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I’m looking for an individual named “Devil Dog”. I believe he is 185% short. If no one seems him till the run up into the 4pm bell, I’ll come collecting his remains then.
Get em FLY!!! MOS and NOV big days today!
http://www.rallymonkey.com/video/kenindex.swf
All Day Long.
Sometimes the ole gut instinct is all we need….fundies and low PE’s will become the daily topic….
Sounds good, but any profits get sold before the rally solidifies. People are grabbing the cheese, then they GTFO. It’s tough to be optimistic for even one whole day. Break out the lithium, schizophrenia pending!
DAX up 9% …. Ach du lieber!
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Bust out the oil & gas, bust out the indy metals!
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We have all heard this story before.
Rally then sell off at the end of the day. If it is sustained then expect the rug to be pulled out later this week. We are in a bear market and the fundies are not improving. We are going lower. No bottom yet
Thank Gog Kernen is defusing Fart Cashin this morning who is trying his best to dampen the market. Assclown. If it’s not in his stupid “textbook”, it can’t happen.
VLO with a forward 4-5 PE and now a stable pricing environment will create stable margins for all the refining sector…..looks good here….even with global recession, depression, obsession, intoxication, etc. etc….
Oh, and there’s no selloff at the end of the day. Why? Because all you heard on Fast Money last night was “sell the rallies! sell the rallies! it’s so easy and obvious har har har!”
My largest coal holding PCX-
Patriot Coal reports Q3 EPS of $1.01 vs ($0.22) First Call consensus; revs $489.6 mln vs $466.84 mln First Call consensus
But beware, this is a crazy bitch. GLT.
Can anybody explain why anybody would buy UYG? It underperforms on the upside and the downside relative to something like the XLF. On a risk adjusted basis it’s garbage.
Look at the pre- market for example. UYG is up 4.74% and XLF is up 5 %.
Anyone else having problems getting good quotes this morning? My trading platform is getting sporadic updates. Some stocks real-time, others frozen and updated in bursts. Careful out there.
what kind of retard would go 185% in either direction in this market? This might be the toughest tape to trade in anyone except the crypt keeper AKA John Bogels lfetime, why tempt fate?
Well, f@ck him, he’s done.
Fly
Have you seen the angry dog this morning. I haven’t.
He only seems to make an appearance when the market is heading south. He’s usually “sailing” or taking the wife on a “joy ride” in the viper when it’s going higher.
Steph
Fast Money is a joke. Supposedly they are big time traders. No big time traders have the time to do TV shows. finerman is supposedly one of the top women on the street. Give me a break. She manages 300 million. I know plenty of retail brokers that manage more than that. They are all reactive. Just like everyone else on CNBC. The only one with any brains on that network is Rick Santelli. He’s got it right. They say sell the rallys because that what they are seeing the hedgies do at the end of the day for the past few tradin sessions. Look at the volume. But who knows today might be different. The sentence most heard on Wall Street — ” This time is different.”
D Dog,
Are you still holding on to your AAPL puts? I think it goes lower. Maybe a pop early today but just like RIMM yesterday it will fizzle
Steph
You’re a frog right? Why is the CAC so CaCcy today?
Poor bears. Alot of hurt waiting for them.
Hurt? Don’t think so. The market can’t go down every day. Or can it?
I’m hang gliding off Mt. Everest right now, I’ll get back to you tools later.
FLy:
What trading system or software do you use? Just trying to get a feel for what people think is the best bang for the buck.
Pre-market volume as of 9:15am seems pretty anemic. Not sure that we see see vigorous panic buying today. The U.S. was muted on the downside yesterday versus the world. Probably will be the reverse muted response today.
What was the bet from “CAP – The Cockeater” about the DOW’s close on the week?
Still long..
10K GCI (8.81)
3K CBS (7.8)
5K AA (yesterday’s close)
1.5K RIO (10.36)
5K C (11 3/4)
500sh AXP (21 from 10/10)
5K F (1.88)…to be sold this AM
Still short S&P 1/3 of original 9/18 rydex position…most likely…not covering before 11/4.
j,
I’m in Montreal, asshole.
Happy to finally see futes UP for a change and bulltards all happy and shit. Stupid bulls never learn. Prepare to lose again.
Last chance to sell out – all stocks are for tards.
