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I just bought 20,000 shares of GMO, knowing full well my 20k can make it interesting, if you know what I mean. I’ve delved into a dark world of thinly traded penny stocks, as if I were some sort of degenerate OTB guy. Trust me, I am not.

Typically, I buy multi-billion dollar franchises, with hopes of scalping 10-20% on a trade. But this shit is sheer madness. I am banging out 50% within days, on names, normally, I wouldn’t bother spitting at, let along invest in them.

This is the great reflation trade of 2009, where every fucktard with an e-trade account gets to be rich, if he plays his hand correctly. Fortunes are made and squandered in the market all the time. Yesterday’s black swan is today’s boon, depending on the timing, of course.

I know people who lost millions during the 2000-2002 decline and others who picked up cheap stock in ’02 and bought 10 houses with the obscene winnings.

I don’t know when the party will end. I only know, for a fact, that it will. Do not follow me into crazy eyed trades. Understand something, on one end I am deploying 100k into crap, but taking out 200k on winning trades. Net-net, I’ve been a seller into this melt up, with a cash position nearing 30%.

Just today, I sold a little SONS, all of my NGAS, ERX and a touch of my LVLT, in order to make room for new buys.

As an aside, as predicted, the “stress tests” were a charade, a ploy of sorts to get the bears into the fire. They are now being used as tinder for this rally. I suspect the rally will continue into the mid-May, led by gains in commodity related stocks.

UPDATE: I sold out of my MSO position, north of $3.90.

UPDATE
: I bought 5,000 FTK @ $2.77

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32 comments

  1. I’m under a lotta stress here, but I gotta go with the FLOW…… @$2.21

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  2. TraderCaddy

    Psst. Psst.
    Hey you.
    Degenerate OTB guy.
    Wanna tip.
    Go with WorldCom call options.
    Heard they were going international.
    Don’t tell anyone.

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  3. TheArtist

    this market has officially entered insanoe

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  4. Mushroomz

    Excellent

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  5. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    I am fucking done for the day, I took off just a touch of DXO at 3.30 (40% gain and my biggest position) and I added a little QID 35.30. I did and will not touch UNG as I have a cost basis in the 12’s. I will look to add to UNG at 14.10 if it hits. I have a large cash position at this point too. Tomorrow should be a fucking blast!

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  6. Fly,
    Are you holding FTK through earnings?

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  7. The Fly

    FTK thru earnings= Yes.

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  8. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    NEW YORK (AP) — Bernard Madoff’s longtime secretary said Wednesday that she believes the disgraced financier is not cooperating with authorities in order to protect others, and that he was a flirtatious boss who frequented massage parlors.

    LOL

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  9. TraderCaddy

    Maybe she meant to say message parlors.
    Like Western Union or something similar.

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  10. TheArtist

    anyone buying steel names?

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  11. Oh yeah? But, did Bernie visit OTB parlors – that is the question.

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  12. Miso Horny

    Me remember Bernie. He come for massage and some sucky sucky followed by fucky fucky. He always pay in full and regular customer.

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  13. RC

    Best.Week. Ever.

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  14. stockguy07

    I’ll toss my hat into the ring. MEA = small-crap steal scrap play. Check out what its older buddies SCHN and STLD have done.

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  15. Cuervos Laugh

    X is getting yelled at by the Canadian Government for buying a company here and then idling the plant against agreements.

    http://uk.reuters.com/article/marketsNewsUS/idUKTOR00450820090506

    http://www.bnn.ca/news/9154.html

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  16. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    I think it is safe to say that josh1ngu and DEVILDOG have been thoroughly orca humped. Man I would hate to see the massive amounts that have evaporated from their paper trades. I believe that’s the worst call of the year triple shorting banks nakedly.

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  17. Number Nine

    Yes. I remember Bernard. He used to arrive with Governor Spitzer.
    He was a nice man. Used to bring me a corned beef on rye with an egg cream.

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  18. to gap

    were not you the one that ridiculed DD for his NEW LOWS for weeks on end? until we hit them? go suck c*ck

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  19. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    shorted another 50k q’s 34.88

    now short 150k at 34.98

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  20. Anton Cigur

    Good to see you back, Chivas — With your cleats on, no less.

    Hope Spain & Israel were good trips for you.

    _____________

    Number Nine: That wasn’t an egg cream.

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  21. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    shorted 25k DIA 85.10

    now short 50k DIA 85.07

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  22. malaka

    Flyness I love the team strategy its great. We gotta make coin somehow right. With some of the stocks being bought up by you and the sorry followers who cant make their own investment decisions this is actually working out.

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  23. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    Anton,

    thanks. did make it to Israel. went to Lourdes, France and Spain.

    thanks again

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  24. just saying

    “Best.Week. Ever.”

    typically soon followed by a devastating blow. careful you keep perspective.

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  25. Cash-N-Guns

    what is that smell….Euphoria..to be followed by hysterical cursing as a weeks gains vanish in hours…net short.

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  26. hmmmm

    Microvision-MVIS reports Q1 EPS (13c) vs. consensus of (14c)
    MVIS reports Q1 revenue of $951K vs. consensus of $1.47M

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  27. mrkcbill

    CashnGuns this thing is growing hair…..listen Joe Fudgepacker is still down 50% on his house and life savings. This thing can run for a long time. Throw the charts and fundamentals out the winda.

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  28. Free Trader

    LOL! The beartardness around 3:30 was futile. Could’ve made a comeback, but didn’t. Instead fellow into a murderhole. This is insane. It’s like all these institutions are back to where they started, before all of this mess. Is it a setup only to repeat the meltdown, or will it be different this time around?

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  29. Egg Creme

    Hey-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

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  30. LisaB

    Hey Fly,

    Thanks for your honesty and fair warning on some of those picks. That’s why you are the man.

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  31. Jed

    mrkcbill tweets on twitter….a lot.

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  32. E8

    Took a page outta Fly’s book and raised cash to 35% and will sell more into tomorrow’s euphoria. Sold ANR @ 30 (in @17) but will revisit that. Out of MPEL @ 6 (in @ 4.17) … sold MTW, CRNT & LVLT for modest profits and a double on DAN. Playin’ the pennies till we break down …. my original expectation was spx 910 so pulling in my horns here and will put some shorts on soon …

    Gapp&Yapp: “ORCA HUMPED” …. Spit the Screen on that one!!!

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