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Obama Really is the Messiah

The republicans are fucking horse faced asshats. Boy did they blow an opportunity of a lifetime, over the last 8 years. Tonight, I voted against all republicans, in order to punish them for their stupidity.

God willing, within 10 years, there will be no more republicans left in office. I’d like to see every single one of those “horse faced egg fuckers” voted out, then witness their automobiles fall victim to random molotov cocktails.

Why, you ask?

Why the fuck not?

These pricks presided over the biggest financial fuck up, since the Romans sold short gunpowder stocks and went long catapults, in size.

Plus anyway, Obama is the messiah. He will take our taxes and make gold castles with them. He will invade China and force them to wear red turbans, in order to placate our new allies in the Steppes.

Life will be “Obamaesque,” once Obama sits at the head of all tables.

He will kill Wall Street bankers and use their tennis courts to manufacture government cheese and powdered milk. The liberals will have their way, via a filibuster proof Senate, with all sorts of egregious shit. Just in case you are worried and “bible-esque,” fear not. The good Lord is on Obama’s side and will make sure that he (Obama) is able to tax the rich (anyone making more than 20 grand) at an outrageous 70% clip—without debate.

All of you doctor motherfuckers will enjoy 90% pay cuts, under a new egregious healthcare plan.

Howsofuckingever, I look forward to bankrupting doctors and nurses, along with hospitals, in order to teach them a lesson in life. Money is NOT to be made off of other peoples ailments. The Lord will spite those who do so and tax them at very high rates.

Finally, “The Fly” is very much interested in seeing taxes raised and tobacco/oil companies bankrupted, for they do not employ anyone. All they do is employ evil, blood thirsty cancer dealers, who preside from the darkest corners of the Earth, and whose goal in life is to “horsefuck” America into a very bad homeless/dead situation.

God Bless America, sort of.

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260 comments

  1. Topper Harley

    LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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  2. swan dive

    amen brother.

    altruism is a virtue. Take from the fly and give to the ghetto.

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  3. wtf

    the Fly IS in fact crazy…
    The dems had nothing to do with the financial fuckery?
    what am I missing?

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  4. The Fly

    No.

    The Republican were in charge and they spent money like imbeciles. The party has morphed from cigar smoking, scotch drink money men, to bible thumping red neck morons, who relish in the fact that they are stupid.

    As a point in fact,they make fun of people who go to college.

    In order to rebuild the GOP, it needs to be destroyed, just like America.

    Poetic, no?

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  5. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Obama will pay all my bills soon so I won’t have to keep fucking around with this worthless thing called the stock market. No worries here.

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  6. lol

    It obviously doesn’t even matter, all presidents since Dwight D. Eisenhower are financial fuckups.
    Kennedy and Johns, Medicare, and social security, enough said
    Nixon- no more gold standard, enough said.
    Reagan and Bush – Borrow and spend “no new taxes” enough said”Jimmy carter- nuff said
    Clinton – the big lie, and I’m not talking about his zipper. Lets just call the egregious social security and medicare plans as “income”… that way, we can spend half of it, and still call it a “surplus” and then the following president can replace it, along with the oil reserves.
    Bush – 2 wars while we have a national defecit, nuff said.
    Did I miss anything?
    McCain is done unless he can pull off the miracle win of California and everything else remaining on the map.
    At least I can sleep safe tonight, knowing there won’t be riots in the street.

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  7. lol

    *johns=johnson

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  8. Goldie

    Fly,
    I love you in a non-homo way!!

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  9. Karl Marx

    Unce.

    Tice.

    Fee tiiiiiimes a may-dee.

    And I horsefuuuuuck you.

    //-///

    Fly sings solid gold for America.l

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  10. Donny

    I second everything Mister Fly said! Fuckin’ Right’o!

    Less social issues, and get serious about the gawd damned spending. I don’t what the fuck happened to them … fucking morons. Tonight they pay in flesh.

    As for me, I voted FOR NO FUCKING POLITICIANS. I only voted against all bond issues because California is bankrupt.

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  11. Martial Law is Classified

    Classified

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  12. Count Chocula

    I am sitting in my fortress, sniper rifle in hand waiting for the Obama zombies. I have recently discovered that they are controlled by the chicanery of the news media. A bullet through the brain has proven effective. the end is near.

    Fly you have proven your near mythological status up until now.

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  13. lol

    Get Paul Volker on this shit!

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  14. pn

    Obama is the anointed one. He will unite the planet named Earth and lead its peoples to the stars. Katie Couric will be ambassador to the Galactic Congress since she already looks like an alien.

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  15. lol

    A part of me is ready for jobs to go out the country, taxes to go through the roof, spending to get more out of control first,etc.
    Bush has middle eastern oil secured now we can take everyone home, and save a trillion or so, and “go green” in a egregiously gay way.
    I’m sick of america printing all this bullshit wealth to print themselves out of the problem, like a drunk bum with a credit card paying for expenses with another credit card.

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  16. Thomas Jefferson

    “God willing, within 10 year’s, there will be no more republicans left in office.”

    Who said there’s republicans in office now?
    Ha, those aren’t republicans… I piss on these so called republicans, and shit on the front step of the central bank, and tell my slavemasters to instruct the slaves to lynch em all.
    fuck em, this ain’t no democracy.

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  17. j

    Fly

    The current problems can be placed firmly at the foot of the Fed’s door.

    I don’t know how the fuck you can blame the GOP for this mess unless you think they should have gone for the gold standard.

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  18. Junk Spread

    This is without a doubt the most ignorant, utterly stupid electorate in the history of modern civilization. You, Fly, may make light of the situation, but the sober fact is that this asshat Obama and his soon-to-be filibuster proof congressional majority will fuck up this nation beyond anything most learned individuals can imagine. We’re talking decades here, what with Obama’s messianic hand upon our judicial appointment for the next 4 years, at least. You view this from a simple economic standpoint. I can appreciate that, since I too am of superior intellect, allowing me to profit from the coming plunge into the proverbial sewer via the financial markets. However, I also possess a moral compass and cannot view everything through an economic and financial prism. On a personal note, I fear greatly for the future of my children. The current crop of liberal politician have no shame. There is no line of decency they will not cross. Obama has lied and deceived his way (with the help of a MSM incapable of any shred of integrity with respect to their profession) to the highest office on the globe. He has done so via empty soaring rhetoric and class warfare, hoodwinking stupid individuals who are, nonetheless, allowed to vote, canceling out my infinitely more informed vote. Those who voted for this morally bankrupt imbecile and the stupidest human being in the entire senatorial septic tank, will rue the day they finally decided to put down their crayons (the really fat ones, not the skinny ones), crawl out of their parent’s basement, and pulled the lever for this Communist.

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  19. Thunderpup

    Obama Messiah will redistribute Fly’s wealth to all of us, if we all ask him to do it.

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  20. Woodshedder

    Amen to what Junk said!

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  21. What the fuck does fly know?
    What the fuck does fly know?

    Your comments show what little you actually know.

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  22. The Fly

    Fly knows that the messiah is your new President, hillbilly.

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  23. Thunderpup

    Guy admits he voted a “couple of times”

    http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=YWRiMWE5N2Q4NmI3ZmE5Y2Y3ZDQ4NzNmNWNkNTQwZmI=

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  24. Eye No Stuff

    Junk Spread says: “filibuster proof congressional majority will fuck up this nation beyond anything most learned individuals can imagine”

    You mean the Republicans haven’t already fucked up this nation with this 40% market drop and Trillons in Wealth wiped off the map?

    Junk – go FUCK yourself. No, go FUCK a dog. No, go FUCK your wife, who looks like a dog. No, go FUCK a fellow dumbass, bible thumping Republican. Just make sure you eat your young. I don’t want those fuckers voting in the future.

    Republicans had their chance. They blew it. And as a result, we’ll never see another Republican President in our lifetime. This is a good thing. Very good.

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  25. What the fuck does fly know?
    What the fuck does fly know?

    I got your hillbilly, enjoy your moment you Long Island Yankee Liberal.

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  26. Donny

    Thunder … that is some classic shit!

    The fuckin’ state of Pennsylvania is so fucking corrupt … it’s just comical.

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  27. The Fly

    I am a life long GOP’er, who has donated thousands and helped local officials get elected in NY.

