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Sucker Saturday

May a local garbage man— accidentally— toss you into his truck, thinking you were just small piece of trash. I am happy to announce my intentions to enjoy “Sucker Saturday” amidst the many chores Mrs. Fly has so graciously squeezed into my overburdened schedule.

At the moment, I am resting from an arduous afternoon of slavery. However, just know, there is much work to be done in the fields of woe.

I shall take my power washer and knock down my neighbors stupid ornaments, while frantically guzzling down chocolate milk and devouring healthy servings of sugary sweet birthday cake. God bless those who inflict diabetes on themselves.

Okay, play time is over. “The Fly” must go back to work, for the weather is first class and the whip is sharp.

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58 comments

  1. ZenProfit

    Happy Birthday (?) Fly

    Are you 35 today?

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  2. Mushroomz

    Crack that whip Mrs. Fly

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  3. JakeGint

    Might I suggest you hire a manservant?

    ____

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  4. DEVILDOG

    Hope you’re getting paid for your toils as you are going to lose a lot of money on your longs bought at the top of the just completed counter trend rally. Going DOWN hard and FAR starting Monday. Enjoy your B’day.

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  5. The Fly

    Its not my birthday, assholes.

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  6. mrkcbill

    Fly are you working in the yard in your Crox?
    Just axin?

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  7. DEVILDOG

    The Fly Says:

    Its not my birthday, assholes.
    April 18th, 2009 at 3:49 pm Vote: Add rating 1 Subtract rating 0

    Good. Fuck you then.

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  8. The Fly

    No fuck you in a blender.

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  9. dave

    Lex Luther and Superman at it again.

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  10. omfgitsjd

    Whatever it takes to make her happy. On go the panties.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewa45majdII

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  11. Generational BOTTOM Picker
    Generational BOTTOM Picker

    omfgitsjd Says:

    Whatever it takes to make her happy. On go the panties.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewa45majdII

    ******************************************
    Who the fuck is THIS clown jumping around onstage?

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  12. optimatis

    quite revealing.

    http://www.goldmansachs666.com/

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  13. freddy krueger

    DevilDog may be correct actually…stats in his side this time

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  14. flys neighbor

    You owe me some ornaments you cheap bug!!!

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  15. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    All idiots in favor of gun control here is what it gets you: http://cbs2chicago.com/local/chicago.shootings.15.2.987979.html

    Guns are “banned” in Chicago and yet we have the highest murder rate from shootings in the US.

    Note: “Banned” is a matter of speaking now with the DC ruling but of course none of the shootings are by legit owners.

    In other news related to investing there is a major demand for ammo right now, some in demand ammo is up 300-500%. I am not sure who will profit that is publicly traded but it may be worth a look investigating. Winchester and Remington are the largest sellers of ammo. Maybe a gunpowder or brass derivative play? Or makers of home ammo presses.

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  16. omfgitsjd

    Dunno the clown’s name. The band is “Revis”

    You know, my money market account has reached a whopping 0.25% interest rate. Maybe I should empty it and buy some guns. lol.

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  17. late to the party
    late to the party

    Happy Birthday Fly!!

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  18. JakeGint

    Next month, dufuses.

    ________

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  19. retardedpoliceman
    retardedpoliceman

    Life ain’t nothin’ but bitches and money, plus chores. Happy pre-dated birthday, Fly. Fuck it, today is EVERYONE’s birthday – let’s get them all over with. Goddam pain in the ass.

    Fly, you could trade forex 24/7 and avoid the whip.

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  20. Mr. Obvious

    I hope you dumb fucks trade better than your reading comprehension level……….It’s an Anniversary Cake to iBankCoin, NOT a birthday cake! Retards.

    As you were Homos, I mean ladies!

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  21. mama

    Best aspect of the PPT is not having to put up will all the silly shit you low-grade piker clowns write in. For considered comment on actual stocks and trading ideas join PPT. Although I feel sullied by FLY’s letting you knuckle-heads have a look see for $2. Sort of like how you feel when you return to your crib after a weekend open house knowing that strange cretins have been looking in your pantie drawer.

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  22. Gold 868.7 ; SP 500 869.8 A “Cross of Gold”?

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  23. arch

    seems there was some jawing about this subject awhile back and the govt wanted to tax each bullet $0.05 ..glad my hunting cabin is stocked..

    gappingandyapping Says:

    In other news related to investing there is a major demand for ammo right now, some in demand ammo is up 300-500%. I am not sure who will profit that is publicly traded but it may be worth a look investigating. Winchester and Remington are the largest sellers of ammo. Maybe a gunpowder or brass derivative play? Or makers of home ammo presses.

