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Bears Trapped Inside Haunted House

I don’t have time for this investing shit today. As you know, it’s Halloween. “The Fly” has all sorts of trick or treating to do with his kids. Then, he has all sorts of tricks in store for the neighborhood kids, via his elaborately decorated haunted house.

The kids eat it up.

As you can see, we have a real time scarefest taking place in the market today, for the bears—that is. Those fuckers are trapped inside a worst case scenario financial haunted house, where they are forced to renege on their Dodge Viper payments, the preferred car of all short sellers, by the way. I don’t know when the rally will end (Thanksgiving); however, I will tell you, the inverse etf world is getting rocked.

[[EEV]] , [[FXP]] and [[SKF]] have suffered mightily the last few days. Maybe, just maybe, they are due to bounce.

Just saying.

But, most likely, with my money, I will hold cash (50%) and wait for my BE Aerospace, Inc. [[BEAV]] win to materialize.

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58 comments

  1. DSB

    Happy Halloween. Are you going as SuperFly this year?

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  2. mrkcbill

    Fly happy Halloween Fucker…what are The Fly’s giving out in Rich mans land…Candy Apples?

    I’m a Kit-Kat kind of guy.

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  3. ZenProfit

    Will The Fly be posting a photo of his house for the rest of us to aspire to?

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  4. The Fly

    As a sick joke, I want to give the kids pennies. However, Mrs. Fly will not let me.

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  5. Woodshedder

    A strong close today will trigger multiple short strategy entries for Monday.

    Its time for some retracement or consolidation (I’m hoping for retracement for some short profits and to get some longs cheaper.)

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  6. mrkcbill

    Dude your the funniest cat I don’t know.

    Pennies, I’m stealing that.

    This site is Godly.

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  7. TUNG

    when i was little and went trick or treat old lady gave out pennies in a scoops. WTF I wanted candies not pennies.

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  8. Woodshedder

    We have a large wagon which is filled up with beer and other eats (coffee drinks for the ladies, if they desire) and we have sort of a mobile party as the kids move through the neighboorhood. 550 houses here, so there is plenty of action for the kiddos. I love halloween!

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  9. starving artist

    pennies. classic.

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  10. The Fly

    Party at Wood’s house!

    Everyone bring bbq ribs and cornbread.

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  11. Old Brit Douche

    In my day, we gave out lumps of KOL.

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  12. Woodshedder

    Bring it on! If everyone in NYC leaves right now, you’ll make it just in time to get started!

    Although, since it is going to be chilly tonight, I might recommend some chili to go with the cornbread, or some corn chowder.

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  13. sniper6

    pennies are now worth two cents each BUY BUY BUY!

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  14. Aristotle

    “where they are forced to renege on their Dodge Viper payments, the preferred car of all short sellers, by the way”

    LMAO!!!!

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  15. The Zombie

    Happy Halloween to God and all His loyal internet followers!

    The Fly is God.

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  16. Gwar

    Not concerned about a sell off post Obama win?

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  17. sniper6

    Going to a costume party tonight, dressed as Dick Cheney’s hunting partner.

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  18. Steve The Neighbor
    Steve The Neighbor

    Fly- Don’t forget to trick or treat at my house tonight. Big surprise at my house. Wear a helmet for your safety.

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  19. TraderCaddy

    DIA,SPY,QQQQ all negative. I call out Uncle Ben and the treasury for buying futures.

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  20. j

    As a sick joke, I want to give the kids pennies. However, Mrs. Fly will not let me.

    You should fly. Little bastards these days need to get disappointments.

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  21. Cuz

    We save the unused soy sauce packs from robster take-out all year. Makes fine treats tonight.

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  22. The Fly

    No. I am dressed up as Hank Paulson and I will be throwing fake money all around the neighborhood.

    “I am here to offer you a bailout.”

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  23. Scully

    Bought 2K CBS $9.05. Just partial reloading of 4K sold yesterday @ 9.63. Sadly, sold 5K GCI @ 11.35 disciplined stop. Still holding 10K from 8.81.

    Sold all 10K CROX position from 1.78 @ 2.36 stop (daughter’s cust. account). Not sure why it is going up. Got to get these gains out the way now before The One.

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  24. TraderCaddy

    I live in the South so I will be passing out little baggies of pulled pork and bullets.

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  25. j

    Hey scully

    What’s going on with MS and GS? Why have their stocks being diverging of late?

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  26. TraderCaddy

    Don’t know about MS but the market is worried about GS exposure to the VW short squeeze earlier and its impact on earnings.

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  27. Zulu Warrior

    I’m giving out those little bottles of rich man’s whiskey you get on the airlines. The filterless Lucky Strikes didn’t go over so well with the mothers last year.

    Hope CAP isn’t having lunch today, he’s got some eating to do tonight.

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  28. JakeGint

    We have a large wagon which is filled up with beer and other eats (coffee drinks for the ladies, if they desire) and we have sort of a mobile party as the kids move through the neighboorhood. 550 houses here, so there is plenty of action for the kiddos. I love halloween!

