iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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TITANIC TRADING

As you know, “The Fly” is “embedded” in his belief that the market needs to punish, and torture, short sellers, who have over stayed their welcome. While it’s true, the market is gayer than a three legged statue of Dennis Kneel; the shorts will die anyway.

I fucking traded the bear markets of ’97, ’98, 2000-2002; it does not go straight down, assholes. Learn your history, before stepping to Plutonium Petey.

Much to my chagrin, National-Oilwell Varco, Inc. [[NOV]] can’t get out of its own way, thanks to a few rig cancellations at Transocean Inc. [[RIG]] . The mind numbing decline in commodity based stocks is equal to shooting howitzers in the face of overzealous hedge fund managers, which is a good thing. However, lots of retail pikers got taken down too.

All of this carnage has resulted in massive mistrust on Wall Street. The mistrust is causing stocks to nosedive lower, as if the world was about to get sucked into a fucking blackhole.

But, this mind set will flip on a dime, once we get a sustainable rally. Any rally lasting for more than 3 days will set off an uncontrollable wave of panic buying, which in turn will make bearshitters cry and pray for respite.

There will be no quarter for you short selling homos, only the ominous, yet Godly, “black flag.” We will take out your entrails and give them to our children to play “tie up the bad guy.” We will milk your bullshit brokerage accounts for all of its value, effectively putting you in a very bad homeless situation.

In closing, “The Fly” is at the wheel of the SS Titanic and he is not turning back. I will drive through that fucking iceberg, as if it were made from marshmallows— and toss cantankerous bearshitters into the shark infested waters below.

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194 comments

  1. Topper Harley

    DD, You added to your short position on a 30 cent move in RTH. That’s highly fucktarded. You suck my man.

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  2. Bitches of the highest order
    Bitches of the highest order

    It’s almost that time of the day, “Sell, sell, sell”

    margin calls a comin’

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  3. DEVILDOG

    Topper, I’m just backing up the truck and loading up. What’s the problem?

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  4. Ass Napkin Mike

    When buying into this bullshit rally idea, that will kill the shorts. Just think of GDP, unemployment numbers,tax loss selling,house depreciation,credit market freeze, etc, etc.

    There is no rally coming. Get over it.

    FADE EVERYTHING. DONT GO LONG ANYTHING.

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  5. ottnott

    Topper: almost as bad as repeating a comment on a new thread?

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  6. bullethead

    as the market steps lower, your writing prowess improves exponentially…the posts keep getting better, really enjoy them. take care

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  7. DEVILDOG

    ottknott, SDP is not trading during this bullshit because all the SDP holders know this rally will fail and SDP is going much higher. No SDP trader is going to sell cheap. The SDP SHORTS are going to get killed.

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  8. Market Fool

    ““The Fly” is at the wheel of the SS Titanic and he is not turning back. I will drive through that fucking iceberg, as if it were made from marshmallows— and toss cantankerous bearshitters into the shark infested waters below.”

    http://www.shipsahoy.com/dml551.gif

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  9. DEVILDOG

    is there a bigger fool than dennis kneal?

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  10. Itchy & Scratchy

    “I will drive through that fucking iceberg, as if it were made from marshmallows— and toss cantankerous bearshitters into the shark infested waters below.”

    Hilarious! Such priceless watery prose has not been written since Herman Melville penned Moby Dick.

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  11. ottnott

    bullet, I’m still trying to parse this sentence:
    While it’s true, the market is gayer than a three legged statue of Dennis Kneel; the shorts will die anyway.

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  12. Mike Hunt

    Hi Fly!

    Just loved reading your prose over the last few sessions!! Had me rolling around laughing – in amusement – with you – I might add.

    It appears there is a connection between market volatility and the quality of your writing.

    Keep it up old stick.

    Mike

    BTW I got buttf*cked this morning trying to short the DAX when it blew up by 400 points!!

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  13. ottnott

    DD, did you really mean to tell me that there are no SDP buyers left? That’s what you just said.

