Drunken midgets shot from cannons, while a grotesquely obese audience prays for a head to wall decapitation.
Gregarious, yet nefarious, executives sell wooden scraps, disguised as metal to unsuspecting smelters, in accordance with grinning accountants.
And finally, ham and egg investors peruse the internet for inarticulate drivel, providing it is filled with acrimonious sentiments, hosted by wildly callow men.
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You GOT to share what you’re smoking!
I am on my 4th Gentleman Jack and still couldn’t figure out what you just said.
Ode to October Lack of Surprise
Umm…my thoughts exactly.
How many drinks do you need to write like that?
just 5
lovely prose.
I see what your doing here, nice.
Get in the Smelter!
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I can’t get out of the funnel.
Translation: FUQI no like not being #1
Dude:
I love these early morning rants. keep em up.
Gregarious, yet nefarious, executives sell wooden scraps, disguised as metal to unsuspecting smelters, in accordance with grinning accountants.
What’s wrong with the Alcoa result?
nothing. Not my point.
AA will light a fire underneath metals.
I’m out.
I got that part and only that part
Fly,
You have just proven that working for a living is totally over rated. Ah, to be of the character of the Fly to have the time of leisure and contemplation to develop and post prose in the off hours of battle.
I know I have been working too hard. I actually appreciate the rampant verbosity found only here…if there were only more time.
Points taken, but not necessarily true.
Work is good for the soul and the brain, bad for the bones.
You forgot one:
Genius Yo-Yo champions perform epilepsy inducing feats of speed trick maneuvers to the ever doubting rube audience of tilted head and open mouth accusers of dark robot powers.
Too many “ofs”
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That’s because you’re in the smelter mood, I’m in the oven one.
indeud!
My night was hellish… worse than a zombie movie it was The Night of the Window Salesman!
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Wow, I just had to use dictionary.com a few times but am smarter for it.
Shouting hordes beg for mercy, while cartoonish grandfathers deliver aural punishment and extract green from leather folds.
Critical, yet pitiful, tyrants sell paper neatly bundled disguised as reviews to unknowing observers, in accordance with their shifting editors.
And finally, bacon and cheese attendors peruse the internet for indistinguishable video, providing it is filled with acrid smoke, hoisted lights and wildly cajoling stars.
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Not sure what yours was about, Fly. But mine is about KISS.
Citi on the big AA tonight:
Alcoa Inc. (AA)
3Q09 – Quarter Beat but Not the Profit Headlines Suggest, Cost Initiatives Ahead of Plan, Positive on Al, Maintain Buy
What’s New — We are raising our earnings estimates for AA to $0.48 from $0.24 in 2010 and to $0.80 from $0.60 for 2011 based on CIRA’s new aluminum price forecasts of $0.86/lb and $0.92/lb, respectively. Our target price increases to $17/sh (from $14) based on 1.4x fully-diluted book value, which also corresponds to roughly 15x our “normal” earnings assessment of $1.13/sh.
Results – AA reported operating EPS of $0.04 for 3Q vs our loss estimate of $0.10/sh and the consensus loss estimate of $0.09. Upside to our estimate stemmed from accelerated cost reductions and an income tax benefit worth up to $0.06/sh, but since this tax benefit reflects a true-up from 2Q we opted to include it. Under either interpretation, results were better than expected. …
Oh shit.
I might have called this one wrong. Thank God errr Fly I was actually long. Yeah, that’s it I was long so I was right. Damn I’m good.
Tim:
Don’t try humor as it doesn’t work for you. Dishonesty does.
You mean dishonest like suddenly announcing that your long 3000 SSO, totally previously unannounced and with only his word to prove it?
Yep Richy. That sorta dishonest.
are those haikus?
China eats metals for fancy brunch. I’m pretty sure I could give a conference call saying I sold a million tons of steel to China and nobody could really question it. But yeah, metals to catch fire. HSC.
Those sound like lyrics from an old “Cream” tune… I’m vibing some sort of M&A between “Tales of Brave Ulysses” and “White Room”.
what does the cardboard box index look like?
o-shit, Fleckenstein going long….. what in the hell……
Indeud
MWW upgraded by JP Morgan. Fly, you are a FREAK.
Jobless claims fall to 521k. BUCKLE UP, GENTS!
what is up with PCBC?
up about 40% in 3 days and still climbing.
Thanks for talking to Bloomberg yesterday, they added the index futures scroll back.
yep, they probably had a flux of letters, including mine on how shitty the new look ended up and how fucked up the idea was, whoever the boneheads were that thought it up.
I still do not like it….
Did somebody say ham and eggs? Boy howdy I’m hungry!
I’ll take sausage and 2 eggs over easy with white toast if you are ordering….
Closing out all my positions first thing in the morning
Closed
Done for the AM.
Thanks SMH short.
Off to the golf course to help my son prepare for the Nationwide Golf Tournament qualifier in Miami in a few days.
MVIS continues its upward march…more, much more to come.
9:47
Starent Networks tgt raised to $31 at CL King following comments from FCC Chairman (28.19 +0.35)
CL King raises their STAR tgt to $31 from $29. The firm notes that yesterday at the CTIA wireless industry convention in San Diego, which the firm attended, FCC Chairman Julius Genachowski projected a significant acceleration in mobile data traffic over the next several years. According to the Chairman, mobile data traffic could grow to 400 petabytes per month in 2013 from six petabytes per month today. The firm believes carriers, not only in the U.S. but internationally, could be challenged to keep up with the demand as smartphones move into the mainstream and mobile video service becomes popular. In the next few years, downloads of full-length motion pictures and TV programs onto smartphones, netbooks, and tablet PCs could be fairly common. Because STAR’s equipment is more efficient than the solutions offered by its competitors, the firm believes that it should be particularly well positioned to benefit.
Ok, who the fuck is going to watch full-length motion pictures on a God damn telephone?
Look at MVIS and reconsider your question