24 is a show for morons. Really, I know you fuckers like that anti-terrorist shtick, since the terrorists are out to get us and all. But that show makes The A-Team look like a tony award winning Broadway play.
Don’t look now, but BAC is about to hit single digits. Do you sense another bank panic? I do.
Fun fact: When FDR was first inaugurated, the market crashed and the U.S. was forced to declare a “bank holiday.”
Why is YHOO still a relevant topic? That company is homeless man in the winter funny.
Recent IQ tests indicate “The Fly” is still smarter than you, with a score north of 150.
Aside from PPT, the Godly folks from iBankCoin have a big surprise for the internets, and will unveil such said surprises by February.
Is Jim Goldman a midget?
Only terrorists or terrorist sympathizers buy oil stocks. Just saying.
Don’t look now, GE is fucked!
UPDATE: I bought 2,000 EEV @ $56.40.
UPDATED Shit: How does CNBC get away with being non-objective reporters? I mean, if any registered rep said half the things that Dennis Kneale, Cramer, Kudlow and others espouse on national t.v., they’d catch a swift kick in the ass by FINRA and/or SEC. They consistently hurt investors by giving bad advice and do so with reckless abandon.
For example: on Friday, as the market was hitting the lows of the day, Dennis Kneale kept saying the market was going to close green. WTF is that?
If some average schmuck took Kneale’s advice on Friday, not only did he get crushed by the end of the day; he also got hammered into the fucking ground on Monday.
Totally unnecessary and egregious.
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Just saying:
# DEVILDOG Says:
Friendly reminder:
# DEVILDOG Says:
Markets DOWN BIG tomorrow and closing at day LOWS.
January 12th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
I’m also going to thoroughly enjoy the upcoming CRASH to NEW LOWS in Feb/Mar.
You’ve been warned.
January 13th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Just watched some clips of bernanke speaking in London on Bloomberg. He’s got that scared as shit shaky voice thing going on BIG time. I think he is scared to death of what the masses are going to do once they figure out what a lying, corrupt scumbag he is. He should be scared, very, very scared.
Silly Fly…
For your information, once a person reaches 120 IQ and above, higher scores become somewhat irrevelant.
It’s kind of like a cutoff height for a basketball player….a person above 7 footer has not a signficant advantage on a person whos 6’4… Look at Jordan who was 6’6… However, a 7 footer has a significant advantage against Jim Goldman (4’11??) whos a hobbit.
Most Nobel Prize winners did not have abnormal high score…Einstein had IQ of 150.
If you need proof, look at the study on Outliars by Malcolm Gladwell.
’24’ got old during the 2nd season/day/whatever they call them. Can’t believe they’re still churning out that drivel and people are still getting excited for it!
“He’s got that scared as shit shaky voice thing going on BIG time”
LMAO
Einstein had a score north of 250.
And Al Gore discovered the Internet..
Same Old
http://blogs.wsj.com/deals/2009/01/09/obamas-wall-street-buddies/
Al Gore also discovered global warming.
A great man.
A question for Tradercaddy:
Thanks again for your comments on Tradelog.
You said that it didn’t match with 1099 but was close. How do you reconcile the difference?
Jim Goldman is an abnormally tall midget, a veritable Ripley’s freak of nature, if you will.
He’s great, but he’s no Gasparino…
Dennis Kneale needs to get a job next to Gene Shallott, though. He knows nothing.
Al Gore discovered some people will believe anything if it’s presented with egregious pictures of nature.
Market heading lower. Who knew?
Devil Dog, that’s who!!!
Never bet against the man whose second name is god spelled backwards.
THE FUCKERY is coming soon to a concert hall near you…..
get your tickets now before they are all sold out…..
JIM GOLDMAN IS A HOBBIT…Stop calling him a “midget”…thats politically incorrect;
Any asshat who ever listens to Dennis Kneale for stock buying advise is more of an asshat idiot than the Queen of idiots, Kneale himself……
Dog has his own cheerleader now? Not even Jake has that does he?
JIM “Baggins” GOLDMAN?
In addition to the time machine, have you now added a FRIG (Fly Random Insult Generator) to the arsenal?
Easy now, that’s my boy Bauer you’re talking ’bout. However, I’m a sucker for cheesy sci-fi and fantasy plots, 24 qualifies for the fantasy section.
HAHAHA that made me laugh right out loud, TheArtist, hope the neighbors didn’t hear
Everyone here is in serious need of therapy.
Shamwow Parody:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-A9fmnAsgdg
wow….dog has a F430, AND his own cheerleader…….
being that dog lives in Montana….retired VP, I wonder if he is a retired Dental Floss Tycoon?
Hey TheArtist – Watch it… I’m the dental floss tycoon.
The Fuckery does not rise before the last half hour of trading, but when they do, turn your monitors to ELEVEN, baby!!
Hello Cleveland!!
Hello Cleveland!!
Hello Cleveland Steamer!!!!
Not to be a pain in the ass for details, but the market crashed in 1929 and FDR wasn’t elected until 1932.
Get ready guys…(and gals) Barney the gay meatball is getting ready to speak….
