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The Stock Gods Are on My Side

There is no debate. The stock Gods bless “The Fly” aka Plutonium Petey aka Senor Tropicana on a continuous basis. Much to your chagrin, my wins seem endless, as everything I touch turns into solid bricks of gold.

Even my sales were done near session highs. I bought a large amount of BE Aerospace, Inc. [[BEAV]]; and you know damn well, I will be banking coin on that fucker soon.

Look you, the assholes at the The Boeing Company [[BA]] union need to call a fucking audible here. They want more money, but instead, deserve to lose their jobs. We’re in “The Great Depression the sequel” and these fuckers want a pay hike? Are they fucking nuts?

Fire them and hire trained gorillas in their stead. Take away their millstone and replace it with a very bad homeless situation.

My money says the strike ends this weekend. Come Monday, “The Fly” will be selling BE Aerospace, Inc. [[BEAV]] for a $300,000 gain.

Finally, did anyone notice the insane run in National-Oilwell Varco, Inc. [[NOV]] ? I am the God of all things NOV, due to it being my largest holding. While that bastard runs higher, just know this: “The Fly” is better than you because he is smarter. It is not coincidence or high end connections that puts me in the winners circle. It’s my egregiously high IQ, coupled with my very large sack that allows me to outstrip you at every turn.

UPDATE: Gasparino sleuthing around a fake Lehman story.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFUphoSXU7A 450 300]

UPDATE II: Gasparino-Ratigan drunken stupor.

[youtube:http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rtgxMkp25Rg 450 300] If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

123 comments

  1. sammy hagar

    why dump BEAV @ 15? its a free ride to 20

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  2. CAP

    Where is that C.Gas video ? I demand it now !

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  3. Scully

    Y! Finance boards: GASBAG exchange ‘weird’, ‘bizzare’, ‘drunk again’, ‘high’, ‘fired’ etc….I still haven’t seen it on utube.

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  4. Ass Napkin Mike

    Im waiting for the video to upload. I will post it right when it does.

    Tony Crescenzi Blog
    Yield Curve Steepens
    By Tony Crescenzi
    RealMoney.com Contributor
    10/30/2008 4:01 PM EDT
    URL: http://www.thestreet.com/p/rmoney/tcrescenziblog/10445176.html

    If the Federal Reserve is endeavoring to steepen the yield curve, in part to help widen net interest margins in the banking system, its efforts are working. The yield spread between 2- and 30-year Treasuries is today at its widest since March, at 270 basis points. This is a sharp increase from early September when the spread was about 200 basis points.

    In the last rate-cut cycle that ended in June 2003, the yield spread was as wide as 363 basis points, virtually matching the peak of the easing cycle of the early 1990s, which ended in 1993. There is, hence, scope for additional steepening, as yield-curve trends tend to be long lasting, reflecting the slow shifts in the Fed’s policy cycles, and for reasons mentioned below.

    The yield spread between 2s and 10s is on the verge of breaking new ground, moving to 235 basis points today, up from 232 basis points Wednesday, and now just 4 basis points from this year’s peak on Oct. 15, which was the widest spread since April 2004. The peak for the last easing cycle in the 2s/10s spread was 274 basis points in August 2003, and no wider spread has been seen since at least 1977.

    A study by Estrella and Mishkin covering the period 1960-1995 indicates that a yield spread of over 121 basis points between 3-month bills and 10-year notes equals a recession probability four quarters hence of less than 5%, which means that today’s 355-basis-point spread is certainly a positive. The spread was -60 basis points in February 2007, which yielded a recession probability of about 50%. This is an indicator with a superb track record.

    The yield curve is likely to continue steepening the more the Fed indicates or implies that rates are likely to stay low for an extended period, and as new Treasury supply is sold. Massive increases are expected, with a mixture of new securities (3-year notes and other maturities, possibly), and more frequent and larger issuances (monthly 10-year notes, and larger quarterly 30-year bonds).

    A steeper curve will result also when investors begin to anticipate more stable economic conditions and acceleration in inflation, a situation that is still a ways off, but not all that far on the horizon from the standpoint of investment in longer maturities.

    The banking sector would, of course, benefit from a steeper curve, a nurturing aspect of the Fed’s cut in interest rates. A steeper yield curve also tends to precede more prosperous times for the economy.

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  5. ottnott

    Heh. For some reason I thought of The Fly while listening to a free podcast reading of Thomas Aldrich’s Marjorie Daw (available free from librivox.org and on iTunes, along with dozens of other public-domain stories).

    You know how impetuous our friend is ordinarily, what a soul of restlessness and energy, never content unless he is rushing at some object, like a sportive bull at a red shawl; but amiable withal. He is no longer amiable. His temper has become something frightful. Miss Fanny Flemming came up from Newport, where the family are staying for the summer, to nurse him; but he packed her off the next morning in tears. He has a complete set of Balzac’s works, twenty-seven volumes, piled up by his sofa, to throw at Watkins whenever that exemplary serving-man appears with his meals.

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  6. Anton Cigur

    Except when I imagine Fly throwing a Balzac, it’s not a book that comes to mind.

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  7. boca

    oh that was good, still grinning here Anton.

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  8. Small Fry

    http://www.streetinsider.com/Insiders+Blog/Charlie+Gasparino+Burns+Out+On+Live+TV/4110864.html

    Charlie Gasparino Burns Out On Live TV

    October 30, 2008 3:55 PM EDT

    On CNBC, Charlie Gasparino looked either drunk or burnt out from his incessant reporting on the credit crisis. On several popular stock message boards, people are speculating that Charlie must have been drunk because he was not responding to any of Dylan Ratigan’s questions. Dylan asked him about the Merrill Lynch (NYSE: MER) merger and Charlie kept mumbling, “What have I got. What have I got.”