    Is that The Fan, or the Midlothian area?

    Little bro lives near the Fan.

    _______

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  29. TraderCaddy

    Since they didn’t like the Lucky Strikes being passed out maybe you should try condoms this year.

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  30. El Scorcho

    It’s all fun and games until the Dow craps 2000 points on Nov. 5th.

    Me, I’m a candy corn aficionado.

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  31. Shameless Plug

    I’ll be offering the kiddies certificates good for 6 month subscriptions of the iBC PPT.

    … enter promotional code # 003110 in the lower left box below.

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  32. Woodshedder

    Jakester- Chesterfield, just a few minutes south of Midlo. and about 15-20mins from the Fan. Where does he live? Street? I’ve got friends all over the fan. That is where the recording studio is.

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  33. Barney Frank

    A lot of the financial institutions that got money from the big ‘bailout’ package are using that money for other purposes (paying dividends, bonuses, severance packages, etc.), and I am NOT happy about it! I’m scheduling hearings.

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  34. alphadawgg

    Fly,
    On a whim, I drank two shots of whiskey and picked up some BEAV yesterday.

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  35. Aristotle

    The Fly will be running around Rich Man’s Land blowing up pumpkins with M-80’s

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  36. Pam Anderson

    I shaved my BEAV yesterday! for Fly

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  37. Harry Reid

    Hey Barney thanks for that hummer last night.

    You are the man 🙂

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  38. Scully

    j,

    Unfortunately, sold all my MS. Never trade GS. But, emailed buddy @ local house (they endorse an NFl stadium):

    Apparently, ‘rumor’ is GS may be getting a rating’s agency bond downgrade for additional CDS exposure. Who knows?

    Note: Same crew is holding recent entry long into NDX for ‘1500+’ into Tuesday. Then, sell news. Pretty basic. But, I shit u not. I may buy some Qs myself if we get back to 32

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  39. T MOE

    Ben B to give speech today. When he speaks we usually go lower

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  40. Steve The Neighbor
    Steve The Neighbor

    As President of the Homeowners Association I must advise you Fly that those strange loud noises coming from your house are in violation of the rules. If they don’t stop soon I must call the Code Enforcement Board.
    If Obama is elected I will contact the Civilian Brownshirt Corps to do justice for our neighborhood.

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  41. Vick Mackey / Jake's younger brother
    Vick Mackey / Jake's younger brother

    Shedness – hey was just at an appt near your neck of the woods…Brandermill area. I live in the Malvern area of near west end – just west of carytown.
    I’ll be taking the little one ToT’ing in the fan where a bunch of friends live.
    I know you ‘work for a living’ – what do you do?

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  42. the Bull

    Last year some fucker gave my kid a bag filled with catshit.

    Found out after we dumped his candy trove on the table.

    I live in an upper tier neighborhood too.

    True.

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  43. Cat Shit

    Sorry about that I just grabbed the wrong bag. I meant to give him a bag of pennies

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  44. ottnott

    Maybe dressing the kid up as a litter box wasn’t such a good idea.

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  45. Scully

    CBS, GCI and MEG all doing the perfect push-up to HOD. CBS with volume.

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  46. TraderCaddy

    BZH getting a short covering rally ala LVS style? Only another 80% left to go.

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  47. Anton Cigur

    If you dress up as Paulson, the kids won’t be able to get to the door for all of the retard bankers in the way with their hands out.

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  48. JakeGint

    Shed,

    If you were wondering, yes, that was him.

    I was a little off on the Fan thing… I knew he was around there somewhere… it’s been a while.

    (“Vick Mackey??” WTF??)

    __

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  49. Vick Mackey

    Just watched 3 tivo’d episodes of The Shield last night…one of the best shows on TV.

    http://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/the_shield/#Nav/Home

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  50. Eye No Stuff

    Having trouble deciding whether to dress up as McCain and pass out fake tax cuts, or Obama and take children’s candy away.

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  51. JakeGint

    Eye no-

    That’s The Messiah with the fake tax cuts.

    You believe in that 95% bullshit, I’ve an Easter Bunny to sell you.

    You want to see him? He’s down this murder hole ovah heah….

    _________

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  52. boca

    Happy Halloween to The Zombie, and to everyone else too.

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  53. ottnott

    Same back at you, booca.

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  54. ZenProfit

    Gasbag back in the saddle. Giddyup!!

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  55. Scully

    Gasbag: “You missed the punch line”. Apparently, STILL fucked up. (laughing/sweating profusley)

    Carl Q: “You really wanna talk about yesterday, Charlie?”

    Gasbag: (laughing) “Carl, I have many things.”

    Carl Q.: “Yeah, ‘shoot to capitalism'”

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  56. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Boca – Happy Halloween.

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  57. boca

    Thanks guys!

    btw ZenProfit, are you going to the Phillies parade?

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  58. ZenProfit

    boca:
    There are 2 million people already there. It is utter chaos. Watching it on TV. Go Phillies, 2008 World Series Champions!!

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