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  24. dave

    You can’t find WOLF russian made ammo in almost any caliber online or elsewhere. If demand is that high, the price of ammo isn’t going up in relation to the demand.

    OLN makes smokeless powder.

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  25. arch

    it could be a pre tax demand …but im not sure if the tax will be implemented or if it is already in place

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  26. Screw bullets. Pitchforks and torches.

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  27. Mama:

    Wash your panties. They smell.

    Blow me.

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  28. dick

    n p

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  29. banker

    hey DD, i do not agree with you. I think BAC reports good numbers and banks are exploding higher. Remember all you were laughing when Lewis bought BAC at 4.40 and Damon boutgh JPM at 22.90. Well, you are the morons, not them.

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  30. j

    Yea happy birthday , Fly. Have a great day.

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  31. j

    Banker:

    Ignore Devil Dog. He’s an idiot.

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  32. omfgitsjd

    Some were laughing when I bought JPM at 16, GS for 92, and MS for 18.
    I’m probably more critical about central banks than anybody, but when it comes to the trade, that’s a different story.

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  33. omfgitsjd

    I’ve seen the dog make some pretty good predictions though. I don’t think the leg up will last a whole lot longer. One more bear attack before the bulls rip them apart.

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  34. Damon

    Is it just me, or does this guy seem a little bit pussywhipped?

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  35. omfgitsjd

    No. It’s just a front. He’s gay.

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  36. El Chinadero

    Hey Fly,
    Regarding your amazing comeback last week, what do you attribute it to? Ok you were pissed from that big down day, so you really focused. So was it your focus that allowed you to regain that ground or was it market circumstances or a combination or something else? If it was your focus, then you should be able to duplicate it whenever sufficiently pissed, no? Could you have done it w/o the PPT?
    Fly’s time machine revealed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP95btX8NJE&NR=1

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  37. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Dave: Cabellas has it.

    Arch: My guess is we will be required to donate our ammo and arms to Venezuela soon or face a massive tax.

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  38. dave

    Thanks for the info Gapping. I’m going to the range Tuesday. I wanted to make sure I could order some more before I went shooting.

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  39. Jake

    I think we need a runoff between this so called Mr. Jake Gint and DevilDog. Come on guys, we need someone who knows what they are doing and not some schmuck who thinks he’s smarter than he really is.

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  40. ubangipaperboy

    Why waste gas going to the range? Don’t you have some neighbors you can practice on?

    Live ammo, live targets (for a while).

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  41. JakeGint

    Gee, I wonder who “Jake” is?

    😉

    _______

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  42. arnoldsimage

    ammunitiontogo.com

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  43. skib45

    arnoldsimage you daytrading in DH platinum room still?

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  44. Razncane

    Get glasses old gents and chicks
    Happy Anniversary to iBC

    BTW: Bank Lovers

    http://money.aol.com/article/some-banks-will-show-serious-woes/423255

    Some Banks Will Show Serious Problems
    posted: 31 MINUTES
    Obama administration officials say some banks are going to need more bailout funds, although it is unlikely that the government will need to take over any large financial institutions. “We’re confident that, yes, some are going to have very serious problems, but we feel that the tools are available to address these problems,” says senior presidential adviser David Axelrod.

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  45. E8

    OEW Weekend Update Part I:

    LONG TERM: bear market

    “The bear market of Oct 2007 is now experiencing its best rally to date, and probably the best rally it will have until the bear market concludes. After two sets of five wave declines, labeled as Major waves ABC, ended in Mar 2009. Primary wave A concluded at SPX 667 and Primary wave B began. Our target for Primary wave B remains SPX 1107. Thus far the SPX has rallied 209 points (31%), its best uptrend of the bear market in both points and percentage terms. Despite this stellar performance in just six weeks, the SPX/DOW and FTSE/DAX for that matter, are only at two month highs. Australia is currently at five month highs; Brazil, Hong Kong and India are at six month highs; and China is at eight month highs. The West is seriously lagging the East. Nevertheless, should history repeat itself as it often does, this uptrend should last several more months.”

