As the day winds down and volume thins out, prepare for Mother Market to make an appearance, so that she may trick you and take all of your money. At the end of the day, the bitch ain’t satisfied until your account is at $00.00.
As an aside, I’ve been dealing with a plethora of personal issues, which has me crazier than a southerner at a civil war reenactment show.
I am 55% long into this shit parade. Once again, I like the same old names: FXI, CHL, LNN, MT, ACM and JRJC.
Seeing oil/gas stocks strong defies the laws of reason and honour [sic]. However, I will not add to any shorts, for it is evident that asshole dip buyers want them higher.
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the fly is dog
The Fly is god
Amen about O&G… This day has been flatter than Paris Hilton.
SRS is double D-cups right now…
mrkcbill learned everything he knows from the Video Professor.
If only I had the power to crush a stock by blog or TV.
If LPHI could speak, it would say ‘Take me out with an ass pounding.’
Zombie spits in the cream of mushroom soup at your favorite salad bar buffet.
out the other four contract, have got to get outside. Proceeds doctors without borders…
Throwing on some shorts here very liberally. Shorted AMZN at $64 and change. Shorted VNO 47.5+, SPG 41+ , JPM 25.5 +, XOM 75.2+ , CVX 60+, MET 28+, HIG 12.75 +. I have some FAS as a hedge. If fuckery occurs, chances are FAS will skyrocket.
We would be glad to take Fly, Jr. off your hands for a few days if you would like.
He is a handful but we will keep him busy shoveling snow.
Fuckery Duckery Dock
A 30 million dollar mouse ran up the clock
all other bloggers finish the poem…..
DONT MESS WITH ROCKEFELLER
SWHC to hit 3 today or I will….
…. hmmmm 4 words.
I now hope the S&P stays above 808 today on light volume to allow for a total collapse on Tuesday.
I see dead cows ahead.
Have a great weekend! I’m going racing!
BAC CFO Joe Price assures investors that BofA is very strong. OK time to short some BAC. When a CFO needs to assure the market everything is ok, it means the company is weeks from going under.
DEVILDOG…how is it you can race cars? I figure you only know how to press the gas pedal. Odd no?
Sully
Michelle Fucking Caruso Fucking Cabrera
still laughin at that one!
Henry…volume on SWHC not enough to move it to 3. Maybe some other day.
T-O-P
How many people are long/holding off on shorts, in anticipation of 3pm egregious use of broke tax payer monies, aka govy fuckery at its finest?
If PPT don’t show, do the bottom drop out?
I heah ya OtherPete but the block buying powers that be may decide to close it there come 2pm we’ll see.
Yes Juice. If PPT no show up, bottom drop out. You no speak good english. Is english no language yours of first ?
I believe the technical term for Block Buying around 2pm is
“FUCKERY”
Cap – typing w 1 hand/2 finger while i eat , so correct engrish grammar not priority, at the moment
8)
pick yer fav gold
Mine is NG going higher here
If past market reaction to ill conceived “stimulus” package is any gauge next tuesday could be a bomb
Juice Says:
Cap – typing w 1 hand/2 finger while i eat , so correct engrish grammar not priority, at the moment
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CAP can teach you a lesson or two Juice; he is typing with his dick in his mouth.
https://admin.minyanville.com/assets/FCK_Aug2007/File/Theale/http_UXmcHp.gif
Gold tech analysis for the chart chompers amoungst [sik] us.
fuck the world!
Artist,
…
the mouse ran away,
The Meatball is gay,
And the taxpayer got punched in the cock.
Thoughts?
BOOM looks good setting up to rip into last 2 hrs
downsouthjukin’
good ending.
The stimulus bill only has 1.3 billion for NASA and 1.2 billion for National Science Foundation. That’s a combined 1/320th of the “stimulus” going toward where the USA should be putting money.
If you are going to have a bullshit deficit stimulus package, then it might as well go toward things that strongly build your country for the future. And yes, some of it does. But a lot of it will get gobbled up and disappear.
I would have preferred to see about 450 billion or so for NASA and NSF.
Devildog, barring major gov’t fuckery, I like your collapse Tuesday idea. Maybe not as deep as you anticipate, but a big drop down nevertheless.
End of transmission from Mars.
Here it comes!!
I hope Cap is having fun racing cause he’s gonna come home o egregious losses due to his stupidity MARKET to melt up here!
Could this be the ultimate bottom in the homies?
DHI is the leader.
And there it is! Fuckery!
The Fly is God!!!
I mean DEVILDOG!!
I always confuse CAP and DEVILDOG are they the same person?
Enough of this sideways market already..It doesn’t help anyone. This GS timed “news” release just before the market breaches new lows only prolongs the pain of those who feel its “patriotic” to be long. It’s not patriotic. But I tell you what it is; Stupid. In fact it’s just as stupid as thinking that your support for the war in Iraq is patriotic.
I tell you what’s patriotic. Bringing our kids home is patriotic. Letting the criminal banking cartel fail and throwing the big cocksuckers in jail for turning the country into their personal piggy bank and rapping the American people. Getting a fucking brain and stop blaming pelosi for the rape of the country which was fostered by the Nazi party of the last 8 years, for their benefit.
