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13 comments

  1. The Fly

    How quaint.

    Go dive into an alligator infested swamp

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  2. The Fly

    And, just in case commodities and banks were to reenter an inverse relationship with one another, I bought (RKH: 100.68 +2.73%) , (UYG: 19.97 +4.23%) and an unnamed investment bank—in order to “flatten out” my SKF/SRS holdings.

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  3. Itchy & Scratchy
    Itchy & Scratchy

    No need to go to a swamp to find an alligator. Any street in Florida will do.

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  4. buylo

    Fly, so at the urging of Ducati, you bought UYG n RKH n LEH yesterday and today?

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  5. The Fly

    That sentence was written yesterday.

    I have done nada today, except buy EQIX.

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  6. Molecool

    Fly – just ignore these wankers. This rally is complete bullshit – I’m backing up the truck right now for even more QQQQ and IWM puts.

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  7. Anton Cigur

    Institutional investor “action:”
    http://www.stocktiming.com/Friday-DailyMarketUpdate.htm

    Granpa – Re your previous post, I understand a lot of older people have “incontinence issues,” so it’s no big deal. But you’ll understand if we sit outside on the lawn furniture next time you come over.

    Boca – Great billboard. What’s it selling?

    duc – Somewhere in the park there’s a squirrel with your name on it.

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  8. Donny

    This fucking economy/market is so flush with capital, it temporally defies gravity. It’s a like a fucking rooster with it’s head chopped off.

    Tell’em about it Benny:

    “The financial storm that reached gale force some weeks before our last meeting here in Jackson Hole has not yet subsided, and its effects on the broader economy are becoming apparent in the form of softening economic activity and rising unemployment. Add to this mix a jump in inflation … and the result has been one of the most challenging economic and policy environments in memory.” ~ Fed Chairman Bernanke, Aug 22, 2008

    Oh, and by the way, Commodities and Energy are fucked!

    One more point: BIG TECH is going to get skull fucked. Apple makes the coolest toys in the world for immature fuckers with loads of cash like me. However, Johnny Fuckface, and his pall’s around the world, are tapped out. Bad news for the horsemen.

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  9. canuck visionary
    canuck visionary

    Donny don’t be so fast retreating from sinking commodities. You yanks will need some materials to keep your rage-ass war machine running. The rest of your system is dog shit.

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  10. JakeGint

    What the fuck is wrong with this two bit, chip on his shoulder, Third World North American, anyway?

    Don’t you have a queue for a band-aid to stand in, fuckface? Go snorkel the curling pond or something, eh?

    Leave the talk of finance to we First Worlders, eh?

    __

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  11. boca

    Canuckvisionary is hard for Jake (sorry about that, especially poor Jake, ’cause he’s not Jake’s style at all, but I just could not resist).

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