    Don’t call me a lib. I’ll punch your fucking eyebrows off.

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  28. Small Fry

    Don’t you fuckers remember the gas rationing of the Carter years? You had to have a license plate ending in an odd number to buy gas on one day or even to buy on another.

    I’m getting long license plates. CXW, GGI, CRN. Prison stocks for the licnese plate play.

    Bank it.

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  29. JakeGint

    Your irony is noted Fly, but your disdain for the alleged “redneck vote” is ,misplaced. The only thing that saved the GOP from morphing into a substandard branch of the Democrat Party that it had become by the mid-70’s was the core of this country that still believes in the Founders vision.

    I am too disappointed in the American electorate to make even bitter japes tonight.

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  30. wtf?

    Eye,

    FYI the Dems were in control of both the house and senate the last 2 years

    and dont forget Chris dodd, Barney Frank, and Maxin Waters all Dems, stop a republican call to reign in the Dem controlled Fannie and Fredie.

    but dont let facts get in the way

    and is anyone comfortable with the fact that this election was bought and paid for with illegal foreign donations?

    and dont spend your $500 tax refund from the messiah all in one place.

    This country has lost its Honor

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  31. WTF does Fly know?
    WTF does Fly know?

    “I am a life long GOP’er”

    and I’m John Edwards love child.

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  32. TK

    Eye,

    “This is without a doubt the most ignorant, utterly stupid electorate in the history of modern civilization.”

    You, sir, epitomize my gloriously composed prose. The “Republicans” strong-armed the thrifts into lending to semi-retards with no job, income, or intellect? I seem to recall Barney Fag, I mean Frank having something to do with that. I also remember Bill Clinton had his “magic wand” in there stirring the cesspool a bit as well.

    And as for your comment regarding my wife, I beg to differ with you. As for my children, you should be careful what you wish for; one day they will be deciding whether to hire your children (and possibly you yourself) for minimum wage at the local burger joint. Without them, who will employ your children (or you)?

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  33. Osama

    Hey, don’t forget about me! If it wasn’t for 9/11, Bush would never have gotten that massive infusion of political capital… which he proceeded to blow up like a rookie trader, dragging the whole party down with him. A political margin call, if you will.

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  34. WTF does Fly know?
    WTF does Fly know?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1Mazjm_A5k

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  35. JakeGint

    Why there should be an IQ test at the polls:

    You mean the Republicans haven’t already fucked up this nation with this 40% market drop and Trillons in Wealth wiped off the map?

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  36. scum bucket

    Paging Vlad the Impaler.

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  37. wtf?

    my neighbor vote for Obama because he thought he was going to get a tax break.

    when i told him it was a flat $500, and the Bush tax cuts expire in 2 years(effectively wiping out the marraige penalty, the doubling of the child tax credit, and brackets going back up to high 30’s for him) he just said “oh really?+”

    the most uninformed electorate in history…aided by the media of course

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  38. wtf?

    as an aside,

    how the fuck did Rocky beat Appollo Creed?

    on AMC right now if anyone is intersted

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  39. WTF does Fly know?
    WTF does Fly know?

    Fly the Lib-

    You and Spitzer tool around town in your yellow Prius, don’t lie to us.

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  40. BOOMER

    I am one conservative, buckle of the bible belt wearing’, Jesus-lovin’, free market benefittin’, biscuit eater.

    However…

    I voted for Obama. I also voted every incumbent out, regardless of party and voted for myself in one unopposed seat.

    Why? In no particular order:

    – True conservatism is dead, the neo cons must be ejected from leadership

    – American sons and daughters died in Iraq based on bad intel

    – New Orleans, the FEMA fuck ups, and that city is still in ruins

    – The Patriot Act, habeas corpus, et al

    – Bin Laden is still alive

    – Secret prisons, immoral acts of war time cowardice, and torture

    – McCain’s running mate selection

    – Banking “fail” out

    I could go on. I don’t care too.

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  41. A New Era

    Jake nobody to blame but your boy,Dubya who sold your ass for pennies on the dollars to the arabs. We can go around in circles all night but you dam sure know GB has been incahoots with the saudis going back 2 or 3 generations. Letting Mr. Bubbles (Greenspan) do all his F-up’d social experiments with low interest rates and ARMS. Did you know that all the chinese buying of treasuries had dropped the rates on borrowing cost at least 150 basis points, what more did they want??…mutts, all of ’em.

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  42. Cry me a river

    nuff said; I’m a republican and we fucked up. If you are looking for reasons use a mirror. People did not cast their votes against McCain. People cast their votes against George “the Moron” Bush. People will pay for it (their new tax bill is in the mail).

    Bible thumping imbeciles get your own party. Sorry/.

    To the true fiscally conservative Republicans: Take it like a man bitches.It’s not the end of the world.

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  43. boca

    It’s looking a lot like Victory, Johnny Drama style.

    I’ll be chuckling every time somebody from fox news has to contort themselves and pucker up to kiss the skinny ass that’s going to be in the oval office.

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  44. Thunderpup

    So:

    Who thinks long bonds are an excellent long term short here. Obama looks like Carter II to me….oil is looking energized again. Dems will inflate this fucking thing up as much as they can possibly borrow.

    Big rally tomorrow…Soros and his 70 billionaires for Obama will be buying.

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  45. Scully

    Junk

    You really believe Obama is the…’stupidest human being in the entire senatorial septic tank’? Really?

    Take it from somebody who published on a competitive Law Review in an earlier decade — as President of the Harvard Law Review — he’s clearly intelligent. Period.

    Also intelligent is Karl Rove. His brilliant discipline and willingness to use ‘base’ politics made a dummy the president for 8 years. However, these same qualities contributed to Bush being one of the least-effective presidents and one who presided over the very shrinking of the increasingly lower-educated GOP base. Thus, ends the cycle for a decade at least.

    I’m not saying President Obama’s judgment, therefore, will be exceptional. But, I reckon it’ll be better than we’ve had in the last 20 years. Not saying much. McCain should have nominated Ridge and made this a fair fight. Instead, he fired Murphy and listened to the Bush 2004 crew…and lost big.

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  46. Woodshedder

    The problem is, only 55% of the people will pay for it.

    The other 45%, who pay no taxes, will get increased amounts of the money made by the 55% who are taxed.

    We get a bad rap from the Europeans, but when you think about it, about half of our population pays all their bills and the bills of the other half. Sounds pretty European to me.

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  47. Eye No Stuff

    I just puked. Just saw Reid adn Pelosi on Fox. Sorry.

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  48. Cry me a river

    Sorry Eye No Stuff; stole your identity by accident.

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  49. JakeGint

    Boomer,

    Shoot your other foot while you’re at it.

    Asshat.

    May the “new communism” sweep a nice fat state income tax into Tennessee.

    You deserve it.
    _____

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  50. Thunderpup

    45% who pay no taxes + 5% who do = Obama win

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  51. Donny

    Why is it so hard for you fuckers to understand, the Republicans are getting precisely what they deserve tonight. Why? Because they stopped acting like Republicans 8 years ago.

    One more thing … next time you send someone to the fuckin’ White House, make sure he can put together a complete sentence without stumbling on verbs, nouns and other important parts of the Queens language. What an embarrassment.

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  52. A New Era

    Right Wood, when Bush sends out checks its a rebate, if the Dems sends out checks its stealing.

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  53. JakeGint

    New Era, I’d love to have a conversation with you.

    However, your tin foil hat theories preclude that possibility.

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  54. j

    Obama’s economics/ tax policy is fundamentally flawed.

    Tax the 10% who pay nearly all the taxes. Distribute that money to the 50% that don’t pay any tax.

    Net effect taxes have gone up while the deficit doesn’t get cut. As a Dem he can’t cut spending except military which won’t be enough.

    conclusion:

    Economic picture will worsen over time with the O man.

    Net conclusion:

    Anyone with an IQ of less than 105 should not be allowed to vote as they don’t understand the issues seeing they lack cognitive capacity.

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  55. JakeGint

    You really believe Obama is the…’stupidest human being in the entire senatorial septic tank’? Really?

    Scully, relax. He was talking about Biden.

    Which would be accurate, btw.

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  56. A New Era

    Jake – do you ever have an original thought or do you defer to your republican handbook on everything?

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  57. BOOMER

    Jake, we disagree.