If you took Dennis Kneale’s advice on Friday you deserve to lose all your money because your an asshat.
We will probably see a push by the bulls in this hour and who knows what the end of the day brings
Pay attention:
I am not talking about the big crash. However, if you had a brain attached to your fucking head, you’d know the market was perpetually dropping during the Great Depression. There were numerous mini crashes.
Oh, you’d also know that FDR was inaugurated in March of ’33.
But that’s neither here not there.
“24” jumped the shark when they let this tasty piece escape her permanant “Perils of Pauline” role.
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I’ve saved the world from complete annihilation 6 times, you stock market bunch of pussies. Bill and Cloe are pulling up a list of all you commie bastards with terrorist portfolios, and I’m going to find you and rip your jugular out by this time tomorrow. Roger that!
There were numerous mini crashes.
And numerous bear market rallies.
In fact, some of our most egregious — ever.
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Height is over-rated. After all, Dennis Kneale is taller than average.
You’re all fucking assholes.
Damn BAC is getting kicked in the teeth. Lewis may have bit off a little too much. Merrill had crazy exposure to CMBS and countrywide has probably been a little harder to unwind than they thought
Jack —
Not for nothin’, but Chloe’s gonna “feed you the wrong codes to your PDA” you keep misspelling her name like that.
Bring back Kim!
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Oil down, XOM up. That’s some funny shit there.
Any man who wears a bowtie in this modern day is a total fucking gay knob-swallower………
Great. This will really swell Anton’s head:
http://returntomanliness.com/2008/08/26/baddest-manliest-most-feared-on-screen-hitmen-of-our-time/
The difference between a person of a 120 IQ and a 150 IQ can be demonstrated by looking at the inverse – e.g. comparing a person with a 80 IQ with one of a 50 IQ. The first is your average fast food worker bee (or CNBC personality), and the second is basically institutionalized.
People with a 120 IQ are probably among the most dangerous on the planet – As evidence, I submit Senors Bush and Obama, neither of whom made it into the top 4% of SAT scores, indicating a sub-125 IQ at best. basically slightly more than one standard deviation above the C students in your high school.
Yeah, that ‘really’ smart mulatto fellow is gonna save us all. NOT.
The difference between an IQ of 150 and 120 is 30.
Ahhh…Elisha Cuthbert. Yum.
we all like to make fun of CNBC peeps but they are the smart ones making living by just talking and not bad living at all…
I’ve got it!
‘Dennis Kneale is to CNBC as Tucker Carlson is(was) to CNN.’
Pretty succinct, I believe.
Meanwhile, it looks like “all your Consumer Services are belong to us…”
TMO is ripping on no news. How does the PPT feel about it?
Thunder,
Fortunately, my haircut is designed to accommodate swelling.
I figured it out. TMO is moving in sympathy with VAR. Still curious about the PPT score if you get a chance.
FLY you are breaking the ULTIMATE taboo in American society – you can talk about have a big dick, a big bank account, or big fake boobs on your wife, but don’t you DARE ever admit to the rabid crowd of PC apologists that perhaps, maybe, you just might have a IQ that the average citizen can barely count to.
A 150 IQ BTW means 99.9 percent of humans are dumber than you are. Good thing all those dumb people (and psychopaths – 4 percent of the population) are in charge, eh ? Just LOVE the job they’ve been doing so far.
I, Mr. Flintstone, happen to have 155 IQ – and it is as much a curse as a blessing – daily dealings with an entire planet full of retards ensures permanently high blood pressure.
Never saw 24, but like Man v Wild on Discovery. It reminds me of Fly navigating himself through the wilds of Wall Street, just trying to survive. And if he has to cut open the carcass of an internet retard, so be it.
ZIPCAR
YOU SEE exactly what I was talking about earlier about people moving from the suburbs to a more urban style life.
Where you can walk to most things…now you can just ‘ rent’ a car when you need it by the hour!
Before long 3/4 of the people in the world will be urban style living.
http://www.zipcar.com/
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Best trading day of the year for me so far!
God bless 3x ETFs!
market is gonna stick it to the bears
Fred, if you have a 155 IQ you should have figured out how to deal with the retards by now.
Fly,
Inspite of weakness in C and BAC, SKF is not going up much. Is it time to buy SKF?
I missed the first season of 24 made the mistake of watching like 12 shows in row over 3 days. I think it raised my BP. That show is egregious.
24 rocks.
Average Americans IQ 98
Einstein IQ 160
1929-33
Rallies % : 52, 19, 27, 31, 39, 28
Declines % : 49, 30, 37, 39, 45, 41, 55
There will be much fuckery this day.
Fred Flintstone, get back on your Pelorosaurus and move the rocks………
I got news for you, Gint, I’m typing this shit with one hand and snapping the necks of little geeks like you with the other. Kim? She couldn’t hack a Black Ice Level 7 without braking a fucking nail or some thing. Now STFU while I go stick a ballpoint pen in some rag head’s eye socket.
Big Mike: it’s Outliers not Outliars.
and for the rest: anything > 140 is considered “Genius”.
Not 150.