I have to tell you that I am not impressed with Obama so far at all. I will also tell you that having mccain wouldn’t have been any better especially since senator GRAMM was to be his economic advisir. If you have to put the finger on ONE thing that made all of this crime possible, look no further than Gramm. But of course pelosi is an easier target, so have at it, but realize that this thinking is a testament to the low grade brain development you posses. Pelosi is a speck of dust in this fuckery compared to gramm.
Dow wants to go to 72-7300 before it can start a weak rally to 80-8200 and start its 2 step descent to low 6000.
Most of the criminal syndicate (banking) “shell” is coming down. The real cocksuckers will be alive and well at the trading desks of GS and JPM. Unfortunately even with the bank nationalization, the culprits will still be there to give birth to the new criminal schemes of the next decade.
If you are long b/c you think that the politicos under the mercy and guidance of GS can save you, you might be right but the odds are against you and the market will find the way to go where it wants to go regardless, and where it wants to go now is DOWN to adjust for $20 SP earnings (I know it’s above $30 now but it’s heading lower) and depression.
GLTA
SLW out of the Bermuda triangle.
EGO is my gold, go figure.
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Fuckery Duckery Dock
A 30 million dollar mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck three
The market went up
CAP went down to suck his …..
Joe, way to destroy your credibility.
From “who is that fucker” to “certified nutball” in two days.
“Godwin’s Law,” google it, dipshit.
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Fly,
did you hear anything about an upcoming secondory from MVIS?
you MF i have never seen a single meaningfull post from you
But I just contacted the House GOP staffer who wrote the initial email laying out this talking point, and he conceded that the claim by conservative media that the mouse money is currently in the bill is a misstatement. “There is not specific language in the legislation for this project,” he said.
The staffer held to the claim that the mouse money would ultimately be spent, however, arguing that the bill’s passage would ensure that money would ultimately go to the unnamed agency. “If the bill passes, the project will be funded according to what the relevant agency told our staff,” he said. “The bottom line is, if this bill becomes law, taxpayers will spend 30 million on the mouse.”
But Pelosi’s staff disputes even this point, arguing that the only projects being referred to here are federal wetland restoration projects — and that this wasn’t even Pelosi’s project to begin with, despite claims about “Pelosi’s mouse.”
“There are no federal wetland restoration projects in line to get funded in San Francisco,” Pelosi spkesperson Drew Hammill said. “Neither the Speaker nor her staff have had any involvement in this initiative. The idea that $30 million will be spent to save mice is a total fabrication.”
anon, so far downsouthjukin’ has your ending beat. try replacing CAP with Dennis Kneale and you’ll have something.
To Braveflaps
I’ll have better luck finding Double D’s @ tomorrow night’s Gasparilla Parade -at least it may promise a different kind of f*@kery than this market
There is a correction out now by the white house, the 30 million wasn’t to save Pelosi’s mouse it was to save her beaver.
Zombie sucks CAP’s cock
Jed has a smelly cunt.
To “to Jake”
I meant to tell you, your comment means a lot — coming as it is from an anonymous chickenshat.
I may have to hang my head in shame now.
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Gonna rain on Gasparilla tommorrow?
I hope not.
I leave for Gainesville in a few hours for the weekend.
Crude is up, yet DXO UCO USO are down .. truly Madoff designed etf’s
Who cares if mortgages are modified. How will that create more jobs? The reason people are defaulting is that they don’t have the money to make the payment. How is the modification of a mortgage going to put more money in their pocket? Someone explain this to me? More jobs need to be created, period! Mortgage modification will only drive the banks to take more losses on the shity paper that they are holding. They are already valuing that paper above what it is really worth.
SWHC 2:15
50K block
…here we go
TBT is your tell that the dollar is not safe, methinks.
Been waiting for that fugger to get back down to $43.50 for two weeks now, and it just will NOT get there.
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It’s Valentine weekend and my prescription of viagra at the pharmacy has not been filled and FedEx has not delivered my porn-star condoms. I’ve got to find that FedEx tracking number. Mannnn!!! … just my luck … today is Friday the 13th, too. Any advise what to do???
I wonder how the people that were smart enough to read before they signed will feel about their tax money being used to help some dumbass who got in over there head pay their mortgage.
Jake,
Did you notice Obama’s political punch ?
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2009/02/president-oba-8.html
Over a thousand pages is the document that no one read and will determine the fate of 800 billion dollars of our money. Ha Ha Ha what a fucking joke. Congress makes me sick.
TC
The rain just makes the D’s …I mean beads wetter
If someone offers you a better life, wouldnt you take it? I understand the reasoning behind people getting over their head with a mortgage.
*Srry….That was me*
Jed uses a topical enhancement cream.
mrkcbill is taking “flexibility lessons” from CAP, if you know what I mean.
Jed has a “Hello Kitty” screensaver.*
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* My apologies to Jed, I just know KC better, and I had to get in on this.
Did they include hot dogs in the shitulus package?
TMOE:
“I wonder how the people that were smart enough to read before they signed will feel about their tax money being used to help some dumbass who got in over there head pay their mortgage.”
Your statement nicely summarizes this whole financial crisis. If dumbasses hadn’t taken on irresponsible loans, or been allowed to, then we wouldn’t be here today. Clinton allowing the “homes for everyone program” was evil. Bush not changing it back was also evil. The results speak for themselves.
http://www.321energy.com/editorials/kirby/kirby021409.html
Here’s a link oil folks out there will find interesting.
Mars.