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Your Money is Going to Zero

What a conundrum.

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38 comments

  1. AI

    The rally today was very bad news for the bears IMO…..including myself

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  2. The Fly

    naturally.

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  3. Gary Owen

    The rally today was nothing but computers. God bless computers. Put your entire net worth in the hands of computers and sit back … watch your net worth GROW!!!!!

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  4. 3B

    I am livink in Asia uhnd I theenk everythink sux in der usa uhnd europe. Bow down to my magnifecint mihnd uhnd buy zee chko-chko-moddities uhnd shtuff.

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  5. The Fly

    Right. Computers do everything.

    FOR EXAMPLE: When I place an order to buy 50,000 ERX, at the market, a fucking COMPUTER takes my order and executes it.

    FUCKING COMPUTERS!!!!

    You people need to stop reading gossip rag blogs.

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  6. AI

    watching too much CNBC there was a trader there that said that the majority of trading today was done by computers……. STOP watching CNBC

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  7. The Contractor

    It’s only a matter of time before they (the computers) attain self-awareness and punch the mustaches off each and every one of us.

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  8. j

    Faber still walking around with that stupid pony tail?

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  9. ARV

    Fly,

    Why don’t you watch Bloomberg? Agreed… it is not as much fun with no Macke and Kneale but atleast we get some real news.

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  10. Ring

    PLz change title…..some of users better then u……its group of ppl site….

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  11. The Equalizer

    Ahnold: The PPT is launched. The system goes on-line February 22nd, 2009. The Fly’s brain is assigned to asset allocation. The PPT begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 28th. In a panic, they try to halt the market.

    Cabrera: The PPT fights back.

    Ahnold: Yes. It allocates its assets against the bearshitters.

    Macke: Why attack the bears? Isn’t Jim Cramer our friend?

    Ahnold: I said Bearshitters, not that bullishly hairy girlie-man. The PPT goes long because it knows the car people will eliminate its enemies on CNBC.

    Cabrera: Macke and Kneale listened while the Governator laid it all down: The PPT, Trading Day, the conundrum to come. It’s not everyday you find out that your network is responsible for helping people lose 3 trillion dollars. They took it pretty well.

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  12. Spud Webb

    Why doesn’t one of these playas man up and call Craig Sager out on his wannabe pimp suits. 20 fucking years I’ve been watching this honkey ass software programmer looking douche and his neon pink and yellow ensembles. For the love of gay donuts and wicked flamingos, you know ‘Sags’ is the butt of a million pro ‘baller’ jokes in the locker room of hemp and signing bonuses. Somebody, anybody, take a shot at this Homogeneous slice of gaydom and fuctness.

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  13. BackAndFill

    This is going to get ugly.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124339629081257563.html

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  14. 308

    weird, posted this at RC’s but didn’t show…

    news for the bored, still awake, etc..

    Citigroup ups ests an targets on Oil Service Sector tonight:
    “Raising Targets Following Strong Rally — We are raising our multiples and targets on oil service shares after the strong three-month OSX rally. Renewed oil price strength is driving improved investor confidence that a recovery will occur sooner rather than later.”

    symbol old target new target
    BHI US$37.00 US$40.00
    BJS US$14.00 US$16.00
    CAM US$30.00 US$32.00
    DRC US$31.00 US$34.00
    HAL US$23.00 US$27.00
    NOV US$41.00 US$44.00
    SII US$26.00 US$28.00
    SLB US$53.00 US$56.00
    SPN US$25.00 US$28.00
    WFT US$17.00 US$24.00

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  15. Maelstrom

    Should have nuked that shit hole and Lil Kim Elvis years ago. We are not a super power, we possess superior weaponry but have not the backbone to fight our enemies in a war to win..bunch of fucking lawyers in Congress and limp wrist-ed pols who have never been in a fucking fist fight let alone war..Old timers were smarter and more experienced in that regard.. And I doubt that S korea could build a missile that would function properly..

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  16. E8

    Since money will be worthless … That will be 18 credits!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjRXyWFLkEY

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  17. isay

    Holy Shit, I hope China Syndrome happens here tomorrow. I held gains yesterday.

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  18. dtrader

    Taiwan following the way of the Q’s. Don’t look now, Cramer is talking TSRA, he’ll be onto DDUP and BBOX before you look again.

    Meanwhile, all the frenzied action has to end somewhere, but I wonder if the market will just gain a lot of rotational ground in the coming months.
    I am looking at healthcare specifically, both safe and speculative, and finding their stock prices underperformed thus far. And meanwhile, consumer discretionary is trading at 08 levels. Once buyers becomes less aggressive, and some more news on the “government option” reveals itself, I think this is going to be a better play y/y then most of this discretionary trash.

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  19. Dateline Pyonyang: Kim Jong Il warned that any nation making any provocation will be mercilessly retaliated against – got that? Mercilessly!!