T, still holding my AAPL SHORTS.
Yep. Most of my quotes are frozen also.
Steph:
Easy dude. Ease up. Anyways Montreal is close enough for you to know what’s going on in frog land.
Dog.
Stick to your thesis. You argued passionately last thurs that we were going to crash on the 28th. We still can by the way. But you ought to cover the pos today rain or shine.
Also long $10K (not shs.) the NIKKEI 2x from yesterday’s NAV…26 year low…just playing dead carry trade (CAT) bounce.
Better, but slow.
donny and mr. market are the dumbest of the dumb.
DevilDog – I have your toe tag ready & printed up. Please clean your toes.
I may be grim but I have a cleanliness fetish.
fuck the grim reaper. I stick my foot up your stupid ass. DEVILDOG spits at death.
We have barely made back the losses yesterday and people are all excited. LOL. This is how bear market kill people. 200 points up 500 down. 200 up 500 down. We won’t close above yesterdays highs. You can bet on it.
No targets hit @ the open…RIO almost sold @ 11
Another 1K GCI buy hit @ 9…who is that specialist’s (computer) fucking kidding?
GOOG…among others..volume pathetic.
Cap
It’s 13 minutes into the opening!!!
Financials coming down from their early advance. the market will follow in due time
J, I’m holding all SHORTS for the next 8 TO 13 days. In fact, I’m SHORTING some more utility stocks this morning.
DEVILDOG’s dad just found out his son set up his account 185% short. Needless to say, DEVILDOG has been grounded. His Dad was so pissed…he even took away his Playstation.
AAPL to par today. Fix me a samwich!
Now I present to you, 6 hours of bullshit until 3:30 pm.
When DEVILDOG says “Im holding my SHORTS”…he means that literally…his shorts have just filled up with some nasty brown goo as he watches his dad’s money evaporate. So sad, so stupid…
On behalf of DEVILDOG…sorry Dad.
Sold all RIO @11 for small profit…probably going higher but GS making me nervous.
Yo DEVILDOG, I just bought some shorts too. Shorted 400 SKF.
DevilDog may spit at death, yet I have immortal patience. Take all the time you need.
Selling 1/2 F @ 2.25…c’mon you POS
Goldman getting hit again! Glad I stayed short
I was having a casual conversation with Merlin, yes, that Merlin, and he dropped a bombshell – said this is just another BS rally that will go poof soon.
I’m getting confused here…
Why can’t you retards read? My dad’s account is 100% cash waiting to go long at the intermediate bottom which is not yet here. My account is 185% SHORT and going to 200% SHORT today. Got it? BTW, I’m not impressed with YEN manipulation that will not hold. You guys are idiots.
With all of DEVILDOG’s money that I make today with shorted shorts, I’m going to take his mother out for robster and NEVER call her AGAIN!
Erin Burnett is cute , but boy is she dumb and clueless. How in the world did she ever get hired at Goldman. Did she blow somebody?
Seriously Fly…you still think MOS is better than CF? You say so…I know you said you actually own both…but you fail to provide reasons why you think MOS is the winner. I really do want to hear your thoughts.
For Sale: 5K shrs. AA @ $10.50 from $9.04…GTC
Fucking GS merge getting priced in
GS ugly and MS too.
By the way DEVILDOG, I did tell you to pull out and remain neutral till this government fuckery is over. I’d be careful of being short anything but your iETFs until Nov 10th
T MOE — Williams grad. She was probably the only girl in her whole class who bothered to take an Econ class up there. Plus, she’s cute.
That’s almost an “auto hire.”
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DOG
That is funny. You and I seem to be the bears on this board of bulls. I too run my family’s money. I have my dad’s accounts about 85% to 90% in cash. And I am 95% short, with my only longs being in the oils, which I put on yesterday. This rally is bullshit
Consumer confidence very low as we will see in a few seconds
Shorts having a field day on GS
Now 200% SHORT.
T HO MOE…if you are so confident why isn’t Daddy’s account short too? Let me answer for you…
Because honestly, you do not have a fucking clue what this market is going to do
Fly, stepping back into some hedges here?
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We’re going down. Fuck.
DevilDog wins again, even though he appears to be ass-raped by squirrels.
all this skepticism is why this rally will hold.
the market has been fucking with us for so long, nobody believes we can actually stay up for more than a few hours.
