Piss-ants and Charts

Quick question, what do you get when you combine a piss-ant with a chart? The winner shall be lavished with a 12 month supply of pig vomit and black angus horse burgers.

Do you people really work hard and stupid or just lazy and smart? It is rare to find people that work hard and smart. Most people I know fall asleep at their desks, while looking at soft porn, similar to the stuff Uncle Fucker is posting these days.

For the most part, I am quite pleased with the general direction of the site. There really isn’t much bad advice being dished out, unless of course you are an avid gawker of the Peanut Gallery.

I am thinking about turning over a new leaf, by way of “virgin blogging” aka curse free environment. I’ll have you know, in real life, “The Fly” never curses, unless on the phone with his degenerate broker friends. Cursing is all fun and games, until someone you know reads your shit and then looks at you as if you were the unibomber at birthday parties.

As most of you know, last year, “The Fly” went “virgin” for a stretch of 1 month, until the market poleaxed itself to 7,500 Dow, which represented a drop of more than 1,000 points from my promise.

The long and the short is, charts are nothing more or less than an excuse to avoid reading. Sure, stay stupid, it’s the Southern way. My guess, the majority of chart readers are halfway illiterate or find great use in nonsensical lines correlating with backward brain functions. Figure that out and learn from it; else the next time you fall asleep drunk inside of a Mexican bar, a group of pig masters will harvest both of your kidneys.