1. Thou shalt not fuck with “The Fly.”
2. If you are not going to update your blog everyday, quit wasting the internets bandwidth and get a fucking diary instead.
3. Be sure to have a modicum of respect for the laws of proper grammar usage.
4. Quit being so fucking boring.
5. Resonate with your target audience, not your own sick, twisted, demented mind.
6. If you operate a small blog, don’t email big blogs asking to “link exchange.” You’re just embarrassing yourself.
7. If you operate a third tier blog (less than 10,000 page views per day), do not bother arguing with superior 1st tier bloggers, for you are irrelevant.
8. Hire an IT guy to design your site. Quit “blogspotting” it.
9. In order to build traffic, be sure to get the attention of larger blogs, so that they will link whore to you.
10. Be original. Quit stealing from people, you fucking faggots.
And so goes The 10 Blog Commandments.
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11. Start a new buzzword such as O’conomy
That cocksucker Uncle George (Soros) is such a dick. We used to call him uncle George because he paid the street a great deal of commish.
Anyways the stupid loud mouth is now telling people that, yes his fund has been short the pound but he feels it won’t go past 1.400 which is sending that crap back and now touching 1.4400.
Let me tell you about this douche. You always hear about his good trades, but never his bad ones. The idiot is also responsible for doing the worst trade in currency history or at least his fund was. He bought the Indonesian rupiah during the Asian crisis and it collapsed.
That hurts.
that’s good.
Only Zombie will obey all those laws. My mind is perverted, maybe, but not sick and demented.
j
I hear its another bad day of heat down there. They had to finally close the roof at the OPEN for the matches. Earlier Novak had to retire becus of the heat…. wimpy guy and the USA guy Andy Roddick was jumping around on the court ready to play. I hear its the worst heat wave ever! Stay cool somewhere.
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Fly:
Not quite but isn’t:
Be sure to have a modicum of respect for the laws of proper grammar usage.
A little on the Tim Knightish side of blogging… The Slope of Dopes.
“2. If you are not going to update your blog everyday, quit wasting the internets bandwidth and get a fucking diary instead.”
LOL…I actually agree with that statement…
RULE NO. 1 – ALWAYS BANK COIN. RULE NO. 2 – NEVER FORGET RULE NO. 1.
Freaking 126 here, LG. It’s killing me. Had to drive round today to get outta the heat as we had a power out as a result of the scumbag state government listening to greennazis and not adding to the power supply… you know in case we burn too much freaking coal.
and we are all blog groupies here
futures fuckery: bloomberg reports +200, globex reports -89
what kind of unannounced fuckery are we in store for today?
And the 11th and “lost” blog commandment:
11. CNBC shall grow a pair of balls or get the fuck off the air.
Fourth Quarter 2008 XOM Earnings Conference Call
Audio webcast at 10 a.m. CT on January 30.
http://ir.exxonmobil.com/phoenix.zhtml?c=115024&p=irol-irhome
Black and Decker- 77% decline in profits and 1200 layoffs announced
The carnage continues
moober- globex is reporting today, bloomberg +200 is from yesterday.
That was a fake me who left that comment near the top. I don’t read this dumb blog. Carry on.
CVX says they will keep capex at 22.6 billion. Tomorrows numbers from them and XOM should be interesting. More than likely they will miss and the stock will rocket up. Complete fuckery
Big Mike…please send me your address. I want to send you a blank diary. Also, I will send you a note-post-it, so you can write down everything you know about stocks and trading.
Gopher
Fly, Tim says u r the James Frey of financial blogging. I thought you calling him out as the shamwow huckster was appropriate. Care to comment on his response?
J,
Thanks for the info re: Soros – now I know what cost me a quick double this week… That DOUCHE!!
What’s the difference between “funny” and “ironic?”
One can find good example of both in Richie ForYou’s two comments above.
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This is all bullshit.
-DT
Breaking News,
Marine One just now leaving the white house lawn on an emergency trip with the president, the white house kitchen is out of Colt 45 and the president has brunch guests arriving soon.
@little2ric –
the mere fact that you posted a statement here that you don’t read this blog presents a bit of a quandry.
Fool buys EGO 7.15
One has to admire the fact that CAP has not launched a counter strike on Donny, given the soft open on the financials today.
