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Ignore the Master at Your Own Peril

My TEKELEC [[TKLC]] position is afloat this morning, thanks in large part to a late Friday afternoon Cramer “pump-job,” not to be confused with the ever popular blow-job or ominous horse kick to the chest routine. As predicted, the market is taking a breather, down almost 0.7%. From these levels, I expect the market to trim back another 3%, then lift the fuck off again, just in time for a “HALLOWEEN SURPRISE” (whatever the fuck that means).

As a writer, more specifically, a blogger, words just come to me, similar to how accurate stocks reach my frontal lobe.

While most of you schlep around your neighborhood, with “SAY NO TO OBAMA-CARE” signs, “The Fly” is making more money than God. Yes, indeed, a very bold statement, if I might say so myself.

On dips, I like General Cable Corporation [[BGC]] and Sonus Networks, Inc. [[SONS]] . On rips, I will sell out of Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] (north of $3), TEKELEC [[TKLC]] (north of $20) and DryShips Inc. [[DRYS]] (north of $10). Essentially, I am chilling the fuck out, blessed with a 30% cash position and year to date gains upwards of 75%.

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41 comments

  1. DSB

    FIGs MM

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  2. jg

    fig

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  3. TheArtist

    ….. the great Irish Cash Famine?………..

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  4. TA

    To celebrate this huge breakdown, TIM has put on no less than 30 new short positions this morning.

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    • Lemonjello

      Somebody simply mentions his name and I instantly get this burning desire to excoriate him. There are two things that I noticed since Friday that graduate him from a PHD in buffoonery to downright dangerous if there is still anybody left that regards him as anything more than entertainment.

      On Friday he posted a video from some person/people touting retracement levels as a way to trade without stops because the statistical likelihood of breaching one could be measured by their product. They talked about how you needn’t have any worries because each time the market broke you could simply average down with confidence at each level. So the takeaway is trade without stops and average down into a loser huh, how about I just take my protective cup off and you can kick me in the nuts right now.

      Today he has offered up his own tasty nugget (that’s butt not gold) saying : “My point in all this? I am focusing on individual positions much more than the indexes. I called for 1050 as the counter-trend top, and we’re there. I played that rise very poorly, and I believe I’ve learned lasting lessons from that experience. But…..now that we are at these levels……I remain vigilant and optimistic. Because I can, in fact, remain solvent longer than the markets can be irrational, and when they become rational again – whether it’s Monday or next year – I will profit handsomely from it.”.

      My takeaways, even he knows what an ass he sounds like continually beating the drum of lower equity prices so he’ll shift to gold for a minute and hope the scent of failure abates. The only lesson he seems to have learned is stubborn persistence is the way to profit, I’d say that’s a sure way to spend most of your investing career trading baboon-ass in the red. Go ahead and average down into losing positions on the premise that you can remain solvent longer than you can remain wrong. Take small profits and huge draw-downs, that’s the way to do it…..

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  5. Henry Fool

    3% Get out of here! There is no stopping, stalling, or stuttering. Reload here!

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  6. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    Those returns are nothing to brag about (aside from the amount of $ you deal with) when a non-PPT member and piker with a discount online brokerage account can do just as well or better ……..

    Off to look for wild horses on the beaches of the outer bank off NC ….

    Good Day Sir, A Piker

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    • JakeGint

      You are in Corrolla?

      Niiice.

      Don’t forget to climb the lighthouse.

      _________

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      • Teahouse On The Tracks
        Teahouse On The Tracks

        Horses, lighthouse & the Right Bros [sic] ….

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        • DMG

          2nd home market has received the homo-hammering there so you should be able to pick up
          a few ‘bah-gins’.

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          • JakeGint

            Looking to pick up some acreage on the other side of that spit… “Sound side.”

            _____________

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          • DMG

            i gotta guy

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          • Teahouse On The Tracks
            Teahouse On The Tracks

            there’s a large track for bid on the sound side now …. down by the mini-golf and sports arena

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          • homey

            Bid way low with cash or better yet a higher price with owner financing (even cheaper)

            Better yet, why not just buy something that’s already built? Top quality, dirt cheap. They’re out there. Some people are hemoraging and need out if
            you are flexible.

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  7. ZenProfit

    “I will sell out of Flotek Industries, Inc. (FTK: 2.15 +1.42%) (north of $3)”

    If you could refrain from selling your massive holdings until 3.18 it would be much appreciated by my trading account.

    Thank you.

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  8. Juiceyfruit

    If The Fly is God, how can he make more money than God? 8)

    The Fly talks in parables. 😮

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  9. Richy

    Trading in Perot Systems Corp. call options jumped to a seven-year high Sept. 18 before Dell Inc. said today it will buy the company for $3.9 billion.
    …..

    From Bloomberg.

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    • TheArtist

      Goldman Sachs had nothing to do with that….Goldman does not participate in insider information trading….(not)

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  10. TheArtist

    Bloomberg….Interview right now with CBS (CEO) Mooney, Mooney is bragging that CBS is on fire and is making money and there is no looking back and it is only Blue skies from here on out….
    ….meanwhile, it is on Audit Integrity’s top 20 list of “most likely to file Bankruptcy”…..

    Either Audit Integrity does not know how to evaluate a company….or a certain CEO is full of shit and lying?
    hmmmmm….let’s see, which one could it be?

    carry on.

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  11. punyandy

    DPTR blew my fucking arms and legs off.

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  12. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    One for Henry to watch …. DORB

    Off the get sand in between my toes now …

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  13. Mo the Wiesel

    DBS, jg : ……. FIG, !!!
    I like very much this answer !!.

    Zenprofit: You’re still stuck with this sucker ??? FLOTEK !!!! REALLY ???, How could you ???, You are kidding right ???

    Juiceyfruit: God and The Fly, trust me, dont go there !!!

    FAMOUS QUOTATION !!!

    “””………. and all the blind men followed this weak and one eyed insect, pretending to be their prophet, in the desert, and leading them to jump into the sea………….”” ……… end of the journey !!

    Have a beer guys !!

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    • ZenProfit

      Following The Fly picks on the PPT has made me boatloads this year.

      If you don’t have the cojones, don’t play the game.

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  14. needle dick the bug fucker
    needle dick the bug fucker

    RAX is ripping higher good call Fly..!

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  15. Henry Fool

    Feeling good with piles of CVM, RINO, DVAX, AERT, MOVE

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  16. Henry Fool

    On CVM: 10 years ago CVM was born at $2 and went as high as $10. As soon as this moves through $2 it will run so fast your eyes will spin!
    Let the imagination run wild with ever soaring valuations. think in integers!

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  17. Po Pimp

    Go on with yo bad self, AURD.

    Fuck DPTR in the mouf threve times.

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  18. Henry Fool

    DVAX running!!!

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  19. jacques

    Thiery Henry Fool
    im in on Dvax, what your exit point?

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  20. Po Pimp

    AURD cold pimp slappin’ foolz in the mouth. Serious BTFO going on right now!!!

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  21. Henry Fool

    RINO testing days high up 2.25%

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  22. John

    75% ? You barely beat the fucking market of the low for all you have seen , then of course there was the drop itself … Two of the biggest moves in a looooooooong time …shaaadap.

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