    Later, Dylan told Charlie, “we only have limited time.”
    To which Gasparino says, “What have I got? What I got is shoot for the capitalism.”
    Dylan: “Shoot for the capitalism’? What?”
    Charlie: “What have I got?”
    Dylan: “”Okay, not really sure what just happened there”

    After that, CNBC quickly cut away from Mr. Gasparino.

    We put a call into CNBC media relations, but have not heard anything back yet.

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  9. BOOMER

    The BOOM is Go!

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  10. Anton Cigur

    Sorry about the “locker room talk, Boca.” Didn’t know there were ladies present.

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  11. Anton Cigur

    “edit”

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  12. Shoot for the Capitalism
    Shoot for the Capitalism

    BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

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  13. ottnott

    Heh. Very good, Anton. One wonders about the poor unfortunate who supplied the, uh, Balzac, for throwing.

    The author seems to have anticipated your interpretation, as you will see below.

    Excerpt from a letter from John Flemming, aka The Fly:
    All is silence and dust and desolation.—I interrupt this a moment to take a shy at Watkins with the second volume of César Birotteau. Missed him! I think I could bring him down with a copy of Sainte-Beuve, or the Dictionnaire Universel, if I had it. These small Balzac books somehow don’t quite fit my hand. But I shall fetch him yet.

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  14. ottnott

    Now we know what happened to Devil Dog:

    Charlie kept mumbling, “What have I got. What have I got.”

    Later, Dylan told Charlie, “we only have limited time.”
    To which Gasparino says, “What have I got? What I got is shoot for the capitalism.”
    Dylan: “Shoot for the capitalism’? What?”
    Charlie: “What have I got?”

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  15. Eye No Stuff

    Hopefully, CNBC wises up and finally fires that stupid, arrogant fuck Charles Gasparino.

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  16. What have you got?
    What have you got?

    The video…
    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rtgxMkp25Rg

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  17. Eye No Stuff

    BEAV – It appears the Fly has overlooked the fact that once the machinists come back to work …. the Engineers go on strike. BA negotiations with the Engineers starts in just a few weeks. The Engineers will walk out before YE.

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  18. I have what I got
    I have what I got

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtgxMkp25Rg

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  19. Mr. EB

    I saw this live. I think Charlie was just upset at Dylan with the lack of respect he got from his WHAT YOU GOT. That is all. Not a big deal.

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  20. long dong

    Fly,

    your sack can’t be bigger than mine

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  21. Santa

    I have a sack. What have you got?

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  22. Balzac

    This disrespect for my twenty-seven volumes shall not stand. They are not to be thrown at mere servants, but are to be thrown at royalty and the elite. If this knave wants to “shoot for the capitalism”, he shall do it at his own peril, by the powers.

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  23. Anton Cigur

    “Hi, my name is Charlie and I’m a Gasparino.
    What I got is one shot short of a fifth in my bloodstream.”

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  24. boca

    I’m sorry Anton, I really did think it was funny. I’ll never be able to look at a set of books by French authors in quite the same way. 🙂

    Ottnott, that was hilarious.

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  25. The Zombie

    YEAH!

    The Fly is God!

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  26. junktrader33

    While the “fly” is long the BEAV, I have a feeling the BEAV(er) is short the “fly”.

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  27. Full Balzac

    No RE problem in Seattle, so no urgency to settle.

    BA on the hook for late delivery fees.

    Union will drive it into the ground like Die Hard II – the worst of all of Die Hard sequels.

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  28. BOOMER

    Amazon has Curtis Mayfield’s Roots album for $.99

    http://tinyurl.com/6g57z9

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  29. Karl Marx

    BEAV(er) is tight for the Fly.

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  30. norcal

    The Fly Says:

    “The PPT” aka “The Fly’s brain” will launch on the 79th anniversary of Black Monday, October 28th.

    What ever happened to the launch?

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  31. Charlie Dangerfield
    Charlie Dangerfield

    Anybody got some of the $143,744 psychadelic hotdogs?

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  32. The Fly

    norcal:

    delayed

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  33. pay attention

    Paulson andhis assistant convincing Bernake about the bailout plan.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfq5kju627c

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  34. cheesefries

    Buying BEAV in front of the McCain upset next week.

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  35. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    How sweet would it be to see a video of Charlie rolling on the ground eating meatballs ala the hoff style.

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  36. Gio

    crap. i just posted that Gasparino CNBC vid in the Peanut Gallery. Lol. anyway, its a funny vid.

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  37. Hubris

    I’m looking for DevilDog & JJ.

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  38. Romanian Goat Herders Assoc.
    Romanian Goat Herders Assoc.

    I believe we have sighted a DevilDog and a JJ. They were last seen way up in our goated hills muttering something about market egregiosity.

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  39. the show is orchestrated
    the show is orchestrated

    Asshat Nation:

    We will see meltdown next Wednesday, after the election, as Obama wins. This country and it’s economy is over. The sad thing is that it’s all rigged to be that way.

    It’s probably moot at this point, but, what the heck…

    Obama & DNC Admit All Allegations of Federal Court Lawsuit – Obama’s “Not” Qualified to be President
    Obama Should Immediately Withdraw his Candidacy for President
    For Immediate Release: – 10/21/08 – Complete contact details and a pdf are at the end of this article

    (Lafayette Hill, Pennsylvania – 10/21/08) – Philip J. Berg, Esquire, the Attorney who filed suit against Barack H. Obama challenging Senator Obama’s lack of “qualifications” to serve as President of the United States, announced today that Obama and the DNC “ADMITTED”, by way of failure to timely respond to Requests for Admissions, all of the numerous specific requests in the Federal lawsuit. Obama is “NOT QUALIFIED” to be President and therefore Obama must immediately withdraw his ca ndidacy for President and the DNC shall substitute a qualified candidate. The case is Berg v. Obama, No. 08-cv-04083.

