iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Weak

I was readying for a triple digit pullback today, yet all we got was a milquetoast 40 point laugher.

As much as I want a pullback, in order to buy cheap stocks and prove how incredibly awesome I am, there is a distinct possibility that it may not happen. I mean, everything is unprecedented these days, might as well have a rally of epic proportions, no?

For those of you who are interested in building a list, for purchase upon dips, I will unveil my list on The PPT—sometime tonight.

Yeah, just in case you didn’t know, I’m the fucking space alien magician aka King Cock, who drives in plutonium powered time machines, while you’re sipping on a pussified cup of late night tea.

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19 comments

  1. The Equalizer

    KC^H^HFIG!

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  2. Itchy & Scratchy

    I might just have to stop being a gay goat in neon leotards and sign up.

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  3. SteveTheNeighbor

    Neighbor Fly. I will be saying a prayer for you on Yom Kippur as it is The Day of Atonement.
    Which name should I use in the prayer. Fly,Senor Tropicana,Horatio Clawhammer,Plutonium Petey, or now King Cock?
    Think it over carefully as God is probably in no mood for fun and games.

    Maybe I should use all of the names just in case.

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  4. The Big Ragu

    All the bear bloggers expecting end of the world again. Makes a novice like me kinda nervous.
    Was expecting more today on the downside.
    RIMM is tanking after hours. More selling tomorrow?

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  5. StockPickingChicken

    Senor Fly – Can you post it early? I can’t stay up past 8pm anymore.

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  6. becauseiknow

    Fly,
    You drink tea????

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  7. The Big Ragu

    Reading my charts over some linguine.

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  8. wabisabi

    cashmere

    http://tinyurl.com/yeyx4ue

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  9. Jake

    King Cock…. .LMAO….Fly, you’re outta control!

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  10. masterpain

    Ouch Dryshit taking a dump. 10 days down Baltic index. How abjectably moronic.

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  11. Hammy

    i’m a “trojan horse” ?

    is that label because I post links to outside videos in the comments section?

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  12. ryan

    nothing wrong with tea

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