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Betting Against Me is Pure Madness

Brother Jake is a true gentleman. He is smart, successful in business and in life, being blessed with a large family. Howsoever, he has run astray with his wild eyed, and entirely unchecked, actions—betting against me without motive. The coffee wars shall be won in the kitchen Mr. Jake, where hot liquids percolate at 192 degrees. It’s hot enough to drink, yet cold enough to avoid 3rd degree burns. If you would just take a moment to appraise the situation for what it is, you might take a different course of action. You are betting against a man who cruises in space ships at night, while you dream of smelters and advanced mining equipment.

It’s not too late for you to renege and turn away from the treacherous path you now travel.

On Jupiter’s Stone, the markets shall climb again, bringing forth vast fortunes, especially to shareholders of a particular coffee machine maker.

Let’s move on from this impasse and consider the grave ramifications of an iBC Civil War. I will remind you that the North is exceedingly efficient at routing out its overzealous brethren of the South.

As an aside, I like Green Mountain Coffee Roasters Inc. [[GMCR]] , Century Aluminum Company [[CENX]] , [[YONG]] , [[HEAT]] and [[MWW]] , at these levels.

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44 comments

  1. jg

    fig

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  2. JakeGint

    You may be speaking of our friend Porthos (of Vahginia) when you speak of the Civil War allegiences…

    You know where Lincoln came from, yes?

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  3. The V.King

    jg nice job getting here 1st…for that i’ll give you a one day free pass to the V.King Blog…enjoy

    And remember Vote 5 or die

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  4. JakeGint

    I actually think GMCR will be fine in the long run, and probably a nice “buy and hold” like AAPL has been, since it’s a leader in its field.

    That said, I’d be surprised if it didn’t see $54.85 again in the relatively near term.

    So sayeth your kinsman, Signorelli Fibonacci.

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  5. Juiceyfruit

    noice call CENX, boss

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  6. Ponch

    I’ll bet the K-Cup becomes the hottest sensation at garage sales in 2011.

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  7. The_Real_Hmmmm

    The WEDGIE TRADE continues higher on HBI. Looking to get atomic Monday or Tuesday next week.

    ANF and AGO are interesting here. Picked up both.

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  8. j

    Isn’t GMCR trading at around 40+ times earnings?

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  9. Sir Prime Bean of Caffeine
    Sir Prime Bean of Caffeine

    DZZ up 1% with gold up 8 bux suggests ppl are betting on more downside in Au. Fuck gold.

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  10. The Fly

    Here we go: BROKEN ROBOTS

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  11. Mr. Cain Thaler

    NOV, taking back what I stole from it. Oh well, I’m still trending profitable, and it was due for a rebound. I’m holding it short.

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  12. Cash-N-Guns

    hello shitweasels…

    CALD & LAVA two suggestions for half tards of all nations.

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  13. llama21

    Natty Gas!

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  14. Tferguson

    TITN looks good here, good earnings

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  15. Carson

    SNTA
    LOOKS GOOD SAY?

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  16. dave

    Nothing would be more menacing to the South than a bunch of Jersey shore types crossing the Mason Dixon Line. “Hey Pizano. If they don’t surrender, we’ll make them smell our armpits”

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  17. Sir Prime Bean of Caffeine
    Sir Prime Bean of Caffeine

    GROW is really bending my cock today. I think I’ll buy some more.

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  18. Mr. Cain Thaler

    I increased my short stake in NOV on this rip higher.

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