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Leprechaun Raped

People are getting drunk and buying stocks again. It looks like the bulls are pressing the envelope here, making life difficult for the bears. As a result, expect to see first class short squeezes.

Look for names with high short interest per share ratios. Match them up with decent technicals; then BAM, start cutting off some fucking bear heads.

Despite Dr. Death visiting AA and NUE, UYM is almost flat for the day. That’s amazing. If I was into buying stocks and shit, I’d buy UYM, Ci, UNH and maybe a little KIE. However, I’d do so in small numbers, considering this market is one bad press release away from a down 500 day.

Keep in mind, people want the market to go higher. Spring is here; the smell of money is in the air. Can you smell it?

Answer: Of course you cannot. Fucking pikers.

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27 comments

  1. Pete

    LOL

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  2. Being out of the market, I thought the Fly would be leading the Leprechaun parade up 5th avenue to the Pot of Gold dressed in his finest green suit!

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  3. The Contractor

    The Market is drunk on Baileys Irish Cream and Guinness.

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  4. O'TraderCaddy

    Maybe so but with a leprechaun there is always a wee bit of gold at the end of a rainbow (so I am told).

    The only thing I smell now is dead squirrel.

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  5. JakeGint

    I smell your clients’ money.

    Sitting on the sideline.

    All lonely ‘n shit.

    ____________

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  6. Razncane

    The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried.

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  7. EmployeeO'8

    Congrats TC … Whiskey & Shotgun?

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  8. MOOBER

    Days like today I wish I lived in a big city for a cool St Patty parade. Old school, green beer, cigars, frickin Leprechaun rape, the whole schmear

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  9. JakeGint

    From my brother today:

    An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees an old fashioned Persian oil lamp sitting down at the other end. He walks down to it and rubs it.

    Out pops a genie.

    The Djiin says, “I will give you three wishes.”

    The Irishman thinks awhile. Finally he says, “I want a beer that never is empty.” (Not surprisingly)

    With that, the genie waves his hand and after “poof” sound there on the bar is a bottle of Guinness. The Irishman starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes.

    The Mick says, “I want two more of these.”

    _____________

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  10. EmployeeO'8

    and Gay Rights parades?

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  11. ritchie

    I can’t smell jack with my allergies…

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  12. O'TraderCaddy

    EO’8- Actually I accidentally hit one with the car in my driveway.
    Only another 100 or so left to go.

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  13. RC

    lol @ post & thread

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  14. Just another Paddy
    Just another Paddy

    From yesterday

    DEVILDOG Says:

    …. BTW, we rally BIG tomorrow right into the closing bell. Odd no? Hopefully, you’ll get a clue soon.

    March 16th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    Juice Says:

    D-dog … you are not the real DDOG … if u r, you’ve lost your way .. tomorrow is way more likely to be down into the bell

    March 16th, 2009 at 2:53 pm

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  15. PRICERUNNER

    In on SNDA short squeeze. Tight stop. Already past break even.

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  16. EO'8

    Anyone buying FAZ here … $VIX looks to be bottoming here?

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  17. jg

    solid pic.

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  18. GARR

    Stocks cannot go red on St. Patty’s day. That Sir would be an abomination.

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  19. charge off

    Mastercard breaking the fuck out

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  20. T MOE

    This is the point where the fools are getting sucked in and sucked in hard. Especially when every dumbass that comes on CNBC says now is the time to buy.

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  21. to MOE

    we are only about 100 SPX points over the lows, this rally can go for a while before a significant pullback. If tomorrows fed meeting has anything good to say – it may fly over 800…

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  22. Rex

    I have one word for today: Chinese HOGS and FEED! There are a lot of china peeps that love their pork.

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  23. Jed

    mrkcbill is bait for horny Leprechauns.

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  24. Jed

    Fake Jed ^^^ but still sorta funny

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  25. Rex

    DEVILDOG is god today

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  26. PRICERUNNER

    Short squeeze time. Ck out GLW.

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  27. Big Top

    The Fly’s clients are in cash as he prepares to jump ship for a new firm….thereby setting the stage to clownrape his current employer of his client’s assets. All is fair in love and war.

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