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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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If the Space Alien Magican Gods Love Me

Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] will be $3 by Thanksgiving.

The Dow will be 10,500 by Thanksgiving.

My new/secret internet project will be a success.

General Cable Corporation [[BGC]] and TEKELEC [[TKLC]] will blow away earnings estimates and POSCO (ADR) [[PKX]] will go retardo to the upside.

The next time Mrs. Fly forces me to our local Whole Foods, the grocery bill will be less than $500.

The next time I fill my car with mums, fresh from the farm, they will not be littered with crickets, that proceed to bounce around the interior, tormenting the kids, while I am doing 70mph on the highway.

And, finally, all of my enemies, both real and fictional, will be vanquished, leaving me with nothing to do but slap my employees around with hot slices of pizza.

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23 comments

  1. dubz

    Indeud!

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  2. Braveflaps

    The mums I pick up are usually littered with crabs.

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  3. The V.King

    Fire and wind come from the sky, from the gods of the sky. But Crom is your god, Crom and he lives in the earth. Once, giants lived in the Earth, Conan. And in the darkness of chaos, they fooled Crom, and they took from him the enigma of steel. Crom was angered. And the Earth shook. Fire and wind struck down these giants, and they threw their bodies into the waters, but in their rage, the gods forgot the secret of steel and left it on the battlefield. We who found it are just men. Not gods. Not giants. Just men. The secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Conan. You must learn its discipline. For no one – no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts.
    This you can trust.

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  4. mustard seeds

    Pepperoni, with some pepperocini, and make it the molten greasy kind.

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  5. Jeremy (the other Jeremy)
    Jeremy (the other Jeremy)

    Well, I have to say “thanks” again. Between MVIS, OVTI and STAR I have enjoyed some ridiculous gains this year in stocks that I watched but didn’t step forward with until you promoted them. This isn’t to rub your face in it. It’s just a sincere “thank you” from someone that holds a bit longer and has benefited severely from a gentleman and a blogger.

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  6. 4fl3x

    Enemies?

    How could someone not like Master Fly.

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    • SteveTheNeighbor

      I can say for sure that everybody in the neighborhood likes Fly, except for his neighbor on the other side (the bad neighbor). Most of us want him to be the President of the Homeowner’s Assoc.
      On the other hand Steve, Jr. is still upset at Fly. He used his Bar Mitzvah money and bought FTK.

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  7. TX Slave Trader

    In some circles “retardo” is considered foul language. Luckily, not where I fucking come from.

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  8. mrkcbill

    Is INTC a no-brainer?
    It’s a Tech Revolution , No?

    Costanza the Costanza

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    • TX Slave Trader

      INTC trades at 3 1/2 times gross revenue and has a single digit 5 yr cagr. Not even pussy trades at 3.5X revenue. Find a trade off INTC, don’t buy the pig itself.

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  9. Stellio

    Hey Fly, I believe that you are right on with what you see happening before Thanksgiving… OCNF sucks and has been a loser for a while now.. I hope to see 2 dollars one day with this company.. Have a great day…

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  10. jacques

    where’s fig?

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  11. LLCJ

    I don’t want to piss in your cereal bowl…but I think the market is topping out here.

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    • Name

      I don’t want to shit on your kitchen table… but I think the market is not topping out here.

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  12. LLCJ

    Correction: Oatmeal bowl.

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  13. TheArtist

    crickets…..be glad they wern’t[sic] covered in chiggers….the kids would have never gone with you to the farm again… unless you had brand new YZ80’s waiting for them.

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  14. __divergence_

    chiggers are the WORST. on your balls.

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