    Look at my stream of consciousness list and argue that I am wrong. You can’t. These are issues of moral failure.

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  58. Thunderpup

    Why is it so hard for you fuckers to understand, the Republicans are getting precisely what they deserve tonight. Why? Because they stopped acting like Republicans 8 years ago.

    True ‘dat.

    One more thing … next time you send someone to the fuckin’ White House, make sure he can put together a complete sentence without stumbling on verbs, nouns and other important parts of the Queens language. What an embarrassment.

    Smartest guy I’ve known, or will probably ever know…couldn’t talk. Speaking ability is highly overrated.

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  59. boca

    Donny and Fly are right … this is mainly due to poor performance on the part of the Republicans.

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  60. Eye No Stuff

    wtf? says: “FYI the Dems were in control of both the house and senate the last 2 years”

    Typical Republican, unwilling to take responsibility for your Moronic President … or control over Congress in 6 of the last 8 years.

    NOTE TO ALL REPUBLICANS ON THIS BOARD – GO FUCK YOURSELVES – You bible thumbing barefooted pricks have done enough damage to our country. Your party lost. Accept it. Move on.

    No, better yet, go swallow the barrel end of a shotgun and check out. No, actually, don’t do that yet. Stay alive long enough so I can pick your pockets clean in the trading arena, then go die a miserable death – you Republican Pricks.

    OK – I feel better now. Enough Politics for the evening.

    Anyone else short the green energy shit, aka Obama pump jobs?

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  61. j

    Right Wood, when Bush sends out checks its a rebate, if the Dems sends out checks its stealing.

    Well of course. Other than academics the Dems main constituencies are those that vote to get a handout like beggars, so of course most of the Dems activities involves theft.

    The former slave owners party knows exactly how to steal in order to stay in office.

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  62. Junk Spread

    Scully,

    Please reread my post. For brevity, I will repost the quote in question:

    “Those who voted for this morally bankrupt imbecile and the stupidest human being in the entire senatorial septic tank, will rue the day…”

    The sentence structure was a bit strained. “the stupidest human being in the entire senatorial septic tank” is referring to Joe Biden. He is, without a doubt, either brain-dead, or a very good actor (think Sloth, from “The Goonies”).

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  63. JakeGint

    I’ll be chuckling every time somebody from fox news has to contort themselves and pucker up to kiss the skinny ass that’s going to be in the oval office/

    Oh yes, sweet vengeance against Fox news!

    What an outstanding reason to throw the country down the murder hole.

    Bread and Circuses, America! You’ve earned it.

    ________

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  64. Danny

    look, it’s math, there wouldn’t be a statistical significance to being “smart” if so many of you people were.

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  65. Thunderpup

    No, better yet, go swallow the barrel end of a shotgun and check out. No, actually, don’t do that yet. Stay alive long enough so I can pick your pockets clean in the trading arena, then go die a miserable death – you Republican Pricks.

    Mouthy little coward on the interweb #90,876,392.

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  66. howard lindzon

    almost had me

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  67. Donny

    J-

    Come on now … you’re a smart guy. The Republicans sold out America. Lessons must be learned, otherwise they will not change.

    This country would have never got Reagan without Jimmy “FuckFace” Carter. And Jimmy “FuckFace” Carter would have never been president without the scum fucker, Dick Nixon.

    I know my history well.

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  68. boca

    So it’s Sour Grapes Slushee night at the 7-11 tonight?

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  69. Scully

    JG…okay then…’he’ll be tested’

    Pubic hairs on Coke cans and Syracuse LS…eck!

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  70. JakeGint

    Jake – do you ever have an original thought or do you defer to your republican handbook on everything?

    What would you like to discuss, Douchebag? Chaucer? The Napoleanic Wars? Euclidian geometry?

    Pick a topic, I’ll eviscerate your ignorant ass in any number of subjects. Just choose one.

    Do yourself a favor, and don’t pick a fight with me tonight.

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  71. Scully

    Junk

    See all above

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  72. j

    Donny and Fly are right … this is mainly due to poor performance on the part of the Republicans.

    Well sorry to say, but donny and fly aren’t thinking straight on this one.

    Gore would have won if Bush didn’t and Gore would have caused an economic depression after the tech crash because Gore is an economic illiterate and a lunatic. So the US was better off under Bush.

    If Kerry had won the gigilo would have been not much better than Gore.

    Raising taxes as Gore certainly would have done would have fucked the economy big time.

    Bush’s big mistake was listening to the fuckers who told him to nation build in Iraq. Bush should have just gone in and punsihed the shit out of those towel heads, Strung up the Ba’ath party leadership in the town square and got out after 12 months.

    Carry a big fucking a stick but be softly spoken.

    that was Bush’s big mistake.

    He couldn’t veto spending as that would have made his Iraq strategy even worse as the Dems would have used to that suggest Bush was taking money away from starving black babies of coke head mothers.

    Iraq fucked Bush and the GOP bigtime.

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  73. WTF does Fly know?
    WTF does Fly know?

    Boca-

    30 years of Dem leadership… Carter and Clinton.

    You must beam with pride.

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  74. Woodshedder

    A New Era, you are stupid. You are simply very very dumb, or, you are poor. Probably both.

    If you had money, or you were smart, then you would have known then that everyone who paid taxes, got a rebate.

    Okay, re-read that statement above, dumbass.

    If you had money, or you were smart, then you would know that if you are part of the 55% paying taxes, then, when your taxes are raised, and that money is given to the 45% not paying taxes, THAT YOU HAVE LOST MONEY, and that money went to other people who do not pay taxes.

    To recap:
    Rebates go to everyone.
    Redistribution does not go to everyone.

    To

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  75. crude_oil

    Kool-Aid is on ice.Cheers!

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  76. JakeGint

    Boomer,

    Your Benedictine punishments aside, I would rather repair the party from within, than sentence my children to years of socialistic torpor (and maybe worse) because I’m peeved with “moral failure.”

    It’s like throwing out the Czar and installing Stalin “to teach myself a lesson.”

    Insanity. Please God, let their be a state income tax imposed on Tennessee for the GOP’s “moral failure.”

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  77. Junk Spread

    Donny,

    Your point is understood, I believe, by most. The problem is, do you really want to cut off your own dick to spite your FUPA? Yes, many of the Repub’s are sellout, half-wits. But you’re advocating the election of a Communist (minus the guts) and a man with Down Syndrome as his possible successor. Surely there are ways to purge the system of those we have no use for without mortgaging the future for many years to come, no?

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  78. j

    Do yourself a favor, and don’t pick a fight with me tonight.

    LOL.

    I feel the same way too. In fact I’m fucking itching for a brwal.

    Come on you socialist big Mary’s, if it’s a fight you want I’ll rip your friggen dark hearts out tonight.

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  79. JakeGint

    Why Fly should install a simple
    85+ IQ test in order to establish posting privileges:

    NOTE TO ALL REPUBLICANS ON THIS BOARD – GO FUCK YOURSELVES – You bible thumbing barefooted pricks have done enough damage to our country. Your party lost. Accept it. Move on.

    No, better yet, go swallow the barrel end of a shotgun and check out. No, actually, don’t do that yet. Stay alive long enough so I can pick your pockets clean in the trading arena, then go die a miserable death – you Republican Pricks.

    Seriously, Fly, you’d probably only lose about a third of the audience, and maybe less if the sub-grades like ^^^ logged on for “Fly tips.”

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  80. Junk Spread

    Jake,

    You bet me to the punch…

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  81. The New Era

    Wood – No I’m rich, I paid taxes, I did not get a rebate…looks like I won that round, bumkin

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  82. alf44

    …the “Repub-neo-cons” flat out hijacked the 2000 Presidential Election (via hanging chads, Jeb Bush & Katherine Harris $ ultimately the Supreme Court) from Gore…

    …the “Repub-neo-cons” flat out “swift boated” the 2004 Presidential Election from Kerry…

    …the “Repub-neo-cons” have…at last…reaped their just desserts !!!

    FUCK’EM !!!

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  83. BOOMER

    Jake, I hear you. I do not believe the GOP is repairable.

    I pray only good things for you, and hope that Dear Leader finds a special program to maximize your “contribution” to the greater good. 🙂

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  84. boca

    Wow Jake, you’re really upset. The chuckling is just a little extra karmic frisson of enjoyment, not the originating reason for my vote.