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  46. E8

    OEW Weekend Update Part II:

    MEDIUM TERM: uptrend

    “As noted above Primary wave A took the form of a zigzag consisting of three Major waves. Primary wave B should also take the form of a zigzag, but with a far less complex structure, and a much much shorter time duration. Just like bull market corrections are sharp and swift. Bear market rallies, of this nature, usually display the same characteristics. We’re anticipating that the internal structure of Primary wave B will consist of three Major waves, with each Major wave subdividing into three Intermediate waves of its own. In EW terms this would be considered a double zigzag: abc-x-abc. Thus far the SPX has rallied from the March 6th low at 667 to a March 26th high at 833 completing Intermediate wave A. Then a pullback to SPX 780 on March 30th completed Intermediate wave B. Now the rally from SPX 780 is forming Intermediate wave C, which upon conclusion will complete Major wave A. After Major wave A ends the uptrend should experience its largest pullback to date to complete Major wave B. The largest pullback thus far has been the 53 point Intermediate wave B. Then Major wave C should also unfold in three Intermediate waves to conclude Primary wave B. In EW terms Primary wave B is currently in the first c of the abc-x-abc.”

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  47. E8

    OEW Weekend Update Part III:

    SHORT TERM

    “Support for the SPX remains at 848 and then 789, with resistance at 912 and then 935. Short term momentum hit overbought on friday and then eased back some into the close. When the uptrend started the market was impulsing until it hit SPX 803 on March 19th. After that a rising diagonal triangle formed to complete Intermediate wave A at SPX 833. A sharp pullback followed to end Intermediate wave B at SPX 780. When Intermediate wave C started it impulsed to SPX 846 on April 2nd, but then started to get a bit choppy just like it did at the end of Intermediate wave A. As a result the entire rally from SPX 780 to fridays high at 876, currently, appears to be taking the form of a diagonal triangle. There’s a rising upper trendline and a rising lower trendline forming a wedge. In order to break out of this potential rally ending pattern the SPX needs to break substantially above the upper trendline this week. Should this occur then the market will re-enter the impulse mode. However, a break below the lower trendline, currently near the OEW 848 pivot, would suggest that Major wave A ended and Major wave B is underway.”

    http://caldaroew.spaces.live.com/default.aspx

    * #1 rated EW blog worldwide

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  48. omfgitsjd

    Bio-weapon delivery systems. This project is ramping up.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCpEcHya7Jk&feature=related

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  49. ZenProfit

    “The End is Near” or maybe not:

    http://www.stockmarketmentor.com/public/1777.cfm

    Fitzpatrick reviews VIX and T2101 indicators to take either side: the current bull run is just about over or it has just started.

    Clearly, The Fly and PPT is of more value.

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  50. retardidpoliceman
    retardidpoliceman

    All this talk, both simple-wise and technical-wise, of whether the market continues up or not, and who’s gonna get their face ripped off in banks or tech, is of no use to the trader whose maximum holding time for any security is 93 seconds.

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  51. DEVILDOG

    banker Says:

    hey DD, i do not agree with you. I think BAC reports good numbers and banks are exploding higher. Remember all you were laughing when Lewis bought BAC at 4.40 and Damon boutgh JPM at 22.90. Well, you are the morons, not them.
    April 19th, 2009 at 12:18 am Vote: Add rating 3 Subtract rating 2

    You’re right. The banks are going to explode.

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  52. carson

    Why worry about the banks when you can by some good ol..crox. Just bought a pair, and the new one’s that just came out are cool. Crox’s not for everyone, just the elite shopper.

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  53. SteveThe Neighbor
    SteveThe Neighbor

    Fly- Are you talking about my Hanukkah ornaments and in particular the giant menorah on my roof that blinks on and off?
    I told you that I will take them down as soon as you take away the “Obama For President” signs you posted on your lawn last Fall.

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  54. 308

    wow, Citigroup out with a crazy one…
    19 Apr 09 21:25 EDT
    AMZN: Upgrading AMZN To Buy With A $97 PT (from $65)

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  55. arnoldsimage

    yes i am, skib.

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  56. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    COMMON SHAREHOLDER PANIC TIME NAO?

    Everyone else can get all schadenfreude, You Laugh, You Lose.

    (I guess this is why those fuckers were so eager to pay it back)

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  57. masterpain

    Fly isnt this your asshat of 08 The turnaround battering investors who use mathematical models to pick stocks is making heroes out of last year’s worst-performing money managers. Bill Miller, who lost 55 percent in 2008 running the Legg Mason Value Trust after beating the Standard & Poor’s 500 Index for a record 15 straight years, is topping the measure again. Value investors buy companies that are the cheapest relative to their earnings or assets

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  58. Dwqrofvn

    cdATEK

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