Thanks for whoever suggested shorting ACF a few wks back.
puts green today
Just covered my shorts on GS for a hell of a gain. Waiting for it to pop a little to pile on again
At forty-five degrees, the sky will burn
The new Isle of York will be tried by frost
The Fly changed, to them not so vehement
The longs draw near to the reckoning
T MOE, would love to exchange ideas with you off this board. I don’t want to educate the idiot bulltards here too much. Mt email is [email protected]. Please send me your contact info..
CUE MERLIN.
The Fly will make it appear to the humans
Times good to bad, the sweet for the bitter
Because of death too late a great people re-created
When the shorts will come out of their graves
everyone,
if you have a few minutes, this is pretty funny describing the subprime mess in cartoons.
http://docs.google.com/TeamPresent?docid=ddp4zq7n_0cdjsr4fn&skipauth=true&pli=1
Jimmy –
REad the post! the remainng 15-10% is in SDS
Dad’s account is just fine- shorter time horizon than mine. It is called money and risk management. Fuck off you are an idiot and don’t know shit
No Pos in GS
Can’t understand why people feel bad about Blankfein’s merger call to Citi.
this was before the fucking bailout when both MS and GS were looking like shit. Now people are reading into it as though it happened yesterday.
Stupid.
Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man on AMC.
Trish Reagan – Columbia then Goldman
Melissa Francis – Harvard then Wall Street
Melissa Lee – Harvard then Wall Street
M. Caruso-Carbrera – Wellesley econ grad then plastic surgery.
Maria – old fighetta – nyu i think
Rev Shark
Goldman
10/28/2008 10:10 AM EDT
There is some chatter that the reason Goldman is weak is because they are on the wrong end of a big trade in Volkswagon which is undergoing a vicious squeeze. I have no idea if true or not but it doesn’t sound unreasonable.
Charlie Gaysploogrino – Chickenswitch State U, Summa Cum Laude, I believe.
The Fly will demand to enter the new city
The demon canine of prey offers itself to the heavens
Through rain afterwards, which will do them no harm
Drinking with pleasure the waters of ambrosia
I like the research on the CNBC bitches. M Lee has fucked up teeth they should have passed on her. and Asians are not my thing. MC Carbrera has big tits show thats probably why she got the job.
Maria has DSL’s which whe probably used on The Citi CEO when she was taking a ride in his jet. Sandy Wheil? I think?
Everyone needs to learn how to celebrate the close, not the open.
Where’s the PPT?
-DT
Scully, all of them dumber than dirt. Bring back the redhead with BIG tits.
Charlie Gaysploogrino
LMAO
What a worm and geek he is
Give me GS fortune cookies at $0.01.
Rest of Trish Regan’s bio from wikipedia:
“A former Miss New Hampshire in the Miss America pageant, Regan won the first annual Bernard Wayne award (Bernard Wayne is the composer of the theme song ‘There She Is, Miss America’) for the contestant with the most promise in the performing arts. Regan studied classical voice in Graz, Austria and at the New England Conservatory of Music in Boston before enrolling at Columbia. While still in high school, Regan was awarded first place in the Harvard Musical Association’s competition.”
I met spoke with her in March at CNBC HQ. My eyes hurt she is so beautiful.
Sounds like Regan is the smartest of the bunch.
Volkswagon bigger market cap than EXXON? what the fuck
lol..the rumor is Goldman is caught in the Volkswagen trade? Insane….
charlie, how’s that SKF SHORT working for ya? AS far as taking my money, you’ve got to be kidding. You’re an idiot losing a lot of SKF SHORT money and idiots deserve what they get…poverty. Now fuck off!
j, fuck off dumbass.
When the panties of the great Regan is found
Their great power will be seen to increase
Immediately a huge, phallus leaps up
T Moe, J perish in water, the market to collapse
DevilDog wins again!
I’ll be back for you … sooner or later 😉
Donny sells DIG @ 25.90 for a very small gain.
Hoku guy get you own monkier
MS and GS are broken like a all the bulls on this board
Open order to buy MS 11.5..uh-oh
FLY ‘s next post will be about how he added SKF FXP SRS at the lows of the day. Odd no ?
sold gs and MS . they really looked “flucked”.
Got it 11.44
donny with no conviction like all weak ass americans. You’re pitiful and a chicken shit. old yellow streak.
