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UPDATE: INTEL MASSACRES SHORT SELLERS WITH ABSURD EARNINGS REPORT

While you prattle about nonsense, “The Fly” is making people rich. See pal, it’s not the amount of content that matters, but quality. Let it be known, not only am I blessed with the gift of gab and extraordinary writing talent, I know how to make money in the market. I do so, at will, without effort.

People go to your website, for the same reason why I go to art galleries: to laugh at people. You know, the artsy crowd, all sophisticated in their mannerisms, while observing steaming piles of potash, hanging from concrete walls: that stuff is hilarious to me. No one visits your site for financial advice. Moreover, if they do, once they find me, they will never visit you again, sort of like your dating experience in High School (rim shot!).

The very nature of this market is remarkable. On top of the “coming back from the precipice” trade, now we get to enjoy merger and acquisition stories. This is going to get fun.

On the top of my list, for possible takeover plays, are ADTRAN, Inc. [[ADTN]] , Ceragon Networks Ltd. [[CRNT]] , TEKELEC [[TKLC]] and Akamai Technologies, Inc. [[AKAM]] . It’s also worth noting, the Cisco Systems, Inc. [[CSCO]] for Starent Networks Corp. [[STAR]] deal is for $35 cash. With the stock trading a touch below $34, coupled with the prospect of a competing bid, STAR may be a buy, right here.

Finally, most of my positions did well today, putting my year to date gains over 80%. Over the next few days, I will be taking some profits, on a variety of names. In my experience, it always makes sense to sell when there is an abundance of buyers. My target cash position is somewhere north of 30%.

Top picks: POSCO (ADR) [[PKX]] , DryShips Inc. [[DRYS]] , Ceragon Networks Ltd. [[CRNT]] , ADTRAN, Inc. [[ADTN]] and of course Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] .

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75 comments

  1. jg

    fig

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  2. Pete

    Your post is currently developing.

    Whatever you are writing I completely agree with.

    fig.

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  3. TA

    While containing the usual condescending theme ,without critical words like fuck, cock and shit, it severely lacked the edginess I’ve come to expect.

    I will do my best to sprinkle the comments section with as much profanity as possible until the DOW hits 10500 and the Fly will go back to his foul mouth ways.

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    • DPeezy

      A-mothafuckin’-men.

      Mind you, these are usually watershed moments for this site and the market in general. Know that the last time the Fly swore off swearing his target was DOW < 11k.

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  4. ChrisBrown

    I am a fan of the fly.

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  5. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Fly, Thank you for making me rich. No joke. It’s space alien magician like.

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  6. The Fly

    My target was 10,000 then 7,500. Both were hit.

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    • Name

      Thank you!!!

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      • DPeezy

        I lol’d at the emotional exuberance of ‘Name’, as evidenced by the 3(!!!) exclamation marks after his thank you.

        Must’ve been mission critical information…which isn’t all that surprising, really.

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  7. coachcoffee

    Sweet bloody knife picture.

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  8. ChnDragun

    Still going higher AH… shorts are running like a biatch

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  9. DPeezy

    From INTC CFO’s summary:
    “[…] exceptional financial results […] the largest second quarter to third quarter growth in over 30 years [emphasis mine]”

    dayamn.

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  10. Alvari40

    We rally through October……true story.

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  11. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    A WINRAR IS YUO!!1eleventeen

    The Fly might as well start swearing now, much like Obama’s early Peace Prize.

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  12. mustard seeds

    Sounds like the pizza slapping is to begin soon. Remember pepperoni, pepperocini, greasy, 1/4 pie size molten cheese slices so it conforms to the contour of the face, the grease fills the pores and the pepperocini will inflame the eyes.

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  13. dubz

    I love the slug for this post, most applicable to the majority of the readers.

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  14. Homo Bob

    DevilDawg, wtf are you?

    Please make a surprise post and tell us how you are doing. We really miss your contrarian view.

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  15. MOOBER

    Fly – I’m recalling The Great Prophecy of 2009 by Chivas. Do you recall what he foresaw your performance would be in ’09?

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    • The Fly

      Right. But poor Chivas went short. What a shame.

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      • MOOBER

        He said this would be your best year evah. So, what is your best year evah to date?

        I thought he went short for a brief trade. Surely he caught himself.

        Chivas? You lurking?

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        • The Fly

          This may end up being my best year. But, as of now, 99-2000 was my best.

