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Your Holding Cells Await You

Good times.
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f03zZA___Ho 450 300]

Good times, part II
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGgzW9r0QrM 450 300]

NOTE: “The Fly” is all about conspiracy theories, after midnight. During work hours, not so much.

UPDATE: Change is NOT a comin’! Fuck this country. I’m withholding taxes. Go ahead, try to make me pay.

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46 comments

  1. Pete

    What the fuck is going on here? Every other blog post is some fucktard from Fox News thats all of a sudden a economist that can predict the fucking future.

    Fuck them.

    Since when is NEWS someones damn opinoin? Do you notice this? CNN, CNBS, FOX, MSNBC.

    95% of the time, they have some fucktard on TV giving there opinoin of WHAT THEY THINK IS GOING ON. That is opinoin. NOT NEWS.

    The state of the media is so retarded. Shame on these idiots for calling themselves journalist.

    These assholes are on the net getting the news. Putting it on national broadcast. I can get the news faster then them.

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  2. The Fly

    I insist you believe in all conspiracies, else space aliens will probe your body, if you know what i mean.

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  3. ZMoose12

    Ahhh yes! I watched this yesterday…. This country is craaazy.

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  4. Pete

    Haha, you know whats funny? When I was a kid I used to read these books and watch tv shows about aliens abducting humans and putting stuff into the humans to do things.

    I used to believe it. Now that I am older and a space nut, I think how retarded that was. If you have the technology to fly from 1 star system to another, why the hell would you fly all the way to earth to put a probe up someones ass?

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  5. buckeye bob

    Good thinking Fly, the NSA computers are slower after midnight.

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  6. Commie BM

    Aliens cured my anal warts.

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  7. Braveflaps

    “If you have the technology to fly from 1 star system to another, why the hell would you fly all the way to earth to put a probe up someones ass?”

    Why?

    Because you can.

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  8. Commie BM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AMy2fy_Uo4

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  9. Sierra Water

    Fly since you like conspiracies, enjoy!

    http://sciencedude.freedomblogging.com/2009/03/03/small-quake-felt-across-orange-county/20853/

    http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/01/28/1043534050248.html

    Here is my response in comments:

    Funny how everyone here is drinking the media Kool Aid. People, have you ever heard of PhantomWorks(Boeing)? Black Ops? … probably not.. The government likes to run their antigravity 2nd generation Aurora/F35/JSF flights out over Airspace Treaty waters in the pacific while your tucking your kids to bed. The Aurora can fly at speeds greater than mach 5. There are unsubstantiated reports that it can run at Mach 12. Rest assured your tax dollars were at work last night.. The OC Register’s assertion that it was an F-18 is quite comical and typical. These events are what those who work in black ops as “Sky Quakes”.

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  10. wiglebot

    look no further than THE CREATURE FROM JEKYLL ISLAND.

    I used to think Griffin was nuts, but he nailed it.

    Read reviews on Amazon if you have not heard of it.

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  11. potatomuncher

    They spew this crap because it’s easy. Anything more and they’d actually have to do real work. Why research, analyze, and then take the time to present a cogent piece of work that you actually have to stand behind and defend when the guy on the next channel can just trot out some moron expert to spew “one side” of the “debate”. They avoid all sense of responsibility by doing so.

    Was working out today and saw Anderson Cooper 360. God it was terrible. 15minutes on three dead guys in a boat with looped footage. 15minutes on Barbara Bush’s heart surgery with looped footage. 15minutes on the “conspiracy” to take down Rush Limbaugh.

    I work in media and I take the time to do well researched pieces. Most of my work takes at least week to do. These jack asses just go up there and throw shit on the wall for an hour. CNN, Fox News, whatever, they’re all crap. The only things resembling researched material on TV comes from 60 Minutes and stuff like Frontline. The rest might as well sit beside Days of Our Lives and Sabado Gigante.

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  12. j

    Flyster.

    Dude, every link is FOx now? I like it.

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  13. ryan

    Mark to market is coming, to help out your longs, but it’s still just another trick

    http://concisetrading.blogspot.com/
    Ryan

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  14. ottnott

    Uncle Sam isn’t giving up. We can’t give up on him.

