iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,460 Blog Posts

Much too Busy

I think it’s funny to see Dennis Kneale make a mathematical fool of himself on national tv. I think it’s funny to see Dennis Kneale on a financial television show, without possessing rudimentary mathematical skills.

“The Fly” is excellent at math and can calculate numbers in his head, while chewing gum, drinking coffee, exercising or eating cake. “The Fly” can do lots of stuff.

Speaking of which, I’ve been busy with my “real life work.” Let it be known, I spend far too much time playing games with you retards on the internets. Quite frankly, I am too busy for you.

As for the markets:

A little pullback, following a carnival-like melt up, is to be expected. Quit being so stupid and antsy. If you do not have the stones to suffer temporary set backs, take your money out of the market and go wash dishes for a living.

Fuck GS and their “Johnny come late” downgrade of AXP.

On a dip, I will buy nothing. How about that? I told you fuckers “The Fly” was fully invested at 50%.

As you now know, “The Fly” does not lie.

So, my game plan is to sell my longs into strength.

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

37 comments

  1. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Bullshit, your a space alien magician! You can multitask like NBA players with whores.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. RC

    Pfffff.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  3. Mushroomz

    Karmas baaaackkkk!!!!!

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  4. Razncane

    Missed the rally plunge to buy FAZ under $52…now at 60 again. Unreal

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  5. DPeezy

    I don’t know, but that ‘Danger’ sign is fucking classic. Props to the iBC Photoshop Monkeys.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  6. you STFU good job buying when we was up 325+ yesterday ill wait til the sandp is at 700 then pull the triger till then im long tza at 9;50 am agenst your tna since the russel 2000 is pretty much the weaksest index out ther

    GOOD CALL CAPTIN ASSHAT!!!!!!

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  7. mustard seeds

    The problem is FLY can’t tell if the time machine is going backwards or forward, this image keeps popping up on the accelerometer screens:

    http://media.charlotteobserver.com/smedia/2008/10/06/20/937-The_Daily_Edit_0001.standalone.prod_affiliate.138.JPG

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  8. Ed

    Fly..u think uptick rule will spark short covering? why? the fundamentals r stil fu$%ed

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  9. Henry Fool

    The “MARKET”
    She’s got a serrated edge
    that she moves back and forth
    It’s such a simple machine she doesn’t have to use force
    When she gets what she wants,
    she puts the rest on a tray in a ziplock bag

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  10. Thanks Market Fool for posting that vid in the previous thread. Defazio really got my blood boiling.

    If this goes through, I want to nominate Defazio asshat of the decade!

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  11. Pete

    Hey Fly, are you thinking of writing a book?

    I would so buy it. I dont know how you do it. Your posts are always funny, insulting, educational, all at the same time.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  12. The Cult of iBC

    Gotta love the info & antics here.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  13. Baron Wrathchild
    Baron Wrathchild

    Go AMZN!

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  14. Ward and June Cleaver
    Ward and June Cleaver

    AMZN is a Eddie Haskell sell.
    Which means it is a buy.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  15. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Meridith Whitney needs to shut her bloody gash. Yes bitch you got your own firm and you made a good call on Citi. Now shut the fuck up before you don’t have anything to analyze anymore, slut. Oh and fuck that man in tights too.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  16. omfgitsjd

    I decided to go 80% cash, lock in the egregious profit, and see what happens.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  17. Fly, are you more than 50% long due to the TNA?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  18. TraderCaddy

    Interesting story about the Legend of a Message in Abraham Lincoln’s watch.
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/03/10/AR2009031001449.html?hpid=topnews

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  19. The Zombie

    Jed tries to pass off expired coupons at Arbys.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  20. Rep. Peter Defazio
    Rep. Peter Defazio

    Be sure to send a check for 1/2 the proceeds of all your stocks sales to us.

    You can make the check out to Barry Obama LLC

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  21. Junk Spread

    “I think it’s funny to see Dennis Kneale make a mathematical fool of himself on national tv. I think it’s funny to see Dennis Kneale on a financial television show, without possessing rudimentary mathematical skills.”

    Let me add on thing. It’s funny to see Dennis Kneale… Period.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  22. karma

    +1

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  23. Ritchie

    We will break through 7000 DOW tomorrow

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  24. JakeGint

    Cool stuff, TC.

    _________

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  25. The Contractor

    Thanks for posting that article TC.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  26. j_remington

    Near-term, what are the odds of more strength than this a.m.?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  27. malaka

    Who honestly I mean honestly believes that we still go green tomorrow ?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  28. RC

    i do.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  29. Atlas

    I need a Devil Dog prediction from which to trade opposite.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  30. devil dog 2

    DOW to the MOOON

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  31. natural child

    I am calling the bottom. I am going all in with my four figure account. Let her Ride!! I will see you on the other side, bitches. YAHOO!!!!!!

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  32. Cash-N-Guns

    bears to be gored once again today…741 S&P shortly…fuck that grease ball italian dick talking his book about shorting financials…that is so last week

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  33. steve

    Hey I just saw the fly on CNBC!!

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  34. malaka

    Easy on the grease ball comments : )

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  35. TraderCaddy

    Biriny is now a daytrader.
    Now if he would only loosen his belt so his voice can go lower.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  36. stucktrader

    true dat Fly,

    holding my FAZ puts… altho should have sold when @Dow 7000 and rebuy when it dropped below 6900. I use pebbles and rocks to calculate things, so i guess i need to keep learning from the FLY…

    holding my FAS… missed the peak, but this has to head higher…

    Gio says the bears just need to step on the trap… maybe they will stick their snout in it for the last hour.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  37. Cash-N-Guns

    bank meltup coming shortly….on accounting lite being on tap soon..mark downs- become mark up…damn it…Roubini and Whitney clown fucked in the ear.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"