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You’re Still Fucking Doomed

Life as a retiree is not as eventful as I thought it would be.

Between putting sun screen on my nose and kicking the asses of the men on shuffle board courts, I’m rather bored.

Luckily for me, I was not forced to watch CNBC today and bear witness to their fucking asshole fuckery. For example, I just turned it on now and BAM, some bitch is talking about all the cash on the “sidelines” coming into the market.

ROFLFLGFGSDFHFGGSDFGDFHDFBDFGSDFG—VXCFZHFGGGDF!!!

I call BULLSHIT!

As an aside, it’s worth noting, had I listened to my own post retirement advice this morning, getting long DXO, I would have lost money.

So goes the life of a retiree. I had no idea what the fuck I was talking about. But don’t worry, my faculties are back.

Take a look at JPM: they’re fucking doomed. Like BAC, JPM is buying all sorts of stupid shit too—From Bear Sterns to Washington Mutual.

I should have held onto my FAZ position; but I didn’t. I will be happy with my victories and careful with how I redeploy my cash.

Going into the bell, I can’t help but believe SRS is buyable.

NOTE: Take a look at BCS–LEH. Ouch.

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48 comments

  1. kidstock

    The Fly is God

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  2. Moses

    kidstock and Zombie are blasphemers and should rot in hell.

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  3. Tim

    put a robe on, cover that chicken chest and go make another stupid episode. the only thing doomed is your tv show.

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  4. John the baptist

    John 3:16

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  5. goodfornothing

    Mothafuckawhat?

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  6. Braveflaps

    John 6:44

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  7. Damon

    CNBC is doing EVERYTHING in their power to get the market to go up here. Thieves.

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  8. Freddy Krueger

    Joining the airlines bandwagon…

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  9. Jakegint

    Freddy — check out the refiners. Something going on there, and has been since the Nov 21st lows.

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  10. The Zombie

    Moses: Fuck you.

    The Fly is God.

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  11. Freddy Krueger

    Jakegint…

    Which symbols so i can be on the same page…

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  12. GW

    Good for you Fly you missed Kudlow and his mustard seed crapola….
    Take some real time off away from the office….

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  13. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    re: SRS, I think retirement is a good thing to keep with on it.

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  14. The Fly

    Look at this fucking tape. Pure fuckery.

    Gapping:

    STFU. Work on making 1% on the market. Leave the big gains to men like me.

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  15. Freddy Krueger

    I agree Fly…i felt like messing up with DAL, CAL and AMR this afternoon…

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  16. Big Mike

    All them people saying “FLY IS GOD” is probably the Fly himself portraying as a different person….

    Hey man, no judgment here…to each his own, I guess

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  17. Danny

    ZING!

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  18. Damon

    Praying for divine intervention again.

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  19. Moses

    No judgment here…but judgment will come.

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  20. alphadawgg

    And, how many samwiches have you consumed today as a faux retiree?

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  21. Lady Guenevere

    I bought DXO at 3.0 on Sr Fly’s advise this morning, that he now takes back as being given during a temporary lapse in sanity.

    Yes I am losing money on that trade.

    Hopefully I can break even on it soon.

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  22. Fly, can PPT run a report on HOU on the TSX?

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  23. Thunderpup

    Damnit Jake, those videos are a complete waste of time!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm6cqpJvsT4&feature=related

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  24. Lady Guenevere

    PS….for all you guys that continue to refer to “the actor fly’s’ attire in the video as A BATH ROBE

    Jesus…please get some class—its a SMOKING JACKET!

    🙂

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  25. Steve The Neighbor
    Steve The Neighbor

    Don’t worry Fly, Jr. You can mow my lawn in the summer and shovel the snow this winter to earn some college money. Nassau County Community College can’t cost that much anyway.

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  26. malaka

    Thoughts on buying C this low ? Or GE near 13 bucks ? Just curious

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  27. Free Advice Service
    Free Advice Service

    Hey Fly, Since you have all this spare time, you should go cross town and visit the Krullster. He sounded really depressed in his last video. Go take him a samwitch or something and try to cheer the poor fucker up.

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  28. Jakegint

    Freddy–

    Sorry, I gave em out before — I’m in TSO, WNR, VLO and HOC, in that order.

    Tons of TSO.

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  29. Jakegint

    Nassau Community College?

    Perish da fuggin’ t’ought!

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  30. Thunderpup

    Lady G, you’ve analyzed the video in detail. Are you sure it wasn’t a lounging robe?

    http://www.hillesodesigns.com/htdocs/loungingrobe.htm

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  31. Jakegint

    NOTE: Take a look at BCS–LEH. Ouch.

    Looks purty good from here.

    Affirmed earnings, etc.

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  32. Generational Market Bottom
    Generational Market Bottom

    Jakegint Says:

    Freddy — check out the refiners. Something going on there, and has been since the Nov 21st lows.
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    You mean when I called the Generational Market Bottom and told the board to buy TSO at 7 and VLO at 14 1/2?

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  33. Donny

    BEARS … you may want to think about covering right now, and/or selling your iETFs.

    The banks have already reported earnings … they’ve already been bailed out … they’ve already been downgraded by the rating agencies. I guess what I’m saying, it ain’t gonna get much worse in the coming weeks.

    Something to chew on.

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  34. Jakegint

    We close over 851, you want to be out of the short shit, at least for the near term.

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  35. Jakegint

    You mean when I called the Generational Market Bottom and told the board to buy TSO at 7 and VLO at 14 1/2?

    No, it was Chivas, actually.

    Unless you’re him, which I doubt.

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  36. Jakegint

    Cannot believe they gave bond fuckers off at 1400 today.

    Egregious shirkers.

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  37. MOOBER

    John 14:6

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  38. jig

    i feel so free that i no longer have that hor SRS in my portfolio.

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  39. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Jake – What do you think the chances we close right on 851.00?

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  40. Yogi & Boo Boo

    OK – Shorts get to live another 3 days… Back to my cave.

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  41. Jakegint

    Yogi — interesting, SPX closed 849, but the SPY is 85.15 (which is equivalent over 851 in SPX).

    Connivers.

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  42. Generational Market Bottom
    Generational Market Bottom

    Jakegint Says:

    You mean when I called the Generational Market Bottom and told the board to buy TSO at 7 and VLO at 14 1/2?

    No, it was Chivas, actually.

    Unless you’re him, which I doubt.

    *******************************************

    I called
    the Generational Oil Top in May,
    the generational Market Bottom Nov 20
    the Generational Oil Bottom in late December the Generational Bond Market Top a week ago.

    I am FOUR for FOUR.

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  43. Buckeye Bob

    WTF was that panic spike of IYR going into the close…

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  44. Jakegint

    Generational — Here’s hoping you’re correct about that oil bottom, as I’m egregiously long as of this week.

    But I’ve been in the refiners for a while now.

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  45. Freddy Krueger

    I agree with Generational Market Bottom…A lot was forced selling IMHO.

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  46. Cuervos Laugh

    Matthew 24:44-51

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