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Classic Rape

If I was a chart-chomper, which I am most certainly not, I’d be buying this market—hand over fist. However, thanks to the good grace of the Gods, I am not (sorry for the redundancy of that statement). Nevertheless, I am a buyer of IAC/InterActiveCorp [[IACI]] at these levels, for it is “DILLER TIME” (no homo), with regards to the internet. Ad rates are back on the mend; Omniture, Inc. [[OMTR]] got bought out— and for the love of black flags: “The Fly” is all about the “net.”

Being the proud inventor of the best financial website known to mankind, I have my pulse on the “net” like none of you imbeciles can fathom. To explain it to you, in layman’s terms, is equal to teaching a monkey how to drive a tractor trailer.

Just so you know, aside from “DILLER TIME,” I am a buyer of [[MWW]] , with great hopes that the jobs market will recover, effectively enriching the filthy bastards from Monster.

I am buying stocks, but doing so in timid fashion. I am merely nibbling on such said names, as opposed to buying with conviction. As you readily know, KING COCK is waiting for a pullback. As a point in fact, he demands one.

At any rate, today’s tape is classic, with regards to raping the bears of their millstone and coin. All arrows are pointing up, young man. It’s time for you to quit being a fucking loser and take what’s rightfully yours (incoherent rant, so sorry (not really) about that)!!!

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26 comments

  1. Danny

    genius

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  2. The Big Ragu

    Yet those Elliot Wave guys continue to have convenient excuses.

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  3. Henry Fool

    I not only love a well timed rant, the pic of the big black Miller dude is one of my favorites.

    Look out for early tricks and later treats like the Fly says!

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  4. Cash-N-Guns

    VVUS

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  5. Rodney

    LOL at Danny comment and Fly’s response

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  6. Henry Fool

    FAVORITE 2 picks

    CBAK and DVAX

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  7. sergei

    OMG, there is literally no volume today. How does market go +140 on no volume? Sheesh

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    • The Fly

      cockless shorts

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    • Gunners

      also a major jewish holiday today, don’t forget. New York is quieter than a perma-bear right now

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      • The Fly

        very quiet indeed

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      • sergei

        So what you are saying is that jews trade half the volume everyday?

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        • SteveTheNeighbor

          No. the Jews don’t trade half of the volume every day. The Tradebots do however and I believe the Tradebots are Jewish. I saw one Tradebot wearing a yarmulke with a gefilte fish hanging out of the input for the server.

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    • TA

      The shorts did indeed get ass raped

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      • Braveflaps

        For the record, I am short JNY from Friday, and it has not resulted in said ass raping. However, my cheeks are occasionally pummeled by bull fruits screaming “give me the frequency!! give me the frequency!!””

        I assure you, bull fruits: no frequency will be forthcoming.

        Not for you.

        Honourably,

        Braveflaps

        ps: suggested future banner as an alt to “Classic Rape”:

        ANAL DANGER

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  8. TheArtist

    well, I’m still wondering if Israel will soon bomb Iran’s nuke facilities, a repeat of 1981 Iraq.

    oil will spike that is for sure, Fly will finally be able to get out of FTK, but what else will spike in the aftermath?
    that is the question….

    as the boy scouts motto says….”Be Prepared”

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  9. jhroac02

    spsnq still moving, looks really strong

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  10. Flash Trader

    Why don’t the chartists and the system players just do a hedge fund or closed end fund and the money would flow in? I’m just saying – Bernie Madoff did not even have a system and money flowed in for like a 11.2% claimed return. Some people just want the money and are not too interested in the game.

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  11. mrkcbill

    “Get Your Share of the Billions”
    –D.Danks

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  12. Program  Trader

    Notice how my tradebots keep the Dow right on 9800? The machines are beautiful, no? There will be no head fakes today – right into the close flat.

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  13. Shoot The Bears

    On Friday, you said the market is ready to get F@#%ED even more this week. On Monday, the Bull rally is ready to go into 5th gear. How quickly things can change.

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  14. mrsbuttons

    Diller? That old media guy just doesn’t get all this qwazy internut stuff..(hey kids, I knew Jack Warner damn it.)
    Poor Barry ( actually I found him quite arrogant) now wants to monetize everything (sound familiar?) But what he doesn’t get is that the very nature of the internet is NOT the model for megabucks monetizing content cause there will always be someone waiting in the wings to give away what you want to charge for…by the way anybody catch mad men last night? whoa ..I want a skinny tie and the thing its wrapped around.

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