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          • j

            Where the Hell is Moe, Chivas all all those dudes? They were great value to have around. Guys come back. Seriously we all miss you.

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  16. Lemonjello

    Dear shareholders,
    Despite the fact that you all have decided to lock up large sums of money based upon little more than what you read on my blog, I feel it important to maintain a clear line of communication about my strategies at all times. Some of you have written or called to inquire into my less than 20% invested strategy that I have purported to maintain for several weeks. You correctly surmise that you could hire your mother to keep your money in cash and wonder what this level of indecision says about my ability. Frankly, now that you are locked in for the next 10 years I can admit that my system is based on little more than fading the resistance lines my sophomoric software systems spit out and letting my stops trigger. I’ve never managed this much money so my inexperience trading is really rearing it’s ugly head now, who knew it was so hard to manage hundreds of positions when they are bigger than $10k. I’m pretty good at math so I quickly calculated that if I only invest less than 20% at a time your money will last for ten years exactly. Unfortunately I don’t really have a grasp of anything fundamental and my general instinct is to doubt concrete metrics and instead rely solely on my instinct that the worst is always just around the corner. As my strategy changes in the coming months I will again update you as appropriate.

    Tim Knight

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    • The Fly

      What is this barbarity?

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      • j

        He can’t be good at maths, or at least he may be in terms of california school standards.

        The fucker wouldn’t be using charts the way he does if he was good at math, as any math wiz type would be doing what woodshedder does and test his hypothesis through backtesting evidence.

        Knight drawing a couple of circle’s around a chart is not back testing anything other than simply pictorially displaying his ideology.

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      • TA

        Had the Fly not made the financial equivalent of a playoff beard,
        he would have said ‘What is this ridiculous fucking shit?’

        I’m pretty certain that’s the point and it’s hilarious shit at that
        Well done

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  17. dave121670

    Doug Kass was shorting QQQQ today. Ahead of INTC earnings that were pretty much known to be huge ahead of time. I would hate to be a child or dog in his home tonight. Beatings will be administered.

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  18. Po Pimp

    Yet INTC is down half a perskrent in AH? Guess it’s true… this market fucking hates good news.

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    • The Equalizer

      @Po Pimp: No worries on that INTC quote. Just cleanup from the regular session (or from a few seconds before the trading halt before the announcement.)

      http://www.nasdaq.com/aspxcontent/ExtendedTradingTrades.aspx?selected=intc&mkttype=after

      That 129,[email protected] is not only the only trade at that price, it’s marked one minute after the close of the after-hours session. It’s the AH equivalent of those trades that you see marked 16:00:01 when the bell rings.

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      • Po Pimp

        Ahhhh, that makes a bit more sense. Thanks for the clarification.

        Now I need the energy rally to continue for just a wee bit more… get WFT back up to the 21.00 mark and I’ll be happy. Looks like that’s going to take awhile as I expect the stock to shit the bed after their lack-of-earnings announcement. Fuck it, I’m keeping some powder dry to add to my position after the earnings disappointment.

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      • dave121670

        it looked up 5% after trading resumed. The fact of the matter is that their business is doing quite well and margins are getting better as well. going forward they predict even better. Im no INTC expert, but that should bode well for others and the market as a whole. Don’t fight the feelin’

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        • DPeezy

          I show current bid/ask at 21.38/21.39 (+4.3%), with 22mil+ traded AH.

          While an ‘estimate beat’ was expected, I think the magnitude has surprised even the optimists.

          I know the mood at the local ‘branch’ was ‘exuberant’.

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  19. Shoot The Bears

    Only 1% of INTC’s float was shorted, so not too many people got massacred. I wish more Bears got crushed though. I don’t know how anyone could be stupid enough to short Intel.

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  20. Hammy

    wow. surprised no one’s commented on how bad ass NIN is.

    awesome videos lately. bravo zulu

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  21. Mo the Wiesel

    DEVIL !!!!

    Too soon to short gold as of yet. This is contrarian stuff !!

    Wait until we get some turbulence either with the Dow plunging or better stil………………..

    …………………… the fed bringing up rates ????????????? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, dont laugh !!

    Have a beer guy ( ,,,,,,,, but dont ask The Fly !!)

    Momo

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  22. DSB

    Devildog changed his name on the viper forum to catwood. A search for “devildog faz dzz” comes up with a thread where DD is asked the question, and catwood answers it. I think when you change your name on that board, every previous post is tagged under the new name… Here is one of his latest posts on the stock market:

    http://www.viperforums.net/forums/search.php?searchid=95700

    catwood
    Senior Member

    Join Date: Jan 2009
    Posts: 288

    Casino Cash: $5140

    ——————————————————————————–

    I’m betting the powers that be manipulate the market to show green at the close.

