iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Stop Blogging

I peruse over the blogosphere, every so often, only to find myself appalled over the low quality shit being published by know-nothing losers, or hacked out, one trick Doctor crack habit ham and eggers. Believe me, when it comes to putting thoughts into words, my nose is very high in the sky, indeed. As a matter of fact, if the art of blogging was a tea cup, I’d hold it with my pinky extended outward.

Believe it or not, the best way for you to become popular or relevant is to surrender to the Godly folks at iBC and post regularly in the PG. I view the PG as iBC’s farm system, where talent is cultivated and readied for prime time. Don’t get me wrong, some of the people posting in the PG are highly talented and responsible investors. However, blogging is more than just splashing a few fucking speadsheets onto a page, with a stupid paragraph or two affixed to it. Most people just ignore that sort of crap.

Many are envious of “The Fly,” for good reason, of course. After all, he commands an army of loyal subjects, while you are just some dickhead, twittering away into the collective oblivion.

The House of iBankCoin is built upon a golden temple of fidelity. None of you clown-fuckers can ever come close to what is being actualized here. Inasmuch, you’re better off writing in a bitched-out diary, than competing versus me.

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74 comments

  1. Hmm

    You Sir, are the biggest Douchebag known to me

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  2. The Fly

    HMMmm on my nuts.

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  3. Treepart

    Third!

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  4. or

    of

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  5. CAP

    @ FLY in reference to your previous comment about me.

    I hope you stumble drunk into a barn one night and wake up the next morning to find out your were taken advantage off by a mountain goat.

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  6. E8

    OEW Recap tonight:

    “The market again is displaying some signs of weakness as noted this weekend. On friday the SPX held the 912 pivot before rallying into the close. Today the SPX found support again at the 912 pivot. When the SPX breaks below the 905 level we should get some follow through to the downside.”

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  7. UrbaneGorilla

    I wipe the tears from my eyes.. I haven’t had such a good laugh in ages.. You are of course correct. Everyone and his brother are out there pumping their egos…. But, I love the responses to you.. Oh my God… They are absolutely precious! I am so glad I follow you .. LOL!

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  8. M

    the title ‘biggest douchebag’ belongs to tim sykes and his idiot following. Long live fly, nothing holds candle to his hilarious market commentary.

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  9. Cheesefries

    TC:
    I’m playing 36 holes at the Ocean Course at Kiawah Island in the am.
    There is no tougher course in this country.

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  10. derrr

    Money flowing into the market… why?
    Only reason I can think f is because there’s so much money being created and inflationary fears, also fear of capital gains tax increase.

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  11. Ring

    Fly,How much % ur up YTD?….

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  12. fred couples

    whats your tee time?

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  13. The Fly

    50%+

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  14. Me

    You may very well be the best trader and or the best blogger in the universe…but really…who gives a shit..you’re about the most arrogant fuckface I’ve ever read on any blog or website..No doubt there are plenty of people out there that are much better then you at many things, trading and blogging included…only thy dont have the need to be so arrogant or to talk 1/2 the shit you talk…they are confident without being obnoxious shitheads like yourself …to be honest, I like the blog and even considered paying for the PPT, but out of sheer principle I just cant bring myself to give cocksucking faggot like you a single red cent! and I bet its not gonna be long before you delete my response as you probably dont want your little crew of douchebags getting a laugh at the expense of your your little ego…

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  15. 50%+
    //Nice……..

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  16. Ring

    ME,fuck off

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  17. just wonderin

    isn’t cocksucking faggot redundant?

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  18. Ring

    Me,fuck off….IBN is the best in trading blogs …..

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  19. stopped wonderin started laughin
    stopped wonderin started laughin

    ring……hmhmhmhahaha…oh, goodness. ibn…hehehe. get something right dude. one post, no mistakes. its a dare.

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  20. The Fly

    ME:

    So when will you subscribe? I need your money so that I can get my shoes shined twice tomorrow.

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  21. Me

    @ The Fly

    As soon as your mother refunds the money I paid her for that horrible BJ last week

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  22. RIng

    IBN IT team,Ban ME IP

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  23. The Fly

    ROFLZ How original.

    how about this?

    Where do you get your jokes? I need to borrow that source of adolescent material, in order to communicate with idiots like you.

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  24. IBN

    syntax error. cant stop laughing

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  25. Me

    @ RIng

    Moron, you heard of dynamic IP’s? btw, what the hell is IBN?

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  26. The Fly

    Nah, ME can stay. He’s a dick, but not boring.

