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GODZILLA RAPED

I have nothing to discuss with the likes of you. “The Fly” warned you there would come a day when the funnel was so narrow, those who were left long stocks would have their skulls kicked in. Ladies and Gentlemen, today was that day.

To recap:

I covered most of my shorts, with exception of a little DUG, DRR and CPT. Erroneously, I nibbled, like a steel rat inside a sugar box, at TNA. But, for the most part, I am out of the market, with more than 70% of my capital in a well deserved cash position.

All of you fuckers, who were betting against HORATIO CLAWHAMMER, got Godzilla raped today, rightfully so.

UPDATE: Pay up, Cramer.

Update II: Left wing conspiracy theory, besmirching Santelli, destroyed.

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45 comments

  1. Tim

    I ask again: TNA?

    LOL

    Let’s check those 2009 resolutions again shall we.

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  2. The Fly

    Tim

    Your mother is a yard tool.

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  3. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    Tim: today should’ve been much worse, that indicates that all the shorts already in the game. any potential short squeeze will be “suburban mcdonalds customer” big.

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  4. Juice

    yard tool … 😀

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  5. Danny

    Zing!

    —-

    so i herd: how in the world can you discern that? This actualyl shocks me. Today SHOULD..THAT INDICATES…ANY POTENTIAL

    Jeez, could there possibly be any more ifs and unknowns in a trade?

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  6. Jed

    zombie sales toast on a stick for a living

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  7. Wonderland

    Can anyone tell me what do the “experts” say the next level of support is?

    and why?

    I heard around 660 but I see no support here

    Ty.

    PS. LNN got raped

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  8. TraderCaddy

    I believe King Kong could administer some what’s what to Godzilla on any given day.

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  9. Danny

    Wonderland — according to NL, first was 703 (damn i’m good) then 685, then 655.

    I assumed you were asking anybody, though I think I’m relatively “expert”

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  10. The Fly

    sold out of lnn last week. you must’ve missed the memo

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  11. Manuelstop

    Danny’s NL has the levels daily. Subscribe for daily insights.

    For SPY

    680 avg Jun-July 96
    658 avg Feb-Jun 96
    622 avg Jan 96

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  12. Phil_from_Brazil
    Phil_from_Brazil

    So i herd, in response to this:

    “Tim: today should’ve been much worse, that indicates that all the shorts already in the game. any potential short squeeze will be “suburban mcdonalds customer” big.”

    You think short-sellers are driving this market down? Wrong. Think of all the long-only funds who are puking out shares. And it’s not over.

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  13. The Fly

    Get it while it’s free, fuckers.

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  14. ottnott

    You referring to the yard tool?

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  15. The Contractor

    Danny’s newsletter is top notch.

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  16. New Poster

    Phil,
    Doing some DD on one more short. Let see if you beat me to this one.

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  17. The Zombie

    “Jed Says:

    zombie sales toast on a stick for a living”

    Ok, this has to be a Jed clone. Though he’s a complete fucktard, the real Jed wouldn’t fuck up an insult that badly.
    How’s that plus size modeling career going, Jed?

    The Fly is God.

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  18. Phil_from_Brazil
    Phil_from_Brazil

    New Poster,

    By the way, that CPKI you came up with was pure genius. I initiated with a partial 4000-share position in the high 10s when you mentioned it. When circus-like earnings came out a day later, the stock somehow popped, and I doubled my position to 8,000 shares. My cost basis is 11.25 on that failed California pizza stock. I intend to cover:

    2000 at $9
    2000 at $8
    2000 at $6
    2000 at $5.

    The one caveat, however, is the VIX. If and when the VIX tags 75, I will disregard all my individual short position targets, cover all my shorts and go to cash.

    You’ve got some seriously good ideas, though. In fact, AZO might’ve been your recommendation as well. Somebody mentioned it to me a couple of weeks ago (maybe you), but I didnt pull the trigger cuz it just wasnt “ready” technically. I like it now. The weekly also looks very top-heavy with down-week volume starting to get relatively high.

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  19. omfgitsjd

    I’m 60% cash, 40% long today. A little heavy on the long side for some of you I’m sure. I did pick up a little NPK .

    Nice call on FRT Fly. Suprised you didn’t wait.

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  20. Thums Up

    Obama pick for Trade Rep owes $10,000 in taxes
    http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/Obama-pick-Trade-Rep-owes/story.aspx?guid={E91A370C-E852-479A-9A8F-62011F956A1D}

    How many more to go?

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  21. go2mars

    Now that was an exciting day. Glad I’m in the oil business. The more it sucks in the short term, the more intense the recovery. = the more valuable geologists and engineers will be over the longer road of my career. I just hope to make it through this week’s lay-offs.

    Mars.

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  22. Jow Momma

    Hey, I owe a shitload of taxes. Maybe they should appoint me to a cabinet position!

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  23. Juice

    Joe Terranova, blows … where do they dig up these Karabells & Terranovas?