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  15. Juice

    Pete, I completely agree. What happened to objective journalism, just reporting the facts? Perhaps that is possible only in theory. imo, including the obvious offenders at Fox News & MSNBC, Lou Dobbs is the absolute worst. He comes off as some kind of moral policeman. I recently met an anchor of CNN business news who once worked with the guy; couldn’t stand him & his ego problems.

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    Fly – can I sign up for one month of the PPT and if I like it, get that deducted from a years subscription?

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    On the subject of after midnight conspiracy theories ..

    The following is worth mentioning: According to the Pleiadians/Plejarans, such “Foo Fighters” or disks were constructed in Germany but were never test flown, let alone put into service. Anyone claiming such flying devices reached speeds of several thousand kilometers per hour, flew at altitudes of 12.000 meters [36,000 ft.], and actually reached Mars, is talking complete nonsense. The authentic story about these events is discussed in the 254th contact conversation with Ptaah on November 28, 1995:

    Billy: “. . . You know, my dear friend, now and then one hears strange things regarding the German flying disks. Is it true that the Germans actually attempted to fly them, and did the disks reach altitudes of up to 12,000 meters?

    Ptaah: Such claims are absurd. The “Flying Tops,” as they were called, were never finalized in Germany. However, flying disks were eventually built some time later in other countries, e.g., in South America. In the former Soviet Union and in America attempts were also made to construct such flying devices after pertinent blueprints fell into the hands of Germany’s occupying forces. These blueprints were incomplete in that those who held the plans needed to input a great deal of effort to construct the flying disks. These units were and are flown in terrestrial air space only to this day, excluding, of course, a particular group of people in South America of which you are well aware.

    Billy: Can you also tell me whether the blueprints for this type of flying disks secured by the occupying forces were the same ones you people telepathically transmitted to the Germans via impulses? Who was actually in charge in Germany?

    Ptaah: The transmissions were directed to two men, Schriever and Miethe who, on their own, had drawn up plans for the “Flying Tops.” These blueprints fell into the hands of the Americans and Soviets who began studying and constructing the units. Also, through theft, the group in South America obtained copies of the same “Flying Tops.”

    Billy: One can say with certainty that this group consisted of high-ranking Nazis who fled from Germany after the war ended and disappeared in South America.

    Ptaah: You should not mention any more about this subject.

    Billy: Of course not. — On account of World War II, disk-shaped flying objects were observed also in Germany, indeed, worldwide . . .

    Ptaah: You are correct in this, yes. However, these flying objects were not of terrestrial origin. They belonged to us and to our allies from the federation.

    Billy: This would mean that the flying disks which had been observed were not related to the flying disks, respectively “Flying Tops” disks, or Foo Fighters, of the Germans. Claims to the contrary, therefore, are actually foolish assertions by liars, fantasists, and know-italls. We’ve wanted to know about this for a long time.

    Ptaah: What I have told you only refers to the Schriever and Miethe Foo Fighters.

    Billy: You mean there were others?

    Ptaah: Yes, others did exist. However, they were part of a private research program conducted by power hungry Nazis who drew upon Schriever’s and Miethe’s blueprints. Efforts to develop and test fly their Foo Fighters were underway with positive results in Germany at that time.

    Billy: By the group now in South American?

    Ptaah: Your conjecture is correct.

    Billy: And all of this took place right under the nose of the Gestapo?

    Ptaah: Many influential members of the Gestapo and its SS-leadership were secret, active participants who attempted to prevent the rest of the world from gleaning any information about the construction, test flights, and other matters. When the war ended, they fled Germany and went to South America, taking with them all of their material and staff. This was not a difficult task, for the Foo Fighters had reached a point were they had the capability of circling the Earth non-stop and transporting all required personnel and materials to South America before the Allied Forces could seize them — or prior to the Allied Forces finding out anything about these secrets.

    Billy: So that’s how this all happened. How far did the construction of Schriever’s and Miethe’s Foo Fighters progress?

