They come from dark, cigar smoke filled, offices, where plants die from lack of photosynthesis and the careers of brokers are shattered, without a second glance. These “clerks” are bitches of the highest order, whose task is to sell, sell, sell, all the time, no matter what.
They search and scurry about for money wires and incoming checks. They do not care about your stories or reasons pertaining to why your equity is BELOW MINIMUM MAINTENANCE. They hate you, piker brokers, with all of their life force and look forward to blowing out of your bullshit positions, with negative equity, if possible, at 3:00, everyday.
You may ask for mercy or even trick these hideous creatures, in order to live another day BELOW MINIMUM MAINTENANCE; but they will get you.
These assholes will storm into your bullshit office, first thing tomorrow morning, demanding money wires, “else they will BLOW OUT” of your homo positions at 3:00, negative equity, if possible.
Here they come now.
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Lovely. As if we needed more excitement/volatility.
fly-i’m glad to see you didn’t skip the creative writing class in college.good stuff.
Looks like Zeus is getting clown raped.
Cockbreath needs to come in here and threaten to suck his own rod, for the good of America.
Cramer Cramer Cramer SELL SELL SELL Its going to zero Cramer Cramer.
I imagine most margin clerks to look like that hideous Planters Peanuts ‘Hottie’.
Eee-ked out a small gain for the day. I’m done for awhile. This is stressful.
Going to be lots of mutual fund selling this week. Main reason we will not see a rally. The rally begins after Obama wins the election.
Obama is not going to have a lot of wealth left to spread around if we continue at this pace
Do these evil, mythical margin clerk creatures have horns and “666” tatooed on their forearms?
I believe CAP is right … although we may get a one day upper here & there before Obama gets the chance to fuck the place up like his predecessor
I should just stick to my SRS- that fucker never ends down (it seems like that anyway)
C technically flirting with disaster
After the redemption and margin call selling ends, we are going straight up.
I gotta say I still see a large number of faggotry idiots out there saying companies like X still have a ways to go. Are you fucking kidding me? X has gone from 200+ to $32 in the matter of a month and a half and you are still looking for more. Some people are just fucking ignorant. Come on. I don’t own the name but I sure as fuck would not be shorting the name here.
Even Hitler got a margin call.
http://www.clusterstock.com/2008/10/hitler-gets-a-margin-call
Wouldn’t want to mess with his holdings.
I agree with Fly, I think this fucker is going North!
I machine gun down the clerks as they try and storm through my doors.
El Scorcho, you pretty much nailed it.
I wouldn’t buy stocks with FLY’s money here.
This market is just flat out gay!
It is gay. True.
C is fucking up the rally.
Zeus fell asleep after whoring around with a few at his brothel.
Could someone please tell me how I would get on margin?
When you pray to Zeus, you have to do it in Greek, dumbass. When you asked for “death to the bearshitters”, he thought you wanted a certain type of Mediterranean fruity beverage made with lemon (forthcoming, by the way).
any MTL takers out there?
I just blindly purchased 4k shares
Been sitting on NOV since $23.50, might as well keep sitting
To rally or not to rally, that is the question.
Now or never.
MTL?? Sorry, I don’t speculate in penny stocks.
I think they are done trying send the futures down overnight. It failed 2 times in a row now. Looking for a gap up in the morning. Give me 75 on Wednesday then 😛
this market is a teeter totter, and after the shitty managers get their faces ripped off, all that dead weight is going to be lifted from one side.
at least for a couple of days. lol
Die EDU, you fake commie piece of junk.
Bear Fight on wall street:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvPCtrOP4mc
http://patrick.net/housing/contrib/frugal.pdf
Is there some memo that I didn’t get today that said it was necessary to blow out of all commodity equities at all cost? Not the commodities mind you, just the equities.
What is the catalyst to buy knowing as many as 1/3 of all hedge funds may be gone by year end so they’re having “going out of business sales”; tax loss selling; margin call selling; Joe Sixpack puking up his mutual funds selling; uncertain earnings outlook; uncertain tax regime; countries begging IMF for loans to stay solvent.
Stocks are cheap and oversold.
OK. Right.
What a gay market.
I’m going to go wash my car now.
Down, Down, and More Down!
Nice call on the margin clerks, Fly.
WOW ! What a market … simply amazing!
Die FXI! Go back to your farms!
Long live FXP!
wow
Donny doubles position in DIG @ 24.20
FUck it. Hedged again – at least EDU short saved my ass.
I ended up 2.5% today. The last 15 minutes REALLY SUCKED though, I was up 5%+ before that. Sigh.
Fucking bulltard retards, flyfuck, ebignorant and donnydouchebag.
That was very enjoyable. I hope I get to do that again tomorrow, just to piss off my arrogant brokers and their clients.
I rule!
damn margin clerks. the brokerage firm I work at Margin clerks shot first ask question later. WTF!!@!!
“They come from dark, cigar smoke filled, offices, where plants die from lack of photosynthesis and the careers of brokers are shattered, without a second glance. These “clerks” are bitches of the highest order, whose task is to sell, sell, sell, all the time, no matter what.”
Brilliant.