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Women and Children: Time to Get Off

This is your stop, if you are a woman or small boy, playing this market.

“Geez Fly, what’s with the chauvinistic jargon? It’s not befitting of a 21st century gentleman,” you query.

Well, Sir, “The Fly” is old school and still believes women and children should be protected from the vicious and cruel world of money management. Although, in my experience, I have found women to be far brighter and more in tune with reality than men; I still like to protect them.

Call me heterosexual.

We’ve had a fantastic run on the short side, over the past few days. [[FXP]] is at $100 and [[SKF]] is through the roof. Granted, SKF is still well off its highs. You had ample opportunity to shadow “The Fly” with buys, down to the $108 level.

In addition, most of my banks shorts are up anywhere between 15-20%, in recent days.

Bottom line: Pressing bets, after such big moves, is a mans job. You know, act all ignorant, think with your balls, not your head, type of task. It’s like fixing your car, even though you have no idea what you’re doing. You’re just taking off bolts, wiping the grease off your face and wallah: fixed.

If you are not able to take on big risk, cover your shorts here; take a seat and watch real men play tackle football, with no equipment, inside a concrete parking lot.

Top pick: short Pzena Investment Management, Inc. [[PZN]] , if possible.

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34 comments

  1. Scum Bucket

    Overcompensation – Men who are insecure about their masculinity display more homophobic &/or sexist attitudes.

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  2. The Fly

    That’s not true.

    That was written by a homo. Sorry for the let down.

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  3. calvino

    Not possible

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  4. The Fly

    Two shorts I don’t highlight enough:

    LVS and CAL.

    I am just breaking even on LVS now.

    CAL is doomed. Kill it.

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  5. the Bull

    GS will rally back, watch and learn.

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  6. Woodshedder

    Fundamental analysts are homos.

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  7. The Fly

    Bull:

    Who cares?

    Go play with dynamite somewhere else, before I have your mustache punched off for you.

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  8. The Fly

    BTW:

    With oil rallying, VMC, TXI, MLM and EXP should come under considerable pressure.

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  9. the Bull

    I believe you will Senor, in due time, in due time…

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  10. Banks R-Us

    Bennet Sedacca

    12:22:45 PM

    Position in ZION options, ZION preferred B & C.

    Offered Without a Bid

    There was a list of small regional bank bonds out for the bid earlier. Here are the results:

    * Comerica Inc. (CMA) 4.80% 2015. Did not trade.
    * First Horizon National (FHN) 5 4/5% 2013. Did not trade.
    * Keycorp (KEY) 5.45% 2016. Did not trade.
    * National City (NCC) 4 5/8 % 2013. Traded $65.
    * Regions Financial (RF) 6 3/8% 2012. Did not trade.
    * SunTrust Banks (STI) 6% 2026. Did not trade.
    * Zions Bancorp (ZION) 5 1/2% 2015. Did not trade.

    The window is now closed on these guys. The preferreds as well. Next stop? Much much lower.

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  11. Anton Cigur

    A compassionate and timely post, Sir, written to your own egregiously high and hilarious standards.

    Huzzah!

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  12. boca

    It’s Fight Club time in this churning whirlpool we call a market. I don’t mind at all that Fly said it’s time to step aside unless you’re willing to take large amounts of risk.

    I’ve been slowly moving to the side for the last week, and personally as a non-professional one of the reasons I come here is for Fly to remind me when too much risk is stupid.

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  13. calvino

    lvs at 45 is a very good basis. I would not exclude wynn, since stevie ran the piggie to do his secondary in Hong kong. either the secondary is coming, or warrants, or construction stops in macau.

    boca.. trade small and stay in.

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  14. Anton Cigur

    Boca,
    I hope you and your fellow Floridians are safe.

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  15. The Fly

    How about the BSC of the industry: BYD?

    They stopped building that dumb casino, but so what?

    It will now rot and become victim to homeless squatters.

    BYD is in a world of hurt.

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  16. boca

    Greetings Anton, there is a small lake in our front yard but otherwise all is fine, that is really not too bad.

    We only lost power a few hours and I slept through that, my kind of storm. Hope you’ve been well and getting lots of people to call that coin toss for you.

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  17. Juice

    Quality post, Señor Tropicana.

    All airlines are shorts. I just put on some CPA.

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  18. Kiwin

    LVS is fucked they are riddled with tons of debt.

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  19. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Fly aka “Mr. Make It Rain” what do you think about the tremendous value in JCG here? This is getting rediculous now.

    By the way 27% short? Are they serious?

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  20. The Fly

    I recently bought a little JCG. However, I have little confidence in retailers.

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  21. Kiwin

    Looking back into possible shorts of construction companies like JEC, FLR, and PCR?

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  22. Merlin's gay Rally Monkey
    Merlin's gay Rally Monkey

    Poof

    your market apocalypse is over

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  23. Jason

    Mr. Fly,

    I feel after that latest uptrend, we’re only two days in to a new downtrend. Im short LEH, MER and MS since yesterday morning. You think those are in for many more days of ass pounding at this point? I cant tell if the brokers or the banks are setting up better for a huge drop in the next few weeks. Whatcha think.

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  24. Joey Donut

    HAHAHA!

    right on! the old fly back.

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  25. Employee8

    If anyone went short NUVA with me, the gap down has been filled and I’ve covered ….

    Looking to short CALM here …. shorts have been squeezed, Barrons did a positive story and the stock has popped but insiders are selling …

    Fly, what’s your machine saying about CALM … anyone else see a good short here?

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  26. TraderCaddy

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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  27. The Fly

    Jason:

    I think we go substantially lower. However, nothing is a given.

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  28. The Fly

    The PPT is down for maintenance.

    We are adding oil, natty, treasuries, coal and dollar versus yen to the formula.

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  29. Employee8

    Ok, thanks for the response …

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  30. Mr. Feltersnatch
    Mr. Feltersnatch

    Fly:

    I am still in that WB trade, time to get out or average down?

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  31. The Fly

    out of all my picks, you take my ‘what if i’m wrong trade’?

    Don’t touch WB.

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  32. The Fly

    hlf= not my cup of whiskey

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  33. JJ's pet goat

    I am sorry to inform you that JJ has blown up his accounts.

    His leveraged plays on PAL and SWC have backfired.

    They carried him out feet first.

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  34. Mr. Feltersnatch
    Mr. Feltersnatch

    Thanks Fly,

    I suck at this, not going to quit my day job just yet.. But it sure is fun learning the hard way.

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