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Scientifically, I Can’t Lose

Naturally, many of you asslickers are besides yourself with unfettered joy, thinking “The Fly” is getting sacked. Well, according to the unbendable laws of science, that is an outright impossibility.

Nonetheless, who cares about science and math when there is fiction and stupid games of “jungle gym”?

Maybe I need to be less clear, when I say “assholio, I have more than 70% of my book in cash.” Maybe I should say: “Buckfutter, buy stocks and get your johnson clubbed the fuck off.”

If you are worried about the country, you are a douchebag. The stock market meltdown is NOT scary. To steal one of my twitter lines, it’s funny like a sunny bunny with a grenade.

The real scary shit will present itself in the form of starvation and armed robberies, at your fucking country club.

Going into the close, I will laugh at the stock market, while preparing to get drunk. After all, if the shit is going to hit “le fan,” I might as well enjoy it.

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69 comments

  1. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Will you be a buyer into the close?

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  2. Fly gettin Sea monkey raped! hahahahaha
    http://www.sea-monkeys.com/

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  3. MOOBER

    Fly – I’ve noticed a direct correlation between your % cash and the sharpness of your pen. Perhaps more time to ruminate on your posts?

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  4. jeff

    POINT OF ORDER

    I see the Fly, aka Senor Tropicana, does not have a ban on politics anymore.

    The Fly has awoken.

    911=inside job

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  5. Kman

    Help a brother out of a TNA hole, will ya? About to double down. A PPT subscription is in my future.

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  6. Tim

    Has anyone seen Fly’s moustache?

    I do believe it got punched off.

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  7. Madison

    Jeff,

    what the hell

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  8. Juice

    Jeff – save your conspiracy theories for after midnight, please.

    btw, how you figure it was an inside job?

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  9. cybtropic

    Looks like PPT is dead. And I don’t mean The Fly’s PPT.

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  10. Bernie Madoff

    DEVILDOG was right! SPX to 100. Get the fuck outta the way!

    Still enjoying your $$$$$$,

    Bernie

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  11. jeff

    Juice, save it and then ask a question. Come on.

    Where do you want to start. Go watch Loose Change Final Cut

    Or start with building 7 wtc7.net

    knights of malta control CIA, MI5, ISI – all the pope’s intelligence agencies

    The Council of Trent is upon us – the Inquisition is returning

    Back to the Dark Ages

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  12. I’m 95% cash, the fly got sea monkey ass fucked today!!! The USA is getting Quadruple sea monkey ass fucked the last decade!!!

    Traderbob

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  13. zephler

    Juice – it really is quite plain to figure out that it was an inside job. Molten steel just doesn’t happen with jet fuel, nor does perfect implosion of buildings.

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  14. Ed

    we’re done..that was the bottom
    up we go to finish green 😉

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  15. Bill Walton

    What happened to conversation about Markets???

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  16. Shitface

    Holy shit, I just heard Erin Burnett say on CNBC “It isn’t all doom and gloom on days like this, where there are sellers, there are buyers.”

    Unbeleivable.

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  17. Tim

    Sea Monkey?

    The Fly is getting Spider Monkey raped today.

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  18. wilmer

    Scientifically speaking– How gentlemanly do you feel now with Mother Market’s foot up your ass?

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  19. jeff

    I second that zephler – we said

    Thermodynamically impossible to occur metallurgically speaking

    Dudes – we ain’t playin’ the Patriot Act was written prior to 911 by Viet Dinh <— Jesuit

    Why do you think Georgetown rules Washington politics.

    Rome on the Potomac

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  20. Mother market has her whole leg in his ass

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  21. Mother market has her whole leg in his ass. He got ass Corncobbed

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  22. Maybe he is getting midget monkey raped..but he still good.

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  23. Juice

    There wasn’t only jet fuel on board that plane. The terrorists had liquid explosives in their luggage in the cargo hold. There was no demolition going on, imo, despite all the conspiracy theories out there.

    The only inside part was the fact that the CIA/FBI knew this was gonna happen sooner or later & everyone in government was asleep at the wheel.

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  24. “Mother market” is the gheyest term I’ve ever heard. It seriously bothers me to read this

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  25. Traderbob says fucking with the fly is an enjoyable experience, albiet a losing proposition over the long run

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  26. jg

    is it your birthday fly?

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  27. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Well someone call fucking Obama and let him know the market is being cornholed and he must do something before we open up the military to control our citizens? Or does he just plain not care and want to stay vanilla gay?

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  28. jeff

    Juice – provide evidence of liquid explosives.

    Then how did building 7 fall? No plane hit that building.

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  29. Juice

    Like I said this am, y’all must keep an eye on HYG for stress in the credit markets ….. as long as she keeps going down, so will the markets.

