“The Fly” is into change now—big time. I want to change the landscape of my neighborhood, via buying my neighbors houses in foreclosure and converting them into petting zoos or safe houses for big booted clowns.
I want to change the internets, forcing third tier bloggers into destitute squalor. I want to destroy certain teevee celebrities, via debanking them in the most inhuman “Peal Harbor-esque” manner.
Plutonium Petey is all about doing the things mentioned above, while at the same time offsetting all of that bad karma, via helping you sloppy retards bank coin in the market.
All of you fuckers owe me at least 50 hours of community service. Do not be surprised if you get a notice in the mail, summoning you to place orange cones around my neighborhood or clean my windows.
As you read this, you’re thinking “asshole, how about talking about the market, eh? Ha, asshole, what should I buy”?
Well, if you are going to take that sort of tone with me, I say: fuck you. No stock picks for you!
What? You apologize?
Too late, goat fucker.
“The Fly” has many enemies and many battle scars, through years of hand to hand combat with these egg heads, to prove his valour [sic]. Which reminds me, I am planning a trip to Africa, in order to murder some elephants and other “precious creatures,” in order to make an ivory key chain. Fuck animals.
Finally, if there is anything you blue collared type should take from this post, it is: oil is leading the market lower and to never insult Senor Tropicana, even if it’s merely a “thought crime.”
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Citigroup hit single-digits. Kudos to Meredith Whitney.
Can someone please send HK to singles?
The Gods Must Be Crazy, Part 3: The Fly Goes To Africa
The Fly is God.
I mean 4
Yes We Can!!
Sprint is at “egregious” levels @ < $2
-Assuming Hance and Co. aren’t fans of the Enron management strategy
HI Fly,
I am gay.
Bye.
DM
Dennis Kneal sucks Barney Frank’s cock. I hate that gay fucker. Please fire him now!
anyone want to short UPS? hatred.
eww that smell can’t smell that smell
GS is burning
We gotta start makin’ changes,
learn to see me as a brother instead of 2 distant strangers.
rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat that’s the way it is.
Message to Mister Fly-
Please get control of your house!
Please allow only God Fearing, Heterosexuals, who embrace capitalism in this venue. I’ve had it with the fucking bickering and snide bullshit from some of the boy-luving fagots that post in here on a regular basis.
Divergence going on.
They are trying hard to hit 860 on the ES futures.
buyin GS right here (seriously).
stop at 66.43
US financials…still not “oversold”. GS almost got there but that bullshit mini-rally yesterday only served to delay the process and make it worse.
Fly- If you turn my house into a zoo can I have the job of zookeeper?
I will need the $$ plus all of the monkey chow I can eat.
Shalom.
Of all the comments above, only TWO are worthy of reading.
What a fucking joke. Fly starting banning comments.
GOOG breaks 300 on its way to 250
GOOG broke support. I’m out.
We are subjected to a computer trojan probably concocted by a 7 year old filipino in Manila and Fly says we’re not worthy of his ‘gourmet shit”…CLASSIC!!
HK just went past $15 to put my calls in the money. Go HK, Go!
Cajun buys FXP sub $79.
I’ll be back Friday.
# November 12th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
# Donny Says:
Message to Mister Fly-
Please get control of your house!
Please allow only God Fearing, Heterosexuals,who embrace capitalism in this venue.
Don’t you mean transsexuals ? That way you will be the only one allowed on here. Then you can brag about your bullshit 4 figure account all day long and those $50 wins.
gold is breaking, the deflation pressure is on… puts in URE and UYG are heating up.
ShortBus-
Which two comments (not counting yours)?
They will be dealt with in the iBankCoin reeducation camp in Laos.
Dittos, Donny – let’s have political comments if the homo stuff is permitted. Kneale and Burney Frink need to move to Haiti. FXP is making my blood pressure explode upward.
You know that guy in the movie Boiler Room? The chump who Seth punked out of his house buying money? That’s how I feel right now holding FXP from $86.50. Just…give…me…my…money…back.
Tell me I’m wrong to feel that way. I’d like to hear fantastico stories of gentlemens [sic] of greater courage and charisma who think FXP heads higher soon.
FUCK THE ART HOGAN BOTTOM.
I checked my calander, for awhile I thought it was october again.
80% short-10% long-10% cash.
Soon, there will be a new “F” word….
I say, FXP em all
There should be a separate tab for an anything goes free speech corner. Kind of like an internet Trafalgar Square.