    Seems to me the more likely explanation is that it just isn’t a very liquid stock.

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  14. DEVILDOG

    Topper, sorry forgot. You suck.

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  15. nickfenton

    LOL! I don’t know where you come up with this stuff, but I love it.

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  16. Mike Hunt

    wow ‘itchy’!

    Great minds think alike!!

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  17. DEVILDOG

    ottnott, ok you’re the SDP expert, whatever. Watch it go UP!

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  18. Steph

    I never realized before that Bernie Sanders sounds like the aardvark in “The Ant and the Aardvark”.

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  19. Contrary Indicator
    Contrary Indicator

    I agree with Fly.
    Beware, longs.

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  20. CAP

    “I fucking traded the bear markets of ‘97, ‘98, 2000-2002; it does not go straight down, assholes. Learn your history, before stepping to Plutonium Petey.”

    FLY – THIS IS NOT ’97, ’98 2000-2002 ! Wanna bet this market can’t go down from here to 5000 in 2 weeks ? Seriously I think we see 7000 before 9000.

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  21. ottnott

    DD, you are right. It was way out of line for me to suggest that a stock that goes 2 hours with no trades is illiquid.

    I should have just accepted your explanation that the 2-hour gap was because SDP holders refused to sell at the current bid.

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  22. Darius

    Cap-

    What happens if you lose that bet?

    LOOL

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  23. People, stop worrying about devil dog shorting to infinity everytime RTH moves 10 cents.

    You can do that too with paper money. Try it, it works.

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  24. Big Mike

    Here’s what I plan on doing as I type this: I already layed my bed…100% long via materials/tech.

    I might take a vacation somewhere and come back in a couple of months or so, before I do anything stupid and panic sell.

    Ill say when we have a rally it will called the new “Volkswagen 2.0 Rally”, as volume is ever light and people will panic buy to TRY make up for their yearly losses.

    Good shit for the Titans though…fucking Colts…I love them and hate them at the same time.

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  25. CAP

    Did McCain just say his plan to save the economy involved handing out a wide range of prescription drugs ?

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  26. wilmer

    That’s not a bad idea. I could use some Xanax.

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  27. No margin calls on days when stock values go up…odd no?

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  28. Iceberg

    Good luck Fly, while in the short term you may be right, you’ve said it yourself that the you’ve seen the future and it has lower stock prices in it.

    So is this current mindset based on your thesis that from Halloween to Thanksgiving we rally hard?

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  29. CAP's Hero

    I tried linking this on RC’s blog, but it didn’t go through. Have I been banned?

    Here is CAP’s hero.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

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  30. jeff

    We all know the Titanic was built to have itself sunk. Morgan owned the White Star Line and John Jacob fucking Astor (the richest man in the world) needed to sink as he opposed the creation of the Federal Reserve.

    http://www.vaticanassassins.org

    search for Titanic –> off the hook!

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  31. ottnott

    We need 200 up of 250 down from here to get our minimum daily range of 400 DOW points.

    I’m off to do some real work.

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  32. Dan Ellis

    Spooky dates oooooohhh Oct 29

    From WIKI…
    The initial crash occurred on Black Thursday (October 24, 1929), but it was the catastrophic downturn of Black Monday and Tuesday (October 28 and 29, 1929) that precipitated widespread panic and the onset of unprecedented and long-lasting consequences for the United States. The collapse continued for a month.

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  33. Fly,

    Did you eat alot of paint chips as a kid? or Did you live under power lines?

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  34. Market Fool

    Jefferson Krull listening to The Carpenters in his latest video.

    Good Times!

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  35. Topper Harley

    Is 2PM the new 3PM?

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  36. Ass Napkin Mike

    test

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  37. ZenProfit

    Today’s collapse officially begins now.

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  38. wilmer

    Here come the Japs.

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  39. Ass Napkin Mike

    BOOOOOOOO-YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    FLY- why did you block my post about drugs? Do you have a filter on to block certain words?