    Berg stated that he filed Requests for Admissions on September 15, 2008 with a response by way of answer or objection had to be served within thirty [30] days. No response to the Requests for Admissions was served by way of response or objection. Thus, all of the Admissions directed to Obama and the DNC are deemed “ADMITTED.” Therefore, Obama must immediately withdraw his candidacy for President.

    OBAMA – Admitted:
    1. I was born in Kenya.
    2. I am a Kenya “natural born” citizen.
    3. My foreign birth was registered in the State of Hawaii.
    4. My father, Barrack Hussein Obama, Sr. admitted Paternity of me.
    5. My mother gave birth to me in Mombosa, Kenya.
    6. My mother’s maiden name is Stanley Ann Dunham a/k/a Ann Dunham.
    7. The COLB [Certification of Live Birth] posted on the website “Fightthesmears.com” is a forgery.
    8. I was adopted by a Foreign Citizen.
    9. I was adopted by Lolo Soetoro, M.A. a citizen of Indonesia.
    10. I was not born in Hawaii.
    11. I was not born at the Queens Medical Center in Hawaii.
    12. I was not born at Kapi’olani Medical Center for Women and Children in Hawaii.
    13. I w as not born in a Hospital in Hawaii.
    14. I am a citizen of Indonesia.
    15. I never took the “Oath of Allegiance” to regain my U.S. Citizenship status.
    16. I am not a “natural born” United States citizen.
    17. My date of birth is August 4, 1961.
    18. I traveled to Pakistan in 1981 with my Pakistan friends.
    19. In 1981, I went to Indonesia on my way to Pakistan.
    20. Pakistan was a no travel zone in 1981 for American Citizens.
    21. In 1981, Pakistan was not allowing American Citizens to enter their country.
    22. I traveled on my Indonesian Passport to Pakistan.
    23. I renewed my Indonesian Passport on my way to Pakistan.
    24. My senior campaign staff is aware I am not a “natural born” United States Citizen.
    25. I am proud of my Kenya Heritage.
    26. My relatives have requested changes to the portion of my birth certificate that identifies my first name.
    27. My relatives have requested changes to the portion of my birth certificate that identifies my last name.
    28. My relatives have requested changes to the portion of my birth certificate that identifies my place of birth.
    29. I requested changes to the portion of my birth certificate that identifies my first name.
    30. I requested changes to the portion of my birth certificate that identifies my last name.
    31. I requested changes to the portion of my birth certificate that identifies my place of birth.
    32. The document identified as my Indonesian School record from Fransiskus Assisi School in Jakarta, Indonesia is genuine.
    33. I went to a Judge in Hawaii to have my name changed.
    34. I went to a Senator and/or Congressman or other public official in Hawaii to have my name changed.
    35. I had a passport issued to me from the Government of Indonesia.
    36. The United States Constitution does not allow for a Person to hold t he office of President of the United States unless that person is a “natural born” United States citizen.
    37. I am ineligible pursuant to the United States Constitution to serve as President and/or Vice President of the United States.
    38. I never renounced my citizenship as it relates to my citizenship to the country of Indonesia.
    39. I never renounced my citizenship as it relates to my citizenship to the country of Kenya.
    40. I am an Attorney who specializes in Constitutional Law.
    41. Kenya was a part of the British Colonies at the time of my birth.
    42. Kenya did not become its own Republic until 1963.
    43. I am not a “Naturalized” United States Citizen.
    44. I obtained $200 Million dollars in campaign funds by fraudulent means.
    45. I cannot produce a “vault” (original) long version of a birth certificate showing my birth in Hawaii.
    46. My “vault” (original) long version birth certificate shows my birth in Kenya.
    47. The only times I was to a Hospital in Hawaii was for check-ups or medical treatments for illnesses.
    48. Queens Medical Center in Honolulu, Hawaii does not have any record of my mother, Stanley Ann Dunham (Obama) giving birth to me.
    49. Kapi’olani Medical Center for Women and Children in Honolulu, Hawaii does not have any record of my mother, Stanley Ann Dunham (Obama) giving birth to me.
    50. I was born in the Coast Province Hospital in Mombasa, Kenya.
    51. I represented on my State Bar application in Illinois that I never used any other name other than Barack Hussein Obama.
    52. I went by the name Barry Soetoro in Indonesia.
    53. My Indonesian school records are under the name of Barry Soetoro.
    54. I took an Oath to uphold the United States Constitution when admitted to the State Bar of Illinois to practice Law.
    55. I took an Oath to uphold the United States Constitution when I was Sworn into my United St ates Senate Office.
    56. I hold dual citizenship with at least one other Country besides the United States of America.