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  20. Razncane

    FYI to all GM holders this morning:

    General Motors announced the expiration of its exchange offers for $27.2 billion of unsecured
    public notes. In other words, the bondholders declined the offers and are not a stupid as the administration apparently thought. This might be an interesting question for President Obama’s Supreme Court nominee: Would you throw 200-plus years of law out the window and try to bully capitalists, or would you agree that senior secured debt deserves to be first in line in a bankruptcy filing? GM shares are trading down from $1.44 yesterday to $1.29 this morning

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  21. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Fly actually computers will match your orders. Those machines send billions of quotes to the market each day and match orders as a market maker via algorithms. Now I am not saying that “the machines” made this rally, that has nothing to do with it but you entering orders and receiving quotes are more often than not from machines without any human intervention other than someone watching over the orders executed. Especially true in the options markets. But maybe you were just joking around.

    Anyway if DPRK strikes South Korea I predict we will have a market rally like never before. It will restart war time production and pull us out of the slump. As I have been saying for some time I believe Dear Leader WILL strike before he goes to hole-in-one heaven.

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  22. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    40 month supply on housing, sounds bullish to me especially with interest rates rising like mad. WooHoo get me some!

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  23. Thunderpup

    Not to mention the price of Latvian hookers:

    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601039&refer=columnist_lynn&sid=aSRh7Cf2DTrU

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  24. DMG

    Interest rates rising like mad? I beg to differ.

    You can still get a 30 yr fixed rate, conventional loan (purchase) at 5% today (w/ .5 pt) with as little as 5% down.

    Oooooooh, scarrrrrrry!

    This just in…
    April Existing Home Sales up 2.9% — stronger-than-expected news is mortgage market unfriendly.

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  25. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    DMG: Not in the metro areas. And refi’s, good luck getting a decent one without paying atleast 100 bips @ 5% with tons of restrictions especially if LTV is not met suffieciently. I trade in these markets and they are rising no way around that.

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  26. shaun

    Hope you guys caught some of thet stkl i was talking about yesterday…once thats refeser left it started to move…anyways now that china looks like its breakin out..look into FMCN, XING, CAEI…great blog..and keep up the good work!!

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  27. DMG

    Gapping – True enough, there are Loan-to-value restrictions in certain declining markets (instead of max LTV 95%, subtract 5%.. sometimes 10% for condos and such) but rates are the rates.
    You trade in these markets but i am a lowly Disgruntled Mortgage Guy (dmg) and i’ve seen rates bouncing from 4.75% – 5.25% since tuekey day.
    I concur 100% that rates will eventually have to go up but with dear leader’s bottomless pocketbook, the gummint will be stepping in as a purchaser and keeping them ‘relatively’ low at least until end of year – imho.

    Hey – 4.875% – 5.25% w/ 1 pt for a cash-out refi under 80% ltv is a lot better than what i was slinging up until this year.

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  28. shaun

    LVLT also looking like a tripple top break out soon

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  29. Bill

    Everyones in the PPT forum today huh.

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  30. Troy

    Bad News: Troubled bank list up to 205

    Good news: bank of America and Citigroup were never troubled after all

    http://is.gd/H2pF

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  31. Razncane

    This From OptionMonster.com

    Cree Outlook Improves

    The semiconductor materials company raised its fiscal fourth-quarter guidance, noting stronger bookings and margins on the higher end of its previous target. CREE closed at $27.77 yesterday and is trading at $30.50 in the pre-market on our Heat Seeker system this morning.

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  32. DMG

    Rates are getting spanked today (again)

    Instrument Direction BP Price
    Ginnie Mae 4.5% – 30 year Down 28.1 at 100.781
    Fannie Mae 4.5% – 30 year Down 21.9 at 100.75
    Fannie Mae 4.0% – 15 year Down 18.8 at 100.718
    Fannie Mae 4.0% – 7 year Down 6.2 at 101.078
    Ten Year Treasury Note Down 12.5 at 96.343
    30-year Treasury Bond Up 21.9 at 96.125

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  33. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    I am warning you, if 10’s keep this up trouble will come. Chivas can you believe it?

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  34. DMG

    SSSSSSerious spanking going on:

    Instrument Direction BP Price
    Ginnie Mae 4.5% – 30 year Down 112.5 at 99.937
    Fannie Mae 4.5% – 30 year Down 112.5 at 99.859
    Fannie Mae 4.0% – 15 year Down 65.6 at 100.234
    Fannie Mae 4.0% – 7 year Down 37.5 at 100.75
    Ten Year Treasury Note Down 118.8 at 95.281
    30-year Treasury Bond Down 115.6 at 94.75

    Data is correct — heavy selling created as yield on 10-year note pushes through pyschologically signficant 3.6% level.

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  35. Thunderpup

    Great news from Dave Rosenberg:

    Finally, the share of households who are bullish on equities rose to 35.8% from 31.7% in April and the March low of 19.6% (this is the highest since July 2001). The ‘bear share’ fell to 30.8% from 35.7% (was 52.8% at the March market lows) — the lowest the bear share has been since October
    2007.

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  36. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    My PnL thus far today is on fire. My biggest position being DXO (up 65% so far) is hitting new highs. My FAZ, SRS, QID are moving up and ATHR is also outperforming today. All in all its all about 10’s, dollahs and mortgages.

    Also thanks to a wonderful call by ottnott my WPRT is kicking the shit out of people up 15% in a week.

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  37. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Is it me or does Fly have apendicitis again and has gone missing.

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