    I’ve been on the short side for a bit now.

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    • j

      HAHAHAHAHAHAH

      He can’t help himself. I would have thought he’d make a perfect candidate at the Tim knight “i’m short and caught” forums.

      But then again he’s too foul mouthed for those fuckers even though he’s on the same lunatic wave length of self destruction.

      I love how he’s still thinking the “powers that be” are pulling the strings.

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  23. 308

    citi
    INTC: Raising Estimates/Price Target — We are raising our 2010 revenue forecast to $38.8B from $36.8B reflecting seasonal growth from the 4Q09 base. . Our new PT is $26 from $25. Buy/Medium Risk.

    Derivative Calls — As we wrote in our October 12, 2009, Semi Beat publication , despite signs of 2x ordering, sell through has been good, and inventories remain in check. Our analysis shows that consensus estimates remain conservative, reflecting below seasonal growth trends. While likely an extreme, Intel’s results are a testament to the conservatism of estimates. We again reiterate our positive stance on the group, expecting earnings momentum to drive shares higher. We focus on NVDA, ALTR, & AMD in addition to INTC.

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  24. The Fly

    Late night thoughts: writers in the peanut gallery are more active than my own bloggers, save the coach.

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    • lindsay

      ever the manager…even with 80%+ gains ytd,blogging, trading, running other businesses, busy family etc. good for you.

      An increasing dilemma for me is that the quality of your tab bloggers just keeps going up and up, as do the quality of their posts. (and I need to read the PG too but run out of time) There is so much good stuff in those blogs -along with your blogs on PPT– and the notes in the PPT–and the commentors’ ideas on the blogs–that I get overwhelmed in a way by all the great ideas.
      It’s to a point now where I think my new way of “diversifying” will be to buy some of each of your guys’ picks/strategies!
      Coach was another great addition. Am really missing Cronkite though. Did we just not do enough clicks?Any way to rectify??

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      • j

        Without doubt this is the best US Stock blog around by far. Nothing compares. Everything else is just crap compared to what you get here.

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    • Po Pimp

      It appears I’m one of the few adding comments to Coach’s blog. Please don’t do anything rash by doing away with it. I’m really liking the way he explains the setups / risk management aspects in a way that makes sense to a fairly new trader such as myself.

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    • Teahouse On The Tracks
      Teahouse On The Tracks

      Coach, RC, Wood and Jake have been banging it out but I have to agree that the others have been either terse (mailing it in) or missing in action some days …. figured they have been more active with the PPT at your advice otherwise sick, personal shit, vacationing or busy banking coin for their own accounts …. less carrot more stick may be in order.

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      • Yogi & Boo Boo

        Danny’s had some gems over in the PPT where quality made up for quantity. I also like the breadth indicators, but that’s EOD stuff.

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    • DPeezy

      Well, we do have a numerical advantage.

      Nice to see ‘j’ finally make a quick foray over there, too…

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    • so i herd you liek mudkips
      so i herd you liek mudkips

      in their defense, they don’t need to be active, the market’s been heading in one direction day after day!

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    • Xenophobe

      Well, Mister Fly, we don’t have a 156 IQ and genetic trading traits like you. Some of us have to work hard down in the pits and try to shave a 1/2 point here and a 1/4 point there.

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  25. j

    Guys:

    Want to hear something freaking amazing…. Of course…

    Chinese credit since Jan 1st to June 30th has grown 45% of 6 months GDP according an I-bank research source.

    That is the largest growth rate in credit of any country since the 2nd world war.

    However don’t bet on any crash happening just yet. Remember that the Japanese economy went through almost a decade of rapid credit expansion before the dam wall broke loose.

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  26. Yogi & Boo Boo

    j – It makes perfect sense. While the rest of the world argues with itself about how to get out of the funk after a collapse, China makes an F-1 style pit stop fills up the tank with nitro-methane, and mashes the economic accelerator pedal to the floor. What better way to increase their internal demand when global demand is off?

    Soon the we in the West will be scurrying around trying to figure how the Chinese became leaders in all of the latest clean technologies (solar, batteries, electric cars, etc). (sorry for all of the mixed metaphors. I’m still on my first cup of coffee)

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  27. needle dick the bug fucker
    needle dick the bug fucker

    Futures up strong… Is this the final POP before the correction, who knows. Im backing up the truck and buying CRNT…..

