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The Fly Wins Again

You’re all idiots. I am not your Pastor. I am not your kids school teacher. Hell, I am a nothing more than a leaf in the wind, a blogger of sorts, yet for some odd reason you think I am beholden to you.

Fly gets a stock pick wrong: “OMG ROFL WTF.” Fly gets a pick right: “YEAH OMG FLY IS GOD.”

Fuck off, lady.

Dude, get a hold of yourself: this is a fucking blog, not some sort of Broadway show, whereby the audience gets to throw celery at the performers. I will fucking punch your eyebrows off for a half twisted smirk, let alone all of the bullshit you spew in the comments section.

All you need to know, emphatically, is that I am better than you, whether it be investing, a game of darts or even flipping through television channels: “The Fly” does it better.

So, with that established, understand, you are not qualified to leave messages for Senor Tropicana. Go whistle Dixie at a Tea Party, asshat.

As for trading:

I am winning again. That’s all I feel like saying, at this moment in time.

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50 comments

  1. j

    Fly;

    You realize you have a nicer temperament when you lose money. Relative wise of course you’re not as abusive to the readership. Odd?

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  2. Dr. Incognito

    John Madden is retiring. Prepare for new lows.

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  3. mrkcbill

    He says, dressed in his long white robe and turquoise crox

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  4. Cash-N-Guns

    SRS getting ready to goat rape Dick Bove…too bad Dick..

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  5. JohnN

    Hell, I am a nothing more than a leaf in the wind, a blogger of sorts,.

    I love it when you wax all poetic like, and like a famous person once said,”Who needs stock picks when there’s Index etf’s?” (might of been Anton)

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  6. The Fly

    Wax on-Wax off.

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  7. The Zombie

    The Fly is God.

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  8. Mark (it's a new Bull Market) Haines
    Mark (it's a new Bull Market) Haines

    I LOVE me some Crox !

    I gotem in every color !

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  9. skvm bvkkit

    The Fly always wins, just ask him, he will tell you. Take his word for it, he never loses.

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  10. The Fly

    Ban Skum Bucket again.

    Thanks.

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  11. skvm bvkkit

    Eat my shit asshole.

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  12. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    I’m a leaf on the wind (Serenity spoiler…)

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  13. FASB

    Please, bestow upon us more FIFO Stock Sales.

    14% is chumpshit in this market.

    -FASB

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  14. j

    How many times has scum bucket been banned? This is like a roll on roll off relationship.

    I think you ought to go easy on him as he seems like a serious substance abuser.

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  15. PRICERUNNER`

    You know this is a real Bull Market and it is acting just like the Top on the last market. The market is in Distribution state. I am having a hard time finding any low risk set ups for long or short but it looks like the inverse ETF’s could be set up in 3 days. I will not hold any stocks on Friday or Monday as this is the markets best trash days. The second mouse gets the cheese so I will wait for low risk setups. Fuck this shit the VIX is rising, we have low volume, we are overbought, Price and trends will be my friend!

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  16. Maria Bartilingus
    Maria Bartilingus

    Isn’t that amazing! So Fly, people are saying this might be some consolidation towards a bottom. Could you give us your quick view on this? This perhaps not being a normal inventory led cyclical, would you say that CROX is a bellwhether of the broader market? Dennis Kneale has been raving about your blog by the way…

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  17. PPT

    fly gets ready to buy some stocks that are PPT Sells and to sell some that are PPT Buys. But PPT changes so quickly during the day, i mean what can you do… just trust that 15 minutes ago it was a buy…
    Hey fly ban me too you asshole

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  18. j

    Sold more gold right here as 880 is big level it’s broken through on the charts. This shit has no legs.

    Bought Aussie against it.

    Stop loss brought down to 895.5

    Yes Cuervos i do look at charts support and possible resistance levels.

    this thing could motor down to 855 without really trying.

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  19. mustard seeds

    I must have missed the note. Is today when the children at day care get to post on this blog?

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  20. WardandJuneCleaver
    WardandJuneCleaver

    My Gosh.
    The language on this blog is hurtful to the Beaver’s ears.
    We told him that he is forbidden to read this blog anymore and he told us “to stick it up our asshats.”

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  21. Cash-N-Guns

    gold looks to break down to 841-805 range from here..

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  22. insidetrader

    thanks for rfmd,ovti- a great site lets not forget ntri and the wild wings from years past.fly offers information and interpretation for you malecretants if you dont like or understand his message-please turn on cnbc and listen to jack welsch probably the biggest asshole i’ve seen- pushing his wifes book10min when jack gets it up-10months the last tme jack got it up-10years-last time she thought of doing him.

