Woodshedder may not be the most prolific blogger on iBC, but he knows his system trading like I know how to walk like a Space Alien Magician (SAM), mainly because I am one.
With the help of Jeremy (IT guy/COO of iBankcoin Heavy Industries), we’ve developed an automated system that uses Wood’s back testing skills to select stocks which have a high likelihood of bouncing, with the added value of telling you (the internet leech) where to exit said picks. I’ve been using his system, along with my other methods, and I am thoroughly impressed. It is clean, easy to use, professional and effective.
My guess, after Jeremy is done with hacking into some Russian missile silos in Siberia, we’ll be ready to launch this product within a week. As always, pricing will be extraordinarily affordable, as iBC tends to cater to the poor/desolate demographic of the internets.
If you have any questions, feel free to quiz Woodshedder on this thread, or pest him via email: woodshedder_blogspot at yahoo.com.
Brava!
Er, I mean “vo!”
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But didn’t you just ban the “poor/desolote demographic of the internets?”
Mad props to Woodie and the team, btw. I wish you many subscribers.
No. I banned punk kids.
Thank you DP!
Nice Anton LaVey gravatar!
http://www.smokescreendesign.com/images/anton_lavey.jpg
Fuck that, he’s D’Artagnan!
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Le Fly, this should be included in the PPT. Follow the Microsoft model of having 1 star product (windows) and bundling/integrating everything else with it. It’s the easy way to success.
Regards,
Panda Bear
can’t. Sep models. But we will offer discounts to current ppt members
Since we are going professional, I shaved, just for you all.
***edit*** my new avatar hasn’t updated yet..oh well, I did shave.
Hey Wood
Why do you have a female avatar?
lol…
Maybe going for a more “Porthos” look now?
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Dammit Jake, I’m not fat.
We’ll see about that.
Probably just the angles…
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Right Jake. He should take a picture from a “non-fat” angle. ROFL
Don’t be hatin’ my handsome visage.
After all, at least one of you, Jakey and Flyseph, are losing (have lost) your hair.
Don’t look at me, I’m not the one who looks like Patches O’Houlihan, ovah heah.
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lmao at Jakes Patches Houlihan.
Where is DMG to defend the goatee?
Nice going, Mr. Shed-meister.
I was following this thread earlier and your new (old?) avatar was ‘representing’…Did you switch it back to Cletus or is this just more black magik of the iphone?
Congratulations Woodshedder.
Thanks Cuervo!
SAM I am.
That Sam I am,
That Sam I am…
I think I know that Sam I am!
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Awesome, congratulations Senior Wood.
Congrats Wood.
Nobody cares about this horse shit.
What kind of horse shit do you care about?
Nobody loves you.
your a horse with his head up his ass
Fly and crew don’t know jack…….
I have stumbled across the true and nearly fail proof indicator and predikticator of S&P performance. Only missed once in 30 years. THE SPORTS ILLUSTRATED COVER MODEL PREDIKTICATOR!!!!!!!!!!!
“Between 1978 and 2008, the average return of the S&P 500 was 10.5%; when the cover model was American, the average annual return of the S&P 500 was 13.9%. When the cover model was non-American, the average annual return for the S&P 500 was 7.2%. However, the best performing year for the S&P 500 was 34.1% in 1997, when a Czech model graced the Sports Illustrated cover.”
Well at least it’s good for something………
I think I like it! Congrats!!
Did Woodshedder cut his mullet?
Never!
Actually, I did, back in 7th grade.
Arming Goldman with Pistols against the Public
“The bailout was meant to keep the curtain drawn on the way the rich make money, not from the free market, but from the lack of one. Goldman Sachs blew its cover when the firm’s revenue from trading reached a record $27 billion in the first nine months of this year, and a public that was writhing in financial agony caught on that the profits earned on taxpayer capital were going to pay employee bonuses.”
“And if the proles really do appear brandishing pitchforks at the doors of Park Avenue and the gates of Round Hill Road, you can be sure that the Goldman guys and their families will be holed up in their safe rooms with their firearms. If nothing else, that pistol permit might go part way toward explaining why they won’t be standing outside with the rest of the crowd, broke and humiliated, saying, “Damn, I was on the wrong side of a trade with Goldman again.” ”
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601039&sid=ahD2WoDAL9h0
It took a special type of moron to write that article.
Treau, but it’s curious that they are advising their own to start packing now unless the writer got dated info from a bad source ……. or are they preparing for the mother of all double dips?
Everyone should pack, regardless of Goldman affiliation.
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They make it too difficult to be legal up north … the south has it right when it comes to self preservation.