    Jim Cramer Blog
    A Dividend Boost Isn’t Always the Answer
    By Jim Cramer
    RealMoney.com Columnist
    10/28/2008 2:03 PM EDT
    URL: http://www.thestreet.com/p/rmoney/jimcramerblog/10444660.html

    We’ve got a tale of two dividend boosts: Verizon (VZ) and Masco (MAS) . One was right to do — Verizon, which had one of the best quarters I have seen this reporting season. The other, Masco, seemed almost reckless, kind of like the Washington Mutual and New York Times (NYT) dividend boosts, which were really untimely.

    You have to go over that Verizon quarter, you just have to. Texting on fire. Wireline not a disaster. Most important, FiOS was really strong, and I would be careful, analysts — the surge in Comcast (CMCSA) orders may not occur if Verizon’s got game.

    Masco, on the other hand, really didn’t seem to see this slowdown coming. And while I like dividend boosts, sometimes the by-rote dividend boost — what this one felt like — can only be considered dangerous, especially because a dividend cut would have been prudent.

    I have to tell you that while I think the world of Masco, and I believe that housing will bottom next year, I would have preferred if MAS had hoarded money.

    The market clearly agrees.

    At the time of publication, Cramer had no positions in the stocks mentioned

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  40. optimatis

    hey folks,

    go trade adolf hitlers Volkswagen AG .. that fucker is up 100 % today because of a unseen massive short squezze … 10 billion euro traded in that stock today

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  41. wtf?

    cmon, get one rally together for the old man, till next tuesday!

    giddy up fuckers

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  42. Nostradamus

    The Fly very soon annihilates the three

    Like tiny islands of MCHX ARWR MATH half sunk

    Prey to the Barbarians hasty they will be too soon

    Who will cause a cruel plague during his reign

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  43. Ass Napkin Mike

    Tony Crasazi

    Supporting today’s rally in share prices worldwide is the infusion of cash by the Federal Reserve into the financial system via its Commercial Paper Funding Facility, which was launched yesterday. The CPFF is a facility created to purchase commercial paper directly from issuers, which in recent times have had difficulty obtaining money from the capital markets. To wit, the commercial paper market has contracted by about $350 billion over the past six weeks to $1.449 trillion.

    Paper bought by the Fed relieves the financial markets in two ways in particular. For one, investors that might normally invest in commercial paper that is instead bought by the Fed will “float” in the financial system, making more money available for alternatives. Second, issuers that obtain money from the Fed will fall back on their credit lines much less, freeing money for the interbank market and for lending.

    As for the CP market itself, note that the rate paid by issuers of 90-day asset-backed fell 10 basis points to 3.69% today — the recent peak was 4.66%. The 30-day rate fell 6 basis points to 3.23%, its lowest in about 5 weeks.

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  44. wtf?

    rth is getting close

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  45. optimatis

    DAX was driven +10% by Volkswagen today

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  46. Rodney Dangerfield
    Rodney Dangerfield

    I just told my wife I had a $147,000 hot dog today.

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  47. John McCain

    go up motherfucker!

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  48. CAP

    Paging all margin clerks. You are needed on the floor of the NYSE immediately. Paging all margin clerks……

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  49. The Fly

    Mike:

    The filter is retarded. I need to fix it.

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  50. DEVILDOG

    SHORT more RTH @69.98. This is too good to be true. I love it when wall street does this misdirection shit. Like shooting dennis kneal in the ass.

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  51. Margin Clerk

    Fuck you CAP. I’m sick of this job. May you live to see your cock rotting.

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  52. Nostradamus

    One day the clerk of margin will become your friend

    Appearing at the time of the great games of slaughter

    Everlasting captives, time when the lightning is on the top

    Greedy to see the plume of smoke wail in the wind

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  53. DEVILDOG

    SHORT more RTH @ 69.975555555….because I can.

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  54. Small Fry

    Short squeeze it baby.

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  55. wtf?

    rth is strong

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  56. ALLPROz

    Devil….how’s that RTH short working for ya….hope you placed that stop earlier….end of world dreamer…..

