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Listen to the Shadows

While at my favorite urinal, one of the shadows approached me— smoking a cigarette— and said: “listen here, see, get the hell out of here, see, and go sell some stock, alright.” Startled by the cigarette in a public urinal, I kindly asked him to fuck off in the shade somewhere; but he was persistent.

The shadow grabbed a hold of me and slapped me. He said: “for the love of yankee candles, get the hell out of here and sell some of that ALU.”

Long story short, despite loving Alcatel-Lucent (ADR) [[ALU]] , I had no choice but to sell some, else get harassed by a smoking shadow at my favorite urinal.

There is a lot of chatter going around today, talking shit about the banks. I am hearing tales of dilution and credit losses. Frankly, who gives a rats ass? The market is dipping again and people are always jittery. “The Fly” has about 20% of his assets in cash and the rest invested in a variety of longs. I will not hesistate to sell them all, if necessary of course.

However, I think today is a good day for a market reversal. Can you say “upside reversal”?

Right now, I am digging Huntington Bancshares Incorporated [[HBAN]] , Pacific Capital Bancorp [[PCBC]] and STMicroelectronics N.V. (ADR) [[STM]] .  Granted, both HBAN and PCBC are fucking turds, especially PCBC and its deficient tier one capital. Nonetheless, I am in these names for a trade, not meant for investment.

On dips, I like Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] , Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. [[AMD]] , OmniVision Technologies, Inc. [[OVTI]] and Corning Incorporated [[GLW]]

UPDATE: On this rip, I sold out of 75% of my [[PCBC]] position, just north of $2.78

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29 comments

  1. bigpun2012

    I dont get it…You consider FTK but sell ALU? I respect the fly more than most of these peasants but forgive me for asking questions.

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  2. fuckhead

    and what about TKLC. Looks like a new FTK in the making.

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    • The Fly

      How so, asswipe?

      You make no sense and do not warrant a proper response.

      I suggest venturing off to an ADD addled site, where you can suck your own cock all day long.

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  3. TA

    Personally I think Fly is just bored and had to buy or sell something.

    I shorted STP $17.50 Jan puts for fun today.

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  4. The Fly

    PCBC ripping.

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  5. Nasdaq 10k

    WTF are you talking about. The Florida sun has roasted thy brain, methinks.

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  6. dspy

    Fly, You still liking STAR?

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  7. bigpun2012

    FUCK IS happening with CMG…

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  8. HenryFool

    I’m still having fun with CSIQ moving in integers.

    LAST WARNING: Go buy CSIQ before it hits $20

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  9. chivo

    “csiq moving in integers”….lolz

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  10. TraderCaddy

    Speaking of urinals.
    One of my better urinal stories was when I was at a Dolphin-Jet game in Miami about twelve years ago.
    My brother-in-law who worked for Texaco won the use of the company private skybox and he invited me.
    So there I was at the urinal and some guy walks up to the urinal next to me.
    It turned out to be Sylvester Stallone.
    He said hey and then I said hey.
    And no I didn’t look but if I had a cell phone I would have taken a picture quick like, ran like hell, and then sold it to the Inquirer.

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    • bigpun2012

      no homo?

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      • JakeGint

        Yes, Inquiring minds want to know:

        Was there foot tapping involved?

        I met Sly Stallone on the beaches of Atlantic Beach, Lawn Guyland when I was a kid… he was doing a photo shoot with his Amazonian (then) wife Brigette Neilson.

        He’s a tiny little dude.

        _______

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  11. EN1GMA

    F.I.G.

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