    I’m sorry you’re upset, and am hopeful things will turn out better for america than you expect.

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  85. Donny

    Your point is understood, I believe, by most. The problem is, do you really want to cut off your own dick to spite your FUPA?

    In order to get what I want, YES! I want a better world for my kids and the next generation. The Republicans have done NOTHING but spend, deport jobs, fucking encourage every mexican to come to California and bankrupt the hospitals. Yes … I’m fucking mad. I want some fuckin’ reform.

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  86. Woodshedder

    The New Era, then you are stupid, as I stated before.

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  87. TK

    alf,

    you are an asshat. i refuse even to capitalize proper nouns and the first letter of the first word of a new sentence in my rebuffing your bush-leaguerish attempt at intelligent conversation.

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  88. Woodshedder

    J, I got your back tonight, even if I have to offer you an apology.

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  89. JakeGint

    Jake, I hear you. I do not believe the GOP is repairable.

    Well fuck, then, Boomer, pass the Kool-Aid, and let’s make Dear Leader* Potentate of Tennessee, with one them orange and white checkered turbans and everythin’!

    _____

    * May heaven smile upon him.

    ___

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  90. j

    …the “Repub-neo-cons” flat out hijacked the 2000 Presidential Election (via hanging chads, Jeb Bush & Katherine Harris $ ultimately the Supreme Court) from Gore…

    Sorry dude. Gore lost 00 because the electorate was smart enough then to spot a lunatic and we carefully managed to dodge that bullet.
    the fat useless fuck was unable to win his own state

    …the “Repub-neo-cons” flat out “swift boated” the 2004 Presidential Election from Kerry…

    Well not exactly. the swift boaters basically spoke the truth about the gigolo and people got the message that he was an untrustworthy sack of shit.

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  91. Junk Spread

    Donny,

    As do I. We are on the same side of this issue. You simply believe that the end justifies the means, I do not. I would much prefer that my dick be spared an untimely demise all the whilest punishing my FUPA (we I to have one) in some other manner.

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  92. Al Bore

    I invented the internets…

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  93. Donny

    The GOP must pay, and they must pay in flesh, otherwise no gawd damned reform. Jake, I would think that you would understand this.

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  94. mh

    Obama is my hero. Fly is too.

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  95. BOOMER

    Dear Leader has heard your prayers, and accepts* them.

    ________

    * Your paypal account has been debited a nominal DLPAF (dear leader prayer acceptance fee)

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  96. Donny

    Junk-

    Good Point!

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  97. boca

    jeez that’s extreme Shed

    WTF, I’m a registered independent and vote for whoever I feel like, not by party lines.

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  98. Junk Spread

    Donny,

    Please explain how electing McCain and Palin would not bring reform. Your problem seems to be with a rather large swath of the Republican congress. Why not just vote them out and spare us all the carnage of Kommrade Obama?

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  99. Cry me a river

    Best quote so far, from the Big Picture:

    “The Bush administration, which took office as social conservatives, is now leaving as conservative socialists.”

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  100. JakeGint

    Boca,

    Yes, I’m upset. I never thought I’d feel so betrayed by the extent of this country’s shallowness.

    Apparently, our founding principles mean nothing any more, not up against a smooth salesman who can project a pain free dream .

    Bread and circuses — Such asshattery marks the end of all great Republics.

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  101. alf44

    TK…McBush LOST !!!

    Deal with it !!!

    Schmuck !!!

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  102. White as Snow

    It’s like the OJ Trial all over again. I’m going to quit my job so I don’t have to give him an F’n dime. Movin to Europe cause if you’re going to live under socialist regime, you might as well have great art, food, etc.

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  103. Scully

    ALL,

    Politics is about ‘strategery’. Republicans got ‘Axelrod-ed’ in 2006 and again tonight.

    Although a protege, Steve Schmidt is not Karl Rove. And, he’s clearly not David Axelrod. After so many years of Karl Rove kicking Democrat ass, one assumes that EVERY move a national Republican team makes, no matter how obvious and shameless, will work like a charm and the Democrat can only wave a polite goodbye to Florida and Ohio. But Schmidt made only desperate moves that failed to yield any sort of gain. Karl Rove did not throw Hail Marys, he made plays and CONTROLLED the game.

    Axelrod has that playbook for now.

    Me, I just trade…

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  104. JakeGint

    Donny, filibister proof control of Congress ceded to Nancy and Harry and the Presidency is “too much medicine,” my friend.

    We are up shits creek, sans directional devices.

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  105. DEAR LEADER AUTO RESPONDER
    DEAR LEADER AUTO RESPONDER

    Commrade,

    Dear Leader would like to thank you for your prayers, and your contribution to the greater good.

    Your prayer is queued for acceptance, pending Paypal confirmation.

    Dear Leader

    ___________

    BTW – did you see Jesse Jackson stuck back two rows behind those honky ladies, trying to muster tears. Priceless.

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  106. Junk Spread

    When Wood is crossed, you see him for who he is. Fly is not his peer. Fly is his subordinate. And he is forever deprived of making the kind of jack that Wood is capable of making, in that he is devoid of any chart reading ability, rendering him essentially useless…

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  107. cheesefries

    First move tomorrow buy more GLD and FXP.

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  108. Woodshedder

    Jesse’s tears are rollin as he thinks, “Dayum. And I didn’t even get to pinch his nuts!”

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  109. TK

    Is it 2012 yet?

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  110. JakeGint

    It’s like the OJ Trial all over again. I’m going to quit my job so I don’t have to give him an F’n dime. Movin to Europe cause if you’re going to live under socialist regime, you might as well have great art, food, etc.

    I know you joke, but you make a good point. What competitive advantage do we now have over the socialists?

    Why would any more smart people wish to emigrate here, now that opportunity is going to be “managed” as it is in the more “enlightened” states of the West?

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  111. White as Snow

    It’s really strange, I had heard that all the niggs were goin to vote for McCain cause O’bama was promissing them jobs.

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  112. The New Era

    Oh, this is a tragedy, the humanity!!…this election will set nepotism back deacades!!

    Like his dad, Bush Junior struck out in Texas and founded an oil company, Arbusto Energy, Inc., with $20,000 of his own money. (Arbusto is the Spanish word for bush.) The company foundered in the early 1980s when oil prices dropped (and his dad was Vice President.)
    The 50 investors, who were “mainly friends of my uncle” in Junior’s own words, put in $4.7 million and lost most of it. Junior claims that investors “did pretty good,” but Bush family friend Russell Reynolds told the Dallas Morning News: “The bottom line was there were problems, and it didn’t work out very well. I think we got maybe 20 cents on the dollar.”

    As Arbusto neared collapse, Spectrum 7 Energy Corporation bought it in September 1984. Despite his poor track record, the owners made Bush, Jr. the president and gave him 13.6% of the parent company’s stock.

    Spectrum 7 was a small oil firm owned by two staunch Reagan/Bush Sr. supporters — William DeWitt and Mercer Reynolds. These two were also owners of the Texas Rangers and allowed Bush Jr. to purchase a chunk of the team cheaply; he later sold it for over 24 times what he paid.

    Within two years of purchasing Arbusto and making Bush Jr. president, Spectrum 7 was itself in trouble; it lost $400,000 in its last 6 months of operation. That ended in 1986, when Harken Energy Corporation bought Spectrum 7’s 180-well operation.

    Junior got $227,000 worth of Harken stock, and a lot more. He was named to the board of directors, made $80,000 to $100,000 a year well into the 1990s as a “consultant” to Harken, and was allowed to buy Harken stock at 40% below face value.

    He also borrowed $180,375 from Harken at very low rates; the company’s 1989 and 1990 SEC filings said it “forgave” $341,000 in loans to unspecified executives.

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  113. DEAR LEADER AUTO RESPONDER
    DEAR LEADER AUTO RESPONDER

    Dear Leader offers +1 to Woodshedder.

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  114. alf44

    TK…guess you can pine away for “Sarah” for the next 8 years !!!

    Good luck with that !!!

    ROFL !!!!!

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  115. White as Snow

    JakeGint – -“I know you joke”

    No joke my friend! Think about it. What’s my insentive to stay here now?

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  116. Woodshedder

    At least the fucking futures are down.

