iBankCoin is not your average website. One does not come here and forget the name or the people that blog here, who in fact LAY WASTE to the fucking garbage on other sites.
Every morning, I rip out my beating heart, from my chest, dripping with blood, and put it into the site. By no means will it ever be used as a scamp launching pad for moronic bullshit. Just so you know, there is no value that can be affixed to one’s bleeding heart. If I approached you and said “asshole, my heart sucks. I’ll buy yours for a million dollars.” What would you say?
Exactly.
iBankCoin is Hollywood; you’re just Bollywood.
iBankCoin is a Tsar Bomba; you’re just a jumping jack.
iBankCoin is an electro-magnetic rail gun; you’re just a wet diaper.
See, it’s not about the motion of the ocean; but the size of one’s cock. “The Fly” is hung like a giraffe/elephant hybrid—in more ways than one— while you’re a hermaphrodite, fucking yourself when bored.
The point of this rant, not to be rude or anything like that, “The Fly” doesn’t want to be CNBC or The Gay Street Journal. All I require is a little Earth and Water, on this bullshit planet, in order to allow me to rain down meteoric conflagrations of alphabet soup, upon your addled pubescent think box.
Good Night Folks.
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C is about to fly from here
PM, banging…
hmmmmmm… The two things I’ve been “banging” on my blog these last few days…
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Sorry Jake, I meant C in Pre-Market
It’s “all good.” C is officially BTFO out of that tantalizing triangle from early August. My silver trades from yesterday (not to mention IAG @ a paltry $13.66) are all lookeeeng good, Loosey.
Carry on.
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i told you
The market seems resilient to a wide spread sell off.
I told myself to chill out in cash on the side lines for a bit. But with all the PPT members recommendations, and the confirmed volumes, I had to jump back in some. 55% cash at the moment.
Thanks to all.
I’ll have you know, I’m putting on my lobster bib for this one.
Ovah heah.
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“Fly, ummm, I know you’re busy, but can you please tell me when tonight?.”
:O)
Fly, I would like to hear your thoughts of the recent MVIS pop? Thank you.
Or Jeremy’s thoughts on the matter. I remember that he was the big fan of the technology. Any insight? Been watchin the whore for years, but never a product to sell on the street, well that looks like it changed and she’s wearin high heels. Git out dere and make me some money, bitch!
fly’s prediction recorded here…
http://noxtrends.blogspot.com/2009/09/fly-predicts-3-drop-and-reversal-at.html
commencing fucking off….as per ordered sir.
I don’t like the way the newer response mechanism works here…you should not have to click on the right to get to the responses and there is no way to get to the older responses under earlier posts which is kinda dumb since a lot of times the person you are asking a question or a reply to is not online at the time so a response is not forthcoming…not very user friendly…lol… the rest of the site rocks the casbah…
whither thou dennis kneale
OK. So I cleared 290% gain on lehman today. I guess that extra egg nog last thanksgiving really paid off. LOL. What a world.
How can LEH be worth anything? Help me understand.
In a very small position tucked away somewhere, I’m sitting on a near 400% gain in WAMUQ.
It’s a fucked up world, we’re living in.
House of the Rising Sun – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C86oH5RwyJg
OMFG its been 5 hours already. WHERE IS YOUR POST!!!???!?!
I am waiting for this post to develop. I have stuff to do and I can’t do it until I read what’s developing. Put down the malt liquor and write.
Calm down everybody. He and Fly, Jr. are over at our house right now player checkers with myself and Steve, Jr.
And he isn’t that good.
He is in one of those moods – says he doesn’t feel like blogging – says F me – F you – F everybody. I warned him that iBC could fall in rankings.
Top (151) to bottom (66) SPY 50% fib retracement gives us 108.
trade accordingly.
loooollll
You ever see a giraffe’s tongue?
Exactly.
Me thinks the hybridization would be much better were it to also include some of the giraffe’s tongue capability, rather than just his schlong.
Or maybe yankees don’t have any need for tongue. I don’t know. They sure do like it on a sandwich, but of course that is not how I prefer to serve it.
Don’t you have an emu to strangle, Corncob?
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Awn to thah next, ahm
Awn to thah next, ahm
Awn to thah next, ahm
Awn to thah next, ahm
Awn to thah next, ahm….
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Hey boy, livin’ over thar in Pennsyltucky sure didn’t learn you nothin’, did it? Maybe you lived up in yankeeland for too long a spell?
We still know how to sniff out that latent anti-Semitism so prevelant in you tractor pull aficianados.
I still have many Yankee hats, ostrich wrangler.
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Have you seen the recent runup on frozen pork belly and orange juice futures? The men of the South are going to stuff their fucking faces and let their bull dyke utters hang farther out of their single strapped blue jean overalls.
What will the women be doing?
The livestock.
Seriously, you can’t be serious…anti-Semitism???
Seriously?
LOL.
gotcha!
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Fucking awesome. Long live The Fly
Sorry about the double post. This rant was so good that I had to comment, but my blackberry was being a bitch and not working properly.
Where’s Boca? I kinda see why she left!!
Just kidding, love the profanity.
But seriously, what happened to her?
Boca got upset about something, but I can’t remember exactly what.
Maybe it was the elections? When Jake got elected?
I wonder how Alpha is doing.
What a calumny!
Everyone knows Boca left only after receiving a third package of egregiously nekkid Woodshedder photos in the overnight post.
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Am I the only one who doesn’t know what a Tsar Bomba is?
Is that some kind of karma sutra, tantric, Sting, Mrs. Incredible maneuver?
