Everyone is a Technician

My man Chart Addict banks coin, with or without charts. He knows how to pick them and he demonstrates his superior market hand every-fucking-day. But, what’s with all of you other fuckers? I mean, when I started out in the biz, there was plenty of people around who actually read quarterly reports and paid attention to fundamentals. Fast forward a dozen years and everyone has charts for brains.

You Sir have a clunker for a brain.

Let’s look at a near term catalyst: hurricane season.

Sometime tonight, I will build a custom watchlist, listing all of my hurricane plays, exclusive for The PPT. For you fuckers, I will tell you, look to get long some refiners, like Tesoro Corporation [[TSO]] , Holly Corporation [[HOC]] , Valero Energy Corporation [[VLO]] or Delek US Holdings, Inc. [[DK]] . And, try your hand with some depressed natty stocks, like NGAS Resources, Inc. [[NGAS]] , Arena Resources, Inc. [[ARD]] and Ultra Petroleum Corp. [[UPL]] . Engineering stocks, like The Shaw Group Inc. [[SGR]] and [[PIKE]] , are worth a looksy too, providing the “Deacons of Death” destroy a few bullshit coastal cities.

In short, shut the fuck up and prepare for some ‘Canes. Lucky for me, I have my very own meteorologist; what do you have?

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