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  117. TK

    alf,

    undeserving of retort…

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  118. JakeGint

    Holy shit, we’re talking about the downfall of the economy for the next ten years, and Sub-grade the Douchebag is rolling out Bush Derangement Syndrom stories from his group therapy sessions.

    Put it on a bumper sticker, asshole. You’ve probably got room for one more on the trunk of the Tercel.
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  119. Woodshedder

    White as Snow, the racism is not cool and makes most everyone here dislike you.

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  120. Junk Spread

    White as Snow,

    Your incentive is that by the time the mass exodus of talent from this country nears, another Reagan will emerge, salvaging this nation. Oh, and the Steelers play in the NFL, not NFL Europe…

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  121. JakeGint

    Shed, the irony is, it’s priced in.

    That will be the final humiliation:

    The douchebags saying “look! the market is up thanks to Dear Leader! Thank yoooo Dear Leader! Thaaaank yooooooo!”

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  122. JakeGint

    Junk, as soon as Direct TV offers the Sunday Ticket in Singapore, I’m the fuck out.

    (kidding).

    ______

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  123. Reversal

    Obama won; end is coming. Stocks will now reverse their 8 year uptrend. Bank on it.

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  124. Frick'n Landslide

    enuf said 😉

    GOP’ers, take it like the world took it for the last 8 years – anal, no K-Y

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  125. Junk Spread

    Wood,

    “At least the fucking futures are down.”

    A clear case of “buy the rumor, sell the news, no?

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  126. The New Era

    The “future” downfall of the economy?? The “future” downfall?…Yeah, Jake-the bar has been set really high

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  127. Woodshedder

    Nah Jake, I don’t believe that. I think the markets will be back to their usual fuckery, directly.

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  128. Junk Spread

    Jake,

    Ain’t that the truth. If it weren’t for NFL Season Ticket, I’d give DTV the ‘ol heave ho. They must have the worst customer service on the planet. But they can offer me must low grade amenities, as they know I am hooked on Season Ticket. Looks like those fuckers have figured out capitalism, monopoly-style.

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  129. boca

    Just to be clear, I don’t think of Obama as a Dear Leader or a messiah.

    Time for sleep, have to work early tomorrow.

    Nite guyz.

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  130. Kiwin

    “Thomas Jefferson Says:

    fuck em, this ain’t no democracy.”

    It is too bad Jefferson and the rest of the founders never meant the USA to be a democracy.

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  131. alf44

    McCain…Sarah Palin and “Joe the Plumber”…

    You got a sense it was all OVER for McCain when Sarah consistently drew larger crowds than he did…and “Joe-the-Plumber” could verbalize the “party message” with more lucidity than McCain himself !!!

    What a geezer !!!

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  132. Woodshedder

    Come now Boca, I know who you call, when you call in sick.

    She’s a pushover….

    Stay up and rant with us!

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  133. John McCain

    boca,

    Work hard, your employer may downsize tomorrow given the events of this evening

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  134. Aris

    the current administration made a mockery of the republican party. they never had a chance.

    and, frankly, fuck them.

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  135. Junk Spread

    alf,

    Will we have the pleasure of your insightful comments 2-3 years from now? When you’re booze-fueled euphoria has subsided?

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  136. Damon

    The best damn speech that McCain gave during his whole campaign, was the concession speech he just finished.

    Why he couldn’t do that when he was running?

    He could have been a contender.

    Moving on…let’s make a lot of money so we can have it redistributed to the projects.

    Anyone venturing a guess of where the market opens?

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  137. JakeGint

    Frick’n Landslide Says:

    enuf said

    GOP’ers, take it like the world took it for the last 8 years – anal, no K-Y.

    And yet we will continue to pity you, since — as always — it will be the dim who suffer most.

    ___

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  138. Juice

    World stock markets party on, Garth … as our futes join them .. and I was selling into strength today … unreal, we’re going higher, still.

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  139. TK

    Does anyone else notice that the current cast of characters in this ongoing conversation is a bit of a microcosm of the public at large? You can clearly see the sharp intellect and informed opinions of those like Junk, Jake, and Wood, contrasted with the sophomoric, asinine dronings of alf and New Era. Striking proxy if I do say so myself.

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  140. lol

    “The best damn speech that McCain gave during his whole campaign, was the concession speech he just finished.

    Why he couldn’t do that when he was running?

    He could have been a contender.

    True, but he didn’t want it, he just wanted to run, and be part of history.

    He had a lot of time to plan his concession speech

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  141. JakeGint

    Ain’t that the truth. If it weren’t for NFL Season Ticket, I’d give DTV the ‘ol heave ho. They must have the worst customer service on the planet. But they can offer me must low grade amenities, as they know I am hooked on Season Ticket. Looks like those fuckers have figured out capitalism, monopoly-style.

    Ironically, I go into a Howard Hughes-like “full fetal” when my satellite is having “reception troubles” on NFL Sundays.

    Damn you Hughes Electronics! Daaaaaammmmnnn yooooooo!

    (Hmmmm…. Perhaps I shall petition Dear Leader for his favor on this issue, if I do not risk “firing squad” for my lack of proper re-education.

    ______

    ________

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  142. boca

    Hahaha just checked one more time and saw your comment Shed.

    If I can’t sleep during the night I’ll check back in.

    JohnMcCain, I work for myself so am unlikely to get fired or laid off, it’s just my busy time of year.

    since it’s a special night and I’m in agood mood… just know that I luv you all, my friends mmwahhh!

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  143. alf44

    …hey…TK…can you say LANDSLIDE ?

    …can you say MANDATE ?

    …can you say BLOW ME ???

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  144. The Contractor

    The Neo Conservative element of the GOP is just as dangerous to our country as the far left that has now been elected. We are going to see at least 4 more years of shit soup but hopefully the message sent is loud and clear and will galvanize the real conservatives to rebuild the party and return in the next several elections.

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  145. CAP

    McCain was preparing his concession speech from Day 1 of his campaign. He knew he stood no chance against Obama.

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  146. JakeGint

    Let’s see… Ford, Bush I, Bob Dole…

    and McCain!

    Can we pleeeaaaase pleeeeease run another New York Times approved RINO next time too, pleeeeeeze?

    ______

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  147. Woodshedder

    TK, I don’t fault the likes of alf44.

    When I was younger, and less educated, I was a lot like them.

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  148. TK

    alf,

    I can, but I won’t…

    Wood,

    As they say, Democrats are just Republicans who haven’t grown up yet.

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  149. The New Era

    Only in America, can a man of ANY nationality put in the time, the conviction, the sacrifice and become President of the United States.Futures should be limit UP. The clowns basking in the good old boy system will die off darwin style (LOL, that ones for you TK, you should be well versed in Darwinism)

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  150. The Zombie

    The Fly is God!

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  151. Junk Spread

    You know what, Jake. What’s amazing is that the party I affiliate with had enough jackasses themselves to nominate a hemi-socialist in McCain instead of a solid conservative. Perhaps the entire party needs a full frontal lobotomy, not just the party “leadership”.

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  152. alf44

    with all due respect wood…

    …I’m prolly old enough to be your Father…and after reading your stuff here…I KNOW I’m more educated…so stick your condescending remarks where the sun don’t shine !!!

    K ???

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  153. Woodshedder

    That’s right New Era. Only in America can you become President of the United States. Bravo! Good point!

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  154. Thunderpup

    On the plus side, it’s been my observation that Presidents tend to stick it to their own most fervent supporters in many ways, at least since Bush I, in hopes of being more popular, getting reelected. To wit:

    Bush I: no new taxes, Clean air act….several more

    Clinton: NAFTA, free trade, welfare reform, junking Hillarycare, cutting spending…

    Bush II: explosion in spending, socializing banks

    Hopefully Obama will continue the tradition. On the wish list:

    Cut spending
    Screw affirmative action
    Screw the left on global warming
    Make all the idiots who think they don’t have to work, work – and pay taxes
    Dismantle Fannie and Freddie

    Also on plus side: Democrat wet dreams about Congress get a big slap in the face – not much coattail on BO

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  155. Woodshedder

    Alf, that’s hilarious. Funny that you are now embarrassed to be young and full of idealism.

    There’s nothing wrong with that, as I said earlier. It happens to the best of us.

