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Vincenzo “The iT Guy” Appears to be Doomed

Just so you know, Vincenzo is one of the many IT guys that iBC has under its tutelage. Vincenzo is well known for having unbelievable accidents in iBC’s server rooms, such as dropping balsamic vinegar on hardware or even entire bowls of “gravy” with meatballs.

At any rate, he lives in MN.

Enjoy.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tPBf5apgP0 450 300]

After you are done with that, watch this vid and catch up on the queer state of California.

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39 comments

  1. mike

    Is there a prize or something for being 1st?

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  2. shazbot

    Mike — No, but there is a fine. Pay up.

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  3. Treepart

    Hmmmm A certain Mr Ragin Cajun just had a conference in Minnesota. It was an important meeting, so important that for the first time ever, he flew in an airplane to get there. And now open talk about installing bullet proof glass in government buildings in Minnesota…….and building UN checkpoints in Minnesota suburbs as a line of defense against potential uprisings.

    Odd No?

    Developing.

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  4. Commie BM

    Let’s go ice fishing, aye?

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  5. mrkcbill

    To All Out of Work Californians….Chili Supper @ Anton’s Place!

    No Tears allowed.

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  6. Treepart

    Truth is, if there ever is an uprising in Minnesota all the pols would have to do is lower the size limit on Pike, Muskie, and Walleye and tranquility would blossom across the state.

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  7. omfgitsjd

    There was a really moronic roundabout built not far from me in front of a firestation. It has a curb that really doesn’t make any sense at all. It’s actually dangerous at night because it forces the road around it and if you aren’t paying attention, it will fuck you up pretty bad. Every time I drive by it I feel the red faced “Who’s the fucking moron who approved this safety hazard? – somebody needs to be bitch slapped”.

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  8. Anton Cigur

    It will be my special, “California Gold Rush Depression Era Redux Chili.”

    One 12 oz. bowl of Costco-made-in-China barbecue sauce, b.y.o. spoon.

    Reagan made ketchup a vegetable, so there will be a salad, also.

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  9. TraderCaddy

    Never happen in MN.
    Too many Swedes.
    They are supposed to be neutral.
    If there were riots in MN it would be due to bad herring or meatballs (Swedish not Italian) at the smogasbord.

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  10. JakeGint

    Shoutout to my boy TC- having the Dover Sole at Christini’s – exquisite!

    ___

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  11. Jed

    After a close call with a Zamboni, mrkcbill no longer goes ice fishing.

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  12. Anton Cigur

    MrKCBill went to see the PussyCat Dolls and “found the choreography to be enthralling.”

    _____________

    Jake – Cool you could visit with TC. Hope it warms up for you down there.

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  13. TraderCaddy

    Jake- Never been there but do hear good things.
    I seem to recall it being in the Dr. Phillips area off Sand Lake Road. That would put it a couple of miles from Arnie Palmers course at Bay Hill.
    Hope you haven’t been giving Mickey Mouse any problems.

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  14. Winston Churchill
    Winston Churchill

    I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.

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  15. Minnesotan Trooper
    Minnesotan Trooper

    Vincenzo “The IT Guy” Vincenzo has been found and detained. He was found naked in a dim lit room video recording himself making his special meatballs and gravy.

    We, the great state Minnesota, now know the secret algorithm that powers the enchanted PPT. We, too, will soon begin to bank coin and will eventually buy the queer state of California to use as a nuclear waste fill.

    We may even get rid of that pussy-of-an-excuse football stadium we have and play like real men on an open field.

    Good day.

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  16. The Fly

    top 10 technically ranked stocks, via PPT

    V
    No. Ticker Technicals Fundamentals Hybrid Score Hybrid Change – Daily Hybrid Change – Weekly
    1 RGR 4.39 3.05 3.81 17.59% 0.00%
    2 AIPC 4.24 3.70 4.01 10.47% 17.60%
    3 IMGN 3.99 2.30 3.26 21.19% 16.39%
    4 TCW 3.99 2.60 3.39 7.28% 6.27%
    5 LANC 3.94 3.10 3.58 9.82% 18.48%
    6 CMP 3.90 3.70 3.81 13.39% 34.53%
    7 AZO 3.89 3.55 3.75 -1.32% 20.19%
    8 FYR 3.79 2.60 3.28 10.81% 4.38%
    9 TSYS 3.79 4.10 3.92 21.36% 25.96%
    10 IOC 3.78 2.70 3.31 -1.78% -1.97%

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  17. 3 oh ate

    -Citigroup/Smith Barney ADBE- lowers ests & target to $20 (from $23)

    QCOM- reits Buy keeping $44 trgt, but raises ests.

