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The PPT Top 10 Stocks

There are many different ways to compile a top 10 list on The PPT. This is the unedited Overall Hybrid Top 10 list, without minimum market cap requirements.

1 EZPW 3.45 5.50 4.34 1.88% 43.23%
2 TPI 3.90 4.85 4.31 3.86% 52.30%
3 PNCL 4.55 3.90 4.27 0.95% 35.05%
4 CTEL 4.25 4.25 4.25 -4.71% 36.45%
5 SMCI 3.75 4.90 4.25 0.47% 41.81%
6 MED 4.10 4.40 4.23 7.09% 36.67%
7 PTI 3.70 4.80 4.17 29.91% 45.45%
8 OCLR 4.65 3.50 4.16 1.22% 45.96%
9 TXN 3.75 4.65 4.14 1.97% 32.80%
10 CAGC 3.55 4.90 4.13 -10.99% 23.65%

As of now, the Overall Hybrid score is mid-range, after hitting a high of 2.97 yesterday, which incidentally was the near term top. After this post, “The Fly” will head downstairs to inspect and then make himself 20 consecutive cups of Kona (extra bold) from his fucking Keurig. In other words, he’ll be “K-Cupping” all night long. Awww shit.

Who needs to party when you have a Keurig in da house?

May Satan strike down those fuckers, who are arb-ing Green Mountain Coffee Roasters Inc. [[GMCR]] to death, immediately.

Good talk.

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47 comments

  1. inloworbit

    Hey Fly, I’ll be right over, make me a double.

    Long the “K-Cup”

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  2. FIG

    FIG = F L Y is G A Y! Don’t hate. Coming out if the closet is hard enough for him already.

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  3. Hammy

    what does it mean for a stock to be in the top 10 PPT, other than that it has a combined “high hybrid” and “high technical” score?

    RINO was the #1 in the PPT this past week until yesterday or so, and it’s been tanking. When the market has a high score, that’s a “sell” indicator, right? Does that also mean that, based on what the PPT is telling us, we ought to short the top 10?

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  4. alwaysmakinmoney

    thinkin about k-cuppin this motha fucker up myself. celebrating an oilers win with a bottle of red instead.

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    • Po Pimp

      If you knock back a bottle of wine after something mundane as a regular season hockey victory, you might have issues.

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  5. Mr. President

    It sounds gay, but The Fly’s interest in GMCR is enough to warrant consideration of a long position. If you disagree, you have not been following the past 8 months.

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  6. Barack Obama

    Barack Obama approves this message:

    I love K-cups, they feel like sandbags and taste like shit.

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  7. The Fly

    I never had so much fun losing money in a stock like gmcr. Everytime it goes down I just make myself another cup of coffee and my spirits are lifted immediately. A vicious cycle, thus far.

    Rino was top 10 like 60% ago

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    • Hammy

      edit: i’m incoherent right now. goodnight.

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    • HuggieBear

      Good god, now i see what is going on here. “GMCR down again? Fuck it, im drinking another another k-cup? GMCR bidding itself into oblivion? Who gives a fuck — pass me a k-Cup motherfucker!”

      All this black tar running through your vains has apparently blurred your insights and damn if i didn’t follow you right down the rabbit hole.

      Being that i hedged at $60 when i bought i can’t do anything but just take my licks now….i can see where this is heading and it’s clearly not going to end pretty.

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    • ZenProfit

      K-cups???

      So what have you been doing when you were getting FTK’d?

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  8. The Fly

    Doing 8 oz shots of kona as we speak.

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  9. JakeGint

    After this post, “The Fly” will head downstairs to inspect and then make himself 20 consecutive cups of Kona (extra bold) from his fucking Keurig.

    The genius in the above is “to inspect.”

    Two words, and yet it makes the piece. If you don’t get it, I can’t help you.

    What the fuck is this guy doing messing around w. stocks?

    __________

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    • Hammy

      your ego-stroking makes King Cock tingle in his giblets

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      • JakeGint

        Don’t you have the Colonel’s boots to polish, private?