The Fly is GOD!
hahahha.
Q: Just curious, on projects with governments or national oil companies upstream or integrated projects, are you starting to see the tide turn in terms of their needs, the sense over the past few years was that they had plenty of capital. Obviously, there were opportunities for you, but maybe not as abundant as one might have thought five years ago. You can see this pendulum maybe starting to swing the other way, any time to that yet?
Mike Dolan – ExxonMobil Corporation – SVP
A: So, whether the environment is up or down or different than it was before, I think our business model stands the test of time and we offer potential resource holders a lot of value and in a unique way, where they can get an end-to-end solution to their
problems that encompasses a wide variety. We feel very confident in our ability to continue to compete, and we hope that, as always, that the future is even better, so .
@ Henry Fool, I’m with you on EGO @ 7.33
Glad I got in SKF at 120.50 yesterday.
@ALL THE HATERS
The only reason I read this post is because a friend alerted me to it. OBVIOUSLY this post is about me as Mr. Hedged fears me. It’s evident. Carry on, staying hedged.
The Zombie is a sycophant douchebag.
L2R
You brighten a blog by leaving it.
@dave
How do you feel being an irrelevant sheep?
Don’t #9 and #6 directly contradict eachother? Doesn’t really matter I guess, good post.
Jake, that was pretty funny.
Things to come for XOM???????
‘Petro-Canada, Canada’s No. 4 oil producer and refiner, posted a $691-million net loss’
@ALL THE HATERS
Fact is that I’m the best trader in blog world. My picks of the day are 23-6-1 since I started blogging. NOBODY can match that. NOBODY. Carry on, I have rich people stuff to do.
@dave channing
He is just staying hedged. HA.
Fly:
Sorry I told you I would post my 2 cent stock picks in the Peanut Gallery but I don’t have time to look for minds like RC’s and yours for conformation. Thanks RC!
I’ll show you folks how iBankCoin from watching cnbc!
I bought SQNM @ 20.55
He-He ya gotta read this
http://blogs.zdnet.com/BTL/?p=11905
Can we ban little2rich4u? If not, is killing him OK?
@Tim is a faggot
You need people like me. I expose your types for the idiot sheep you are. No wonder you want to off me.
Honestly, what kinda of blogger would name his blog little2rich4u? there’s a little douchbaggery there, no?
Wtf is that 26-2 1 bullshit or whatever?
I expose your types for the idiot sheep you are
You aren’t related to Devil’s dog in some way. Perhaps he went though town one day saw the female hyena, humped it and you show up many years later?
little2rich4u
Go play hide and go fuck yourself you pencil necked geek.
@J
Since simple minded folk like y’all will never understand 23 winners, 6 losers and 1 breakeven result for my pick of the day. All documented. Try to match that and then come back to me and tell me who the douchebag is.
Simple minded fools, I don’t know why I even bother talking to idiots like you all.
Snuggies are the new ShamWow
Devildog humping a hyena. What does that produce? a Platypus?
Rule number 1) Everything is a scam
Rule number 2) Everything is a scam
Rule number 3) This time the scam has been cracked wide open for all to see.
Rule number 4) You can not fix a scam with a scam
Rule number 5) Scam theorists have almost always been correct. Now they have the tools to gather evidence for those living in the Matrix. Will you take the blue pill or the red pill ?
Rule number 6) There are no rules…only truth
little2rich4u…you come back to this blog because you are deeply dissatisfied and insecure. Your feelings of self worth are based on how you are viewed by others. You are clearly a narcissist. This comes as no surprise…invariably, kids that have been coddled by their parents, always end up in this predicament. My free advice to you is to seek professional help.
Dickead
You can still have 50 winners, one loser and still lose all your capital. So fuck off that sort of shit only impresses low IQ folk like you.
those stats mean little. In fact it can very likely mean that you’re doing the wrong thing by taking profits too early.
I’ve had enormous yeas with 40% win loss ratios simply because of how i manage my trades.
So as i said fuck right off.
that ETF is now fucking worse than FXP…BXP shits the bed and it does fuck all and BXP is up…sticking to shorts on specific names…SLW should move up as the book runners are off the deal and overhang is gone
2rich is probably the biggest douche I have ever seen on the internets. and that is saying something.
be careful with daddy’s money, BOY!
