While “The Fly” slaves over an immaculate desk, lazy guys are golfing at Pebble Beach, missing out on all the fun.
Here is a rather quick, yet concise, recap:
Commodities were up.
Banks, Casinos, Airlines were down.
Tech was a no show, but weak.
Military stocks were solid.
“The Fly” was up another 4.5%, and he won again.
Whats wrong with Pebble Beach….I fly my LearJet into San Fran and then take my Helicopter to the Club House. When I’m done golfing I’m going Hang Gliding.
Hang Gliding after that? Does your tropical drink spill on your dress then? I bet you ride white horses on the beach into the sunset then. Go kick a puppy and man up.
He probably can’t grow facial hair either. Lear’s are so 1970’s…G5’s or bust!
Fay is such a bust so far that if it doesn’t rain enough tonight I will have to refill the pool (I let water out yesterday). Thus far I have seen more liquid in the men’s urinals at the old Municipal Stadium in Cleveland.
Actually, when I’m done golfing, and after my spa massage, manni/peddi.. I’ll be looking at purchasing a Jet Ski Dealership up in San Jose..of course first I’ll have to test drive all of the new models.
GS is carpet bombing all the banks’ EPS estimates right now.
“Here is a rather quick, yet concise, recap:”
The hilarity of that sentence should be known from now on as “The Singularity”, or the point at which writing cannot be surpassed on the internets.
lol just quadrupled the loss estimate for LEH.
thats not enough
Rumor has it that Howard ( http://howardlindzon.com ) is known to play Pebble Beach now and again.
What a coincidence Mr. Fly chose that very golf course as his girly-man location, eh?
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TC,
My mom is in the Port St Lucie/Jensen Beach area and says she’s never seen this much rain in 15 yrs there … her house is surrounded and it looks like she’s on an island …. if they don’t start the pumps soon or more rain comes, she’ll be looking for a boat ala NOLA.
I know, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
How many punches did Teddy catch with his head?
Water should drain rather quickly in that area as it’s built mostly on sand and some coral rock. Most of the weather appears to be Northeast of the eye which explains why the rain is hitting the coast pretty bad and not inland (at least not yet).
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
I am enjoying the trip on your coat-tails. Keep working yo ass off. We need you here in the frozen northland.
NCC is an A rated credit with bonds that trade for 61 and yield 14%?
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=a_EVv_ohmExo&refer=home
What bout da
Young Folks
That’s a great song right there, Q4.
Howard was twittering his Pebble Beach visit today: https://twitter.com/howardlindzon
He was even taking bids for streaking across the first hole:
https://twitter.com/howardlindzon/statuses/892185656
Yep, it all adds up now.
***Death to LEH***
I never saw an emasculated desk before.
Hey class, does anyone know what happens when The Fly starts getting cocky?
I can’t answer that question with a straight face, Professor.
hey mr. hand, that fly dude is always cocky. what happens? hey bud, lets party!
“Money doesn’t talk, it swears.” Bob Dylan
pretty soon…
WTF …. Asia big rally… China up 6% on rumors that 400 billion economic stimulus package and equity stabilization pgm is coming after the Olympics … You got to be kidding me … 7% growth is not enough … if China needs 10% growth to maintain political stability .. God help us all
Anyone want to bet on oil tomorrow???
Well that sucks for FXP.
Har fucking har. The schtimmurus package will work just about as well as ours did. This is bullshit. What do Chinese people buy with schtimmurus checks? Nothing. They are fucking smart so they’ll save that shit.
golf is tiring dude. lucky bilderberg is managaing my money. I would just repost his old stuff as it’s just as timely today!
can’t say i’m surprised about the china chicanery.
Evil Chi coms!!
Whose play book did they steal!?!
And why isn’t the oil market buying it??