    Over time, you’ll simmer down, get your aggression under control, and then your brain will really begin to work well.

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  156. The New Era

    Damn Wood, did you not get voted onto the safety patrol squad as a kid?…let it go.

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  157. TK

    New Error,

    Darwinism doesn’t lay claim to macro-evolution, just micro-evolution. Oh, and allow me to correct your rambling paragraph for you…

    “Only in Amerika, can a “man” of ANY CITIZENSHIP (no matter whether proven or not) put in the time associating with individuals of such ill repute as a domestic terrorist, a racist religious fanatic, a convicted felon real estate magnate; the conviction to change his mind as he sees fit to adapt to the whims of the latest polling data, the sacrifice of live-born infants who had the “audacity” to survive an attempt on their life and become President of the United Socialist States of Amerika.”

    I think that’s what you meant to say, no?

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  158. Junk Spread

    Wood,

    There’s a message on the Big Bamboo trading device. It says, New Era and alf called. The want their money back…

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  159. alf44

    woodie,

    …I’m old enough to be your Father…and have forgotten MORE than you will EVER know…about The Market…Life…Politics…and pretty much anything else you would care to name !!!

    Dems da facts !!!

    Think what you will…

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  160. The New Era

    TK – you can listen to that dried up rhetoric 5 times a week on Limbaugh, what else you got?

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  161. Commodities King

    What an arrogance!! Obama says his was the best campaign run in the history of America. I agree it is one of the best.

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  162. Junk Spread

    alf,

    how do you know how old Wood is? And why is it pertinent to your insults? You’re an excellent example of how someone as old as Methusela can still be stupid as a box of drywall screws.

    Oh, and who in the hell uses the phrase, “Dems da facts”? Retard…

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  163. Karl Marx

    US futures dropping as gay Asian markets rise 5%.

    “Check is in the mail, but maybe not this year, or even this term.”– Your Prez Elect.

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  164. TK

    New Era,

    What else I got? What else I got? What you got? I got nothin’, that’s what I got. I got what you got, got it?

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  165. alf44

    SHADDUP !!!

    …and go back and read the posts…and you’ll see that MY reference to “age” was a response…to OTHERS insults !

    Get a clue…ASSHOLE !

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  166. JakeGint

    So Alf, what are we talking about, when you say “more educated,” ovah heah?

    You got to keep the whole tool box from DeVry?

    ___________

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  167. Damon

    Hmm..futures slipping.

    Hmmm…

    Maybe the last few days were the wild party……

    …and tomorrow will be the hangover?

    Lock-limit those suckers down!

    MOS up 42% in 6 trading days…getting a bit overdone here (as are a bunch of others)

    Although Cramer says it’s time to buy now.

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  168. fucktard

    damn! did we have an election? missed it again…

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  169. JakeGint

    Back to bidness, for a moment…

    One reason not to follow Fly into the “get short” murder hole.

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  170. Junk Spread

    fucktard,

    You didn’t miss anything.

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  171. Woodshedder

    alf44 is a 24 year old pimply faced young man with 5K in his scottrade account, pretending to be wise beyond his years. Funny that he thinks he just has to say “dems da facts” to sound old.

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  172. condescending prick
    condescending prick

    Hiya JakeGint! wink 🙂

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  173. JakeGint

    Damon, I figured you and Ben Affleck would be out partying with KGB Ted right now… what gives?

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  174. Woodshedder

    Jesse Jackson:

    “Dayum!!! And I wanted me that man’s NUTS, in my hizhands!”

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  175. Junk Spread

    Wood,

    And he trades gay odd lots too…

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  176. JakeGint

    condescending prick Says:

    Hiya JakeGint! wink

    Hi Alf! How are the lug wrenches holding up?

    _______

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  177. Eye No Stuff

    Yes we can.

    Obama. Damn. That man can inspire. Was that one hell of an uplifting speech, or what?

    Take that you Republican fucktards. We finally have a President who can walk, chew gum, and inspire the hell out of a nation … all at the same time.

    George Moron Bush should just tuck tail and run his ass back to Texas now. The sooner Obama gets into the White House, the better.

    DOW 30 K … within 4 years. Take it to the fucking bank.

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  178. Damon

    I was just noticing the heavy bullet-proof Lexan strategically placed around Obama as he was speaking.

    I guess we should get used to that.

    Jake: Ben Affleck is pretty much a homo….and he also wears a hairpiece. I have two words for him and Jennifer Lopez “career suicide”

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  179. Thunderpup

    Fly went short again? Damn…missed that – think he’s gonna get screwed for a week or two…or..

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  180. wow

    wtf I’m not supposed to be “moved” by speaches…
    This conerns me. How can i be moved by words. my emotions aren’t supposed to be fragile and shit… I feel like a girl or something.
    And look at that crowd… NO one has had a crowd like that ever. not jesus, not hitler, no one.

    Jesus is jealous.

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  181. Mushroomz

    Democrats are epic homos.

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  182. Junk Spread

    Eye,

    Funny how he’s not inspiring to those with ACT scores over 15, no? I mean, I listen to this guy (when I have to) and all I hear is a snake-oil salesman who drops the last few syllables of the final word of his sentence. Very “uplifting”. Please do your co-workers a favor and let them operate the heavy machinery.

    Oh, and DOW 30,000 within 4 years. Fucking amateur.

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  183. Junk Spread

    1st sign of the apocalypse: Oprah weeping at an Obama acceptance speech. Dumbocrats are gay…

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  184. Thunderpup

    DOW 30 K … within 4 years. Take it to the fucking bank.

    What is this, lame joke night?

    Where are the clowns promising to suck their own cocks if (fill in the blank) happens?

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  185. alf44

    woodie,

    As I said…think what you will…I could care less !

    I come here from time to time to read “The Fly’s” posts…for entertainment mostly (though I do enjoy his “emotions on his sleeve” reflections wrt his trades/tirades) !

    I HAVE from time to time ALSO read your lil “blog” here…and…well…whatever !

    GLTY !!!

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  186. RPC

    Jake – this will make you feel better:
    http://www.statesman.com/

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  187. Mr. EB

    I voted Republican all my life. I still am a Republican, but for the first time ever I voted for a Dem (Obama) today. Republican Party left me. I am a small government/fiscal conservative.

    Ok, I am totally confused now that futures are still positive after an up 4% SP500 day with Obama winning.

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  188. Mushroomz

    Having a consensus pick in the US election is going to have positive effect on the Markets.

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  189. alf44

    …as for you “jake-the-plumber”…well…ROFL !!!

    …the very fact that you would try to defend a “McCain/Palin” ticket…tells me everything I need to know about your dumb ASS !!!

    Nevertheless…GLTY…as well !!!

    I’m outta here !!!

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  190. Thunderpup

    Ok, I am totally confused now that futures are still positive after an up 4% SP500 day with Obama winning.

    George Soros and his 70 billionaire pals for Obama are gonna close their shorts and buy this market for Obama. There’s much more than $500M of money in this election.

    We go up for a week or two, possibly more.

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  191. Eye No Stuff

    Junk Spread – Oh wait. You’re right. Obama sucks. We need George Bush to come to the podium again so the Dow will plunge another 1,000 points an hour. Or, better yet, we need that Moron Bush to cry and whine about the “worse financial crises in 100 years” so every fucking American will close their wallets and bolt themselves indoors, taking our economy into a freefall.

    Wake the fuck up asshole. We need every American with an ACT score less than 15 to be inspired. We need them confident, working their butts off, and out spending money. And George Fucking Bush and the Republican Party sure as shit aren’t getting it done.

    Yes we can. DOW 30 K within 4 years. It’s change we can believe in. Build it and they will come. Yes we can.

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  192. Donny

    Lets see, it looks like Barak “AssHat” Obama wins the White House by an astonishing 4-5%, in the wake of the worst economic crises of my life time. LoL Who the fuck are we kidding here, this fucker has NO mandate.

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  193. Thunderpup

    I voted Republican all my life. I still am a Republican, but for the first time ever I voted for a Dem (Obama) today. Republican Party left me. I am a small government/fiscal conservative.

    You’re in for a helluva hangover after your binge – you vote for Dem Senator too?

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  194. Fly Sucks

    Fly

    You suck. I hope you lose everything you socialist cunt

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  195. crude_oil

    This is the perfect time for Isael to attack Iran.Obama has been elected but Bush is still in office.