    The Fly, I implore you or one of your reps to make a guest appearance on Fast Money. Macke needs some intelligent company. Although I like the Najarians.

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  24. Blow Up

    We are seeing history. The sad thing is if the DOW breaks below 5774 the next stop is 4000. Just make sure you don’t make any large stupid bets up or down and use trailing stops.

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  25. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Cramer dropping the homo hammer on Blowbama!

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  26. Aris

    i say just ride all the banks to $1. they can’t buy back their own stock as protection and institutions are gone when the dividends are gone.

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  27. omfgitsjd

    Let me know when it will be safe to put in some buy orders with this broker.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZdi0FPjjRk

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  28. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Is anyone seeing this Cramer show? He is bashing the shit out of Obama!

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  29. Jed

    Zombie…good eye…that was a Jed clone.

    Have fun tonight watching The Bachelor finale with mrkcbill. No crying this time…please.

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  30. Phil_from_Brazil
    Phil_from_Brazil

    Karbell and Terranova are utterly WORTHLESS. I cant believe these clowns.

    Everyday these bozos come on Fast Money with their floppy shoes and their red, plastic noses, telling us how everyone is so negative and the bottom is near.

    Macke is the only guy that makes any sense in that lost group of trader chickens.

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  31. GM isBM

    You’re right Phil and Louise lamatta called Dow 10 k at 12 k and they looked at her like she was nuts. She just called Dow 4k and S&P 400 Looks like the support is on single digit S&P P/E. Karabel is very shiney and happy!

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  32. dave

    Next big shoe to fall will be airlines which are close to bankruptcy AGAIN.

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  33. Aris

    fucking asia market is guaranteed money. dow tanks, asia tanks. you can set a watch by it. fuck, you don’t even need to understand markets to play that game.

    also, where is cramer and his bullshit about SKF?

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  34. mrkcbill

    Jed buys groceries at Aldi, he gets a deep discount thru his Amway account.

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  35. mrkcbill

    Holy Shit I can’t take Dickhead Bove…This guy is dangerous.

    Only 25 banks have failed.. all is well. How many branches does Cit,wamu,bac,wachovia, represent???

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  36. The Fly

    Dick bove is a really stupid man, with a lego brain.

    To say 98 percent of loans are conforming is an outright lie

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  37. Anton Cigur

    A few minutes ago on the Kokey Kudlow Show, Kass called the bottom in the S&P for the year to happen within the next 2 to 3 days.

    THIS is the call I’ve been waiting for.

    Going all in FAS, on margin.

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  38. mrkcbill

    cnbc is becoming a true circus….with their marching out these guys like buffet,greenberg…they need to get timmy. so many conflicts I can’t believe.
    now were going to go full 3 hours crisis mode. you gotta know big money is freakin right now.

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  39. wiglebot

    Maybe this is too obvious, but a jagged bottom is the only thing that can happen to a market going straight down. Then if it double bottoms, the experts are right until the second bottom, then they change their story and are right twice. But volatility prevents nice L shaped bottoms.

    This also goes for levels of support. There are only confirmed levels after fact and that is no good.

    The market will stop going down when people stop selling and there is no way to tell when that is.
    .

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  40. lopsang_sherpa

    Going all in FAS, on margin.

    Well I’m going to refi my home, max out my bullshit discover card and take my 4th childs college fund and get long in an “egregious” sort of way…

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  41. Anton Cigur

    Always good to have a sherpa along when going over a cliff…

    I mean UP A MOUNTAIN. Heh, heh, definitely up a mountain.

    Yeah. Heh.

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  42. jakeGint

    LOL @ Anton — “Kokey Kudlow Show.” I think that show was on Channel 5 Sunday mornings when I was a kid, right after “Wonderama.”

    ___

    Just got back from the Disney Studios Park, and I think I saw ice floes on the artificial lake next to our Disney hotel.

    Penguin orchestra in the pit of the Muppet Theater taking on additional significance, ovah heah.

    39 freaking degrees (7 Celsius?) in Orlando tonight.

    ___

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  43. Anton Cigur

    Hey, Jake. Hope you’re having blast in Orlando. It’s cool that you and TC could get together.

    I worked as a waiter in the restaurant in the castle at WDW between high school and college. Probably took 5 years before I earned as much money/week in a “real job” after college, lol.

    FWIW, Animal Kingdom is the fave of my niece (7) and nephew (12).

    But I’m sure you did your homework before investing in this vacation.

    Enjoy. Sorry you’re getting hit w/the cold weather. But down there, it could be 95 degrees tomorrow.

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  44. Yitaki Upada-Assie
    Yitaki Upada-Assie

    The fly is a Fat fraud. Open your eyes to this Anticrhist. He is a lying piece of Re(pubic)an dawgshit.

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  45. Anton Cigur

    ^^^^
    Oh yeah, almost forgot. Jake, until you get back we got this guy representing the conservative P.O.V. on the blog.

    So take your time and stuff.

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