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  30. Rodney Dangerfield
    Rodney Dangerfield

    Anyone who really thinks that 911 was a conspiracy should have missiles filled with C stock certificates permanently stuffed up their ass.

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  31. Rex

    Give it a rest! Look at: http://www.debunking911.com/

    Rational thought and a little reading kills your arguments.

    Back on topic, this market is Hawt!

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  32. Cash-N-Guns

    can the Air Force please take out CNBC headquarters with a surgical air strike now please…

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  33. 3SigmaToTheRight
    3SigmaToTheRight

    In all seriousness, anyone who believes that 911 was an inside job is a fucking idiot

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  34. traderbob says 911 was definetly an inside job.

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  35. 3SigmaToTheRight Says:
    3SigmaToTheRight Says:

    Jeff, are you fucking retarded? Serious question.

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  36. 3SigmaToTheRight
    3SigmaToTheRight

    Traderbob, I dont watch Fox news jackass

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  37. j_remington

    losing 16% of your 30% is still almost 5%…I’m down also, about .4%

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  38. MOOBER

    http://www.secform4.com/insider-trading/34067.htm

    All BOOM insiders exercising options to buy on the 3rd, 2 days before ears. 2015 exp

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  39. GM is BM

    911 conspiracy is difficult to buy, but bld 7 is a mystery for sure!!!

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  40. j_remington

    I’m down 4/10 of 1%

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  41. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Good god if we break 650 the next stop is 460. Shivers me timber.

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  42. Tim

    Fly has ticklish tonsils.

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  43. Juice

    Jeff, how am I gonna provide evidence? It went up in smoke … give me one of your vid pointing to Bldg 7’s inside demo job.

    I’ll do some research and get back to you on the liquid explosives.

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  44. “Doesnt it bother you more that your raping a money as you read this?”

    Sorry, I don’t understand your question. Go back to Grade 1 english, then ask me again.

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  45. jingle

    RGR approaching 10 again

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  46. The Fly

    If any of you homos said this shit to me in real life, I’d punch your chest hairs off.

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  47. Blow Up

    Got some [email protected]. Hey that rymes! Just a Toilet trade.

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  48. jeff

    http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=loose+change&emb=0&aq=f#

    get back to me juice dog

    3 sigma name calling is the lowest form of argument, you must have cognitive dissonance problems.

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  49. goodluckdude

    shorts closed, getting long into the close.

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  50. Kiwin

    Scientifically, my winning comes in exponential surges.

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  51. The Fly

    30% of my assets are not in TNA, dipshit. I own uyg,jrjc, isrg and loads of CY too.

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  52. Prospectus

    All you “9-11 was an inside job” geniuses that know so much about “metallurgy”, “jet fuel”, “aerodynamics”, the “physics of impacts”, “kinetic energy” and “thermodynamics”–have you ever even had any training in those fields?

    Then STFU. You stupid little internet-tough-guy bitch-gnomes. You’ll be the first one to come by my house to kill my kids for contributing to global warming by exhaling CO2.

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  53. jeff

    Fucking right I have Prospectus bitch.

    I have a master’s degree in metallurgical engineering

    Global warming is a fucking joke – it is solar system wide.

    Why is mars heating up also? Are there SUVs there?

    Fuck off you fuck

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  54. the prof

    Pretty soon, the country’s chief recreational activity will be going out and bagging a banker.

    There will be stuffed banker heads hanging over every Sports Bar in the country.

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  55. who

    Thescaryness of the market going from 14k to 6.5k is that in every major decline, a war has followed… the bigger the decline the worse the war with more deaths and more involvement and the longer it lasts.

    One way to starve off demand is war… in case you haven’t checked the news, they make sure to mention the “nuclear threat” of Iran, in the scariest way possible. population reduction is a part of the plan.

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  56. jay

    Jeff, I certainly believe we’re not being told the entire truth, but loose change and the “9/11” truth movements is exactly the type of thing the cia would do in other countries. If you look at the past examples, there are several times the CIA would start a protest, lead a revolution, and create a huge uprising, and even get the leaders of the government either thrown out, or to such high levels of disaproval, that the citizens would be supportive even of anyone attempting to overthrow the government…
    I’m personally not convinced one way or another, but most people who believe 9/11=inside job are equally as emotionally attached as those who automatically deny it without investigation… just something for you to ponder.

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  57. grenade

    Prof –

    How long til and angry mob takes out Madoff?

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  58. Brit Trash

    Blow up, thats a short right?

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  59. Juice

    Jeff … please , global warming is no joke .. it happens cyclically in nature and man has an added effect …. now with a population of 7.5 billion, man is most certainly adding to imbalances in nature, such as global warming, for one.