Not just the south… as of today, only two states — Wisconsin and Illinois — and “crime free” Washington DC — do not yet have concealed carry laws in place.
In Vermont — you don’t even need a permit to carry concealed!
Let’s hear it for the hippies!
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You REALLY want to put an end to crime and plain out fuckery? Then go with an idea that I’ve had for quite some time. Everybody gets to kill one person in their lifetime with absolutely no reprecussions. No court, no lawyers, no jail, no po-po, no damn thing.
Guaranfuckingtee if this is enacted peeps is gonna start acting better up in this bitch.
Wow! looks sophisticated. How much will it cost? Don’t know how much I can afford after getting my teeth kicked in over the last 8 months.
This fucking market!!! It looks like it can stay irrational longer than I can stay solvent if things continue to go this way. My longs that I have been holding have saved my ass. GLD, SLV, HYG, GIFI, TIP and a few others. I am still treading water with my shorts, LVS, MAR, BAC, RTH. Had to cover my SPY short. I will win the war!!!!! I guarantee you that!
I started stepping into a SPY put position today. I don’t think there’s much left on this leg, fwiw.
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I am going to watch it close. I will also step into an SPY put position soon. Looking at the Feb 104’s. Will to see what the volatility does the next few days
Nice volume in them 104’s today, to be sure.
Since I myself fall into the poor/desolate category along with adding ignorant/uneducated/neophyte……please enlighten me as to WTH a 104 is.
A February 104 Put is an option that lets you sell 100 shares at $104 of said stock. Basically, they’re betting on a market retreat because the stock is at 111+ right now.
Once again like I said before and people on this board laughed at me— in the long run AAPL is not a 200 stock.
It was the new mac wheel.
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_introduces_revolutionary
How about the Power Fade System? Will the name of the system change when this market finally goes to hell and a hand basket?
Congrats Fly, on 10500.
Fuck those metal commodities. I’ve posted here over the past few weeks how ethanol has been SOARING on little news, but now it’s come out that ethanol blends can reach 15%. GPRE, MGPI, IPSU, ANDE, PEIX. For me, I’ll take the MGPI for an appetizer and ANDE for the entree.
I’ll go with ANDE JR > GPRE
Hmmm
There is news alright. They are pushing to allow ethanol mixes up to 15%, from the current 7%. Should the EPA allow it, the stocks will explode. I touched on this in the PPT tonight.
What complete bullshit.
Nah, don’t worry about that corn you might need for food there, Farmer Slim.
Sheesh, no wonder my main MON is going batshit.
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thank Gen Wesley Clark
MON has been in a ~$70-85 range for over one year now.
Byproduct of ethanol production is cattle feed too, Jake.
Actually most corn is to feed livestock. About 12% of the U.S. corn crop ends up in foods that are either consumed directly (e.g. corn chips) or indirectly (e.g. high fructose corn syrup). Ethanol is a much less efficient fuel than mogas.
Decision won’t be made until mid-June … they’re already approved for 10%
In a letter to Growth Energy, EPA said incomplete studies indicate fuel, engine, and emissions-control systems in gasoline vehicles made in model years 2001 and later probably can accommodate fuel containing 15% ethanol (E15).
“However, we continue to evaluate the question of component durability when E15 is used over many thousands of miles, and there is an ongoing study being conducted by [the Department of Energy] that will provide critical data on this issue,” EPA said.
DOE expects next August to complete a test of 19 vehicles assessing long-term emissions effects of higher ethanol blends on newer vehicles, EPA said.
DOE has data on two vehicles at present and expects to complete testing of 12 more vehicles by the end of May. EPA thus expects to have much of the data it needs for a decision by mid-June.
“Should the test results remain supportive and provide the necessary basis, we would be in a position to approve E15 for 2001 and newer vehicles in the midyear timeframe,” EPA said, adding that the appearance of potential problems would further delay a decision until all testing is complete.
I hate to say it, but it looks like a no brainer. I wouldn’t sleep well holding this penny shit overnight though.
Thanks for all the hard work Shedder, looking forward to the system.
“My guess, after Jeremy is done with hacking into some Russian missile silos in Siberia, we’ll be ready to launch this product within a week. As always, pricing will be extraordinarily affordable, as iBC tends to cater to the poor/desolate demographic of the internets.”
More dilution news AH :
6:53PM SandRidge Energy announces pricing of public offering at $8.85/share (SD) 8.99 -0.39 : Co announced that it has priced its previously announced registered underwritten public offering of 24,000,000 shares of the co’s common stock, 2,000,000 of which are being offered by Tom L. Ward, the Company’s Chairman, Chief Executive Officer and President, at a price to the public of $8.85 per share. The co has also granted the underwriters of the offering a 30-day option to purchase up to 3,600,000 additional shares of common stock.