    I hate to see the misfortunes of others but with DevilDog, I’ll make an exception…..

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  57. Barney Frank, Gay Politician
    Barney Frank, Gay Politician

    I thought I was gay, until I saw this tape, now I really know what gay is.

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  58. DEVILDOG

    Gonna SHORT 1000 RTH @ 71. Just legging in. Now 220% SHORT.

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  59. ALLPROz

    Gay is in the eye of the beHOLDER….depending on who holds it for you………

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  60. Small Fry

    I wouldn’t be shorting retail with gas headed to $2.25 a gallon.

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  61. Craig

    RTH put/call ratio 1.71 – squeeze could get compounded

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  62. Scully

    Should short RJF: 1) I know 2 fuckers that work there and they are personally in debt/upside down to their hair plugs and scared and 2) they sent hayseed Foghorn Leghorn on CNBC to shamelessly self-promote a retail asshat management brokerage NOW?

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  63. charlie

    Congratulations to anyone else who hopped on board when I called the rally an hour ago, what with the monkey and all…

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  64. Steph

    It will be remembered that what officially ignited “the rally” was the Volkswagen short squeeze. That’s when it dawned on short-sellers that this could happen elsewhere and ,started getting the fuck out of short positions.

    On another note, Devil Dog, stop the silly short seller hubris. You’re not short anything, maybe at best a tiny position. If you really had the shorts on that you claim, you wouldn’t be here posting like a Yahoo board fucktard, you’d be too busy staring at your quote screen, sweating bullets.

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  65. T MOE

    Bullshit rally. No volume. Bear market bump. It can’t go down everyday. Setting up to have the rug pulled out.
    I love it when people on TV start to call a bottom. they have been saying that since September

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  66. CashIsKing

    Cover DevilDog. You’ve done well. Don’t be stubborn.

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  67. BearsSuck

    Davod Kotok is very bullish. Sharpen your knife, CAP.

    http://www.cumber.com/commentary.aspx?file=102608.asp&n=l_mc

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  68. ALLPROz

    Steph,

    Amen on your DevilDog bogus paper trading call….we all pretty much know he’s a wanna be day trader but fun having him around for kicks and grins………

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  69. Deviled Dog

    rodney , that was the funniest fucking thing i have heard all day.

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  70. Dennis Kneale's Third Leg
    Dennis Kneale's Third Leg

    Why am I only 3″ tall?

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  71. Steph

    This is a bullshit rally as much as yesterday was a bullshit selloff. Up until 5 minutes before the close, the market was pretty much flat.

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  72. Devildog has been papertrading? Nooooooo! You mean to say he’s been printing money faster than the goverment?

    Say it ain’t soooooooooooooo!

    At least CAP has some skin on the game; his dick… sluuurrrrrpppp!

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  73. GW

    Hey Short sellers have not over stayed their welcome.
    They are an equal balance in liquidity…
    If anything the FED and Shady government has over stayed its welcome…
    DOW 34 Bitches

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  74. hk.slanteyes

    man, I wake up and I’still making money.
    maybe we go up from here. life is a box of choclates
    never no what you get. I’ll check out tape if this has
    legs maybe I buy again on the
    the am……it’s a wonderful fucking war…

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  75. ALLPROz

    lol CAP has skin in the game…literally…

    Is cap short for Mushroom Cap?

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  76. mrs buttons

    Our capital markets are being destroyed by the shorts – and the everyone is letting it happen.. is this market rigged ? – it sure has decoupled from any reasonable historic precedent, and the ever hopeful traders think it will revert to the mean or stabilize ..But for now,or forever, the shorts own the market – the talking heads convince us not to sell so the hedges have more fodder to feed off of. You think this is redemptions? Maybe they are lying thru their teeth – wiht no visibility, who would know? So we feel sorry for them? What if they don’t go belly up? What if the same number of hedge funds that are operational today, stay the same?