    I have a Barred Owl sitting out side my window, thats got to be good JUJU

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    • Po Pimp

      I’m not backing up the truck, but I plan to put some of my “do the damn thing” money into CRNT.

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  28. Richy

    JPMorgan Chase & Co. (NYSE: JPM) reported third quarter EPS of $0.82, well above the consensus of $0.52. Revenues came in at $28.8 billion, versus the consensus of $25 billion.

    CEO Jamie Dimon stated, “Our net income of $3.6 billion in the quarter reflected the strong earnings power of the company”

    It’s gonna be a another tough day in the office for bears

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  29. j

    It’s gonna be a another tough day in the office for bears

    I’ll say.

    I’m worried. There could be a massive Jonestown over at Tim Knight’s site any day now. That entire fucking site could “Jonestown” on us.

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    • Yogi & Boo Boo

      Never, never, never… There is so much delusional thinking over there along with self selecting they will never admit to anything. They will declare victory when we eventually get a break, and continue unabated to their goal of giving us all of their coin.

      There is always contrary opinion here. That’s why I keep coming back. It makes me a better trader.

      As it was said in one of the Market Wizards books: “Everyone gets what they want out of the market.”

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  30. Tim Knight

    Fellow slopers. I am doomed. All of my short predictions this year have been decidedly false. I can’t take it anymore. What in the fuck should I do? I even went long FTK and can’t seem to get a break there. Help!

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  31. j

    Fellow slopers. I am doomed.

    Well, you’re not exactly doomed, Tim. You may still have your family although you may have to live in a rental after this spectacular implosion. You’re not doomed at all. Even if you have go flipping burgers you’re not doomed.

    All of my short predictions this year have been decidedly false.

    Yes they have, Tim. But you have only yourself to blame for the abominable performance. Just don’t beat yourself up too much over it.

    I can’t take it anymore.

    Then please, please call suicide watch.

    What in the fuck should I do?

    I told you. call suicide watch and close all your positions.

    I even went long FTK and can’t seem to get a break there. Help!

    so you were the temporary kiss of death on that stock. figures. Please let us know when you sell out as I’m more than happy to buy it only after you’re out.

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    • Tim Knight

      Im really happy that I found this blog. If I found it sooner then I wouldnt have blown up this year. Yes, I blew myself up. Thats why all of the lists were taken down and now all I throw up is youtube videos.

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  32. Mr. President

    Mr. Fly,

    The Law of Averages does not apply to you. Somehow, you always seem to be right.

    You are a freak.

    MP

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  33. Mr. President

    I bought CHIO yesterday at $1.00.
    Give it a look-see this morning.
    I think it goes to $3.

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  34. Homo Bob

    All, thanks for the update on DevilDawg.

    Now where is AlphaDawg? He still on vacation? That dude had a nice nose for stocks.

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  35. TraderCaddy

    Going to wait a few minutes but there is a possible SMH short setting up.
    For a Spitzer in and out scalp only. Not impressed with pre-market happenings for chip equipment makers like KLAC,ASML,LRCX,NVLS, etc. and it could be that INTC’s cap-ex spending on equip. might be a little light.
    Wait and watching these equip. makers. They could play catch up at the open.

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  36. TraderCaddy

    Done for the AM.
    Thanks SMH short.
    ABX and GG got big upgrades and they are acting like cheap suits (knew it was coming yesterday on GG-very strong -mucho front running no doubt).

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    • mrkcbill

      TC….Do you typically trade same $ amount on your SMH atm machine?

      Do you use Stops?

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      • TraderCaddy

        The dollar amount varies depending on my convictions of the move.
        Anywhere between 35-60% of my $$. SMH is very liquid and shortable.
        I try to average 1.5-2% a week with it.
        It’s not a mo mo stock but at that weekly rate it’s a nice yearly gain (especially compounding the gains). Dull is good (for me).
        No stops. Just use my eyes and head (and hopefully any Alzheimer’s will be delayed).
        I have always been a big fan of the Gil Blake method (see Market Wizards book).
        Always looking for the non-random action in stocks and I don’t care whether its a bull or a bear, just how the stock acts relative to the general market.

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  37. TheArtist

    I reckon solar is dead again……….

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  38. oldmantrader

    Shorting the ES at 1080 with a stop at 183.25. Think the Dow is on it’s way to 8500.

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