    DNC – Admitted:
    1. The DNC nominated Barrack Hussein Obama as the Democratic Nominee for President.
    2. The DNC has not vetted Barrack Hussein Obama.
    3. The DNC did not have a background check performed on Barrack Hussein Obama.
    4.The DNC did not verify Barrack Hussein Obama’s eligibility to serve as President of the United States.
    5. The DNC admits Barrack Hussein Obama was born in Kenya.
    6. The DNC admits Barrack Hussein Obama is not a “natural born” United States citizen.
    7. The DNC admits Barrack Hussein Obama was not born in Hawaii.
    8.The DNC admits they have not inquired into Barrack Hussein Obama’s citizenship status.
    9. The DNC admits they have a duty to properly vette the Democratic Nominee for President.
    10.The DNC admits Lolo So etoro, M.A., an Indonesian citizen adopted Barrack Hussein Obama.
    11. The DNC admits the Credentials Committee has been aware of this lawsuit since August 22, 2008 as the lawsuit was faxed to our Washington D.C. Office on August 22, 2008.
    12. The DNC admits their Credentials Committee failed to verify and/or inquire into the credentials of Barack Hussein Obama to serve as the President of the United States.
    13. The DNC admits their Credential Committee’s Report failed to address the issues of Barack Hussein Obama’s ineligibility to serve as President of the United States.
    14.The DNC admits Howard Dean, Chair Person has and had knowledge Barack Hussein Obama was born in Kenya and ineligible to serve as the President of the United States.
    15. The DNC admits Plaintiff and all Democratic citizens of the United States have been personally injured as a result of not having a qualified Democratic Presidential Nominee to cast their votes upon.
    16. The DNC admits Plaintiff and all citizens of the United States have a Constitutional Right to vote for the President of the United States and to have two (2) qualified candidates of which to choose from.
    17. The DNC admits Plaintiff and all citizens of the United States have a Constitutional right to have a properly vetted Democratic Presidential Nominee of which to cast their vote.
    18. The DNC admits an FBI background check is not performed on the Presidential or Vice Presidential Candidates.
    19. The DNC admits the United States Constitution does not allow for a Person to hold the office of President of the United States unless that person is a “natural born” United States citizen.
    20. The DNC admits they collected donations on behalf of Barack Hussein Obama for his Presidential campaign.
    21. The DNC admits Plaintiff and Democratic citizens donated money based on false representations that Barack Hussein Obama was qualified to serve as the President of t he United States.
    22. The DNC admits if Barack Hussein Obama is elected as President and allowed to serve as President of the United States in violation of our Constitution, it will create a Constitutional crisis.
    23. The DNC admits Barack Hussein Obama took an Oath to uphold the United States Constitution.
    24. The DNC admits allowing a person who is not a “natural born” citizen to serve as President of the United States violates Plaintiff’s rights to due process of law in violation of the United States Constitution.
    25. The DNC admits allowing a person who is not a “natural born” citizen to serve as President of the United States violates Plaintiff’s rights to Equal Protection of the laws in violation of the United States Constitution.
    26. The DNC admits the function of the DNC is to secure a Democratic Presidential Candidate who will protect Democratic citizen’s interests, fight for their equal opportunities and fight for justice for all Americans .
    27. The DNC admits the Democratic National Committee has been promoting Barack Hussein Obama’s Presidential election knowing he was ineligible to serve as President of the United States.
    Our website obamacrimes.com now has 50.7 + million hits. We are urging all to spread the word of our website – and forward to your local newspapers, radio and TV stations. Berg again stressed his position regarding the urgency of this case as, “we” the people, are heading to a “Constitutional Crisis” if this case is not resolved forthwith.

    Philip J. Berg, Esquire
    555 Andorra Glen Court, Suite 12
    Lafayette Hill, PA 19444-2531
    Cell (610) 662-3005
    (610) 825-3134
    (800) 993-PHIL [7445]
    Fax (610) 834-7659
    [email protected]

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  40. wyatt

    Yeah, check this out”

    http://www.obamacrimes.com/

    Makes you wonder.

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  41. Aris

    i actually prefer the existential gasparino.

    also, BA is fucked. doesn’t mean that people won’t bid up the share price, but they’re currently renegotiating all their contracts and burning through their cash.

    also this HIG situation is double-plus ungood, because i’ve got some good friends that are quite dependent on what happens with the stag.

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  42. ZenProfit

    You forgot to post this from Berg’s website tonight:

    “Berg’s case, Berg vs. Obama was dismissed from the United States District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania, Docket # 08-cv-4083 for lack of standing. This is a question of who has standing to uphold our Constitution. If I don’t have standing, if you don’t have standing, if your neighbor doesn’t have standing to question the eligibility of an individual to be President of the United States – the Commander-in-Chief, the most powerful person in the world – then who does?”

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  43. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Will your vote count for BHO if you write in Barry Soetoro?

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  44. ottnott

    The Obama-not-a-citizen nonsense is a good idiot filter.

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  45. Mr. EB

    I think this rally has one more day tomorrow, then we are back to random action. I was the one that nailed this rally before THE FLY, in fact THE FLY even called me an idiot for saying the market is going to rally this week.

    This is going to be my last post on this site. If you want to follow my stock picks and market calls, you can follow me on my twitter page:

    http://twitter.com/mreb

    and my website: http://www.earningsbreakout.com/

    Good luck to you all.

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  46. Political Trivia

    …I will cut investments in unproven [sic] missile defense systems…
    …I will not weaponize space… (So space will be left for the Chinese and the Russians to weaponize leaving us defenseless sitting ducks)
    …I will slow development of Future Combat Systems… (While the Chinese, Russians, and Iran are accelerating their future combat systems)
    …and I will institute a “Defense Priorities Board” to [prevent] unnecessary spending…
    …I will set a goal of a world without nuclear weapons…
    …and to seek that goal, I will not develop nuclear weapons…
    …I will seek a global ban on the development of fissile material…
    …and I will negotiate with Russia to take our ICBMs off hair-trigger alert…
    …and to achieve deep cuts in our nuclear arsenals…

    — WHO AM I? First to answer wins!

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  47. BOOMER

    Jimmy Carter?

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  48. DMG

    Good riddance EB – you are nothing less than vexatious.

    Hit the bricks!

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  49. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    This is the best video of Charlie Meatballs in my opinion:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjhrtclvixw

    He really rips into that fucking squirrel Dennis “kneel down and blow me” Kneale.

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  50. DPeezy

    Aaaw, Mr.EB, don’t go! He didn’t mean to say all those big mean things to you. Don’t worry, he’ll soon come over and give you a hug and make it all better. Your little girlie internet feelings will no longer be hurt.

    Cry me a fucking river.

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  51. Charlie G.

    Whaddya got?…I got 2 hours sleep in 5 days, I got actual breaking news for this clown act network,I got “real news” vs fast money hype crap, I got…

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  52. ARCH

    the guy who is trying to out idiot the old white haired dude

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  53. mrkcbill

    EB…thats what they all say…

    Wow.. I think your like 1,000 per cent. So I’m giving you a blue ribbon for your dedicated service here!.. Shit I thought you were a shoe in to be a tabbed blogger oveh heah.