    The rallies on low volume should tell you something besides wating for the Fed…game playing?..The AD line is ghastly. the VIX is still a looney bin and everyone is scratching their heads trying to find a rationale when there is none. ANd as if we didn’t have enough troubles, we have all the euro game players imploding on the CDS gymnastics.
    Where is the SEC? Whre is COX? WHy still the uptick crap?

    ANd all anybody can talk abaout is capitulation? Gimme a break – I am sure it would make not a wit of difference.

    Free market is euphemism for_________

    Questions questions…

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  77. ALLPROz

    ZEUS………..your back………

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  78. My $0.02

    I liked Jake’s Dr. Suess routine much better than this Nostradamus jerkoff.

    gas is $2.03 for regular here at the SHEETZ (VA)

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  79. The Fly

    ROFL@ DevilDog.

    Rape action ensuing.

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  80. USS Fly has sight on Devildog skiff floating aimlessly at sea…MORE COAL,MATES!!

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  81. ALLPROz

    Full steam ahead………squeeze them there cheeks tight…

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  82. The Fly

    Zeus is done eating grapes and is now doling out lightning bolts to idiotic short sellers.

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  83. The Grim Reaper

    I’m baack & I’m look for The Devils Dog …. toe tag being printed up momentarily.

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  84. charlie

    I’ve patiently waited all day for this DEVILDOG. How’s RTH and SDP treating you? 185% in? DAMN YOU ARE FUCKED. Here’s a special little video just for you. Everyone else, feel free to enjoy.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKQ3LXHKB34&feature=related

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  85. BOOMER

    LOVE the monopoly graphic. Hilarious.

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  86. Scully

    The yen crosses are moving on up…850 may have been line in the sand until the elections is over.

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  87. If you disagree with The Fly go fuck an armadillo
    If you disagree with The Fly go fuck an armadillo

    Freaking NOV needs a kick in the ass… I am very impatient.. the first trade a few weeks ago was much more efficient.

    We need devildog to starty shorting NOV….

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  88. DEVILDOG

    Got RTH @ 71. Thanks. BTW, I don’t need to watch my screen and sweat bullets. I’m gonna be so rich in a few days I think I’ll pay donny or fly to watch it for me.

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  89. charlie

    I don’t think you understand DEVILDOG. Your account – I’m going to suck it dry.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKQ3LXHKB34&feature=related

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  90. ZenProfit

    This is the crunch level: yesterday’s high: 8599. If it bounces down, we are toast. If it cuts up through it, rally has begun.

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  91. Rodney Dangerfield
    Rodney Dangerfield

    I just got a 50% rebate on that hotdog

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  92. DEVILDOG

    SHORTING 2000 RTH @ 72.48.

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  93. Ray Ray

    Devildog…Help a brother out, close out all shorts and buy some CIT. Get a 14% dividend next month.

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  94. CAP

    Don’t worry fuckers. The margin clerks are coming to save my cock.

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  95. Margin Clerk

    I’m firing all my weapons on Devilcat’s bullshit portfolio.

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  96. DEVILDOG

    Thanks much!

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  97. ALLPROz

    It pains me (not really) to see you dig so deep DevilDog….
    thanks God it’s imaginary money you use………

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  98. DEVILDOG

    NOW 245% SHORT.

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  99. wtf?

    ive heard of blowups before, but ive never seen one in real-time before.

    wow devil dog. please stop before you get hurt

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  100. wilmer

    Fly’s emotional capitulation marks the bottom?

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  101. BOOMER

    I’m buying BOOM into earns on Thurs. Jus’ a wee bit.

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  102. Scully

    Sold 6K AA @ 10.04 for +$1.02 overnight swing. Fuck yeah and keep the dividend!

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  103. Yogi & Boo Boo

    FUCK YOU BEAR MARKET!!!

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  104. DevilDog's Mother
    DevilDog's Mother

    DevilDog,

    your room is a mess with all that papermoney you are cutting out of newspapers!!!!!

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  105. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Sorry for shouting. I was just really pissed off.