Fly,
This whole bit about fucking Art Hogan’s bottom seems to go against the recent calls for pure heterosexuality.
Get control of yourself.
-DT
FXP is about to Goose-step
Just bought GOOG @ 296. My favorite setup, oversold daily and intraday.
Along with the comments section, I think it’s fair to say all tabbed bloggers, except RC, need to be fired.
It’s been a long time since I’ve fired bloggers. Their work is less than desirable, if you know what I mean.
Man the guillotine!!!
We are getting very close to a new low on the S&P. I have a feeling a lot of the longs are going to first shit themselves and after they change pants sell.
I love EEV!
I won’t stick around long if it doesn’t reverse quickly though. Take my loss and hit the road.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO_QntXc-c4
Nice, and you should bring back Ducati too, if only for a week, so you could fire him again.
-DT
Forget it, don’t like how it’s acting. Out of the goog at 295.
FXP is dead. might push to 87.5, but that’s about it.
Don’t hang Danny.
But dubs on Gio’s surf board!
It seems that some of us have gone beyond the established precedent of “Satire” and “Immaturity”, and have gone into the realm of holding grudges, and making extremely gay comments.
Anon:
SURE. I heard that before. My brain versus yours. Let’s see who wins.
DONNY:
You just made a gay comment. Very emo.
“The Fly” is into change now—big time. I want to change the landscape of my neighborhood, via buying my neighbors houses in foreclosure and converting them into petting zoos or safe houses for big booted clowns”
^^^Best quote since the Aunt Jemima/Statue of Libery quote^^^
On a side note I just filled up my tank and it cost $46. 3 months ago I had a 90 print while filling up. Kind of like the SP500 I guess
God willing, gas will go to 50 cents.
And although it seems heven sent, we ain’t right, to have a black president.
Killuminati
I wonder if I pour a can of Monster Energy M-80 into my tank if it will give me an octane boost?
That shit is the BOMB Man!
Could we see another replay of yesterday with a pop at 11:30?
I don’t think so
This whole decline is a massive government conspiracy so that us sheep would be willing to allow it to take over our 401Ks, IRAs, and pensions and we would allow it since the gov. will reset the amounts to Aug. 1.
Bennet Sedacca
01:59:43 PM
No positions in stocks mentioned.
An update on the Chosen Ones
Remember the 9 ‘chosen’ financial institutions? Citigroup (C), Bank of America (BAC), Goldman Sachs (GS), JPMorgan (JPM), USB (USB), Wells Fargo (WFC), Bank of New York (BK), State Street (STT) and Merrill (MER)?
I created a custom index to track their performance.
See it below. Ugly.
The Chosen Ones
effrey Cooper
02:09:32 PM
No positions in stocks mentioned.
Do or Die
It’s at the do or die point.
And , the apathy is palpable. If you told 10 traders a 200 handle S&P rally was coming, it feels like the majority would say, great, enjoy it, I don’t want to know about it.
Maybe that sentiment is what marks a turning point?
Just askin’.
Okay Mister Fly … I shall bite my tong and not post here anymore.
Good Luck Sir!
Sorry, this is the quote of the month. Contributed by “hmmmmm,” I think:
Isn’t the godly hand of America wiping out other bullshit nations via “monetary policy” in a seemingly Pyrrhic manner? Kind of like pulling the plug out of the wall on kids glued to the tv screen intensely playing a video game. Game over, now get the fuck out of here.
What a phucking metaphor! Quality!
_____
liar
fly:
not a versus thing. no range expansion to the upside on diminishing volume. that followed the break from 100 last week which was on increasing volume.
fxp dead.
you’re an idiot.
it shorts lfc, chl, ptr= all dead.
Chief Censor: IF you can not figure out which of the TWO comments above my post are the ONLY sensible ones, then you are one of the idiots posting shit.
Donny: Good move, it is getting unreadable, and your comments are mostly useful. Come back when the markets return to normal and the brainless neanderthals have left. And that is coming from someone who calls himself ShortBus !!!!
Donny: I am really really really hoping that you do not think that “TONGUE” is written as “TONG”. Really.
Dear Mr. Fly,
I think it is time you switch to some good mutual funds with low expense ratios, like Vanguard. You will not be so angry or bitter in your speech as a result.
Ever get the feeling that we are in egregiously fucked up territory?
This market is pure Vegas.
Fire tab bloggers and hire goats.