Rallytime. Big boys had to get in, so they made up some GS rumor.
FLY will also post about how he sold his longs at the highs of the day. Odd no ?
Dow will close down -1000 today.
Buying another 1K MS 10.44
VIX will go to infinity
The PPT will explode
bought back ms.
bought back gs.
fuck this shit moves.
Dog. fuck off.
CAP, agree with you. the fly is full of shit and will post fake trades after the fact today.
Art Cashin shorting your fruit loops into the close
Making money off the bulls is like stealing candy from a blind child. Hahahhahahaha
MS is fucked it’s a goner. With that market cap it won’t be able to do any business. It needs to sell itself pretty quickly.
Had a pair trade on with DIA and SBB. It did well and I just sold DIA at the open and plan on holding SBB to $150.
MCO (worse company in the world) short looks like it will work again today as well.
MS: Too big to fail. Too big to sell for less than BSC (10).
2K @ 10.94 avg…stop 9….selling 12 before noon.
Why does Erin Burnett have to apologize for every negative piece of news and get mad whenever someone comes on saying the DOW will go down. Its not only annoying, but I am nearing the point of not wanting to fuck her because of it.
fly, my popcorn’s getting stale.
SDP just went green above yesterday’s high. Making a ton of $$$s.
Guys, really? Are you seriously questioning God’s trades now? Considering His Holy Site is free, you freakin’ complain a ton! Since the very start of the site, He’s been winning and clearly posting the trades right after he throws shit at His trader/servant.
The Fly is God
Adding more AA below 9
MS sell upped to 12.5…let them chase it and pay me.
In a Bear market believe 50% of what you see and 50% of what hear. Than run your money with low risk and much fear. Every thing you read is already in the market. The Fed and the Hedge funds are sucking as much money from the little guy as they can. The news we read is controlled by the Fed etc. right now. The fact is there is no reason we can’t go down to 5000 in the Dow. This is not a prediction. If all the controlled news people are calling a bottom or a large bounce this make me wonder what bad news is out there we don’t know. Making large trades at this point is like playing the slot machine. It you are reading free information you lose.
Larry, no tits is paid by the wall street assholes to keep people in the market and specifically in mutual stock funds in their 401Ks so the NYSE scumballs can steal the money. I hope that she is one of the assholes that gets killed by the mob in the end.
I notice that too. But a mute button takes care of that. I would still bend her over
FUCK
No time to smack your monkey guys – this market isn’t trading on any volume and the rally isn’t sticking.
ASSUME THE POSITION
MS: Too big to fail. Too big to sell for less than BSC (10)
Don’t think it will fail. But it had better sell itself soon as no one will do business with it. Bet all the people there aren’t doing anymore business and just watching the screens.
Where do you think it would sell at , Scully?
Sold 2K MS @ 11.5. Fuck it. Quick and J-PEEZY grand. BAC went red fucking up plan for more.
Faber- no shit on GS and MS- tell us something we don’t know. Mitsubishi is holding their ass. What a dumb move on their part. Catching a falling knife. No doubt that Mack will blame the shorts
j
My avg. was 10.94 on 2K shares…wanted 12.5…pussed out 2 11.5 when I saw Faber’s muted face and BAC/MER went red on my monitors.
Fuck! missed RIMM short
Like I said in an earlier post financials lead the sell off
bear raid…buy orders lining up…GCI sub; 9 AA sub 9…just adding to current positions.
Who’s financial show is this babe on?
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What did faber say?
Jake-
Nice shot
Well it appears the entire market is watching GS and MS. How these 2 trade will determine the course of the market.
JAKE – You still have SLW ? I took my first position in it today. Small one but, I figure I have 100-200% upside if I am correct.
those would be great to motor boat..
I’m going to be going on margin today ffs.
I need a drink.
I am about to take the rest of the year off. This is more than exhausting. Good lord.
How about if Palin-McCain steal the election
with the help of state governors (a la Ohio ’04)
and the niggers stage mass riots, burning down the big cities and murdering whites by the thousands starting Nov. 5?
What’s the DJII and S&P worth THEN?
Will the rioting and burning be considered a
:major event” when it continues into 2009?
Dumb Gay British fucker-Are we trying to build a base?