Tsar Bomba is the largest bomb ever detonated. I would say Nuclear bomb but its a Hydrogen bomb, I am not sure if they can be called the same.
Anyways Russians dropped it in a desolate area of the arctic circle.
No, Tsar Bomba is much more interesting. See below.
@Pete: Yup, Tsar Bomba was a scaled up version of the classic H-Bomb design.
@MOOBS: It’s gonna take some seriously dynamic materials to burn my retinas out after that, you magnificent/maleveolent (I read the URL before I clicked, I knew what I was getting into) bastard!
But what does he original Tsar Bomba have to do with evening’s Important Matter? Plenty.
Ponder this: Tsar Bomba was 50MT, because although the original design was scalable to ~100MT, the Russians didn’t think the delivery bomber would make it to a safe distance before the blast wave whacked it out of the sky, and because they didn’t want to be single-bombedly responsible for the rifuckulous amount of upper (and exo?)atmospheric fallout the 100MT version would have produced.
Sure it wasn’t a deliverable weapon, but it was never intended to be a deliverable weapon – it was made to prove a point. The point was that while they may not have been the first to the atomic party, they wanted to show they could build the biggest, baddest-ass firecracker around. Even at half its potential, Tsar Bomba was twice as big as anything the West ever fielded or tested. Going for four times as big would have involved unnecessary risks for everyone involved, just for the sake of rubbing the rest of the world’s nose in a point that had already been made twice over.
(By the way, aren’t you glad that my evening’s single-malt-mediated meditation was on something harmless, like nukes, rather than a version of the Kama Sutra involving giraffes, elephants, and hermaphrodites?)
Let”s leave it at this: even in full-on rant mode, The Fly chooses his metaphors well. Long may his meteoric alphabet soup rain down like fire upon our besotted noggins.
Nope, the Mets were the biggest bomb ever.
Tsar Bomba, alive and well:
http://fatgrrl.com/wp-content/FatGirls_FatFriday_Gaultier_27Oct06.jpg
I love it!
the Tsar Bomba is a Russian dance, it is performed while balancing 2 potatoes and a shot of vodka on ones head….very popular these days….
or some kind bomb, rocket, or fruity drink….
iBankcoin is a brand; you’re just a tag.
iBankcoin is a venti pumpkin spice frappuccino with creme; you’re just a bean.
Like a Nazi Dentist furtively probing your mouth with rusty metallic implements, they keep asking “Is it safe??”
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All I can say is Thank You. To you, to the bloggers and to the community. Thank you.
“I come from Jive/Zomba, – I’ma bomb ya..”
This is how we chill from ’93 till…
“iBankCoin is a Tsar Bomba; you’re just a jumping jack.” Fuck – just fuck.
If you had no credit as a trader I would still read.
Fly,
Stop the homodramatics, or I’ll expose you.
J
Beautiful!!
Indeed!
This post is gay …. not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Stop it Fly, you are beginning to scare people. I work hard at creating a certain distinct image for you and you keep fuckin it up. The image is everything – substance is nothing. I have plans to promote you on a national, no international scale.
I see eur-os
That’s right, plur-al
155 IQ Indeud
Awesome FIG
Something very eerily wrong with this picture, eh?
Can you say BK’d?
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/FDIC-may-tap-US-banks-for-rb-2078843683.html;_ylt=AqzHHPxBKe.FqKZDcn782Bm7YWsA;_ylu=X3oDMTE1cWY0cHB0BHBvcwM4BHNlYwN0b3BTdG9yaWVzBHNsawNmZGljbWF5dGFwdXM-?x=0&sec=topStories&pos=6&asset=&ccode=
$35 BN and ‘slipping’ Insuring $6 + “T” in deposits.
Hmmmm,,,
Is YOUR $$$$ Safe?
Good Day, Sirs!
Indeedeeeee!!
at this rate the DOW will hit 10k in 12 days +/- a few either way.
if we had a contest in which we guessed, I say Oct 8th we cross 10k. just for fun
Sold the pop on RINO for a nice win…. Grassyass Senor Henry
Holy Sheeeyitt…look at that monkey run!
I didnt sell yet 🙂
Henry said be a hero and hold it for long term yesterday, I thought why not, now up 9.76%
Thanks Henry
Need Lead Plantiff(s) in ProShares Lawsuit
http://money.aol.com/rtn/pr/bernstein-liebhard-llp-announces-that-18-days-remain-for-investors-in-proshares-ultrashort-real-estate-proshares-fund-srs-to-move-the-court-to-serve-as-lead-plaintiff/rfid252375673?channel=pf
Any Takers? I can’t since iBankcoin is the FAZshizzle and I am just a FAZ
I’ll do it. I am unemployed anyway and I could have a future as a professional Plaintiff.
Also, Fly thought I would let you know that Mrs. Fly dropped the PT Cruiser off here and asked if I could get an oil change for it during the day. I told her that Steve, Jr. has been watching Speed channel and thinks he could change it for only about 4 bucks. She said okay and that it was fine to drain the oil on your side yard.
Wish Steve, Jr. good luck.
Does Fly own a convertible PT Cruiser model? Nice
I hope he went all out and got the sparkle paint job and body kit as well
Yes, he does. It’s a sparkle yellow one and he has a magnetic sign on the sides advertising his money management company. It says “Put your money with the Fly while you are still high.”
Just another fucking idiot that’s suing because they lost money in the stock market. Give me a break.
When a stock completely tanks how many times is it the fault of a crooked MM or GS robots?
When a stock takes off, you never hear about the tomfuckery.
If DVAX hits 2.00 I’m all over it.