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Ape Trading

We will all suckle from The Great Whore, as our lives become even more decadent—even preposterous—all on the bosom oh higher oil prices.

Senor Tropicana has been enjoying his day, via long walks and passing judgment on some of his lowly underlings. See, the stock Gods have blessed “The Fly” with the power to bank coin, for himself and others. Consider me like a comet, racing through Orion’s belt. All a simple man, such as yourself, has to do is grab onto my tail and— ABRACADABRA— your old burlap shirt will be replaced with silk.

Let me say, the trading community in The PPT is banking coin at a profuse rate. I do not say that to make you give me your money. Quite the contrary. I say it to only invoke jealously and anger.

Truth be told, yet again, I have made an egregious purchase today of a very crappy stock, with great hopes of it going parabolic to the upside, similar to my other positions, like NGAS, SD or CROX (sold).

BEHOLD: I bought 100,000 TMR, between .39-.41. I expect to lose my entire investment in the dog. However, should it go to $1.00, I will be pleased.

At the present, I am up more than 4%, with gains in NGAS, ERX, SD, FTK, BRCD, MSO and LVLT.

UPDATE:
I sold out of ERX @ $33.46. And, I sold out of NGAS, north of $2.90, for an egregious win.

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16 comments

  1. charlie

    $TXCO to the moon!!! Well, at least ~1.25

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  2. Homo Bob

    I joined the PPT, having issues logging in. Select payment method comes up. Help a brother out.

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  3. TraderCaddy

    Ironic story about enviro moonbats being rescued at sea by an oil tanker.

    http://wattsupwiththat.com/2009/05/06/eco-sailors-rescued-by-big-oil-tanker/#more-7606

    The tanker should have given them a couple of wind propellers and an air pump and said good luck.

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  4. TheArtist

    man I’m dizzy…….

    any one noticing coal?

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  5. The Fly

    Homo

    The plugin gets delayed, occasionally.

    email me.

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  6. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Note: I am taking a big drink of crude oil and huffing NG like its gold paint.

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  7. j

    Homo

    The plugin gets delayed, occasionally.

    email me.

    At first blink I thought Fly was being rude to one of his customers….. and then i realized there’s someone actually calling himself “Homo”

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  8. stupid me

    Guess I should’ve gotten out of DUG a while ago. Gosh it hurts.

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  9. Believer in Alpha
    Believer in Alpha

    Got in HTGC yesterday and picking up more on dips below $7. Fly, what do you think.

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  10. TraderCaddy

    gapping- You must be drinking a Venti at Starbucks.

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  11. j

    TC:

    You read Watts too. He’s great, hey? The enviro gays like Realclimate hate the guy which is a good thing.. Try Climateaudit too, it’s a little drier but terrific if you can keep up with the math etc.

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  12. Mr. Helpful

    Maybe “homo” is short for homosapien…I hope.

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  13. Fly Leech

    stupid me too. It’s my only short. Bad job at hedging.

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  14. stupid me

    With all due respect Leech, I own the trophy in stupid. Long all last year. Bought shorts at their height at year’s end and losing on them too. So, please, don’t even suggest that you are stupider than me.

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  15. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    TC: I fucking despise Starbucks. I just hate the whole concept of wasting money on shitty liquid. But then again I don’t drink coffee either and I hate iPods / iPhones.

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