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  27. ibanknoodles

    has foreclosed on your donkey cart.

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  28. Me

    @ The Fly

    I think you’re well versed in communications with idiots…I mean who else would put up with your arrogance..
    but we all know, noone likes the nice guy and everyone likes abuse…why else would you say “Nah, ME can stay. He’s a dick, but not boring.”

    On the positive side you find amusement in shit talking instead of gettin your panties in a bunch, a true sign of a pro…

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  29. Schismatic

    I just picture this cat chuckling behind his keyboard as he taps out this ridiculous prose.

    Fly, you’re a funny mf; I’ll give you that.

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  30. ME

    I leave you folks with this..how the fuck did I get involved in this?
    http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/00b9a680/463c5922

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  31. Schismatic

    if you listen quietly you can hear more. his desk sits in front of a window that looks out upon the front lawn and the neighbors. hence the visually induced references to neighbors fucking around in their bullshit garden, steve the neighbor, and today ruining the front lawn.

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  32. The Fly

    ME

    You are incorrect. I am not arrogant, but supremely confident. As for my shit talking: I do it to make myself chuckle. Rarely do I dig into an individual. I go for a much broader audience, unlike you.

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  33. oops

    that was in re to Schismatic

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  34. FastEddie

    Classic post! Most people are just clueless. When it comes to blogging, Fly is the Duke of Earl Grey and will gladly throw a cup in your face. All you “ham and eggers” need to don a pair of oven mitts and lay off the keyboard before you get burned. Some of you should even consider wearing a football helmet so you don’t hurt your head from trying to lick your monitor. Indeud.

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  35. firstadopter

    I am assuming this post is about me and my spreadsheet posts in the Peanut Gallery. Too funny.

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  36. The Fly

    First

    No. I do not assault the individual, but whole masses.

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  37. firstadopter

    I don’t mind being made fun of, but let’s be real. You had a couple one-liners directly aimed at me.

    1) “However, blogging is more than just splashing a few fucking speadsheets onto a page, with a stupid paragraph or two affixed to it. Most people just ignore that sort of crap.”

    I’m the only one that has bunch of posts with spreadsheets on top and a few paragraphs of my market thoughts posted daily after it.

    2) “Inasmuch, you’re better off writing in a bitched-out diary, than competing versus me.”

    My posts are titled “Market Journal”. LOL.

    All this being said, my latest daily market journal is up in the Peanut Gallery. In my defense, looking at IBC comments so far on my daily posts in the past couple weeks, seems like people like them: http://www.ibankcoin.com/peanut_gallery/index.php/2009/05/12/market-journal-more-secondary-action-and-meredith-whitney-time/

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  38. Damon

    Seriously.

    I sense some downside capitulation here.

    Perhaps we will finally find out this was a bear market rally, after all?

    Hmmm.

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  39. The Fly

    First

    Don’t flatter yourself. I rarely read anyone’s stuff.

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  40. FastEddie

    Firstadopter, enjoying your work in the PG. Keep it up! My comments above are towards the stupidity that is rampant in some of the comments posted lately and the garbage people are touting on some financial sites outside of iBC. As you know, the iBC family is always keeping it real and the cream rises to the top.

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  41. hammy

    fly do you ever fucking sleep? how are you going to be able to get up for work tomorrow.

    i hope to god i have the stamina you do when I’m in my early 30s

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  42. j

    Fly never ever sleeps. He likes keeping me company during the asian day.

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  43. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    fuck y’all, anyone else noticing how close CL (crude) towards printing 60s? if it breaks above the 60 mark, we’re in for some LOL

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  44. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    i like how it broke above 60 right when i hit submit. let’s see if this fucker holds above

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  45. Richy

    ^ My take on CL is that once it took out 56.11 it was going to 70$ pretty much regardless.

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  46. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    commodities support lines aren’t like stock, increased prices mean increased supply (unlike relatively static supply of stock), therefore upper-resistance can prove to be heavier than you think. historically at around 60, it becomes profitable for certain types of activity and exploration to be viable. a hold above the $60 mark is significant.

    (IIRC the next level is close to 80 than 70 — when it becomes viable for fossil fuels substitution)

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  47. El Ditto

    That was certainly entertaining.

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  48. mrkcbill

    Yeah Yeah, you still have crop circles in your front lawn.

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  49. Sir Douchebag

    “Me” — fuckin’ pussy.

    Cut to the chase: How much are you down YTD?