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  23. Jack Welch's Tailor
    Jack Welch's Tailor

    Jack, you have missed your last few appointments?

    What should I do with all of farchatta GE I’m holding?

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  24. brushbuck

    New Contest!? Pick the price and date at which S&P and Gold converge.

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  25. j

    Monday morning. Any market center.

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  26. TheArtist

    Dennis Kneale is a fucking idiot!

    I’m of course just reminiscing from my days when I used to watch CNBC….life is much better now.

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  27. mustard seeds

    Tomorrow 868.8

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  28. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Hey Fly do you name your pets after yourself like Obama? I know you had a goldfish but didn’t know if you had a dog.

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  29. j

    have you guys heard what some of the prices of condos are going for in Florida?

    condo selling for $1.5 now $600

    condo for $600 now for $100

    Fuckme….

    problem is maintenance fees of course.

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  30. JakeGint

    I was finally able to get my bizarre cover picture loaded into the WordPress robot, so 1,000 Feet, Part II: Stealthy Comes the Bull is ready for your review.

    Thanks again for your feedback.

    Off to some bullcrap meeting…

    _____________

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  31. wb

    Dude, I’m only here because you’re a Broadway performer. And I like the abuse. So if you can’t take the celery, get off the stage.

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  32. the prof

    four more contracts short here…

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  33. Dinosaur Trader

    I challenge you to a channel switching competition, bitch.

    -DT

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  34. arthat

    SRS broken again (not that I’m trading it)

    SRS at +0.5%
    top 10 holdings mostly sub :

    Simon Property Group, Inc SPG 44.40 +0.40 (0.91%) 10.29B 4.04M 43.85 44.335 42.47
    Public Storage PSA 62.81 -1.01 (-1.58%) 10.62B 1.15M 64.4 64.4 61.4
    Vornado Realty Trust VNO 40.60 -0.66 (-1.60%) 6.41B 1.71M 40.61 41.26 39.09
    Annaly Capital Management, Inc. NLY 14.21 -0.23 (-1.59%) 7.72B 3.47M 14.47 14.47 14.015
    Equity Residential EQR 21.42 -0.98 (-4.37%) 5.83B 2.01M 22.41 22.41 20.7
    HCP, Inc. HCP 21.00 -0.31 (-1.45%) 5.32B 1.55M 21.06 21.56 20.27
    Boston Properties, Inc. BXP 42.50 -0.37 (-0.86%) 5.14B 1.23M 42.69 42.9 41.04
    Plum Creek Timber Co. Inc. PCL 32.02 -0.33 (-1.02%) 5.21B 1.02M 32.83 33 31.36
    Ventas, Inc. VTR 27.06 -0.35 (-1.28%) 3.88B 1.32M 27.37 27.41 26.17
    AvalonBay Communities, Inc. AVB 54.00 -1.53 (-2.76%) 4.31B 942,724.00 54.94 55.53 52.56

    I reiterate my call to get downfront and personal with each individual book-shitter rather than use this “tool”.

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  35. Cash-N-Guns

    shorting oil here via long ERY, short gold via long DZZ, carry on mental patients.

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  36. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Where is DEVILDOG? I heard new lows were coming. Viper money to be made.

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  37. Keyser Soze

    The game plan seems to be to run them up to 900 before they sell in May and go away.

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  38. j0sh1ngU

    i covered some will put back on higher. as i seeing us going a little higher today

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  39. Jed

    Zombie dyes is little peach fuzz mustache to make it visible…..so Fly can punch it off.

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  40. Some Dude

    hahaha anyone else in RFMD as per “Fly’s” reco a few days ago? $$$$ % wise.

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  41. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    CROX is going nuts.

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  42. RC

    I think the whole PPT was in RFMD.

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  43. Fly Leech

    Fly, I’m getting thirsty.

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  44. Fly Leech

    Step in the mud and let me kiss the “soul” of your feet through your CROX.

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  45. jingle

    another Fly pick is AMKR– that just broke out.

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  46. Anonymous

    General Growth Properties files for bankruptcy

    NEW YORK (MarketWatch) — After several round of waivers from creditors and a long struggle to stay afloat, the nation’s second largest mall operator, General Growth Properties, on Thursday filed for bankruptcy protection, saying it couldn’t reach an out-of-court consensus on how to restructure its mounting debt pile.

    yet the stock traded flat? any reason it didn’t tank?

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  47. Tokyo Joe

    I taught The Fly well !

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  48. I thought Fly was Joe?

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  49. anthony@pacific

    …those WERE the days…eh Joe ?

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  50. GovtFunds

    The fly is a roach

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