I want to buy a mountain lion and set it loose inside my local Citibank.
I want to send 30 pre-paid pizzas to someones house/business.
I want to throw slices of ham at my trader/servant.
I want to lobby Congress to take CNBC off the air!
I want to lobby Congress to take The New Wheel of Fortune off the air (I hate that show).
I want to hire Vince, The SHAM-WOW guy, to do a cheesy infomercial for iBankCoin.
I want to build a real catapult in my backyard, much to the chagrin of Steve.
I want to “accidentally” spill an entire pot of tomato sauce on someones blackberry.
I want to short oil stocks, while laughing all the way to the bank.
I want to cry at a comedy show. I want to laugh at a funeral.
I want to buy a car from a GM dealership, then return it 5 times.
I want to host a seminar in a black ski mask.
I want to disappear from the internet, unannounced, for an undisclosed amount of time.
Finally, I want to go on a job interview with a tie that reads “fuck you, you’re dead.”
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Cruise Miami on my harley with Paris Hilton.
Go back to school and learn how to be a plumber or electrician. This CFA aint worth shit.
Slip into some nice labia ?
Leave your desk for more than 3 hours
Gun Slinger – when did you get your CFA? How bad is it out there for CFAs?
Make some money on my FAZ
Create the 10x etf’s before Direxion does.
Caddy for my son at Q (Qualifying) School Finals (PGA Tour) in Dec. ’09.
P.S. A Contractors license (also a plumber or electrician) is more valuable than a law license.
The Fly is Cod. And his stock picks and 08-09 predictions are Carp. And his supposed “60% gains in 2008” are chum.
Fly needs a new Fly Rod.
Be more like DT.
DT wins again!!!
-DT
Adopt Eddie Haskell.
BTW, that “fuck you, you’re dead” tie would be a great way to monetize this blog…
Even Timmay would buy one!
-DT
Get paid by The Fly to Photoshop the iBankCoin logo wherever he want’s it.
Become President of our Homeowners Association so that I can enforce all of the code violations committed by Fly.
Buy PFE in size
That’s some fucked up shit right there.
DevilDog Says
Cascade DOWN starts tomorrow. Day 55.
December 29th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
DevilDog says
I want to see NEW LOWS FOR DECEMBER
I want the market cascade down on Dec 29, 2008 .Day 55
Fly is God.
2008 Copyright Trader Caddy (only to be assigned to Zombie) *all rights reserved*
Never watch CNBC again, Move from the fattest city in America, Spend a couple of years in France then Italy exploring the culture,history, art, fine wine, food, Go to Wimbledon and the US Open ( all with a nice, well-mannered, stylish gentleman would be even better), tweak my tennis game with a talented and handsome tennis pro.
I know what it feels like to want to escape from the internet…I did it this year…its liberating Mr.Fly- no more crazy emails and people with Messiah complexes.
I want to regain some of the losses from 2008
I want to become a better trader….willing to learn at the feet of a master.
More later…..
There’s only two things you need to know to be a plumber.
1) Payday is Friday.
2) Shit won’t float uphill.
Now you’re a plumber.
Fly:
See if you can get Billy Mays from the Big City Slider Station to do an iBankCoin ad too.
I hate Billy Mays…his voice sounds like helpless little Newbies stuck on Fly’s Fly Paper
You should want to blow up all bridges leading to Manhattan and then buy a monster truck with huge rusty oil drilling augers fixed to the front bumper so that they can spin slowly enough that the squealing can be felt through the dead silence of fear on the streets of NYC. Then you should want to raise the ominous black flag (with iBC logo) from a plunger, eat an egregiously large piece of black coal, and proceed to stand on the accelerator and drive through lower Manhattan taking down every financial institution and third tier blog hosting data center.
The Fly is bored with todays market.
good one.
You’ll get nothing and like it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrpx4NAtsFQ
The market is doing quite well. I may buy some longs soon.
My portfolio fuckin sucks. Feels like I wasted the last 3 weeks.
With all due respect, I’m too busy selling bullshit rags and garbaggio Slap Choppers to poor people to fuck around promoting iBC.
SNUGGIE blankets is where its at now. Sham Wow is all but forgotten.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaEC-lWSlmI&feature=related
The last 3 weeks has been a waste. I want them back!
FLY: I’m telling you HIG is your stock. You and I are like family I wouldn’t steer you wrong!
Gwar
My 10 year old likes to point out that the Snuggie not only keeps you warm but more importantly makes you look like a Wizard. Why they don’t point that out I’ll never understand!
To see your enemies driven before you, and to hear the cries of their women.
All things will be possible in Obama World. It will be a New Nation. http://www.newnation.org
Steve Jobs dying again…
http://gizmodo.com/5120687/steve-jobs-health-declining-rapidly-reason-for-macworld-cancellation
-DT
to buy gas under a buck a gallon
You have very astute children Henry.
How about a Snuggie ~ Sham Wow merger.
ErX moving higher.
Ragin’ Cajun will switch over to my side soon enough my friend. “The Fly’s” days as king of blog world are numbered. 2009 is the year or Rich.
I want to fill Devil Dog’s bunker with Jello-brand lemon pudding.
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…to eat some eagle McNuggets. To see a seal pup clubbing an Eskimo. For Prince Alwaleed to go all “Christopher Reeves” from his frickin horse…
I want to purchase the Coney Island Cyclone and outfit it with one of those grinning Michael Strahan heads at the top of the first big drop.
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Thanks Gwar, The 10 yr old is quite witty
anyone else getting extremely annoyed with this homo –>little2rich4u?
go sit on your thumb and rotate you d’bag..
…to carve a turkey with a chainsaw. To color M&M’s with lead paint. To take a shit on home plate in the new Yankee Stadium…
Recieve 30 pre-paid pizzas
And to see NFLD with a 20 handle.
Little Dick just wants some attention. He lost a lot of daddy’s money trading so he is trying to make some of it back via his blog. Timmay! now he is annoying.
I want to get drunk and buy stocks, like in the “good old days.”
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see U.S. taxpayers pay the 50 billion lost by madoff to all the poor jew investors
I can get behind the IBC commercial by Vince of Sham-Wow fame. You’d be an Internets legend.
Hmmmm, your idea seriously rocks, love it. It would be even cooler if Fly did it in his ice cream truck with a giraffe riding shotgun hahaha
What I want in 2009:
1. My money back, 2008 sucked! Gimme a refund.
2. To sell something big, like a piece of real estate. That would work.
3. To be more like DT’s sister.
4. To marry Eddie Haskell.
Why the hell SARBOX wasn’t a shitty piece of legislation after the 2008 market fiasco