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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Chalk Up Another Fucking Win

Chew on this Cramer: EQIX .

Can you say “$100 roll?” Say it you son of a bitch.

The air smells good today. Can you smell it? I walk around with a chestful of energy this morning, ready to punch a few dozen holes through the bullshit sheetrock that surrounds me. The market is poised to trade up and there is nothing you and your stupid friends can do about it.

“The Fly” will work diligently this morning on making reckless amounts of cash, in the name and honor of proper asset management. My only agenda is to make money. If you suckers benefit from that, so be it. As long as you come to the site and tell your retarded friends about how fantastic I am, I have no beefs with you.

It’s spring weather in the deep fall, here in NYC today. I have multiple errands to run, all to do with immediate family related events. However, in the meantime, take a look at a few small float scorchers, namely: EFUT , YONG , CMFO, HURC and GROW .

Additionally, PLAY CHINESE LOTTO. I will touch on that topic later on today.

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26 comments

  1. alwaysmakinmoney

    The Chinese lotto is a guaranteed jackpot.

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  2. Swinging for the Fences
    Swinging for the Fences

    I smell it!. Henry Fool is nailing it!!

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  3. masterpain

    Please read Jim Rogers article: Will FTK be delisted when it breaks a buck !!!

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  4. needle dick the bug fucker
    needle dick the bug fucker

    I picked up 1k shares of EGLE @ $5.80 …

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  5. JakeGint

    MasterPain… why not just go all the way and change your name to “Memento Mori?”

    I’ve even got a cool avatar for you to use.

    _________

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  6. T MOE

    TMoe buys TBT, ISLN
    adds to BAC short. Fuck the repay of the TARP. without the government backing they will struggle. BAC will lose money again as their loan losses continue to rise. And if I am wrong I will cover at 17.20

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    • TA

      Honestly TMOE, Ag and Solar are breaking out among others and the best trade you can find is to short BAC?

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      • j

        it’s called ideological trading. Works wonder to get a person into the poor house.

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        • TMoe

          Oh yeah j and TA, Why don’t you guys put any of trades on this board. What good are your posts when all you do is repudiate what others post. Lets here your trades or shut the fuck up. The pricing of this huge secondary will eat shit. Where are the buyers going to come from. dilution will happen, the offering represents 13.5% of the bank’s market capitalization.
          and keep people away IMO, at least the big players. Also where did the 26.6 billion dollars in cash come from. The answer is the giant shell game they played with the money they were given and one time gains. BAC is struggling to maintain regular profitability (actually they lose money) outside of one-time gains, Money that the crooks in Washington told us was supposed to be used to clean out toxic asstes. I say bullshit. as you know I always take the contrary opinion. when most people think alike most people are probably wrong. If I lose a little money on the trade so be it. I stand with 25% cash and will increase the cash position when I decide to sell some of my GLD and SLV position.

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      • TMoe

        If this piece of shit takes off from the secondary watch the insider selling. Bank of America sounds like someone who lands on Boardwalk, and takes a little money from everyone else’s money pile to stay in the game.
        Ha Ha Ha Ha

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    • punyandy

      Bwhahahahahaha.

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      • TMoe

        Let me get this straight. First, BofA went broke gambling investors’ money away in derivatives. Taxpayers had to bail them out. Second, they now claim to have lots of cash again but they want shareholders to repay TARP money. I guess bandits really don’t have any shame. It leads one to think that their claim of cash on hand is merely an illusion manifested by accounting magic. Maybe they could issue new stock with the ticker, PONZI.

        right on

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  7. TheArtist

    I tell ya’,
    no one seems to like UNG here of late, keeps hitting new 52 week lows each day.

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    • Po Pimp

      It’s spring weather in the deep fall, here in NYC today

      There’s part of the reason right there.

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  8. The_Real_Hmmmm

    KLAC breaking out. Chip sales being talked up again. Got options a few days ago for the bounce.

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  9. Yogi & Boo Boo

    FISAM… Carry on.

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  10. Name (required)

    Hey, Mr. Fly how cum your not on MYTRADE.? We got Dope on a slope, Alpha Turds, Uncle Howie and Option Idiot but no ibankcoin. seriously, WTF? How could they ignore the most cutting edge blogger on the planet?
    signed, Confused.

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  11. tgarfield

    you win some you lose some,

    You should post a chart of the PPT for the spy VS. the spy to show if it works.
    I know your going to tell me it fucking works, I would like an example.

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  12. bustelo

    LOL EQIX hit 100$, that’s funny shit….fuckin A fly, you right again.

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  13. JasonB

    Congratulations to you, sir. Nice conviction on EQIX. You were buying it all the way down below 90. Well done.

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