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  196. Fly Sucks

    Welcome to Germany Circa 1939

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  197. JakeGint

    More from those of substandard IQ:

    Take that you Republican fucktards. We finally have a President who can walk, chew gum, and inspire the hell out of a nation … all at the same time.

    So you were looking for someone to inspire you?

    And … a politician at that?

    Chortle.

    ____________

    DOW 30 K … within 4 years. Take it to the fucking bank.

    ROFL. Please, make sure you clearly mark your pencil cup “Eye No’s Pencils, $0.05” so I know it’s you amongst the crowd.

    I’ll be your most loyal patron — its the least I can do.

    ___

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  198. Zen and the Art of Panic Management
    Zen and the Art of Panic Management

    Can we start the timer on the curve of rising expectations?

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  199. Landslide

    Hey everyone, Long time – no see!

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  200. Eye No Stuff

    No JakeGint, I was actually hoping that George Bush would hang around another 4 years. It would have been interesting to see the DOW go to Zero.

    Republicans – a party of fucking losers. Yes you can. You can manage to bankrupt a nation and then point fingers at anyone other than the Republican Party and it’s failed leadership.

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  201. The Zombie

    F.S.: Change your name or walk.

    The Fly is God

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  202. JakeGint

    I voted Republican all my life. I still am a Republican, but for the first time ever I voted for a Dem (Obama) today. Republican Party left me. I am a small government/fiscal conservative.

    Riiiight, and so — in your wisdom — you voted for the farthest left guy in the Senate and his Veep, the third farthest left?

    Because “you are a small gov’t/fiscal conservative?”

    This may come as news, but not everyone who attends this blog is a stupid as you are, EB.

    __________

    Ok, I am totally confused now that futures are still positive after an up 4% SP500 day with Obama winning.

    More evidence…

    ______

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  203. Yes you cam

    Jake – supplies are limited:

    http://www.sfgate.com/promotions/specialfeatures/obama/

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  204. Yes you can

    Hiya again Jake! wink

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  205. JakeGint

    No JakeGint, I was actually hoping that George Bush would hang around another 4 years.

    Well then, on top of “scoping out pencil cups” and getting that GED, you can now add “discovering the Constitution” to your list of “must do’s.”

    But hurry, I expect copies will become rare on the ground when Dear Leader takes office.

    _________

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  206. Damon

    KNOCK KNOCK: Who’s There?

    EYES!

    EYES WHO?

    EYES YO NEW PRESIDENT!!

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  207. alf44

    Jake…go to bed !!!

    You’re making a damn fool of yourself !!!

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  208. Fly Sucks

    Zombie,

    Fly is God? Wipe your face because you like a glazed donut after sucking up to Fly.

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  209. JakeGint

    Alfie, I thought you were leaving (like, twice?).

    If you’re going to stick around, listen… my refrigerator has been making this odd noise, see…

    ________

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  210. alf44

    “jake-the-plumber”…deal with it…ASSHOLE !!!

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  211. alf44

    BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA !!!!!

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  212. alf44

    …and with that…I AM outta here !!! LOL

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  213. Small Fry

    For anyone still awake:

    Out here in California, Proposition 10 was supposed to be a lock to pass. It was a multi-billion dollar giveway to natural gas. Chesapeake Energy spent big dollars on advertising for it out here because they had the most to gain.

    Well, surprise, surprise, Prop 10 is going down the tank. It was up 65/35 in the polls three weeks ago, but started to sink with the crazy market moves. It is on track to LOSE 60/40!

    If you own CHK, dump it early because it’s going to take a 20% hit on this. If you like CHK, get ready for a pre-winter gas sale!

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  214. The Fly

    I’ve been guzzling my fine aged Port so fast, it just spilled all over my shirt.

    Developing…

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  215. The Fly

    The Fly is short HK, long DUG.

    Another win.

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  216. Eye No Stuff

    DOW in Jan 2001 when George Bush took office 10,578

    8 Fucking Years later, 1,000 points lower. EIGHT FUCKING YEARS. Nothing accomplished. No wait, we did get something accomplished, $4 Trillion more in national debt.

    Bush, Republicans = LOSERS.

    Own up to it RepublicanFucktards.

    So, before you badmouth Obama, repeat after me … 8 FUCKING YEARS and NOTHING.

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  217. egregious

    To the losers:

    Please, stay bitter. Post a lot of stupid, racist Limbaughian “dittohead” shit all over Fly’s blog for the next eight years.

    Whatever you do, don’t examine the failures of the imbecile leaders who brought you to this point or your know-nothing anti-intellectual ideology. Don’t ask how you went from being the party of Abraham Lincoln to the party of choice for uneducated rednecks. Whatever you do, don’t recognize that the divisive bullshit you’ve been wallowing in for eight years just isn’t cutting it anymore. God forbid you wake up and get your shit together, because then you might just have a chance.

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  218. Thunderpup

    The mental midgetry displayed by supporters of The One on this blog is not a good sign. I hope Obama is not the mentally deficient clown his supporters appear to be. I was somewhat heartened when Obama indicated he was going to tell these IQ challenged douchebags to shutup and get to work, because he isn’t going to take care of them, and theyy aren’t going to get shit. At least that’s what it sounded like he was hinting at. If so, and he means it, good on him.

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  219. Eye No Stuff

    Jake – Constitution? Is that the paper Republicans use to wipe with?

    After 8 years of George Bush, Dear Leader will be a vast improvement. Deal with it.

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  220. zee-- greatest

    Get used to it, or DIE!!!

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  221. Employee8

    WTF, wtf? has been reading too much Jake …

    Junk said, “This is without a doubt the most ignorant, utterly stupid electorate in the history of modern civilization.”

    Funny Junk … that’s what I said in 2000 and then again in 2004!

    Wood … Isn’t voting huge tax breaks to the top 5-10% of the tax paying public and making them permanent just another form of income redistribution just trickle up instead of trickle down?

    Boca, I thought you were a Jake lemming on politics … now you are in alignment with the great poet, Plutonium Petey!
    Psst, listen quietly … Petey’s being facetious…

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  222. DPeezy

    Oh my, what a depressing bunch of old men up in heah tonight.

    Time to go back out with the homies and celebrate the grand victory.

    At least all you Utah-sponsored conservative types can rejoice in passing Prop 8 tonight. What a sad day for California that is.

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  223. alf44

    “Don’t ask how you went from being the party of Abraham Lincoln to the party of choice for uneducated rednecks.”

    ————————————–

    Well said !!!

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  224. JakeGint

    More bad news for Fly (from the Corner):

    The New York Senate and Delaware House have both flipped to Democratic control tonight, the former representing the first time since the 1930s that the Democratic Party has simulatenously controlled both legislative chambers and the governor’s office in Albany.

    So many big dollar liabilities, so few viable taxpayers from whom to leech…

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  225. Writing off half the asshat nation
    Writing off half the asshat nation

    You are fucking out of your mind. Obama is the anti-christ.

    He stands for nothing but ambition and self promotion.

    He’s was all about saying whatever he needed to say so people voted for him. Oh, and truth be known…people voted for him because he is black. The first African American president. Oh, nice fucking reason, shitheads. I guess he qualifies now.

    He also talks a good game. We’ll find out what this man is really like when he shows his true colors.

    What has he done for America that he deserves such high esteem?

    JACK SHIT!

    You Obama people are so gullible and stooopid!

    America is now an Obamanation. Thanks a lot assholes!

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  226. 80/20

    I’m dumbstruck by EB’s comment:

    “a small government/fiscal conservative”

    who pulls the lever for Obama?

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  227. Thunderpup

    I can’t wait for Fly’s taxes to start supporting my company’s infrastructure contracts in redneck land.

    Tax lawyers won’t save him now.

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  228. JakeGint

    Alf and the other socialists dimbulbs wouldn’t know Abraham Lincoln from Abraham Flexner.

    Have someone read you a copy of the Constitution before Dear Leader starts confiscating them.

    And dufus E8, if you think Fly sympathizes with your leftist ideology, your reading comprehension makes Alf look like Harvard professor.