Guest- Yes I think we are
I say -Oh really? What does a base look like?
I think we need a new thread already….
Larry:
Erin is contractually-prohibited from being negative. And, she is too skinny.
Hey fly. You need racist comments like that?
Shorting more SKF
Are you one of the skin heads that was plotting the mass murder?
Look, I awoke to a few inches of snow in NW New Jersey this morn and the white stuff is still coming down… Snow people! Oh that was weird, a freakin clap of thunder!! Anyway my point nobody and I mean nobody forecasted to expect even a chance of snow let alone “A snow thunderstorm” with 3 to 6 inches. Cause fuckers just don’t have a clue! Not unlike this gay market. Weather men can’t predict what will happen in the short term any better
than I can. Everything in the world is based on BULLSHIT computer models. When they fail us, assholes make it up. I will continue to sit on cash while refusing to get my dick dirty these gayest of times!
FLY
Get rid of NOBailouts he lends nothing to the board
And we do need a new thread
Thread gone ‘south’
No more trades likely before 1445…later.
Go fuck yourself. Begging for a crash, die slow cocksucker.
T HO MOE…what we need is for you and DEVILDOG to STFU. Seriously, you both come across as High School kids playing with monolopy money.
Henry Fool – the NY and CT radio stations were predicting wet snow in higher locations yesterday. WTIC, WCBS, and Bloomberg radio..
Faber says on CNBC
Now that deposits are guaranteed, basically I as an investor have no incentive to hold equities so I sell them and put my money in bank deposits,” Faber told “Squawk Box Europe”, on Monday.
What a load of swill. That’s just crap. People don’t behave like that.
Go fuck yourself T Moe. Or off yourself so we can call you No Moe.
Jimmy
Monolopy money is what you should be playing with. Cause I like taking your real money all the way down. Now fuck off you bitter piker
no bailout, while being surrounded by all of this weird news and calamity it is your comment that shows what real stupidity/ bankruptcy looks like.
I heard someeone somewhere saying obama admitted to doing cocaine in his lifetime… does anyone know if this is true, and if so if there’s a link?
If so, I think McCain should have been convincing america that bush has spent more money than any president and that we’re in trouble because of the spending. Then he could draw the comparrison of bush being a big spender, and throw the “4 more years of bush” back in obama’s face. 4 more years of a stuttering Coke head.
No Bailouts-
I am a rebel from the South,and am NO Obama supporter. But you remind me of the ignorant dumb asses who don’t wear shoes, married their cousin and didn’t get pass 5th grade.
T MOE, jimmy makes a good point. Most of what you say on this board is useless. Please stop wasting bandwidth.
GS correlated to S&P
“GS correlated to S&P”
So are 80% of other stocks, Moe, you genius.
The rally monkey is rattling his cage door boys, won’t be much longer till he’s out jumping up higher and higher while clawing at T MOE and throwing shit at DEVILDOG. Position yourself.
Covered CMG short 49…whatever fund is holding up this overpriced POS and PNRA up are digging in their heels.
Took profit into long CAKE @ 7.81
Need to bust out of the 5 day downtrend, but it may not happen today. If we go below today’s low, the rally is fucked, and we go down hard.
JAKE – You still have SLW ? I took my first position in it today. Small one but, I figure I have 100-200% upside if I am correct.
Blew out of my SLW some time ago, when they went after the miners, but kept my SLV. I agree it’s looking mighty tasty here.
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T Moe, you fuckin’ DUMBASS – what do you think will happen if Palin-McCain win?
EVERYBODY will realize the fix was in, and the
resulting carnage will explain what has happened
to global markets over the last six weeks.
And to top it all off Moronic Drunkard Bush is trying to start wars with Pakistan and Syria.
The game now seems to be shorting emerging markets. Russia (oil), South Africa (metals), and Brazil (credit) are my favorites, but the Russian and South African ETF’s are somewhat illiquid, RSX and EZA, so I favor the Brazilian one.
The Brazilian one is EWZ, by the way.
I was thinking the same thing: ”
Oh, and there’s no selloff at the end of the day. Why? Because all you heard on Fast Money last night was “sell the rallies! sell the rallies! it’s so easy and obvious har har har!”
They might as well call a bottom.
I am nearing the point of not wanting to fuck her (Erin Burnett) because of it.
This too shall pass.