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Glorious Jupiter

Let’s not tarnish today’s trade with small talk. “The Fly” enjoyed the fruits of his labour [sic] today, while roaming around vast swaths of land, eating figs off the trees.

All of my stocks BROKE THE FUCK OUT, including FTK, RFMD, DELL, IR, GME, ERX yadda, yadda, yadaa. I was up another 9%, while dipping unleavened bread into olive oil. Go jump into oncoming traffic, if I might be so bold as to suggest doing so.

I get bored talking to most of you, since you offer nothing of real/tangible value. You are the GM of this stock game, while I am GD. My tanks blow your bullshit SUV’s out of the way, particularly when I am going for egregious coffee breaks.

The stock Gods bestow gifts of glee upon THE HOUSE OF iBANKCOIN. It is clear, and also evident, that we are to displace all of the incumbents, who readily throw their readers into large vats of aged acid.

As for me, I will enjoy the rest of my day, just sort of roaming around, taking it easy.

Godspeed.

Top pick: FTK

NOTE: The Overall Hybrid score for The PPT closed with its highest score ever: 3.25 (buy)

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25 comments

  1. Q4

    Can’t Crush My Cool – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKeT7AUy59w

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  2. Controller

    Thank you Fly, CA and RC for your assistance in my best trading day to date. Up 7.5% in the corporate account and 10% in my personal account. Days like this make me want to quit my day job.

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  3. Cuervos Laugh

    Doesn’t that mean (the hybrid score) that the market has hit an top again?

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  4. The Fly

    Only if you believe we are still in a bear market. If we are in a new bull, 3+ will represent normalcy.

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  5. joe

    Fly,

    If you are up 9% today, you either have a very small folio or are and idiot for subjecting yourself to those kinds of swings

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  6. JakeGint

    Up 7.5% in the corporate account and 10% in my personal account.

    You’re daytrading a corporate account??

    Is your last name Buffet, by any chance?

    ________

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  7. The Fly

    Joe

    1. You are an idiot.

    2. Normally I’d agree with you.

    3. Consider the following:

    Today was an epic day for me. My top two positions are FTK and ERX. Other names include RFMD, CUZ, TWI, iR, GLW, etc.

    You do the math.

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  8. The Fly

    Nothing wrong with trading a corp acct.

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  9. howie2092

    Nice percentages, gentlemen.

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  10. Controller

    Jake:
    Not really, more like swing trading. My boss and I have a ongoing competion with accounts that started at $200,000. I have a profit sharing agreement with him for the account I manage. He’s a buy and hold guy, so it drives him crazy watching me trade nearly every day. His buy and hold balance: $72,000 after two years.

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  11. lindsay

    Henry Fool Says:
    Her goes EXEL for real now that it has shaken out CNBC viewers.
    MWAhaha!
    May 29th, 2009 at 10:01 am Vote: 2 0

    —————————————————–
    Henry- that’s hilarious if you weren’t referring to MWA at all when you said
    the comment above on Friday. Such is my trust in your picks that I thought it was
    a cleverly hidden reference to MWA. So I checked out MWA on the ppt. Looked really
    good –bought a bunch. It made a whole lot of money today for my family- and
    it looks like it’s going to make a whole lot more.
    so thanks for your MWAhaha laugh whatever it meant

    p.s. hey Henry- when are you coming over to the PPT? I told the PPTers today you had
    made the MWA pick!

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  12. Joe

    Fly-congratulations for being up 9% today. You know that having such large investemnts in ERX and FTK is not healthy choice but I do admit, you have been right in the last months in not having given up on the bull, while I and most have. Hats off. This doesn’t mean you aren’t an idiot but it worked good for you THIS TIME. I haven’t been more than 45% invested in the entire 09 and won’t do so till I am sure the bear is over. Maybe at low 700’s later this summer I get more brave.

    At the risk of jinxing this bull run, I think the market broke out today and probably see 1050 in a short order. I will start building some long (trade with stops in place) positions in indexex and will be building a 125K short position on XOM. 25K short XOM today.

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  13. Sir  Douchebag

    “epic” day

    And will you remind us where you first went long FTK?

    A couple more “epic” days and your followers will almost be at breakeven.

    But kudos on being long the total b.s.

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  14. big snacks

    fly are you not concerned that the banks rolled over late today? im wondering if theirs anythig to read into that..

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  15. alphadawgg

    Very nice day, indeed.

    My account jumped up as well……. 8% on the day. The thing was, I had this egregious TWM stilling hanging onto my left leg, so my slam dunk was somewhat vertically challenged.

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  16. JakeGint

    That’s right SirDouche, this entire website– and the PPT– have been set up as an elaborate ruse to trick crafty people such as yourself.

    You’re on to us, Sir Douche.

    ____________

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  17. E8

    Some OEW comments:Tony and S2

    “At today’s highs the SPX hit 948. This provides us with a fibonacci relationship of Major wave C (168 points) equalling Major wave A (166 points). Since we can count four waves up from the Major wave B low at SPX 780, and a fifth wave underway. We should start looking for some negative divergences to appear before this rally ends. Thus far it looks like we have a 1-2 with 3 underway from the 880 Intermediate wave 4 low. The market should pullback soon from these extreme overboughts levels. The next few days shoulds be quite interesting, and may set up those negative divergences. Next OEW pivot is at SPX 961.”

    “VIX up with SPX up 1%+ has never happened in the last 510 trading days (well over 2 years). And, today, amazingly, SPX was up nearly 3% with VIX up nearly 4%, so it’s not like they became statistical oddities by a hair. Using the previous 30 samples, the next day gapped down 73% of the time and closed down 67% of the time with an average loss of 2.15% while the next day was up 33% of the time with an average gain of 0.61%.”

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  18. dave

    Add in the nice volume spike the last 15 minutes of the day.

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  19. Generational BOTTOM Picker
    Generational BOTTOM Picker

    Joe: Why the fuck are you shorting XOM?

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  20. Yogi & Boo Boo
    Yogi & Boo Boo

    Geez, I feel like a big time under achiever being up only 4.29% today and 36% for the year. Still feels pretty good though. 😉

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  21. mattyrye

    Sir Douchebag, your name suites you perfectly. Fly posts every trade real time on the PPT as well as here, how can you question this guys transparency?

    “And will you remind us where you first went long FTK?”

    He also bought big chunks @ 1.92, 2.05, 2.10, 2.10..

    You sir are a douchebag..

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  22. JakeGint

    After such a monster week of pulling gold and silver nuggets out of the earth, it’s quite natural that The Miners Take a Rest.

    ________________

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  23. xxx

    Chivas gave Joe the tip on shorting XOM? No? The Fly has already exceeded his 2008 percent? Buy the pullback!

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  24. The Fly

    Chivas is shining my shoe box.

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  25. Milktrader

    Potato Vodka martini (at least two) and Vladimir Vysotsky. People are stupid.

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