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  54. boca

    Zen — thank you.

    Ott — yes, very true

    Mr. EB — c’mon man, tell me you didn’t just egregiously spam your own site in the comments section at the Fly’s. Also, may I ask, why the mini-manifesto about your last post here? maybe I’m out of the loop.

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  55. DPeezy

    The law is a funny thing, Obama-conspiracy-theorists. Wikipedia is your friend:

    “Three United States District Courts have ruled that private citizens do not have standing to challenge the eligibility of candidates to appear on a presidential election ballot. Robinson v. Bowen, 567 F. Supp. 2d 1144 (N.D. Cal. 2008); Hollander v. McCain, 2008WL2853250 (D.N.H. 2008). In dicta in each of these cases, it was also opined that if the plaintiffs did have standing, the likelihood of success on the merits (which is part of the legal test for the issuance of a preliminary injunction) would be low. The opinion in one of the cases also cited to a statutory method[16] by which the eligibility of the President-elect to take office may be challenged in Congress.”

    The judge who dismissed Berg’s case cited the Hollander case.

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  56. “The Fly” is a grandee – we are all harlequins – got it? If you forget – not to worry, Senor Fly will remind you.

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  57. Mr. EB

    Idiots, I’m not leaving because he called me an idiot. I’m leaving to do bigger and better things.

    I will post my real-time trades and show that can out-fly THE FLY. Peons!

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  58. boca

    Are you the real Mr. EB? The old Mr. EB was a lot nicer.

    btw to me announcements of bigger and better things don’t usually involve twitter, but hey what do I know.

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  59. (A mysterious stranger approaches...)
    (A mysterious stranger approaches...)

    Mr. EB,

    Die slow.

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  60. Damon

    Anybody checked out this evenings new Mosaic SEC filings?

    Check out:

    http://ir.mosaicco.com/phoenix.zhtml?c=70455&p=irol-sec

    The Fly sold out most of MOS, so maybe another MOS long wants to assess the situation?

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  61. JakeGint

    Except when I imagine Fly throwing a Balzac, it’s not a book that comes to mind.

    Obvious? Maybe…

    Brilliant?

    Definiteley!

    You are on a roll, bowl cut mofo.

    _______

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  62. Eye No Stuff

    BA negotiations with Engineers Union hit a small snag:

    http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/businesstechnology/2008331680_webboeing30.html

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  63. RC

    Looks like I missed a fun day today.

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  64. Charlie Gas

    Looks like?…Looks like what RC?…Whaddya got?…shoot to the capitalist,thats what it looks like.

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  65. scum bucket

    Fire them and hire trained gorillas in their stead…

    Funny, I was going to say that about the bankers.

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  66. Imis Perot?

    Urban Legends…

    Email: Barack Obama Isn’t a Natural-Born Citizen

    By David Emery, About.com
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    Summary: Email rumor claims that Barack Obama is ineligible to become president because according to the laws in effect at the time of his birth he is not a natural-born citizen of the United States.

    Description: Email rumor
    Circulating since: June 2008
    Status: False

    Email example contributed by Carol D., June 8, 2008:

    CAN OBAMA BE PRESIDENT?

    It seems that Barack Obama is not qualified to be president after all for the following reason:

    Barack Obama is not legally a U.S. natural-born citizen according to the law on the books at the time of his birth, which falls between “December 24, 1952 to November 13, 1986?

    Presidential office requires a natural-born citizen if the child was not born to two U.S. citizen parents, which of course is what exempts John McCain though he was born in the Panama Canal. US Law very clearly stipulates: “.If only one parent was a U.S. citizen at the time of your birth, that parent must have resided in the United States for at least ten years, at least five of which had to be after the age of 16.” Barack Obama’s father was not a U.S. citizen and Obama’s mother was only 18 when Obama was born, which means though she had been a U.S. citizen for 10 years, (or citizen perhaps because of Hawai’i being a territory) the mother fails the test for being so for at least 5 years **prior to** Barack Obama’s birth, but *after* age 16. It doesn’t matter *after*.

    In essence, she was not old enough to qualify her son for automatic U.S. citizenship. At most, there were only 2 years elapsed since his mother turned 16 at the time of Barack Obama’s birth when she was 18 in Hawai’i. His mother would have needed to have been 16+5= 21 years old, at the time of Barack Obama’s birth for him to have been a natural-born citizen. As aformentioned, she was a young college student at the time and was not. Barack Obama was already 3 years old at that time his mother would have needed to have waited to have him as the only U.S. Cizen parent. Obama instead should have been naturalized, but even then, that would still disqualify him from holding the office.

    *** Naturalized citizens are ineligible to hold the office of President. ***

    Though Barack Obama was sent back to Hawaii at age 10, all the other info does not matter because his mother is the one who needed to have been a U.S. citzen for 10 years prior to his birth on August 4, 1961, with 5 of those years being after age 16. Further, Obama may have had to have remained in the country for some time to protect any citizenship he would have had, rather than living in Indonesia.

    Now you can see why Obama’s aides stopped his speech about how we technically have more than 50 states, because it would have led to this discovery. This is very clear cut and a blaring violation of U.S. election law. I think the Gov. of California would be very insterested in knowing this if Obama were elected President without being a natural-born U.S. citizen, and it would set precedence. Stay tuned to your TV sets because I suspect some of this information will be leaking through over the next several days.

    Comments: False. Barack Obama is, in fact, a natural-born citizen of the United States, for the simple reason that he was born on American soil (in Hawaii, two years after it acquired statehood). The age and citizenship status of Obama’s parents at the time have no bearing on Obama’s own citizenship.

