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You Are Stupid

I’ve been busy tending to my oil wells all day, while you’ve been stuck in a “fag-box” long [[FAZ]] . I make fun of you because you’ve earned it. Don’t talk to me, as if we were equals. “The Fly” is bat-shit crazy about the stock market and will punch your mustache off if you get in the way of his destiny.

The website business is nothing to brag about or show off during holiday cocktail parties. The paltry earnings I make from iBC are easily spent on a night out in Manhattan. However, just so you know, I will not stop lighting the financial blogosphere on fire, until the iBC brand is feared by the idiots on my television box.

Aside from looking over my wells, I’ve been busy meeting with clients. “The Fly” has a busy schedule, and quite frankly, many of you have been spoiled by my availability, over the past three years.

With my money, I’ve been buying a variety of foreign stocks and some General Cable Corporation [[BGC]] , TeleCommunication Systems, Inc. [[TSYS]] and a little more Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] .

Finally, in case you are wondering, the Kraft Foods Inc. [[KFT]] for Cadbury plc (ADR) [[CBY]] deal is extremely bullish for stocks, namely beverage stocks—like Hansen Natural Corporation [[HANS]] and Dr Pepper Snapple Group Inc. [[DPS]] .

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34 comments

  1. Made Man

    the fly has clients?

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  2. Leo

    are you buying $GLW fly?

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  3. Skeptical

    Once again — batshit bullish right before another mini-correction.

    I already ripped this market a new a-hole on the long side. Now shorting into the bullshitery that is emanating everywhere.

    When catshit like ENER is on everyone’s momo list — I shall quietly exit to the dickbags yanking their dicks about making .10 scalps.

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  4. j

    I’ve been busy tending to my oil wells all day,

    Fly, where the fuck are the storms? Dr. Cane reported on “Fred” two days ago which I presume has fizzled out like an out of condition fat guy not using Viagra.

    I reckon we have two weeks before all this storm shit fizzles out, no?

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    • Joel Weihe

      No storms this year. None!

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      • The Fly

        Global unwarming

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        • j

          Yea that’s right… it’s global unwarming. lol.

          Doc Cane’s co- scientist buddies (not him) have been frightening the shit out 15 year old kids and the White House and there’s no fucking storms? WTF is this?

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          • Dr. 'Cane

            Global warming does not equal more hurricanes, at least to the extent we’ve warmed so far. Additionally, there has been no global unwarming this year, at least globally. July was the third warmest on record worldwide… With regards to the lack of hurricanes, blame it all on El Nino, that bastard…

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          • DMG

            Gloabl warming is for zee germanz

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    • Dr. 'Cane

      Fred has not fizzled out. On the contrary, it is nearly a hurricane. However, it is in the middle of nowhere, and will stay there… The peak of hurricane season is next week.

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      • j

        Sorry Doc.

        To semi- weatheroligists like us ‘fizzled” means it doesn’t hit pay dirt.

        Doc, what’s the curve like after next week? Am I right in saying by week 2 in October is basically quits.

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        • Dr. 'Cane

          The peak of hurricane season is September 10-15th, and then it falls off relatively uniformly, with a minor secondary peak in early October. However, Cane development becomes quickly pushed southward heading into October, with most of the storms in the Caribbean. The US gulf coast rarely sees strong Hurricane Play-esque storms past the first week of October.

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  5. Polar Bear

    Greetings Fly,

    Had a few questions/suggestions/oppurtunities with you to discuss. Do you have an email address that I can contact you at?

    -Polar Bear

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  6. JakeGint

    …and a little more Flotek Industries, Inc. (FTK: 1.68 +4.35%) .

    Don’t you mean “the rest of the available float of Flotek Industries?”

    __________

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  7. Big Mike

    FTK!?

    LOL…You sir, don’t give up do you?

    I’ll be a willing seller of calls on that stock, market rallied 50%…stock havent moved yet…

    Move on…dirtbag…Move on….

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  8. Made Man

    I hate when others try to emulate the fly’s writing style. stop with the skullfuckery!

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  9. Made Man

    BTW Mr. Fly. You know me…Can’t say who but our paths have crossed…

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  10. chivo

    Fly, do you ever not post about buys and/or sells? I see you’ve said here that you’ve bought some stocks but don’t see any buy updates… is this post referring to recent plays?

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  11. Van Jomes

    Hey Fly you got any openings bro?

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  12. bigpun2012

    FLY are you willing on taking on a personal servant. I am at your beck and call.

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  13. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    i closed out my QQQQ longs, fuck this market.

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