    ______

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  229. 80/20

    as for this beaut:

    “DOW 30 K … within 4 years”

    we’ll be lucky to hang on to 7,500

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  230. Yossarian

    Wow, what an incredibly gracious speech in defeat McCain gave. Solid individual and it is comforting to know he will be in the Senate to challenge the Messiah, as Jake calls him.

    But more than half the country thought we needed a change. Maybe they’re right. Maybe they’re not. Hopefully they are. If not, we can change it in 4 years. Regardless, we make do. That’s what makes this place great.

    I voted for the Messiah but i know this – Jake is no dummy. He’s just passionate. He believes what he believes. Like John McCain and Barrack Obama and the rest of us who voted for who what we thought was right. Where else is there a better example of how great this country is?

    Nobody knows how we’ll end up after this. Hopefully, the 60% who favored BO will be buying stocks on the positive feeling. I know i will be.

    I’m excited for it all. Good luck to you.

    The Fly is God

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  231. JakeGint

    80/20 —

    EB and E8 (if they are not the same asshat) are having a contest to find “who can lie about being a conservative worse?”

    I would say my two year old has them beat, but then, he’s more articulate and he needn’t lie.

    _________

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  232. JakeGint

    Thanks Yossarian Zombie, you get a break for being a Heller fan.

    _________

    In other news, the fucking Chinese are all “getting jiggy” with the Comrade’s win.

    _______

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  233. Writing off half the asshat nation
    Writing off half the asshat nation

    change? depends on what kind of change you’re talking about.

    “Peace and prosperity”, sounds good to me. Guess I should have voted for “the one”.

    If corporate America hired CEOs like half the asshats in this country just hired a President, the Dow would go to 1,000. “Let’s see, you’ve worked 4 years in marketing after graduating college? Sure, you can be CEO now.”

    What a joke.

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  234. Hugo Chavez

    ROFLMFAO! I knew the black man would win! Stupid Americans! Hahahahaha!

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  235. alf44

    “jake-the-plumber”…keep yappin’ !!!

    Idiots like YOU are what’s currently wrong with this country !

    Your “Limbaugh ditto-head” view of the World is sooo tired !!!

    Grow a brain…clown !

    You’re an embarrasment !!!

    ———————–

    with all due respect of course !!!

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  236. Thunderpup

    Heller Kitty say gun sales are going way up.

    http://www.texasshooting.com/TexasCHL_Forum/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=16969

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  237. Thunderpup

    Eurotwits on CNBC shocked that futes are back down.

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  238. WeeklyTA

    Dow 30K in 4 years…that’s not going to happen. That’s not the nature of bear markets. You can join the idiot who authored the book “Dow 36,000” in November 2000

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  239. JakeGint

    Alf, get the hell off the potty and get to bed.

    You’ve got a rig full of hay bales to haul to Houston tomorrow.

    _______

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  240. Yossarian

    Alf-

    without Jake you’d have no dissenting votes and then you’d always be right. And then we’d all be in big trouble.

    grow the f#ck up.

    Jake and I differ on a lot of political issues but he offers plenty of great investing ideas and insights which is what we’re here for. I have yet to see anything but bile and backbiting from you. Man up and offer something different.

    Jake, i am not the Zombie

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  241. alphadawgg

    Jake is a good man, alf. We’re all entitled to free speech. In that regard, go fuck yourself with a claw hammer.

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  242. alf44

    Yossarian…STFU !!!

    …as for “jake”…he came at ME ! Fvck him !!!

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  243. alphadawgg

    T-pup–
    have you bought ammo and gp in the past few months? Talk about price inflation….

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  244. alf44

    alphadawgg…

    dig this…I’m a “good man” too…AND when attacked…I will defend myself…as I’m sure you would as well !!!

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    Go back and read the posts…

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  245. Yossarian

    Alf –

    proving your value once again…

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  246. alf44

    “proving my value ???”

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    What do you want…stock tips ?

    It’s Election Night…MORON !!!

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  247. Employee8

    If the repubs bring back Palin in 2012/2016 to incite the base (Joe Sixpack, KKK Members, Rednecks, Evangelists, etc) the GOP is doomed to extinction ….

    We’ll be lucky to get out of this economic clusterfuck in Obama’s first term …. if McCant was elected we’d be mired in a Japan-like purgatory….

    History says that the markets respond better during years the White House is occupied by a Democrat rather than a Republican ….odd, no?

    What will the Obama bashers use for an excuse if the market performs better … their mandate was tempered by a filibustering senate?

    Only lemmings would say/think/believe that Palin was a great VP selection … stop drinking the GOP Kool-aid you conservatives.

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  248. Employee8

    Jake you’re the retard …. PS24??

    You need to reread my first post …. I said Fly was being facetious … Asshat!

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  249. Employee8

    I’m trying to pass myself off as a conservative …. ROFLMAO!

    I’ve always indicated that I’m an Independent with moderate to the left tendencies due to aging , haha!

    Regarding mandates …. if Bush thought he had a mandate, this is a plead for help … 349 – 158 Electoral votes!

    Yeah, I’m EB … No, I’m Dpeezy … er I’m Jeremy … get me Jake’s lithium please…

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  250. beaver tonight

    Let’s see…

    executive, check

    congress, check

    judiciary, check

    media, check

    check and balance, uncheck

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  251. optimatis

    it’s the economy, stupid.

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  252. starScreamPowerPlay
    starScreamPowerPlay

    great post The Fly. I blame neocon politics more than republicans – conservatism, before it was raped, was pretty ok. Had to push it didn’t they? Fucktarded fuxktards had no clue of the devestation they would wreak. Assholes, each and every one of them.

    Time to pay the piper. Neocons, go in your hole and if I see you again you will die.

    Thanks for the communism assholes.

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  253. boca

    Employee8, I follow no one and think for myself. I think about things much more than I post about them.

    btw I apologize for thinking you might be Jeremy (assuming you are saying you are not) rest assured that was a compliment tho.

    cheers.

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  254. niek

    excuse me mr fly,

    I surely respect your wisdom, grace, and overall asskicking skills. However, I believe you are misled about physician compensation. In the nonprofit healthcare industry, margins are low and many patients uninsured. Physicians may see a pay increase with increased patient coverage. However, large insurance companies and drug innovators may see decreased revenues as a result of a nationalized healthcare plan because they already exploit inefficiencies such as insuring the healthy and multiple-patent lives on the same drug with different isomers.

    I understand your working is mainly with the for-profit healthcare industry, which has traditionally had tremendous profit margins. My father is a famed, compassionate, corpse-smacking surgeon. His compensation has decreased 75% over the last 20 years with inflation accounted for. So he went and got an MBA. My point is that I rock, and doctors need more balls.

    Word to you mother.
    Niek

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  255. Jakegint

    True story, my next door neighbor is a pediatrician. He had a BA Barakas and Joe Hairplugs sign on his lawn and a party last night.

    I believe that as his prospects slide, I shall purchase his mortgage and turn his house into a private school for my children.

    __________

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  256. you are an ignorant fool

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  257. wildraptor

    LMFAO!!!! that was great.

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  258. Tick

    Woodshedder,

    Ops., you just uncovered that you earn less than 174K/yr, as that was the cap for receiving government handouts. I should know as I received none, in order to pay for yours.

    Given that you are in a relatively low income bracket, educate yourself about Obama’s tax plan, please. You and other imbeciles have been yapping for weeks now about increased taxes, please note that your income tax bracket is going to get a tax *cut*, while mine is going to pay for it. Anyone earning less than 603k/yr, which my bet is about 100% of the morons on these boards, is only going to benefit from Obama’s tax plan.

    http://money.cnn.com/2008/06/11/news/economy/candidates_taxproposals_tpc/index.htm?from=rss

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  259. gatorman

    Fly, don’t hold back man, let your feelings show brother…
    now that Joe the Biden is VP, will he be able to complete his Hair Club membership and stop the vicious comb-over?
    Will Mad Magazine have a bi-racial Alfred E. Newman cover next month?
    Oh, as a doctor, I must tell you that your tests results came back, and you have gonnoaidsherpesgenitalwarttesticularbongoballsyndrome, chronic, with a 15second life expectancy. make your copay in gold please, as cash is now worthless. Thank you.

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  260. i am willing to bet that within a year of office all of you confused americans who voted for Obama will be whining because for some strange reason beyond our wildest imagination he cannot come through with all that he promises…and we’ll be calling it “Bama-bashin”!

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