    Any confusion on this point is the result of misunderstanding the legal concepts of jus sanguinis (right of blood) and jus soli (right of birthplace). Here is how the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Service explains the difference:

    The 14th Amendment of the U.S. Constitution guarantees citizenship at birth to almost all individuals born in the United States or in U.S. jurisdictions, according to the principle of jus soli. Certain individuals born in the United States, such as children of foreign heads of state or children of foreign diplomats, do not obtain U.S. citizenship under jus soli.

    Certain individuals born outside of the United States are born citizens because of their parents, according to the principle of jus sanguinis (which holds that the country of citizenship of a child is the same as that of his / her parents).

    It is a fact that under the provisions of Article Two of the U.S. Constitution naturalized citizens are ineligible to hold the office of president, but this disqualification does not apply to Barack Obama, who has been a citizen since birth.

    UPDATE: Is Barack Obama’s birth certificate invalid?

    Self-styled “experts” have questioned the validity of Obama’s Hawaii birth certificate as posted online, but after examining the actual physical document, investigators at Factcheck.org (Annenberg Public Policy Center) concluded it is authentic. The state of Hawaii has also affirmed its validity. Read the details…

    UPDATE: Berg v. Obama lawsuit dismissed

    A federal lawsuit filed in Pennsylvania by attorney Philip J. Berg charged that Obama was either born or naturalized in a foreign country and is therefore ineligible for the office of President. The case was thrown out of court on Friday, October 24, 2008 by U.S. District Judge R. Barclay Surrick, who concluded in his decision that Berg’s arguments were, among other things, “frivolous and not worthy of discussion.” Read the details…

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  67. pn

    EB, aka Etrade Baby don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.

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  68. JakeGint

    Here’s my take on the Obama nationality thing: Distraction.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if it was an Axelrod astro-turfing.

    The guy is a fucking socialist, that should be enough for the “no” vote. His mother was a freaking American, he’s an American, so STFU already.

    ___________________

    Here’s my take on Gasbagarino:

    Pin stroke.

    _________

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  69. BOOMER

    Jake – about CBL. I added some yesterday. Thanks, i would have missed it without your rec. Is this a long term for you, given the divi yield?

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  70. Donny

    I can’t help but believe that some Americans are starting to rethink this Obama fucker, and handing everything over to the socialist.

    If by chance, McCain can pull a fuckin’ rabbit out of the hat, and win this thing on Tuesday, the market will skyrocket on Wednesday. You can fucking bank on that! The stock likes divided government.

    I still think it’s unlikely, but it’s more likely than 1 week ago.

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  71. Paradigm Shift

    @ Damon – Those MOS insider transactions were $0 dollar option exercises.

    The associated share dispositions were shares surrendered to pay withholding tax liability.

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  72. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    mccain supporters on this site: us obama supporters are actually calling up our neighbors, going door-to-door, and volunteering for voter protection legal services.

    have fun filling up the comments section with partisan garbage.

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  73. sammy hagar

    ahh donny, unfortunately you’re dreamin…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTO1J68LOlo

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  74. Donny

    Actually Sammy, I prefer David.

    Personally myself, I could really give a flying fuck who wins. In fact, I will not be voting for either of the asshats. But I will say this … this country is right of center, and if Obama wins, the democrats will undoubtedly overshoot their new authority, and be kicked out in 2012. Bank on it.

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  75. dave lee roth

    homelay babelee zimalaboobela homelay babelee zimalabop..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX2CyIH_ebE

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  76. T MOE

    Gasbagarino
    I love it
    What a fucking joke he is. The whole network is a joke with the exception of Rick “tell it like it is” Santelli.

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  77. Eye No Stuff

    Rick’s talks out of both sides of his mouth and rarely expresses his opinion. It leaves me dazed and confused. Then again, I’m always dazed and confused. But Gasparino just pisses me off. He’s a fucking idiot.

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  78. Steph

    Wow…I had never seen that Gasparino-Kneale exchange. Gasparino may be a meatball but Kneale is a grade A knob.

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  79. Formerdem Nowindependent
    Formerdem Nowindependent

    I dare you closed minded people to watch all 10 minutes + of this. Anybody who brushes this info off is deluding themselves.

    Yet another reason the throw the rascal out!!!!

    [youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA6_k3NtXZs 450 300]

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA6_k3NtXZs

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  80. ^^WEAK!!^^

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  81. punyandy

    I am starting to think DEVILDOG actually did hold some of the positions he claimed to have. Yahoo message board type homos, who spew the same nonsense tend to continue doing so even when their “positions” are getting kicked in the dick. I am starting to think he legitimately got his ass kicked, and took a few too many sleeping pills and went all Isaiah Thomas on our asses.

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  82. Damon

    Thanks, Paradigm Shift..

    Sounds like the insiders are long on the future of MOS

    I know I am.

    Maybe The Fly should announce another “BUY” of the Mosaic Company (On a dip, of course).

    These super cheap stocks are going to seem really expensive, WAY too soon, IMHO

    The Mo-Mo is going away from the bears and into the realm of the bulls.

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  83. PPT

    Fly, your trading has been less than on par.

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  84. JakeGint

    Boomer — sorry, I see that’s the second time I missed that question.

    Yes, I will definitely hold a core position for the long term, but may divest 50% when it gets back to $12, for cash munny reasons.

    Know this — I have a shitload, and I bot the preferred D’s as well.

    Those I will not sell until the fuckers give me $25 (par).

    _______

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  85. JakeGint

    mccain supporters on this site: us obama supporters are actually calling up our neighbors, going door-to-door, and volunteering for voter protection legal services.

    Sounds good… do you get a brown shirt with that last bit of business, comrade?