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  106. rocketman

    So, if we finish up ~5%…is the consensus that the bulls will have gotten the signal they were waiting for and tomorrow we’ll follow up with another green day? are do you think this will sell off?

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  107. DannyBoy

    Fuck it just bought some GS. They finish green today!

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  108. Craig

    DD – the put/call ratio is a good indicator on short squeezes. Out of my RTH calls for a nice daily double

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  109. ALLPROz

    It’s uncanny how often the indices are near important technical levels just ahead of a Fed meeting…….

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  110. CAP

    You guys seriously have to be joking to think this is the bottom.
    Hey DEVILDOG, How about we save all these asshats comments so we can show it to them when the DOW is at 6000 in 2 weeks. LMAO

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  111. Deviled Dog

    OOWWWWW OOOOWWWWWW OOOWWWWWWW

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  112. Anton Cigur

    Fly posting buys on Twitter before gracing iBC with same?

    Howard owes you an appletini, or whatever he’s paying you with.

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  113. Jimmy Chin

    DEVILDOG is getting clown raped and he seems to love it. I guess this comes as little surprise to all sane folks.

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  114. Deviled Dog

    OOOWWWWW ITT HHUURRTTSSS OOWWWW OOOWWWW OOOWWWWW

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  115. ALLPROz

    Or CAP, how bout we get some YouTube footage of you slopping up your own wienie dog…….

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  116. Small Fry

    NOV had rig cancellations today, which is why it isn’t part of this rally. Fucking NOV.

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  117. Scully

    Still holding 5K $11.75…GTC sell $12.75

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  118. the Bear

    For the love of God Devil Dog, please!!!!!

    Oh the humanity!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  119. Scully

    5K C that is…

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  120. Aris

    this rally is kind of silly, but whatever. i like stocks that go up.

    but i mean, seriously, WMT up 9%?

    i smell a rat.

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  121. Donny

    If you’re long and looking for an opportunity to escape … the window is open right now.

    Make no mistake, this market has not bottomed.

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  122. CAP

    Well said DONNY ! If you got the dream team of DEVILDOG and DONNY short you know this market is going down.

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  123. DEVILDOG

    Bought 400 SDP @ 93. Man you bulltards are so stupid. You’d think you were so stupid that you’d charge a red cape just to run into a sword behind it and die with that stupid what happened look on your face. Nobody is that stupid. Oh yeah I’ve got to remember my SSF 10X stupid factor. Unbelievable idiots. Prepare for death over the next several days. Odd no? Now 254% SHORT. Done for the day. Off to rich man’s whiskey.

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  124. DevilDog

    Now 300% STUPID and getting clown-raped by the second.

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  125. Scully

    Short 200 CMG 52.55

    Bought another 1K CAKE 7.72

    Just not that much difference…

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  126. Donny

    Shut up FuckTard!

    SDP down 9.8% times 200% leverage = 19.6%

    Just shut the fuck, you Fucking moron!

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  127. The Donnymeister has spoken. Hear him well. Heed his words or risk peril.

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  128. JakeGint

    Good shit for the Titans though…fucking Colts…I love them and hate them at the same time.

    Big Mike, you just gotta switch Manning brothers, that’s all.

    What was the comparison Will Smith used in Men in Black II?

    “You (Tommy Lee Jones) are ‘old and busted.’ Ovah here. you have ‘the new hotness.'”

    _____________

    But at least your Hooosee Yers won in an “upset” against those thrashin’ Wildcats of N’Western.

    On to Penn State!

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  129. ALLPROz

    Donny, CAP and Deviled Eggs:

    I believe you are forgetting all the Perma Bears out of their caves and Mr. Market is not rational…on that basis alone we rally…….

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  130. OAO

    Not just a bad homeless situation but “a very bad homeless situation!”

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  131. Eye No Stuff

    This DevilDog person – addicted to pain?

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  132. Deviled Dog

    I love losing money. That is all. Please return to your normal business

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  133. Scully

    Japan to low interest rates to Mr. Blutowski

    896 close = 930 tomorrow.