        __________________

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        • Hammy

          My CO actually appointed me as the officer in charge of reading iBC and then relay to him any badass quotes made by the FLY. apparently they’re inspiring to young marines as well as stock trading degenerates

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          • Dr Fly

            my brother in law was just deployed again. Fucking 5th time already. He loves that shit.

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          • Hammy

            that’s badass of your brother in law, but i was also totally kidding.

            edit: however, i suppose he is just another one of those “Government Bitches”, as you prefer to prognosticate

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          • Dr Fly

            Actually, he is more like a mercenary.

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          • MX2101

            Writing and language is an art. I learn and struggle with this every day.

            In his pieces “The Fly” walks gleefully into a mud pit wearing a tuxedo, and emerges crisp and clean, laughing

            Words are very important, especially today when email messages and blogs form a major part of our lives.

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    • mrbuttons

      hopefully not taking another crack at iambic..cheers!

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  10. Dr Fly

    General Jake knows exactly what I’m talking about, as do most of you married men.

    On my 3rd “8 oz shot” of coffee right now. Caffeine has minimal effects on my blood pressure.

    How are you guys enjoying the iBCNEWSBOT3000 auto updates and Le Market Centre? Good or bad?

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    • JakeGint

      I think it’s eggsellent. Is it really a bot? How does it decide what to feature?

      ____

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    • Hammy

      It’s nice. It’d be better to see some STRATFOR updates. nice upgrade on the site overall. Some sort of sliding ticker @ the bottom of the window would be cool if that’s possible. One w/ news, one w/ recently discussed ticker symbols & related comments.

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    • TA

      Excellent although the headlines come so fast during the day that within an hour, the entire history of headlines has been replaced with a new set.

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    • Hammy

      I would not think it much of a stretch to estimate that every General and Admiral in the armed forces checks http://www.Stratfor.com periodically for relevant geopolitical updates. It’s “america’s private intelligence agency.”

      Most of the articles require a subscription, but a few don’t. If that site could be included in the newsbot, you’d have a solid geopolitical news source. If you wanted it.

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  11. Dr Fly

    it pulls headlines from news sources of choice

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    • Hammy

      whatever happened to the comment rating system? It seemed like you scrapped that when iBC was dealing with bandwidth/traffic issues and never brought it back

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      • Dr Fly

        every time we put it on site, someone hacks it and burns out our servers. Egregious shit.

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        • Hammy

          i’ve only ever seen it that one small period of time. didn’t know it was a recurring issue

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    • Hammy

      what’s the status of your 4g/smartphone thesis?

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  12. The_Real_Hmmm

    Mortgage rates are hitting new lows, and Ambac just got their credit rating raised by S&P to CC from SD (selective default). On top of the CEO of MBIA just buying stock, and the price action at a quadruple bottom support how about some MBI right here?

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  13. Braveflaps

    Parliament declared today that GMCR will not rise until respect for the Earl Grey is restored to the majestic and steaming heights heretofore experienced in these virtual precincts.

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    • Hammy

      Keurig makes K-Cups with royal-quality Twinings Earl Grey Tea, as you ninnies would prefer.

      suck my free one, lowlander. The Hamilton Clan is a wiley one, full of those head-strong, and cock-sure. Though your avatar may depict the brave Wallace, my heritage was created from the effrontery of highland kings. Enjoy your acerbic existence.

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  14. Po Pimp

    Dear Bears,

    Fuck you, you’re dead.

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    • Yogi & Boo Boo

      Indeud… At least for the time being.

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    • xxxHuggieBearxxx

      Here comes the melt-up motherfuckers

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      • xxxHuggieBearxxx

        A LOT of people short as fuck right now — watch these bastards run for the exits this morning. It is going to be extraordinarily ugly for the bears.

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  15. Mr. President

    U.S. economy sheds 11,000 jobs in November – much less than expected, fewest since Dec. 2007.

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  16. Beowolf

    Yes, but what about Tiger – he was in the middle of the road snoring. Government numbers are always suspect, but what the F, go with them.

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