    ____

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  86. Soma

    That McClellan Summation Index is rounding the corner again. Time to buy anything with solid fundamentals, that’s also way oversold. We just might be in buy mode for more than a few days. The Repugniggkans gotta have an up market cycle so they can bump their votes. You know it’s gonna happen.

    ~Soma (fly agaric)

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  87. JakeGint

    Douchebag — you forget, Soros is behind the Obamessiah.

    Keep reading your Huxley, it should come in handy soon.

    _____

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  88. what's up

    every one is too giddy. The market will tank soon – untill ALL bull ball lickers throw in the towel. That is the way it works in REAl bear markets, which most of us have have forgotten. But you can make some coin on these rallies, but be nimble and quick, like in jui-jitsu. Take what the market gives, but don’t be an ass. I don’t trust this shit rally – sold the sso i bought on tuesday and am sitting in cash. Ready to go sds after the next stupid ass gap up.

    Let’s look at it – Credit card defaults are roaring.
    Layoffs looming
    Credit spreads barely improving
    Marxist ready to take the helm, with a socialist congress

    WTF are you people thinking? Fly says Dow 10K. I say no way. Fly acting confident and shit. Even prideful. Pride cometh before the fall – be careful – and fast with the trigger. There is little left to this head fake rally.

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  89. jake gint asshat

    take another look…

    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://brual.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/national-debt-gdphalfsize.gif&imgrefurl=http://brual.wordpress.com/2008/08/27/republican-economic-disinformation/&h=332&w=530&sz=9&tbnid=esfGLkFY5NoJ::&tbnh=83&tbnw=132&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dnational%2Bdebt%2Bchart&usg=__r-lqDqViqtrONJdHusDrEbdp8cE=&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=7&ct=image&cd=1

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  90. whats up is an asshat
    whats up is an asshat

    this ‘all bulls throw in the towel” point is true, yet it doesnt happen when you want or expect. however, im not you. and, i can tell you it will not happen for sometime. first we will have a bear blistering ralley to sp1200. we will then rollover slowley, and eventually make new lows amd the ultimate low. this ‘might’ happen in 09, it might take longer (oh no). at anyrate, trade the now. the now is higher, bumpily.

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  91. JakeGint

    Sorry, I’m not interested in your Huffpo-People magazine mentally challenged persons’ website drivel, douchebag.

    Go stuff a handbag for the wife of Dear Leader, it’s a new Age.

    ______

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  92. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    JakeGint: “Sounds good… do you get a brown shirt with that last bit of business, comrade?”

    Not really, it’s some pretty inocuous stuff…

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  93. jakegint asshat

    you know what really gets me…. why are the McCain backers so…. angry, mean, aggressive and fearful???

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  94. what's up

    Maybe – but don’t hold a bias – bullish or bearish. That’s when it gets dangerous. I trade to supplement my discretionary spending – like vacations and beach clubs for my wife and six kids. I was short most of Oct. Then got long – like most of you. But i have a sick feeling that everyone thinks the worst is over – this giddiness is worrysome.

    I run several businesses – one that serves the gov’t and others the commercial markets, Pharma, electronic, hotel, casino, etc. From what i see and hear daily, We are not out of the woods yet. I know the market is future oriented, but my clients are preparing to lay off more people and spend more money with firms like mine – which is bearish. IMHO.

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  95. what's up

    Jakegint –
    Because you are so confident – as most are – that we MUSt go up from here – I am out from the long position.

    I only will go all in again when we go straight fucking down from here – or wherever. The next bottom will take away all hope – and i plan to deploy all of my reserve capital then, not now.

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  96. whats up is an asshat
    whats up is an asshat

    most aren’t. most are like you.

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  97. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    oh and JakeGint, if you’re too lazy to click the link and view the PDFs, one key point that should make you feel better that we’re not a bunch of SS browncoats, from the PDF file:
    “As an Official Poll Watcher for the campaign, you WILL NOT: … Challenge the eligibility of any voter”

    we’re showing up to make sure there’s no shenanigans is all. and if you read through it, you’ll find one major difference between the Obama campaign in that you get the feeling that the organization is fucking WELL RUN, e.g. check out the plans on election day GOTV on pg.23 (Appendix I).

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  98. i ate nachos one time
    i ate nachos one time

    AKAM . LDK . and ok . BEAV lick it up

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  99. what's up

    Nope – I don’t care which way the market goes, i am interested in adding capital. I approach the market as a warrior, with an extensive background in hand-to-hand combat. Take the energy of your opponent, with leverage, and use it against him. Never push back, or muscle your opponent. Never assume what he will do, just exploit his weaknesses.

    I see this overall view as the market is going higher as a weakness. It’s like a cocky fighter, when you’ve thrown him down to the mat hard, and he gets up and laughs at you and says “is that all you have?” The next time you not only throw him, but you finish him. I know we have not seen the teeth of this bear – we will.

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  100. wassup

    After the bottom after the next bottom leaves what’s up whimpering and hopeless, I will deploy all MY reserve capital.

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  101. Prayer Warrior

    I’m praying for your soul, what’s up.

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  102. Sweaty Manhunk

    You holyrollers spoil all the fun. Can’t you let him throw down on the mat with me a few more times before you save his firm ass?

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  103. what's up

    Nice reply!

    But then Obama will redistribute your wealth right back to me! So I win either way!

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  104. what up douche

    “every one is too giddy. The market will tank soon – untill ALL bull ball lickers throw in the towel. That is the way it works in REAl bear markets, which most of us have have forgotten.”

    i dont care which way the market goes? dont hold a bias, bla bla?

    speaking out of both sides of your ass. either pick a side/take a position or get the fuck outta the way. i can assure you of this. if you do not you will get run the fuck over padna. whats up?

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  105. what's up

    Let’ roll fellows. No biting, no pocking the eyes. Everything else is fair game.

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  106. Employee8

    what ….

    take a look at the up volume vs down volume the last few days. They have finally shifted from 5 to 1 down to 3 to 1 up after quite a long negative streak.