    Ptaah: The prototype for the first test flight was available on July 15, 1941. We monitored this very closely. The Foo Fighter was, however, not constructed according to the data we had transmitted, for we had intentionally made them ineffective by then, as we could foresee the grave danger they would present for terrestrial mankind. [Comments by

    Billy: The Pleiadians/Plejarans transmitted data for the construction of flying disks to the Germans Schriever and Miethe at the end of the 1920s and beginning of 1930s with the intent to produce an aeronautical technology that would help prevent the looming warfare conflicts. Unfortunately, they soon realized that this technology would be used for the exact opposite purposes. For this reason, the Pleiadians/Plejarans counteracted the undertaking again.] We did not attempt to interfere in the development of Schriever’s and Miethe’s Foo Fighter until we suddenly recognized that the units also posed an immense threat to mankind. Once we realized the flight was going to be a full success, and that mass production of the Foo Fighter would result, we intervened during the preparations to the first test flight. A successful flight would have signified that these flying machines were to assist their producers with the domination and enslavement of all mankind, which was not, and will not be in the future, their (humankind’s) intended purpose. We sought the counsel of Arahat Athersata about our approach regarding this special case, and we then complied with the advice to impair the project and to completely destroy the Foo Fighter and three half-finished prototypes by transmitting malfunctions into the Foo Fighter mechanism. [Comment by Billy: These malfunctions were also manipulated into the blueprints.] The mechanisms were demolished through explosions.

    Billy: Why didn’t you do that with those who later fled to South America?

    Ptaah: They did not present a danger to the world and mankind then nor do they today. Since that time they have dwindled into a small group which possesses no fighting power and is slowing dying out. The group consists only of men and it is unlikely any descendants will result from them. They have an aversion against women and children and live purely for their technological interests, and their desires to control the world. The latter they will have no capability of achieving, of course. Although they frequently travel the world in their flying disks, which have even been sighted occasionally, they nonetheless live as recluses. With the fear of being betrayed by newcomers, they solicit no followers from the outside world. Furthermore, they have grown old since the war, with the youngest being 78 years today. The entire group currently consists of a mere 334 men from the original of more than 2,000. The others passed away from illness or perished in accidents, e.g., when their experiments went awry or their flying disks crashed.”

    Here ends the excerpt from my conversation with Ptaah. This probably clarifies the fact that the Germans never did possess flying disks or Foo Fighters in which they could dash around the globe or reach Mars — excluding, of course, the Gestapo and Nazi officials’ secret constructions, whose existence remained so concealed that not a word about them ever reached the public. Although their flying disks were sighted occasionally, no one has ever discovered that these devices belonged to a super secret Gestapo-Nazi- Society, about which nothing was known even to this day.

    That the hear-say accounts about the purported German flying disks/Foo Fighters spread in the first place, considering the extreme secrecy of the project, hinges on the fact that certain data was somehow “leaked” to the outside. In no time flat the news simmered in the pots of rumor kitchens, whereupon fantastic stories were concocted about flying disks/Foo Fighters which were said to have reached altitudes of 12,000 meters [7½ miles] and Mach 2 or more during their first test flight (which never did take place). Additionally, a fairy tale tells of the Germans having flown to Mars, landing and performing studies there, so that they could inhabit the planet one day. — Complete nonsense, all of it.

    Billy

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  16. common sense 2

    This thread is retarded. Turn off your f’ing TV and get a life.

    Stop posting crap fly.

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  17. When a GOP is back in the Casa Blanca, Glen Beck will go back to being a pro-government cheer-leading cocksucker.

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  18. 🙂

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  19. Juice

    Making the rounds …

    Jon Stewart shreds CNBC

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  20. Phil_from_Brazil
    Phil_from_Brazil

    Jon Stewart went elbow-deep up CNBC’s ASS. THAT WAS THE BEST VIDEO IN THE HISTORY OF THE DAILY SHOW. EVER.

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  21. mrkcbill

    Ott…very funny

    Juice: Thanks for sharing… Jon is obviously being lit up as well. Its a bitch making egregious money and losing egregious money huh Jon. Jon was a great stand up, maybe he should hit the road again.

    Juice: Thanks for asking that PPT question for the rest of us Jewish Guys. I was thinking more on the lines of…Sir Fly this is how much I have for you? You want it?

    This is a pretty good summary of the State of Union
    http://www.kansascity.com/business/story/1067810.html

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  22. Juice- that was the smackdown of the year,thanks for the link!