@Dr. Freud
Fuck off, you don’t know shit. You are just jealous.
@J
Check the record asshole. My 2 losses in January went for -1.53% and -3.38%. I had many winners over 10% and a huge number over 5%.
once again you prove you know nothing but continue trading your bullshit account till you lose it all. LOSER.
Isn’t he a douche.
he tells people he doesn’t wanna talk to them…. on some else’s blog.
he’s ripping off the Fly’s style but without the wit or intelligence. he’s just a belligerent asswipe.
sniper6 initiates position PBR @ $26.50
I’m not checking your blog because it would be a waste of fucking time, you nimrod.
And frankly I don’t believe a word you say.
Win loss ratio ( in terms of trades) is basically a meaningless ratio to people in the business other than using that stat to see what the win loss ratio of total gains to loses are.
Now fuck off.
Fly could you please have little2gay4U waterboarded?
Thanks in advance.
-Jeff
@J
Oh did I hurt your feelings with the “ading your bullshit account till you lose it all” comment? So sorry, better luck next life
@All the other haters
You are all poor unfortunates with no hope at a good life. You do now know what you speak of.
Or RPG’ed that would show uop as pink mist.
Fly, is Rush Limbaugh Barney Franks gay lover? Do they share their training bras and leotards with each other?
@little2 : yawn.
Or RPG’ed that would show up as pink mist.
The kids in Richie’s prep school that would have normally beat him up appear to have forsaken their duties. What is wrong with today’s youth?
Guys, he’s just following rule #9, although poorly, as you should get noticed for intelligent commentary and market insight, not this crap he’s posting over and over again here. Let this be the end of it, quit commenting/answering him.
Fly isn’t answering him, neither should we.
In fact anyone who does answer him from now on will prob BE him trying to keep this crap alive.
Oh did I hurt your feelings with the “ading your bullshit account till you lose it all” comment? So sorry, better luck next life
Nope, dickhead. My feelings rarely get hurt and certainly not from someone who announces themselves as “the best trader in the world”.
I think you’re a registered sex offender, writing this from your cell.
@ALL THE POOR SHEEP
You are all funny. You do not understand how someone could come on here at have such a blazing winning %. This makes you all feel worthless. I just started trading and am leaps and bounds above you all.
I know it sucks that you never made any money in the market. So sorry. I know you are all jealous of me and my wealth. Of my family and my Father’s support. You probably don’t even speak to your family.
I am what you all wish you could be. Young, wealthy, good looking, smart, a great trader, an up and coming music artist.
I do things, I get things done. You just watch like the sheep you are. Oh well, carry on.
@J
“Nope, dickhead. My feelings rarely get hurt and certainly not from someone who announces themselves as “the best trader in the world”.
I think you’re a registered sex offender, writing this from your cell.”
I am the best trader of any blog writer. That is a fact my friend.
And you are right again, I am writing this from my cell. MY CELL OF LUXURY AND WEALTH. We have walls built around us to keep poor unfortunate losers such as yourself out. So sorry, better luck next life.
Don’t even compare me to that piece of crap. Even we lovers of exotic variety have standards.
He’s very gay.
WOW…….Little1DickIsU……take some Prozac and go back to your padded room and pound sand.
People please ignore this twerp.
He is obviously a mental case.
Fly, would you please purchase CNBC from GE and fire everyone and insert hosts that actually report reality and live on this planet?
about to break all 10,
gold update
http://www.ibankcoin.com/peanut_gallery/
I am done with you guys. Seems like you now have to resort to “idiot talk” but that is what defeated ones do.
Jog on. Friends.
Viz
Oh Oh.
We know who uses the phrase “jog on.”
Could it be one and the same?
Larry Kudlow is the King of Asshats and wants to suck Rush Dimbulb’s tiny cock. Corporate tax cuts have far less effect on the economy than payroll tax cuts, and both have less impact than spending. Multiplier effect for each is 0.3, 1.3 and 1.5. Larry should shut the fuck up and stop making such as ass of himself.
Larry Krudlow cannot see outside of the gold plated bubble he lives inside. That is the problem with that jackasshat.
burn WYNN burn.
