iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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See You Fuckers Later

It’s Africa hot in NYC today and I am –the fuck– out of here.

I made my moves, by way of blowing the fuck out of another 30% of my holdings. There is no need to press the envelope any further with wishful trades. “The Fly” has the patience of a chestnut.

With God’s good gravy grace, I will be back to my winning ways tomorrow.

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19 comments

  1. Cash-N-Guns

    Cramer likes banks, specifically Citi after it almost doubles in price from 30 days ago..Bwhahahahhahahhhaaaaaaaaaa…short Citi..wait for Zero.

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  2. long during the down turn
    long during the down turn

    I am still getting paid on my BVX while you shit monkeys get raped today.

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    • Aristotle

      long during the down turn, you should grovel at the feet of the Fly in the hopes he will bestow upon you one nugget of his divine wisdom!

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  3. Macktheknife34

    Great call on Flotek Fly…you’re right up there with Jimmy Cramer

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  4. Flat Man

    Absolutely everyone is calling for a multi-day correction here. Because of that I think we continue to climb.

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  5. Skeptical

    Why are all you retards constantly predicting the fucking market?

    I guess that’s what retards do.

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  6. EN1GMA

    for realz, hate this humid African weather…

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  7. Damon

    FTK goat-raped me today, but alas, I did not surrender.

    LVLT and FTK will be in my long portfolio until my penis grows another 6 inches.

    Since it is already 12 inches, that’ll be awhile.

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  8. sucka

    went long anotha 10k FTK at 1.80 suckas.

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  9. TA

    Uncle Howard says the Fly’s first name is Sylvio and he is 4 feet 11 inches tall

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  10. Downtowntrader

    In Africa they say, shit, it’s Florida hot today.

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  11. dave

    Honda’s robot advances are getting really creepy and awesome at the same time.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv35ItWLBBk

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  12. TA

    The similarities between the Fly and Les Grossman are astonishing

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  13. Yogi & Boo Boo

    FLASH! CBS 2 just rehired Steve Bartelstein to do a documentary — “Space Alien Magician and Horatio Claw Hammer vs. Retard Nerdtrons from the Internets” Film at ll:00.

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  14. donut boy

    finally defeated spam guard. Is american math different, as in retarded.

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  15. T MOE

    Financials are going lower. Time to jump back in and short financials IMO. I have made nice trades like buying puts on the SPY and shorting a few select stocks like WYNN and by going long some ietf’s. I am waiting to see what happens after the fed comes out with their bullshit tomorrow and I may jump in on some TBT.

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