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  23. Brit Trash

    Why the hell would you fly all the way to earth to put a probe up someones ass?

    Olga Kurylenko?

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  24. mrkcbill

    Cashin will get his big rally …only problem the Dow will be under 5 when he gets it.

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  25. GM is BM

    Jon Ex-funny socialist Idiot. I can’t make it through the show. He shouldn’t go where he has no business.
    Thanks Fly-ISRG
    PPT thinking about it!

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  26. TraderCaddy

    Fly says:
    UPDATE: Change is NOT a comin’! Fuck this country. I’m withholding taxes. Go ahead, try to make me pay.

    Fly is building up his resume to work in Obama’s administration in Treasury.

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  27. Phil_from_Brazil
    Phil_from_Brazil

    Can you imagine the Fly as Treasury-meister?
    Talking about “open murderholes”, “clownrapes”, “swan-dives”, and “homo hammers of death”. It would make the Depression all the more colorful for the proletariat masses as they watched their 401k’s get zapped. ;o)

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  28. TraderCaddy

    Phil- Better yet imagine Fly testifying in front of Congress.
    He would have to pass out the iBC Dictionary to the Committee people so they could understand what he was saying.

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  29. Blow Up

    You are driving me nuts again.

    TMOE;

    I didn’t buy DUG yesterday because OIL is moving with the DOW. At any moment the Dow could have a 500 point move up and take OIL with it. Remember Oil will be an inflation hedge it can move on a dime. It is a hard asset. The risk reward isn’t there yet. Just make sure to use stops and move them up. Oil will be a good trade both up and down this year. For now at least?

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  30. TGiR

    AAII reporting bearish percentage is at 70%, highest ever on record goign back to oct 1987. Remember the crowd is always right.

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  31. Fly, the word today is TZA, not TNA.

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  32. TraderCaddy

    NAZ (Q’s)(picked up some in pre-market) could be good long early scalp.
    Maybe SMH, too.
    Acting well on a relative basis.
    Spitzer in and out trades until things settle down.

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  33. kidstock

    Newsflash: Citigroup shares now available over the counter at your local dollar store….

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  34. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Anyone take my advice and buy ADBE?

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  35. Phil_from_Brazil
    Phil_from_Brazil

    Glad I didnt cover any shorts yesterday. Took it in the backdoor and sucked it up. My reward?
    Now, we go lower.

    The problem with this “bottom” is… it’s not a bottom. Volatility continues to be low and financials are getting fist-fucked on a daily basis.

    My line in the sand is 7050. If the DOW tags that price, I cover all my shorts. Until then, I keep riding this biatch south.

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  36. TheArtist

    Good morning sunshine…

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  37. TraderCaddy

    Done for the AM (I think).
    Thanks SMH,QQQQ.

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  38. j

    Wow. GE is printing smallish green, what happened.

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  39. TheArtist

    Phil, I know some girls who loved to get fist fucked on a daily basis…….

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  40. T MOE

    C to go below $1 today on its way to trading in tandem with AIG

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  41. T MOE

    Good move Phil
    I covered most of my shorts on Tuesday and spent yesterday sitting on my hands in 85% cash.
    I bought a little DUG

    right now I own SRS, TWM, DUG and short a little SPY.
    May add to SPY shorts today, but I am not inclined to jump in at the open. I will wait for some direction. SPX eventually goes to 555 IMO

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  42. TraderCaddy

    Couldn’t help myself.
    Scalping XHB,ITB (homies etf).
    Watching GS- could lead financials off bottom here.

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  43. mrkcbill

    J, TC

    I got some 4 year GE Bonds I can get 83 cents for right now.

    What do you think I should do?

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  44. Phil_from_Brazil
    Phil_from_Brazil

    Artist,

    No time to clown around with you.
    Just in checkin’ my positions.
    Plane leaves at 2pm.
    Today I head back to Brazil.
    Need to run errands.

    I’m off.

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  45. TraderCaddy

    mrkcbill- Not a clue. Sorry.
    If I hold something longer than 15 minutes I would consider myself a long term investor.

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  46. Blow Up

    Volume picking up to the downside on SPY. 69/68 on SPY may flush out then we wait for move up and rock and roll. Not impossibe for downside to go to 6400.

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