“an up and coming music artist.”
Seriously, awesome material.
I should have just went skiing today.
Time for a sandwich.
LOL, I just saw your front cover pic.
My sons have that video game — “Age of Mythology?” no?
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Burn STT burn.
I suggest to make a pole – who is the most stupid broad on CNBC. I vote for MELISSA FRANCIS http://www.cnbc.com/id/15838151/
Why do they keep her? It is possible that she sucks on “mustard seed man” after hours.
I have a pole, but it’s for Karen Tso, not Melissa Francis.
Jake, I think Horatio Clawhammer is channeling Thor.
Jed: Go fuck a mastodon.
The Fly is God.
Speaking of Karen TSO — her Dad’s refinah is never finah today.
All of you chamberers bitching about gas being unusually high, even though the oil prices have stayed moderate should put two and two together and make some money off that burr in your saddle.
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Boca –that may be so, but that’s definitely Zeus on the front cover right now.
I’m wondering if the video game belongs to Fly or Jeremy.
Kids these days.
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TSO (Karen, refinah) have nice crack spreads. May have to get me some of that.
The Zombie swallows
11. Obey the first ten, but never forget about #11 either, link to me or I’ll magically twist your balls off with my tornado spell.
I hope they made Blago go through a metal detector.
Oh My, I just visited , Mr. 2rich4u’s blog.
For Gawd’s Sake, I thought I was ego maniac, with the maturity of a 16 year old looking to get laid. But Fuck that, 2Rich definitely takes the fucking cake in in that category.
O.K. we all here have to post our CNBC hosts that Fly has to fire, and list the ones he keeps, once he buys CNBC from GE when GE goes near belly-up.
my keepers:
Mark Haines
Dylan Ratigan
Joe Kernen
Carl Quintanilla
John Harwood
Rebecca Jarvis (but with certain rules)
Charlie Gasparino (just for fun)
Sharon Epperson (just because she just reports facts)
Rick Santelli
To FIRE:
All the rest, which will be consolidated as:
All the Asshats
All the Twits
little2rich4u said…
@Anonymous
How am I a jerk? I just speak my mind and attack when attacked. I NEVER PROVOKE SHIT.
I never provoke shit…You could go far with that statement, its a poly entendre for the mall crowd.
I see Trish Reagan in a new light after her Ganja special…let her stay.
and michelle caruso just to show us her titties..but she must stfu
Michelle “fucking” Caruso “fucking” Cabrera is a Twit and will not be allowed to stay no matter how big her fucking tits…..she is in the top 3 Twit consolidation category and is not staying.
hey pollster:
stupid aside, my blood boils at the sight of sue herrera and her ridiculous fucking hair.
NEW LOWS coming. Where is DEVILDOG when you need him ? ALL of yesterdays gains evaporated. -300 today at the very least. Hows that FAS working ? LMAO
to jg, yes Sue is in the FIRE “Twit” consolidation category.
get serious people, Fly will be serious when firing these people, he will not keep any Twit on board no matter how big the tits or how cute their squeal is when being fucked in their cute little asses…..get serious, this is for OUR health and OUR future sanity.
time for the fly to come up and say that he reversed his yesterday’s positions (buy FXI/sell EEV) and he is having egrigious gains and that he will always win
CAP-
Yesterday DOW up +200, FAS +32%
Today DOW down -200, FAS -13%
I like that deal. Especially at these levels in the Dow.
How bout a new post, telling me what to do 😛
a
Hater.
Thanks for the advice though.
Hey – take it easy on Sue (and Bill). They’re old school from the fnn days. Ed Hart rest in peace was the funniest credit market commentator I have ever seen.
Commenting on a government spokeperson’s fluff on a recently released GDP number: “and if you put wheels on your aunt [Mabel] she’d be a bus”
Just insert the name of your favorite heavy auntie, I don’t think he would mind.
buy the pink sheets apparently…
http://www.kiplinger.com/columns/picks/archive/2009/pick0128.htm
yep, Charlie Gasparino definitely stays…. he almost just said “fuck” on TV….stopped himself at the “k”
Your portfolios are about to be impeached….Developing…
Hows that FAS working ? LMAO
Up about 16% from where you shorted it, copraphagist.
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