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  50. brushbuck

    3 things I’m better at than Fly:

    1. Plumbing
    2. Painting
    3. Spreading fertilizer

    Okay, okay…depending how you look at it, 2 out of 3 ain’t bad.

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  51. ibankkush

    fas has a run of 5%-10% in one direction every day within the first hour of premarket trading.im long and short with 3% stop loss for quick 1-2% ytd gain every day for me. im curious as to why no one thinks to do this besides me. fly, what do u think of this?

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  52. Some Dude

    ibankkush: Simple, most of us aren’t degenerate day traders.

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  53. bait bucket bitchez
    bait bucket bitchez

    Fly needs everyone to join the PPT so he can get a new water pump put in his ’92 Dodge.

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  54. Treepart

    SLAP! was the quick retort from Some Dude

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  55. theman

    true, most of you are only degenerates

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  56. mb

    fuck the ppt, lol. only losers need that shit.

    seeya in jun baby 😉

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  57. TheArtist

    Good Morning Vietnam!

    Well, Boone Pickens, finally got a prediction right over the last 2-3 years from all I’ve herad him say.
    Oil was at around 42.00 a barrel when he went on TV and said he sees oil hit 60.00 before it touches 40.00 again, he said that when oil was just a cunt hair from 40.00 and it has taken months but oil never touched 40.00 since that day and here we are at 60.00. (or at least it touched 60.00 a few minutes ago).

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  58. nah

    delete/too long..

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  59. ppt

    please subscribe… at least for 2 dollars for 1 day pass… i am sooo good… i spit out random numbers that needs to be qualified by fly otherwise they mean nothing…

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  60. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Oil and Natty Gas are fucking on fire bitches. Can someone give me a little fucking credit for nailing the absolute bottom on NG at $12.75!!

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  61. bait bucket bitchez
    bait bucket bitchez

    gapping, jake sez we have trillions of units of natty all over zee place. The price therefore can’t go up, it is a physical impossibility.

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  62. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    bait bucket bitchez: My brokerage account shows a PnL of 40+% in 2 weeks. What do the trillions of units say for anyone else’s account?

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  63. mrkcbill

    Just bought SLV, UNG, SDS,—– Pump price zooming to $3
    Have a wonderful day.

    Jed named his son Jed

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  64. Olmax

    Fly,
    I do bow to your talent. I wondered it you have ever plucked any lucky fucker from the peanut gallery and rewarded them with their own page on your blog site? If you have, I look to this post as the ultimate challenge thrown down by one of the greats in today’s trading cyber world.
    Olmax

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  65. Cash-N-Guns

    shorting FITB…already long FAZ from Friday..ave 5.05…banks suck goat balls….derivatives and Credit cards Poof…your tangible common equity is fucking gone.

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  66. TheArtist

    GappingA, yes, I give you credit, I remember when you wrote that and UNG was at it’s 52 week low on that day.

    Also, coal is on a tear here lately also, ACI was 12.00 -14.00 bucks not too long ago, now it’s 19.00, and Fly’s PCX which he bought I think around the 4.00ish area is now 9.30

    I’m still bullish on commodities that allow the world to continue to spin (like ball bearings) metals, ag plays etc.
    People have to eat, and nothing gets made without metal.

    Isn’t it funny that to make a milling machine requires the parts to be made on another milling machine? so how did the first milling machine ever get made?
    Isn’t it funny that to make a lathe requires its parts to be made on a lathe?
    and
    Isn’t it funny that to manufacture a computer chip requires machines that run on computer chips? so how did they make the first computer chip?

    So with that, who developed the first IQ test? to test for genius? If the test didn’t exist until someone designed it, how do we know that the person that designed the first test was qualified to design said test? and that the first person to reach said “genius” scores was in fact a genius since the person(s) that invented the test were at that time uncertified.

    What’s going on here?

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  67. bait bucket bitchez
    bait bucket bitchez

    What do the trillions of units say for anyone else’s account?

    gapping is god?

    I thought natty was cheap myself, but jake clued me in that it would soon be ten cents a mcf or something.

    ::rolls eyes::

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  68. jeff

    Short now or go to all cash fly.

    Take the gains and buy some power dirt.

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  69. Henry Fool

    XOMA making it’s way to $1 like I said.
    DVAX chugging along
    NG sweet

    I up about 50% YTD

    Thanks Fly

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  70. Razncane

    To Henry Fool

    XOMA on fiyah! Thanks for the gumball Mickey!

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  71. jg

    fig dammit

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  72. Jim

    Gap:

    I followed you on natty and many thanks!

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