Thanks everyone. I’ll be putting out more information on the system and service, soon.
God go with you, dear Porthos!
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Watch out SAC Capital Advisors.
Who’s need your dozens of Ph.Ds and super algo drivers when iBC and PPT readers have a lone amateur stock trader?
GMCR ups offer to $35 . Who is making this decision? Obama”s economic team?
This ethanol news could be the reason POT and MOS have been pushing on recently?
Good morrow, fellow pikers. Quit reloading this page and do your stock homework, lest you let the banana be mistaken for a penis while visiting the gorilla factory. Or something like that.
Off topic-
Someone should blog about the upcoming Internet bandwidth consumer squeeze. Your broadband Internet access experience will soon cost $400 a month (and that is in Dec 2009 dollars).
I noticed my Verizon wireless USB modem usage is about 290 MB for the past four days. And it is all business, just financial web sites for maybe 6 hours a day.
Once the masses are hooked, it will soon be very expensive. Especially when the Internet is necessary to conduct life, like paying bills.
The first one’s free…
That’s interesting… especially considering how in every other economic model in history, increasing volumes bring DOWN prices, not increase them.
This “news” wasn’t from a certain Karl Denninger, was it?
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No, it is my observation. I don’t disagree with the economic model part. Not much competition in wireless Internet for PCs. Presently it looks like a monopoly.
Home Internet access is in my area is basically two players ( Comcast and Verizon) and that is not much of an efficient market.
I expect that soon entertainment content not originated by the ISP will be very expensive. A Comcast home customer may find that entertainment content downloaded from non-Comcast sources is a big bite out of the household budget.
You don’t have satellite access in your hometown? There’s only one phone carrier?
Broadband has done nothing but plummet in price where I live (mid-sized South Midwestern city) as more and more providers get in the game.
I don’t see that trend reversing any time soon.
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Last time I checked satellite was not competitive, but that may have changed. I believe right now only two entities are able to run a physical connection to the house. One of those (Verizon) dominates wireless as well.
The last mile, end connection to the user is key. We need more than two players. The ones who control the distribution always try to control the content.
Hate to say it since it invites Government involvement , but Internet access is a public utility, unless technology permits a market of competitors providing access. Right now I see an OPEC type situation developing.
The only thing I know for sure is that if Tiger’s Daddy was alive he would whup his kid’s ass.
Firs’ djoo get dah money….
Den, you get dah powah….
Den you gets dah jillions of deh womens!
(/Scarface Voice)
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Le Market Centre is enjoyable. Maybe add a treasuries tab though?
Great idea. How about listing corporate/muni bond indexes?
the market gods are spiting Le Fly w/ the GLW breakout
GMCR – I call on the powers of Caffeine to boost thy share price, offering amazing booty to all who hold.
GMCR pulling back to weekly s1
dumbashes
Nice call on ABAT Henry
ENTR B/O Could BO of YTD range soon
bot some GMCR at daily S2 in WS1 territory.
next support I see is around the 59 area.
I did It!!
http://ibankcoin.com/henry_fool/2009/12/02/chinese-lotto-ticket-gfre/#comment-450
http://www.safehaven.com/article-15177.htm
Go now!!!
Bro, you are tazing yourself…
If you are a doomer/conspiracy theorist – then you believe that Ben is part of a larger coordinated strategy by the G20. Bush put him in, Barak nominated him for re-election, and that’s that. It’s the same reason we have an elf who looks like he’s 15 running our Treasury… It’s all part of the show folks.
Second, as a Doomer, you should also know that there is no alternative to quantitative easing. To NOT print money and give it to banks would have been suicide over the last 12 months because of the default swaps (derivatives) issues. We are boiling a toad vs. nuking the kitchen.
Third, as a SUPER DOOMER – you should have been in Gold and commodities this whole time, not talking about how the market can be an asshole longer than you can stay solvent.
Or at least cawfee bean futures, ovah heah.
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heah heah
1- take flys stock candidates
2- do pivot point analysis
3-????
4-PROFIT!
#3 = “Turn yourself around”
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Time to ringa ringa the register on Gold?
http://www.thestreet.com/story/10636697/1/china-warns-on-gold-prices.html?puc=_tscrss&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+tsc%2Ffeeds%2Frss%2Flatest-stories+%28TheStreet.com%29
Disclosure: I am long
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DZZ (Deeeeeez)