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  18. Obama said that buying stocks here for the “long term” would be OK. It must be the “price ratios” that attract him? ……or is he buying any? He could announce that he is cutting the White House budget by 10% and returning 10% of his salary to the treasury, but that would be too much of a sacrifice. Geithner said that the oil companies are contributing to global warming – seriously, if these Obamanites would announce that their ideas and plans are just making things worse and therefore they are going to be hands off – the DOW would soar, no?

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  19. mike

    Trader Caddy:
    Some time ago we communicated via IBC re: Tradelog. I have not done anything yet & have a few questions. Are you comfortable doing this by email? If yes, I can send mine to Fly assuming he’s OK with it.
    I am signing off in a few minutes, but will check for a reply.
    Thanks,
    mike

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  20. dave

    I’ve 3 Rugers

    10-22 carbin2 .22
    Mk II .22
    M77 .270

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  21. Buckeye Bob

    I wonder if we can day trade from the new FEMA camps??? LOL

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  22. go2mars

    Hi folks,

    Thanks for the kind words. For those of you who missed it, I’ll put it here this one last time:

    I just got laid off from my job at a supermajor oil and gas company this morning.

    Luckily I am aware of a prospect that would take about 10 million dollars to make roughly $120 million assuming $4/Mcf gas price and it has about an 80% chance of success (which is very low risk and very high reward for oil and gas wells). Direct geophysical hydrocarbon indicators, and a most likely outcome of 50 Bcf gas (possible 120+ Bcf).

    Tricky part is, I don’t have 10 million bucks. If any of you would be interested in trying this out, or want to chat more about this, e-mail me at [email protected]. Your money would be the first to be paid back double, then I would share in whatever profit comes after that. Prior to it, I wouldn’t want/need a penny of it. And if you’re in, so am I (since I can’t do it alone). I would leverage off of everything I own and roll my pennies to throw at this well.

    Alternatively, if you need a whip-smart employee with degrees in geology and engineering, with a decent (and expanding) understanding of finance/economics/investing, then e-mail the above address.

    Mars.

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  23. Phil_from_Brazil
    Phil_from_Brazil

    We need a Double Long Fema Camp ETF.

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  24. Sorry to hear go2mars
    I don’t have that kind of money
    hopefully, things work out for you though

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  25. MOOBER

    Mars – sorry to hear about the layoff. I wish you and your family well.

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  26. Phil_from_Brazil
    Phil_from_Brazil

    Wow, sorry to hear, man. :_(

    Try sending your resumé to Petrobrás. The company hires many Americans on a consulting basis.

    The Brazilian government just guaranteed Petrobrás investment budget for the next 5 years. It’s perhaps the only oil/gas company in the world that’s been able to march ahead in this environment without slashing their E&D budget (courtesy of their quasi-government-owned structure).

    Petrobrás pays pretty well from what I hear and you’d most probably be living in Macaé — about 2 hours north of Rio. Beautiful community on the coast. Give it a shot.

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  27. Mars_is_a_Nigerian
    Mars_is_a_Nigerian

    So, I see we have a scam in the making. You only need $10 Million and you promise to double my investment?

    I swear I saw your picture on this site….

    http://www.419eater.com/images/patrick.jpg

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  28. Joe Sacks

    hey mars I have a spare 10 million ovah heah but id rather blow it out in vegas whith some ho’s boooze and blow before the martial law kicks in!!

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  29. Lady Guenevere

    go2mars

    I am soooo sorry to hear about your troubles. No one will escape this depression as I was hit last week.

    My families oil/gas related business is also having to lay off a few people, but we promised to hire them right back as soon as things recover. We did that during the Carter years.

    I wish you well .

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  30. NewLiver

    The economy was GREAT under Carter.

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  31. puppyl ove

    Daily show’s John Stewart puppy pisses all over CNBC and wall Street in general. The natives are getting restless.

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  32. The Fly is going to have Vincenzo prepare a fancy site for him like this one. http://www.ladylucan.co.uk

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  33. omfgitsjd

    I caught a glimpse of action in the Dominatrix room:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TEpvuHY7rI&NR=1

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  34. dave

    I just puked a little. Now I won’t be able to watch porn because my eyes still burning

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  35. DSB

    Don’t worry Dave, smoke a joint and go to redtube. You’ll be alright.

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  36. The Contractor

    Sorry to hear, mars. Best of luck to you.

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  37. E8

    Shit, there has to be more rotaries/roundabouts per square mile on Cape Cod than anywhere in the USA … Apparently the democrats have had us under Marshall Law for decades!

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  38. 401ker

    Mars,
    Sorry to hear of your situation. I’m not sure what journals you read, but sometimes you find engineering positions advertised in C&EN News.\
    Good luck

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  39. I drink your milkshake…

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