three day suspension may be warranted with a banning upon further transgressions ….

          Along with the VK action (though he was a funny read) your authority and the integrity of iBC will be re-established.

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  14. JakeGint

    Some clarity may come tomorrow as the Trannies come to a head.

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