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  60. Juice

    If you can find some shares to borrow – PPD .. if not, puts

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  61. Prospectus

    You have a Masters Degree? To use your phrase, “Prove it”. Anyway, assuming you do have one from an accredited university, then I guess you are entitled to spout your conspiracy theories with some credibility. Notice I was telling the NON-educated bitch-gnomes to STFU. If you are an educated bitch-gnome, my apologies.

    But I too have a master’s degree. Mechanical/Aerospace Engineering. I will not prove it, so don’t ask.

    Now I don’t know if you are saying you disbelieve in global warming or that you do, so I have no idea whether I should say “Amen brotha” or “Go blow a goat” when it comes to that point.

    I shall now “fuck off” as instructed. Good Day to you, Sir.

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  62. 3SigmaToTheRight
    3SigmaToTheRight

    jeff:

    Quite the contrary, not that your diagnosis of cognitive dissonance makes any sense in the context of your argument.

    My “name calling” as you call it is more a function of my absolute disgust for people who espouse asinine conspiracy theories. Anyone who truly believes that 911 was a conspiracy must either suffer from some sort of cognitive impairment or perhaps some DSM classifiable disorder.

    Then again, I’m not a doctor, so I am probably misdiagnosing your particular ailment

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  63. jeff

    jay, i agree with your point. It is possible for it to be a CIA front, and I think it is, but they do ask alot of questions in there. They staged a coup in Iran in 1953.

    Juice – a volcano emits more carbon than all of us. It is the total solar irradiance. Solar cycles.

    Carbon footprint is to tax us on everything we do – wait and see.

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  64. jay

    and anyone that uses “is” “was” Has” “is definately” “no doubt” or “100%” “=”, etc has cognative dissonance, which is pretty much all of us… just saying to accuse someone else about cognitive dissonance after saying “9/11=inside job”, although they might have evidence to support it, is being slightly hypocritical at least.

    Believe me, I’m certainly not a fan of big government, and I certainly feel threatened by it, and I certainly have seen my fair share of “loose change,” type videos, and have at times been absolutely convinced like you seem to be, but although I believe their is a deep level of curruption, I certainly don’t see it the same way…
    Look, it’s a possibility, It’s probably even greater possibility that there is a shadowy government behind this entire world, and it is even more likely that there are certain international interests and companies all running against each other with multiple conspiracies fighting against each other. It’s also very possible that there’s a few small groups of thugs who know how to influence others that want to make it look like an inside job, or that want to present certain ideas in such a way that others will actually come up with their own ideas theories and even “poofs” of why it is inside job”.
    But the fact is I have found that the more anyone is absolutely without a doubt certain and convinced so much that “they feel it” to be true, is usually when they’re the most incorrect, and certainly is when they are most susceptible towards misinterpriting facts.

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  65. jeff

    http://patriotsquestion911.com/

    what about these guys?

    Official story of 911 = wrong, no doubt

    How did the BBC report building 7 had fallen, before it actually did?? Reading from a script

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  66. ottnott

    Ugh. Who let their dog crap on this thread? I just stepped in it.

    Fairies playing with nano-scale black holes took the buildings down. I have a Mustard Degree in fairies and I’m only 99.99% certain that I am correct, so absorb the reality and move on.

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  67. jay

    jeff, that to me does nothing to prove the US government was behind it, if that’s the “insiders” you are refering to.
    It could mean a lot of things, none of which are that great for us, but you cannot tell me that’s proof it’s US govt related.
    in fact, it’s funny, there was a game command and conquere with two teams, one is the “global defense initiative, the other the “brotherhood of nod” in it, the terrorist group “the brotherhood” is in control of several major media outlits, and they constantly throw around the possibility, and at times even stage events (false flag operations) and blame those who are trying to stop it.
    As a reaction to this, funding to seek out and destroy these groups are cut… osound familiar?

    Not saying it’s true, but it sounds like it’s entirely possible that the jihadists extremists took a page right out of this game, found a way to get inside the US media in particular, and starts up the resistence trying to create order out of chaos, and then accusing those that are the victems of being on the inside…
    of course the Gulf of Tonkin and the propoosalosal tof a false flag attack to frame cuba as an excuse to attack certainly would have provided a convincing argument.

    But I am not completely in disagreement with ythe possibility that loose change debates. Primarily I justwant to warn of being too certai of anything. many parts of the world are so used to being deceived, that they would believe they are lied to, even if the accusation of the lies wass in itself a lie. Others are so wrapped in the lie or system of lies that they only believe what they hear from those lying to them (government, OR media).

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  68. scott

    http://www.loosechangeguide.com/LooseChangeGuide.html

    I believed the whole crapstorm of buffoonishness until I discovered this site

    it may not answer every question but sure as frak answers most of them pretty damn pleasingly

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