iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER

You lost barrels of coin, while seeing your dick shrink several sizes down to a squirt gun. I’ll have you know, “The Fly” is pleased with today’s dip, as it is giving me an opportunity to delve in at lower prices. With a cash position at around 40%, I am begging for lower prices.

For the day, I enjoyed a minor pullback, as some of my more prominent positions bled out, such as Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] and TEKELEC [[TKLC]] . However, for the most part, it was a non-event.

If and when the market dips, you will see me get aggressive, like a motherfucker inside a mother factory, whatever that means.

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52 comments

  1. jg

    fig

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  2. Woodshedder

    Uh, that might be a MILF factory?

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  3. Dubz

    Small town America is basically one big mother factory.

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  4. carsony

    where do these people come from…that talk like their 10 years old./..,’;

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  5. MOOBER

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eDkAG3R0h8

    Great song.

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  6. Mr. Falcon

    A small town’s good enough for me, but it doesn’t explain the mother factory, and if you ever wondered where the naughty words go when they get cut from a radio or TV edit… well, I found out where they go.

    This is what happens when you FTK a stranger in the Alps: Explicit Content Only, which is the entire NWA’s “Straight Outta Compton” album, edited down to only the naughty words. Particularly apropos for this thread, I invite my fellow melon farmers to open up with an appetizer of “Compton’s In Tha House”, lovingly reduced down to 27 seconds to concentrate the (dammit, MWRK got taken over)ing Flotekkery, and served with a side of Olde English 800.

    Yippie-ki-yay,
    Mr. Falcon.

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    • Woodshedder

      Falcon, if you have two choices, have a baby in the midst of a smoggy, rushed, stressed out and crime ridden city, or a quiet, clean, calm, and safe small town, which would you choose? Hence the baby factory.

      Straight Outta Compton was a GREAT album.

      It wasn’t til much later when I realized how awful gang culture has been for our cities (and now even rural areas) that I begin to hate rap.

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      • Mr. Falcon

        (Oh, to be serious for a moment, I’m agreed on the advantages of small towns vs large cities – I just couldn’t resist posting that.)

        I remember being shocked the first time I heard NWA; by today’s standards, of course, the language (and culture) is now mainstream. It took the ECO mix to actually remind me of the original shock value. It’s something I keep in my back pocket for people who have problems with naughty words. It’s like an audio club for linguistic baby seals.

        The language is one of the things I like about this place. We’ve got the mouths of sailors, but even at its most gratuitous, it’s always on point, and more importantly, it’s never dull. Sometimes, “fuck” is the right word. It’s not that we need (or really want) to know what a motherfucker in a mother factory would look like – sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

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  7. GeorgeCostanza

    It shrunk because I did alot of swimming this summer. You know about shrinkage don’t you?

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  8. Mr. Falcon

    And it would help if I replied in the right portion of the motherfucking thread. Fuck! (Ah, that’s better!)

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  9. Alvari40

    Top of the 40 week cycle happens first week of November. We rally thru October.

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  10. Mr. President

    Go Tigers.
    GO TIGERS!!

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    • JakeGint

      I am amazed at the amount of Detroit denizens on this site. Here and I thought the whole city-state was a burned out husk, a la “Robocop.”

      Have you met our King of the Month — Mr. Cain Thaler?

      __________

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  11. charlie

    I’m pretty sure this is what Fly meant by ‘mother factory’

    http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2009/2/nadya-suleman-pregnant-picture.jpg

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  12. becauseIknow

    Fly,
    What about pegasystems (PEGA)?

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  13. j

    Knight watchman:

    Tim is asking , pleading, begging in fact for people not to email him requesting trading advice. I just wanted to make sure that people here were aware of his very polite demand in case you all inundate him with emails asking for stock and directional advice.

    If you’re contemplating it, as I’m sure most of you are please don’t.

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  14. TraderCaddy

    FYI- MVIS actually got a purchase order.

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  15. TheArtist

    well well….looks like fly will get his pull back………

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    • JakeGint

      Better be quick. I don’t trust a “dollar down/market down” market.

      __________

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      • j

        So people are now trading regional PMI’s. What an interesting state of affairs this is turning out to be. The Chicago PMI sends the market careering down 120 points?

        Hey those are the breaks, however I didn’t think Chicago is the US.

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        • JakeGint

          I think that was “excuse for the 4th quarter load up” that Fly was waiting for.

          There are so many “Flies” waiting however, that the excuse is stretched thin very quickly.

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  16. TheArtist

    an old Henry Fool favorite….HOKU on fire, up +75% today

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  17. TraderCaddy

    Been aver. into SMH from 25.31.

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  18. TraderCaddy

    Out half SMH.
    Thanks half SMH.

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    • TraderCaddy

      Out most of the rest- will let about 1000 shares SMH ride into early PM, then out.

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  19. Palo Alto City Pool Lifeguard
    Palo Alto City Pool Lifeguard

    There’s a guy running around here saying “I was right!!!” and “Victory is mine!!!”. He mentioned this ought to shut up those big meanies at ibankcoin. Can you please take this guy back home? He’s scaring the kids.

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  20. TheArtist

    out of the frying pan and into the fire……

    what does the wool sheared from the sheeples bring these days?

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  21. TraderCaddy

    MVIS already twice the average daily vol.
    Out the rest SMH.
    Into the pool.

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    • Palo Alto City Pool Lifeguard
      Palo Alto City Pool Lifeguard

      Be careful. The crazy guy is still running around and is throwing varoius pieces of furniture into the pool.

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  22. masterpain

    Bought some DRYS Cramer bad mouthed it . Means Fly is right . Buy!!!

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