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  134. anjing bau

    890 spx closing basis on the hourly lets flip the black box over to buy mode for awhile and see how many shorts cover….

    the trend is your friend right up until the bend.

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  135. ALLPROz

    CAP,

    Moisten those lips………..

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  136. Margin Clerk

    I just stole Devildog’s Whiskey.

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  137. Scully

    Raising C sell to 13…greed, for lack of a better word…

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  138. Margin Clerk

    3 more trading days and 150 points on the DOW for CAP to be rechristened as “CAP – The Cockeater”

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  139. Jimmy Chin

    Someone hold DEVILDOG down…there are hundreds of clowns waiting to have their turn at the door.

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  140. The Game is Rigged
    The Game is Rigged

    Lolz @ Dog

    Karma is a bitch

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  141. TX Slave Trader

    Buy my “Latin Stallions of Love” for the win:

    CPL – SBS – PBR – RIO

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  142. CAP,

    Your name is already tarnished……know to tarnish your “peepee” (correct terminology for dick smaller than 4″)

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  143. Donny

    SDP down 14% x’s 200% leverage = -28%

    What a fucking moron you are you stupid fucking idiot!

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  144. DEVILDOG

    Bought 200 SDP @ 88.

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  145. Margin Clerks are coming for short sellers tomorrow..their job never ends.

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  146. Scully

    Battleground States

    Colorado 51.0 44.8 Obama +6.2
    Ohio 50.3 44.3 Obama +6.0
    Florida 48.2 45.5 Obama +2.7
    Nevada 49.0 45.5 Obama +3.5
    Missouri 47.4 46.8 Obama +0.6
    North Carolina 48.6 47.1 Obama +1.5
    Virginia 51.3 44.0 Obama +7.3

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  147. Mr. EB

    Devildog, I don’t wish bad losses on anyone. Hang in there.

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  148. Lorraine Bobbit

    I’m coming for you CAP.

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  149. Topper Harley

    LOL at DD – “Bought 200 SDP @ 88.” Took less than 2 minutes for SDP to print $86

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  150. Shorts on this board sounding a different “tone”….

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  151. DannyBoy

    GS is ripping higher! I love it!

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  152. The Fly

    Get ready to suck your own dick again.

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  153. Roger Riney

    Please contact me re: the minimum requirements for your margin account.

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  154. Mr. Eb,

    Respectful comment…….what are you doing here?

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  155. Mr. EB

    I just went to cash. Taking my winnings and going home. Good luck to you all.

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  156. wtf?

    scully, those numbers will change dramatically if this rally has legs.

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  157. Topper Harley

    Fly – Cap promised to eat his cock this time.

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  158. 4fl3x

    Stay patient noobians, this shit has just begun.

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  159. Rodney Dangerfield
    Rodney Dangerfield

    Hey scully did you get those polls from Keith Olberman’s office?

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  160. DEVILDOG

    Bought 300 SDP @ 86.22.

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  161. Deviled Dog

    there are no margin calls on Fantasy Island

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  162. Donny

    Donny doubles position in DUG at 49.00

    Avg cost = 51.62

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  163. Pro Trader

    Wow did I get lucky. I was pissed yesterday and took my short hedges off near the close. I guess the slot machine gave coin to the longs today. my longs now have a stop loss instead of a fucked up short hedge.

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  164. ALLPROz

    Oohhh Donny,

    This squeeze looks like it has some lasting power….

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  165. Deviled Dog

    Donny, why do you post in the 3rd person?

    Donny Says:

    Donny don’t like this market. This market makes Donny angry.

    bbwwahahahahah lmao

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  166. Donny

    ALLPro

    My position is relatively small.

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  167. charlie

    Yo DEVILDOG and likeminded asshat bearshitters, remember this gem earlier today.