    We are starting to see stocks rally on bad news as mentioned tonight on Fast Money.

    Volatility is starting to calm … point spreads have been 200-400 points but we are stringing up days together rather than up slightly one day and down big the next. We have even had a few days that didn’t sell off in the final hour and today, while it looked to be fading we actually rallied into the close.

    Finally, bear markets don’t end abruptly. They takes months and sometimes years to play out. Most technicians agree that we are looking for an “intermediate” bottom, no “the” bottom and a rally off these lows s/b quite healthy and not end in a few days. These waves take time to play themselves out and the current rally is still being debated as to how real it is. The wave techs I follow are indicating that we must accede 990 on the SPX to confirm the uptrend with a potential of reaching 1179. Conversely, a breach of 912 would mean a retest of the 840 levels and the potential for continuation of this leg down. Again, this is not the absolute bottom we are seeking. Just a relief rally that can last weeks to months before the next leg down takes us to our final bottom most likely some time in 09′ but it is too soon to predict the final bottom.

    That’s my take anyway …

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  107. Watched "300" too many times
    Watched "300" too many times

    Hey, what’s up, you still owe me for the popcorn last weekend.

    Speaking of popcorn, dude, can we go just one week without knocking it over during the pre-movie arm-wrestling matches?

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  108. JakeGint

    Jakegint –

    Because you are so confident – as most are – that we MUSt go up from here – I am out from the long position.

    ???

    Reading comprehension not your strong suit, I’m assuming?

    You’re lucky I come from a six kid family, or I’d treat you like the wormlike Anano-Obamanids above.

    ____

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  109. what's up

    What’s up douche –
    What is so hard to understand – I was bearish – for most of the month. Then, got on the bull train – but just got off. am sitting in cash. That’s what i said.

    I will not get run over – I will protect my gains for now and reduce risk. If the market takes off – so what? I am up 30% on the year. You sound like you can get “run over”

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  110. what's up

    Jakegint –
    did all of the “fighting” references get you upset or wake up you inferiority complex? Why the anger – or focus on grammar errors? Calm down – we are on the internet – I pose no threat to embarrassing your manhood on the mat, or in the street.

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  111. Desperately taunting nightowl
    Desperately taunting nightowl

    Hand-to-hand combat with figments of imagination is so the next big thing.

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  112. Anton Cigur

    Jake,

    CBL: Obvious?

    Definitely not.

    Brilliant?

    Fuckin’ A.

    11+% since yesterday p.m.

    Thank you, Sir. I’m screening for CBL’s siblings when I can.

    ______________

    Boca,

    “Locker room” comment a jokey-joke “shout-out.” If Balzac jokes were the least of it, this would be a very different site.

    Funny how Balzac is kicked around by so many of his literary contemporaries, tho.

    Metaphorically speaking.

    _______________

    This site is like the nightclubs of my youth: The weird shit doesn’t even start until ’round midnight.

    For the most part, anyway.

    _______________

    ATTENTION NUT JOB WANKERS (if you are offended, then this means you):
    Please post more conspiracy theory shit!!! It is HILARIOUS! Also, manure helps the little plants and flowers and stuff grow so I can carve symbols in the crops to signal the aliens where to land. No fair anally probing each other in advance.

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  113. The red logo should have warned me
    The red logo should have warned me

    Ohhh noooooooooooo!

    The takeover is complete. The world is being run by an army of George Soros-funded clones.

    http://www.economist.com/printedition/displayCover.cfm?url=/images/20081101/20081101issuecovUS400.jpg

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  114. DPeezy

    Is it next week yet?

    Can’t wait for this election to be over so people can stop crying over Obama the Socialist. He’s going to be your new fearless leader – deal with it. Listen to the man and let him charm you with those big eyes.

    Many will be surprised by the margin & magnitude of Obama’s victory.

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  115. Ice cream socialist
    Ice cream socialist

    Bang!

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  116. ZenProfit

    DPeezy

    It is going to be a landslide (+60%)for Obama.

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  117. Juice

    Which bear will be back today: This one ? … or this one ?

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  118. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Juice – The second one. Thanks.

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  119. Yogi & Boo Boo

    DP – I agree. I also think it’s going to be a landslide. Once the uncertainty of the election is over the market direction should be more clear. Yeah, it’s still a bear, but it won’t be one forever. (In the interest of full disclosure, I’m net long for a bear market rally)

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  120. mrkcbill

    Sportsbook

    Obama -800

    Mccain +450

    Looks like the spread of last years Super Bowl.

    Trick or Treat…..Jefferson’s been on a roll lately!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWRt6ziFpOc&sdig=1
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8w61xy6J7Y&sdig=1

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  121. T MOE

    Yawn!
    Up and at’em 4:30 here on the left -ugh- I mean WEST coast.
    Enough already of this bullshit rally. I am tired of hearing about Obama, this fucking head fake rally, the election in general and Asian markets.
    I guess Devil Dog jumped out the window on after Tuesday, so I will have to remain one of the few bears on this board. Ok with me.
    I increased my shorts in SPY yesterday at the close. I raped GS for some nice gains yesterday and left a small short position on her for good fortune. I also pounded on RIMM yesterday for gain.
    Now the bad news is that I am getting fucked by AAPL. Fucking Steve blow Jobs sucks dick thats why he is so skinny, and who is going to have the money to buy thier shit anyway. How many fucking ipods and phones does one need. Are the new ipods any better than the old ones except for the touch screen. I continue to think AAPL will fall. I will just have to endure the pain.

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  122. JakeGint

    I guess Devil Dog jumped out the window on after Tuesday, so I will have to remain one of the few bears on this board. Ok with me.

    LOL. Good on ya, T MOE, but I liked “Ass Napkin Mike” better.

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