    “# charlie Says:

    The rally monkey is rattling his cage door boys, won’t be much longer till he’s out jumping up higher and higher while clawing at T MOE and throwing shit at DEVILDOG. Position yourself.
    October 28th, 2008 at 11:29 am ”

    Just think of all the pain you could have saved yourself. The DJIA was just coming off its daily lows of 8275 at 11:29am. Fly, thank you for letting me borrow the time machine, you are a magnificent mentor.

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  168. DEVILDOG

    Something for you stupid bulltards to remember…The FED is DEAD. Write it down. It’s going to bite you in the ass.

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  169. Scully

    wtf…I respectfully disagree. The uncertainty is gone. WS hates uncertainty. Georgia is a now toss-up for fuck’s sake. This isn’t the investor class that is PO’ed.

    But, MAINLY those yen crosses gave us clues today. A couple of giddy-up days are gonna bring out the herd…..a quick run to 10,000 is my guess.

    Holding all longs overnight unless C hits 13. Holding GCI until 12+

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  170. Karl Marx

    DD,

    What’s your fave nose bleed short right now?

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  171. BOOMER

    I love stocks!

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  172. DEVILDOG

    Bought 400 SDP @ 85.47.

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  173. Roger Riney

    Devildog –

    Sorry to expose you as a fucking retard, but you don’t have anywhere near the money you post about here. You belong on a yahoo message board.

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  174. Karl Marx

    FXP=cockmeat sandwich

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  175. Scully

    Sold AA too early. Left 2200 on the table.

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  176. charlie

    I call bullshit DEVILDOG. We’ve seen that piece of shit Viper that resembles a bright red shoe from Holland that you brag about on these boards. Quite simply, if you were still carelessly legging into SDP with those sized orders, your flagship automobile would not be a fucking dodge viper.

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  177. DEVILDOG

    Bought 200 SDP @ 84.88.

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  178. dd

    Devildouche pays in chocolate stained tampons.

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  179. Scully

    Covered CMG again 51.44…rolling profits again into CAKE.

    Now, 3.5K shares @ 7.78

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  180. anjing bau

    DIG is gonna dig a hole for the DUG… time to shift directions on the oilers.

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  181. bhh

    Are you forgetting it is possible to see every trade that takes place in SDP on a 5 min chart?

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  182. T MOE

    Shorting GS at 92.60

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  183. Deviled Dog

    Bought 4,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 SDP @ 85.47.

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  184. Small Fry

    He’s not forgetting – he didn’t know that.

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  185. charlie

    T MOE. Kiss my foot.

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  186. bhh

    Carefull Devildog, IB has shares of SDP available to short? Anyone with an extra 2-300k laying around could light up your ass now if they wanted to.

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  187. T MOE

    Wow painful day for me today. It ok though still playing with longs money as I will for a very long time

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  188. DEVILDOG

    285% SHORT and staying that way. Write it down and don’t deny it over the next 12 days. bulltards lose.

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  189. Mr Market

    DEVILDOG

    Coast Guard called…your sailboat sank in the East River…so sorry.

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  190. T MOE

    With you Dog. Feeling the pain today, but no surrender. Wait for the job numbers it will tell us all we need to know.
    Not big volume today. Bears will be back

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  191. Steph

    Anyone want to lend me some Volkswagen? I wouldn’t mind shorting a couple of hundred shares.

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  192. The Game is Rigged
    The Game is Rigged

    DD, Texas sucks ass btw.

    Have a nice evening.

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  193. Michelle B

    Yeah, Steph, I would like to short Volkswagon also; can’t find any shares to borrow. But then again, it could go up another 100 pts.

    Anyway, I peeled off a 1/4 of my longs that I have been accumulating since late last week. Keeping the rest, but raised the stop losses. Not surprisingly with indices up from 9 to 13%, my port was up 13% today. With the strong close, market could gap up tomorrow, get sold a bit, and then run into the FOMC announcements. And then who knows, certainly not moi. At this point, I am ready to add to core longs on a pullback (will review a bunch of stuff tonight and tomorrow which could change that perspective).

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  194. JakeGint

    Rigged, no, Dallas sucks, Texas is full of nice people.

    _____

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